Night 2 Card>Brock Lesnar vs Oba Femi>Penta (c) vs. JD McDonagh vs. Dragon Lee vs. Je'von Evans vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Russev in an Intercontinental Championship ladder match>"The Demon" Finn Balor vs. Dominick Mysterio>Jade Cargill (c) vs. Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's Championship>Sami Zayn (c) vs. Trick Williams for the United States Championship>CM Punk (c) vs. Roman Reigns for the World Heavyweight Championship
think they are finna leave the sticky up for the other one
>Only one womeme's matchThank the 'E-gods, we have been blessed tonight.
Ask the mods to sticky politely
>>20285839>>Brock Lesnar vs Oba FemiKino>>Penta (c) vs. JD McDonagh vs. Dragon Lee vs. Je'von Evans vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Russev in an Intercontinental Championship ladder matchInteresting >>"The Demon" Finn Balor vs. Dominick MysterioCould be good>>Jade Cargill (c) vs. Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's ChampionshipAbsolute trash, I don't care >>Sami Zayn (c) vs. Trick Williams for the United States ChampionshipHope Sami loses >>CM Punk (c) vs. Roman Reigns for the World Heavyweight ChampionshipHope punk loses
>mania was shit last night>block vs oba on free espnoba is losing isn't he?
I’m here for Buddy.
>>20285839finally the real wrestlemania, they really need to get rid of the two night format, i think doing a 8hr show is better.
>>20285839mods, please replace the night 1 thread with this as the sticky
DIOS MIO
>>20285839extraordinarily grim card after the opening matches
we’re not getting a different sticky
PER THE PODCASTBRODUS CLAY SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
PER THE BUDCAST:BUDDY SPOTTED IN MY HOME.
who's co maineventing
>>20285880AI slop
>>20285866
>>20285954guarantee its rhea
>>20285839kek i forgot this shit was 2 nights
>>20285980with how much effort went into the build it's going to be iyo and jades group interrupting
Back to your dimeless sticky thread e-sharts
>>20286001Grim.
>>20286012like typical bloodline slop with a bunch of run ins
>>20285839>Brock Lesnar vs Oba FemiHonestly it's going to be fucking shit. Le suplex city man vs le powerbomb man. I expect both gassed within thirty seconds>Penta (c) vs. JD McDonagh vs. Dragon Lee vs. Je'von Evans vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Russev in an Intercontinental Championship ladder matchAlso shit but might get the little negro boy to do a fun spot>"The Demon" Finn Balor vs. Dominick MysterioPissbreak>Jade Cargill (c) vs. Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's ChampionshipPissbreak or car crash>Sami Zayn (c) vs. Trick Williams for the United States ChampionshipOh sweet fuck this shite still going on?>CM Punk (c) vs. Roman Reigns for the World Heavyweight ChampionshipI expect Roman and Punk to wrestle 12 minutes but do shit for 4 times that length
Imagine the irony if Snickers or Papa Johns sponsors Jade v Rhetard's match.
only watching for dom vs finn finna be a squash match
So glad my GOAT got a spot, even though it was a commercial.
>>20285880Roxy was the only good thing about Mania last night
>>20285977
https://x.com/almotsgraps/status/2045647921261985908How do you fuck up this bad?
>>20286132Because they are heckin brave, chuddie
>>20286153>>20286132Forgot pic
>>20286132Pretty sure they’re heavy libtards so HHH didn’t want to give them a live mic
>>20286164why hire them in the first place?
>>20286191Becky thinks she's a star and Triple Paul won't piss off his adopted son's wife
>>20286132Even the guitar player fucked it up lmao
Is The Rock coming out tonight?
>>20286219No, but Vince is
>>20285839LIVE matches from WWE Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f9jKenBnM>LWO (Cruz Del Toro & Joaquin Wilde) vs. American Made (Brutus Creed & Julius Creed)>Erik vs. Psycho Clown>Harlem Lewis & Kali Armstrong vs. Kam Hendrix & Nikkita Lyons>Jacy Jayne vs. Thea Hail>La Parka & Mr. Iguana vs. Alpha Academy (Akira Tozawa & Otis)>Fallon Henley vs. Jaida Parker>Myles Borne & Shiloh Hill vs. Los Americanos (Bravo Americano & Rayo Americano)
Is this credible or just bullshit?
>>20286229they'd definitely prefer vince as booker but the rest is probably nonsense especially the shane-o part
>>20286229I hope so
>>20286229How do we know it hasn’t been Vince the whole time? He can just give HHH ideas at family gatherings and shit.
>>20286229Just have Vince come out tonightHave him bring out Liv Morgan and blame her for the first night suckingRecreate the moment of Trish stripping and barking like a dog but make it shootMake Liv actually break and cry for realThat'll get the ratings back up
>>20286229I never understood why anyone in that company thought Triple H would make a good booker. Seems random. He's never shown to have a mind for the business like that. They should have given a job producing entrances instead
>>20286301this shit is being booked by tko
>>20286301Smarks loved NXT under HHH although the best parts of it was under Dusty's booking
>>202862290% chance
shiloh is thunder kek?
>>20286310TKO has to step in because tickets weren't moving due to Paul's booking. They would leave the product alone if it was doing gangbusters on its own
[EXCELLENT NEWS] Brian got a nice haircut
>>20286229HHH won't go anywhere if Steph is still there, if they want real change, fire both, which would be super funny after she got into the HoF lol
>>20285839>another snoozerthis is the worst wrestlemania ever
>>20286321all of the feuds were poorly built
i never want to see Randy Orton anywhere near the main event seen ever again, let a alone the main event of a wrestlemania. i think the guy is done, professionally
>>20286315yes
>Triple H is a terrible booker because I wanted the bad guy to win!
>>20286321You're fucking retarded if you think more people came to the show because of Pat McAfee.
>>20286344yes.
https://x.com/WWERomanReigns/status/2045927044941595004#m
This night 2 card is top to bottom way better, were they even trying for night 1?
>>20286383get the womeme shit over on night one and stack night 2trips gets it
They just changed Dom vs Finn to a street fight
God damn
>>20286400most definitely a work. Gotta put over that punt brother
>>20286397why's dom so upset? it advantaged him
>>20286407did you see his eye?
>>20286422Nigga that's a booboo
I will get beerI will get my junk foodI will be sports entertained like I was last night
>>20286451Same bro. Some people care about this shit way too much
>>20286457If this happens, I will forgive hunter>>20286461Some of it sucks, some of it doesn't. I don't get it. People treat WWE like most shit they obsess over
>>20286457i'd mark out so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm36Z4yWRkc
>>20286457This will be the promo
>>20286377JEFF HARDY BROS?
Gonna start pounding whiskey neat bros. Need to pass out before 10pm due to many work meetings scheduled tomorrow and gotta prep for presentations later in the week. WM night 2 will be pretty good I think. Hope everyone enjoys the show. I'll be sloppy shitposting later hehe
fin vs dom just became a street match???
What’s the difference between street fight and unsanctioned??
>>20286457>westlevotesniggas getting centel’d
Night 2
>>20286649good looking banana bro, happy to see you eating healthy
>>20286649What are you drinking with it?
>>20286649the kind of pringles flavors they have now are really mind boggling. it has to be some kind of joke to see how far they can go
>>20286649Obese
>>20285839>grim main event >grim card >grim weekend >grim fed grim grim grim grim grim
>non stickyShan't
>>20286649pringles are nasty anyone else getting drunk?
>>20286229shane finally taking ownership would be hilarious
>>20286675Aids with the digestion>>20286714Got a 2 litre coke chilling in the fridge. Full fat of course
>>20286733Pringles depend on the flavor. Pizza is incredible.
>>20286733I've never been drunk in my life once and that's a shoot brother, and pringles are over with me dude
>>20286739Coke is the best.
>>20286525A street fight (usually) asks the wrestlers to fight in street clothes and allows weapons, an unsanctioned match means the company doesn't take responsibility of it because of how brutal it's expected to be (which now means absolutely jack shit, given last night)
trouble troublethat's me
>>20286750>>20286752kettle cooked potato chips mog pringles
Is this the thread?
>>20286795yeah
>>20286788I can only eat the jalapeño kettle ones. Bbq is decent enough. My top 5 chips are:Hot friesPringles pizza/smoked cheddarLays kettle jalapeño Fritos hot Ruffles sour cream and cheddar
A lot of fatties in this thread
will night 2 actually be good?
>>20286812Fatty board
>>20286808solid list there brother a true crisp connoisseur
Where's the preshow chick and the baldie? And how come Graves gets demoted for PPVs? Don't remember last time he was on a PPV
>>20286822Probably. Can't be worse than last night kek
what's everyone's hype level for tonight? I gotta be honest I'm at a 1.5/10 at the best
>>20285839Tonight's probably going to kick ass. I mean. You have all the best matches tonight. Work rate shit and ladders for the nerds. Title match wont have bullshit involved. Can't really call the main event. I'm guessing Roman wins it but he's basically part time now
>>202868734. If Rhea loses then it’s an 8.
>>20286649ooof slim pickings king, hope this is just for the pre-show or you've got a big pizza order coming mid-show
>>202868735ish.Oba vs Brock finna slap.
what would you do if rhea head-butted you?
>>20286922“Ow wtf is your problem”
>>20286873i always enjoy wm and rr, even if they're shit
Hoping they let Brock and Oba put on a 30 minute mat classic to make up for all the short matches last night
why are they acting like Cody has a match? I don't care if he's not medically cleared and he wasn't going to wrestle again until backlash at the earliest anyway
>>20286873Was a 9 but wife is being a bitch and brought it down to 6
>>20286937To sell the punt I guess, even if the injury was an accident
>>20286873Rumours of Vince 'Bark Like A Dog' McMahon could returnI am 10/10 on the hype meter
>BARK LIKE A DOG, JANELjesus, paul
1 more hour until new flavors of peanut butter jars come up. I’m excited. Last week’s weren’t very good.
>>20286958I wanna see him do it to Paige, AJ Lee, Zalina and for some unholy reason, have Mchin do it and shake her flat asian black ass
Why does the countdown show have ad breaks? Is this on espn too?
>>20286997yup
>>20286958is this true?
BROSWHY AM I HYPED FOR THE DEMON
>have peacock>have netflix>cant watch wrestlemaniaFuck this company
>>20287031Would have been cooler if they didn't announce it
Why the fuck is DC there
>>202868734/10Brock and Oba should be fun. Can't wait for the seethe after Brock wins. Ladder match should be fun too. Punk and Roman will probably be better than Cody and Orton. Less women's matches that I don't care about so it should be better than night 1.
>>20287047It's not like you haven't had since September of last year to rectify this or anything. Clearly it's somebody else's fault.
>>20287048OK BUT WHY AM I HYPEDWHYWHY DO I FEEL THE BLOOD PUMPING MY VEINSREEEEEEEE
>even on the wrestling pregame ESPN can't help but suck off the SEC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17JRkXlFo90&list=RD17JRkXlFo90&start_radio=1Steve gotta be there, right?
IM BACKIM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
GIMMIE THE GREEN LIGHT
>>20285977>>20286103no dimes, shitterwhat an embarrassment should be stomped out by the entire locker room for being such a deadpan sack of shit
>Finn Balor:|>Finn Balor, painted:O
>>20287067He's been busy
I really dont have the energy to watch this
>>20287104Us Balor buddies are always hyped for the Finnster
>>20287110Same. Last night did me in
>>20287104he looks like a heckin comic book character! he is AWE-SOME
Just finished watching night 1Utter trash, only correct decision was Liv winning
negative nancy ass mothafuckas
>>20286229well, if that literally fucking who SIR says so it must be true!
NO KIDS
>>20286457>Vince Comes Out>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT>BTW MY WIFE SHUT DOWN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION>TRUMP COMES OUT>HOGAN COMES OUT>SHANE COMES OUT>JOE ROGAN COMES OUT>Entire arena shits itsself to death in excitment>PUNK GETS SHITCANNEDThe Best Timeline
>>20287110Then don't. Its a four hour slog, just skip through it tomorrow.
No kidsbros...
where was any of this in those mind numbing weekly end of Raw promos
>>20287104>>20287116>>20287120SEE>>20287058WHY NIGGASIS DOM GOING TO WIN
Match will literally peak at match 1 [brock/oba/ but I'm not mad at it.
Rare Lyra feet pics just dropped
Just realized that Roman bogged himself and got a bichectomy, he looks older than he is
>>20287176>be a geek and still bang a wwe wrestlerGrim
>>20287176proper irish grippers them. tree climbers.
>watching preshow>And remember folks, you have to watch us on the ESPN App this is ESPN but after 1st hour you have to switch to ESPN app to watchgod, watching shit legally is so fucking annoying
TROUBLE TROUBLE
imagine if they make Oba job lmao
>>20287198shoot had this song on repeat in my head since monday
Twitter is down
>>20287194You can just watch the whole thing on the ESPN app. He's just explaining it for the cable normies.
JONAS BROS
USA
>>20287208hope he gets Kofi'd
we're in the sticky
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
WHO?
BASED BROS
>>20287208HHH hates giving fans what they want, so Brock will probably win. And then we’ll have to listen to morons tell us why this loss is actually better for Oba’s story and trajectory and shit.
Wait, is everyone still using the Night 1 sticky?
JEWSA
>>20287247yes
USAUSAUSA
>>20287216Good
God bless our troops
STICKY NOW
mania night one was so bad we wont even get a sticky on night 2.
What's ebglyss?
>tips hat>m`lady
This ain't getting a sticky
>You felt it last night didn't you?No
oh we felt it alright
We did not feel it
>>20287272It makes it easier to follow the threads if you're watching it after the fact.
wait, is the Hamilton fag a chud now?
it time show
i felt gay last nightand gay tonight too
Negro was that really THE LIL YACHTY? WM redeemed!
this speech is AI
>>20287300he's been pretty good desu. like lio rush to lashley
Last night was shit, but what if tonight is an absolute all-timer of a show. How would this mania go down in the history rankings then?
LETS FUCKING GO ALREADY BETTER THAN SATURDAY
BIGMATCHJOHN
>>20287311a solid 6
Danhausen blimp being a highlight for the vid package. The absolute state of the WWE.
Based brisk walk
FINALLY SOME SUNDAY WRESTLEMANIA NIGGAS
>>20286873nah
O my God John cena is back!
About to get high as absolute FUCK for Brock Oba
>>20287329lol
>>20287311It would be seen as above average. Last night had some good stuff, even if it was meh overall. If tonight is great, then it'll tip the scale in WWE's favor.
>>20287272I'm usually not a doomer at Mania but last night was genuinely fucking awful. One of the worst Mania nights I've ever witnessed. Easily the worst of the past decade.
BOOOOOOO, I WANT A REFUND JOHN
Please sticky this mods :(
>have to monitor 2 threadsI hate this site
We can all agree that the Card of tonights Show is much better, right? Just looking at it without knowing a lot of Storylines or whatever it just looks so much better on Paper.
>>20287319But enough about your wife.
*GONG*
>incredible night
This isn't Vince :(
>an incredible night 1!Come on, John...
>>20287336>dude weed, lmaoYou probably reek.
>espn got booedLol
>>20287341>>20287343Who do I believe?
>>20287363he’ll be out soon
>>20287311A one night WrestleMania with a 4 hour preshow the day before.
cena is looking and talking and walking like vince
Night one was fine, stop being s critic. Be a fan
>>20287356I wish
Neat!
>>20287375He is his son after all.
GIGANIGGA
FEMBOYS STAND UP
>the leds changedwaow!
Is the theme for the show supposed to be an AI apocalypse or something?
>people thought the rock was coming out because of those graphics
wow curtain jerking oba and brock.sad.
>oba entrance without the darknesslame
GIGA NIGGA COMING THROUGH
Oba finna cry
oba.mp3
>>20287397would also have worked for Jericho i guess
ISNT THAT THE GUY WHO LOST TO RICKY STARKS????
Gonna take forever to strut down that ramp.
quick cut to the black people doing his strut
DEMONBROS ITS OUR TIME
my mom is a HUGE oba fanshes legit doing the oba jiggle rn
do you ever do oba's lil strut?
this dude is big fucking hell
this guy sucks lmao walking like a dick up his ass
holy based
JUST DO THE STRUT NIGGA
That’s a long ramp to shuffle down lol
>>20287432it's my morning power pose in the mirror
IT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOB>IT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOBIT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOB>IT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOBIT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOB>IT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOBIT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOB>IT'S TIME FOR BROCKETTY TO JOB
he has to strut the whole way down
>stops doing the dance cause it's too longkek
>>20287432I combine it with Vince’s gorilla walk.
You just know Iyo is drooling at the TV
Hopefully this will be a squash match
HERE COMES THE PISS
why are people like this
may as well join the sticky after this thread
>HE'S FAT!
>Crowd actually hype as fuck for a hoss battleBIG MEN STILL DRAW
Brock finna squash Oba sub 5 minutes.
>Oba makes his entrance>Dad whistles and yells "THAT'S A BIG HUNK OF BEEF">Mom and sister puff up>Sister turns around and starts winking at me>"Anon I can see why you like watching this show!"
brocky 4chan
DO IT FOR JANEL GRANT, OBA
we're in the sticky you idiots
crowd really did just save all their energy for night 2 huh
>>20287474grim
This version of Brock looks like such a fucking badass. Still skips leg day, but otherwise, kino late-stage look.
>>20287432no i’m just oba’s little slut
>>20287506ITS A NIGHT ONE STICKY. POST HERE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>20287432Every time I march to the bathroom after nutting in my gf
>>20287506Sticky moves too fast. It doesn't take much brainpower to figure that out.
So Polish Joe is winning this right? The other guy isn't ready
Buddy would be a great opponent vs Brock.
BRRROCK LES NAR
If they're booking the WOAT WM, Oba loses in 2 minutes
>>20287533he’s better than everyone else on the main roster how is he not ready
Track and field athlete is going to be a 2x NCAA Champ, UFC HW Champ, it doesnt make any sense but w/e
Just started and already feels like there's more effort tonight
Gonna be so funny when Oba loses here
>no F5 3 seconds inWE WORKIN TONIGHT
oba has the same mindset about wrestling brock does, no wonder brock likes him
Danhausen’s wearing a wig in the front row.
I hope Brock pisses all over that nigga
>>20287506sticky moves too fast nigger how am i supposed to read post and watch the show
there’s a fucking clown in the front row for the entire show are you kidding me
>>20287619Appropriate
You don't need a bunch of moves to sell a match. Kino hoss matchup
>Oba vs Brock hasn't even started yet>my dad is already self sucking furiously>my sister is finger blasting herself>my brother is screaming "NIGGGER!!!" over and over againWM sucks.
man this obvious commercial break spot definitely took me out of the match for a moment
Rick Rubin’s gonna interfere.
Guys the K-WAB owner used to trade CP with Wolfie
>>20287675kek
>>20287619thats me anon…
>>20287683No he didnt
Already better than night one
shades of the undertaker
Having Brock lose to a colored is bad for business and I for one am done watching
>>20287663kek
Did that match last longer than the entrances?
That was a match I guess
lol that was shit
Another 5 minute match?! wtf
WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S ALREADY OVER?
>>20287683They hide loli images in their videos.
>>20287705I take it back I wasn't expecting it to end this quickly, it's shit
dogshit
FUCK BROCK
Brock is a jobber
BURIEDBASED OBABBC GODS WW@
That was pretty bland as shit
BLACKED
Holy kino
Doms gonna save wrestling
WHY THAT SHORT?
>>20287698rhea and jade
KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20287731It's a shame because it was starting off so well for it to just suddenly end like that. What the fuck are they doing with these match times?
Brock don't get paid by the hour
>>20287736Brock wants to be home before bedtime.
>>20287778Kys Domfag
Would’ve liked a little longer than 5 minutes, but what we got was still pretty kino. On a shoot note, good for Brock for being willing to sell this so well and put Oba over.This was a big deal tonight.
People were expecting more than 5 minutes from Brock when he’s the curtain jerker? Lmao
Brock is a true pro, selling for minutes after the finish
ADS NEXT!!!!!!
That Oba's longest match so far btw
>BLACKED>BLACKED>BLACKED>BLACKED>BLACKED>BLACKED>BLACKED
Brock is in the putting people over business
4 whole moves
They're pushing Oba too much. Having Brock job to him at Wrestlemania in 5 minutes????Give me a fucking break Paul.
It's refreshing to see big heavyweight dudes in a match. Just like the old days before the cruiserweight, manlet twinks flooded the business.
This is the only match that should have been short
>>20287846white hands
>pushing nogs in 2026even the NBA's best players are white
World Wakandan Entertainment
If you were doing a retirement angle, why wouldn't you do it with Gunther?!
That's it for Brock
Holy shit. Didn’t expect this.
>>20287778only watching for dom
boom boomping pongting tongding daohung caokung paoOOOOOOBBBBBBAAAAAOOOOOOBBBBBBAAAAA
if gunther's music doesn't hit during this then wtf
Justified THANK YOU BROCK chants
>>20287828
Aewtists are scared of dom because he provides value
>>20287885pls no
So who is this guy? Is he related to booker t or junkyard dog or something?
>Oba after getting the pin
Brock was told to leave the WWE Sable is divorcing him
>>20287906>gunther LMAOOOOO
Is anyone else having Netflix shit the bed repeatedly?
>>20287940No he's just a random African they found throwing shot put in college and taught him to wrestle
brock leaving so vince can comeback in peace
FUck you Janel
Well, now I get why the match was so short.
Lame, shoulda been Gunther
>>20287994Timing incredibly convenient isn't it
But Gunther fans told me that the crowd is supposed to be silent when you retire a fan favorite?
>>20287969yesthe video quality is extremely bad
Damn, did not expect Brock retiring!
>>20288085Me neither
THAT WORKS FOR ME BROTHER
Brock Lesnar was truly one of a kind. I think people did not really appreciate the things that he could do when he was a little younger, even at his age now - Especially for what a big guy he is. One of the best ever to lace 'em up, in my humble opinion. Thank you, Brock Lesnar.
NEW>>20288167>>20288167>>20288167>>20288167>>20288167
>>20288085polish Joe was fired
my dream is to become a historian
As break over Another ad, but WWE flavor
>>20288165Rip Brock>Thank you brother.
