/pw/ - [Tremendous News] Iyo Sky(35) saved Wrestlemania, - Professional Wrestling

Anonymous

04/20/26(Mon)00:55:27 No.20296294

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Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:55:27 No.20296294 Archived

[Tremendous News]
Iyo Sky(35) saved Wrestlemania, helped Rhea win a YES title, worked the singular anti into a shoot and is....
>the motherfucking GOAT
>a 5 star player
>brat
>cute
>perfect
>pure
>friendly
>smart
>beautiful
>strong
>cheerful
>30 million dollar net worth haver
>#1 player in the universe
>the God of Joshi
>biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today
>uplifting
>supreme talent
>an emoji
>has AURA
>superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable
>winner of the Joshi Civil War
>soft
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
>the GOAT
>smol
>adorable
>sturdy
>powerful
>breathtaking
>cheesy
>innocent
>cat enthusiast
>disciplined
>athletic
>genius
>pretty
>amazing
>stupendous
>terrific
>tough
>based
>brilliant
>sexy
>charming
>slick
>phenomenal
>thighGODDESS
>pitQUEEN
>hot
>brilliant
>shiny
>loving
>caring
>sensitive
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>kind
>hates aOSU
>great butt
>hilarious
>courteous
>thrifty
>brave
>clean
>reverent
>clever
>traditional
>godly
>humble
>sweet
>sassy
>saucy
>THE MOTHERFUCKING GRANDSLAM CHAMPION
>does not use weave like a black girl
>4.9 million viewer woman (HOLY FUCKING DIMES)
>the main attraction
>ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Iyomaniacs home happy
>a worthy obsession
>bigger draw than all AEW(329k) wrestlers COMBINED
>never starts fights with her co-workers and is the true embodiment of a locker-room leader
and most importantly
>THE CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTS AND SOON TO BE PROUD SAVIOR OF KAIRI!!!!!!! (EAT SHIT ASUKA YA OLD WHORE!)
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
Song to really drive home that Iyo is the GOAT and the haters are just fat: https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM