it do be like that Mr Meltzer
>>20322415big dave frying up bacon as usual
>>20322415>Zack Sabre Style
>>20322415He simply does NOT miss fellas. Where is the lie?!
>>20322415Why didn't "Omega style" come out?
metlzer style is gay pudgy midgets doing cartwheels and slapping their legs to make a noise when they fake hit people
He likes it doggy style
For me it's SLK style
>>20322415
>>20322415>Hides the timesramp>Sinne Fianna Fáil, Atá faoi gheall ag Eirinn, Buíonn dár slua, thar toinn do ráinig chugainn, Faoi mhóid bheith saor, seantír ár sinsear feasta Ní fhágfar faoin tíorán ná faoin tráill; Anocht a théam sa Bhearna Baoil Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil, le gunnaí scréach, trí lámhach na bpiléar, Seo dhíbh canáigh, Amhrán na bhFiann.
>>20322415oppa gangnam style!!!!
>>20322552what?
>>20322586Sucks that you CAN'T stand for your national anthem
>>20322415good to know he's a big DDP fan
>>20322415Based Jun goin over no matter what. gotta love the crazy monkeyster
>>20322415>which I both hate and also rate highly at the same timeThe desperation…
>>20322415>(which I both hate and also rate highly at the same time)Dave is mentally ill
>>20322649I would be mad if if it blew a whole through my headcanon he's never objective, too
and he tried to claim he wasn't autistic before.anyway, it's weird he doesn't bring up kurt angle for 2 reasons. 1, angle's style of wrestling, the go-go-go style, epitomizes everything dave wants out of a wrestling match. slow pace = bad. fast pace = good. selling = bad. lots of (really dangerous looking) bumps = good.2, usually dave likes to overcompensate how much he rates Angle as a way to justify never giving his match 5 stars.
>>20322701>and he tried to claim he wasn't autistic before.>I'm going to pick apart why he didn't mention one person I think he should have included specifically and assume it was left out on purposeI guess it takes one to know one.
>>20322415all fake shitters who think they’re real shooters
>>20322415And yet Meltzer hates Hogan style. Curious.
>>20322415Retarded old fuck listed midnights style twice. Ass sucking faggot.
>>20322776well he always claims to be such a big fan of the guy ("i gave him more 4s than anybody!" like that's a good thing) and yet promptly forgot about him when reciting his favorites
>>20322801retard he meant the midnight rockers, shawn and marty. why do you think he didnt mention them elsewhere?
Dave is just having a melty bc he was rightly called out his bizarre NXT hate earlier
>>20322827He definitely did not. Don't be retarded.Rockers > Midnight Express btw
>>20322415DAVE. DON'T. MISS.
>>20322810there are thousands of wrestlers he's a fan of retard, that's his point
>>20322415>Young Bucks style>Bucks style
>>20322415>names a bunch of flippyshittersdave always hated matches with storytelling and psychology. he hyped up those tiger mask/dynamite kid matches who were the proto-flippyshitters. he hated awa which was real graps and considered it boring, he hated wwf, and he hated trad lucha cmll and preferred the flippyshitters in aaa.
>>20322415e-drones have been using the same arguments against Dave for as long as I've been on the IWC (20 years ish). Shit got old 20 years ago, yet a new generation seem to think their novel opinions about Dave is new and shiny or whatever. It's the same shit he's been accused of forever. Who cares.
for someone who claims we have no idea what his opinions are he sure never shuts the fuck up about them
>>20322900>gunther, bret, brody, flair, funk, steamboat>flippers>no psycholgoyseething so hard you can't read lmao
>>20322905>NOOOO YOU CANT INTERACT WITH PEOPLE DIRECTLY ON YOUR ACCOUNTnigger you werent forced to be part of that conversion. Have you ever even held a girl's hand?
>>20322884you missed Tylene Buck's run as Major Gunns? shame on you
>>20322921You going to be ok? Maybe you should yell at a bot instead
He likes "these guys named a move after me" style.
>>20322415ever since this guy gave 4.5 stars to that absolute clusterfuck botchfest women's Blood or Guts match he can miss me with his bullshit reasoninggranted his ratings have been shit where basically everything is vastly overrated for like 10 years at this point but it's comical anymore
>>20322415>No Benoit style>No Angle styleHe really hates those two, doesn't he?
>>20323244he'd rather watch a half hour of holocaust survivor ZSJ work shitty cooperative looking submission holds that his opponent doesn't even bother to sell
Dave didn't rate a single Jun Kasai match until 2022 when he was like 47 and now he pretends to love him?
>>20322415Flippy shitter choregographed dance routine style, which is 90% of what he listed
>>20322810>like that's a good thingPeople actually attacked Meltzer back then because they say he was overrating Angle.
>>203233684.5 was considered a high rating from Dave back then because he hadn't completely lost his mind and wasn't handing out 5+ stars like candy to every uncoordinated retard who put on an awful match with flips in it.
>>20323279No college? He just said he hates him but he obviously has made a successful career which he acknowledges.
>>20322415There is no stylistic difference between dragunov and gunther
>>20323567Are you retarded?
>>20322415KEK based
>>20322586The pig is a schizophrenic over timezones
>Templario styleMeltzer with the exquisite taste
>>20322903The only thing that changes is the boogeyman promotion:>AEW>NJPW>ROH
