>>20332044>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU Card:* Paige Appearancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbfMo_OFHw >Last Weeks' SmackDown Top 10 Momentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7b-Wszmm0 >Throwback SmackDown match: Cody Rhodes vs. The Great Khalihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUiIA-meS08
We are going to hear "IM TAKING IT ALL!" 3 times tonight kek, Solo is main eventing
>Truth shoot stole Wade's rental careBASED
They fired MCMG for this
>>20332996BBDWTOS
I am pooping. Are the MFTs wrestling well?
So, we’re taking it all, then?
This garbage is why i only watch RAW
>>20333017They're washed and boring, too. Be honest now.
>>20333017its wepa time dude, don't be weird
>NXTroons called up on both showsthinking this semen slurping fake sport isn't for me anymore, wish there some competition to watch
I forgot to post this when Cody was talking, but:.
>>20333032Sure thing, incel.
>>20333017yeah we had to fire dimes so we could bring fatal flatulence and bloke monroe up to the main roster, yay for reddit women's wrestling
we're taking it in all holes tonight, boys
I watch for she
>>20333048
>>20333048Nice one, incel.
Is this fucking faggot in these commercials supposed to be hateable and annoying? Because he's one of the most hateable people ive seen in my entire like
>>20333055
>>20333055that is a man with shoot crack addiction
>>20333055If you're gonna use AI slop you should atleast use something decent. This is fucking terrible.
>JC Mateo>Not firedThis fat manlet hasnt been able to cut a promo in like 9 months
Buddy won.
It's the SmackDown after Mania and these threads is so so so fucking dead lmao
Niggas is rootin' for a 54 year old black man in 2026
>Priest botching that pin savefire him already!!
>uh, the fuck
How did JC not get cut
GOLFHAUSEN
The Miz won at life. It's not fair.
Slammyhausen
>>20333127just wait a bit
>>20333132Dimes like Maryse existed on this show 15 years ago but now we're stuck with botched bogged trans freaks like Tiffany Stratton and Blake Monroe
Maryse vs Danhausen
I am having more fun watching Highlander II Renegade Edition than this garbage smackdown
>Marysse get's blackedLMAO
>gingerbread man has his own roomdimes
danhausen got exhausting now, these segments are ass
>Keeping his pimp hand strongbased
Dimeshausen and Miz were worth watching this dog shit for.
>Danhausen vs the entire Miz familybook it
are they really debuting blake monroe in a rhea rhipley segment?
>a spaceshippopped me
>>20333138Tiffany looks like a tranny but Blake was the curvy body of a real woman
Kek at the random pimp slap
GINGERBREADGODS...............WE WON
fuck me bros my small circumcised paki lund cant anticipation for blakey any longer :3
>>20333145Your brain is truly fried from porn and I feel bad for you
>gingerbread chad survived the rostercutsDIMES
>>20333107Didn't Dynamite have one thread the other week?
Sami is in the costume isn't he
>>20333145>get'sOf fucking course you are ESL. kill yourself
How did the gingerbread man make it back to Smackdown a week after breaking his neck?Is Ospreay really that much of a bitch?
everytime trick talks about his lemon pepper steppers I shoot want chicken wings
>smackdown is only half over
I like that bus photo of Jacey Jayne. She looks cute :)
>>20333148Settle down, Jim and/or Brian
aleister black is still in the we'll be right back video. evil fucking company
I hope Lucha Underground is really bad bros, cba with this women's slop anymore
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oXWeeNUxcm0
PULL THAT DICKPULL THAT DICKPULL THAT DICK
>>20333194So is Zelina kek
>>20333138women in wrestling are ugly now
WHIP THAT NIGWHIP THAT NIGWHIP THAT NIG
Gingerbread man has a candycane in the intro, my sides
>gingerbread man in this entranceOk he can stay
Kek. The gingerbread man could not more obviously be Sami
PIPE THAT CHANTPIPE THAT CHANT
WHOOP THAT TRICK
Gingerbread dancing reminds me of someone
thank god theres only 20 minutes of this left
>BREAK THAT BUCK>BREAK THAT BUCK
>>20333229Does that mean danhausen/miz is the main event closing the show?
Black scum
>>20333227Very Sami Zayn esque
Who is that in the gingerbread costume OH MY GOD IT'S BLAKE MANROE
>Gingerbread man survived the cuts
>>20333229Isn’t this still a three hour show?
Based Gingerbread
GIGADIMES GINGERBREAD
Guarantee Sami is in the gingerbread suit
>>20333247Big Dimes GBM gonna be here longer than Abollo
WE GOT HIM BROS LIL YACHTY IS ALL FEDERATED
GINGERBREAD MAN KINO!!
Lil Useless isn't shit without Bookers adlibs
Based Yachty outliving Jelly and Pat
lil yachty is great. they've been doing a fantastic job with trick's callup
This nigga dimes
>Kairi fired so they can hire Lil Yachty
Lil Yachty and Trick Willy ready for Lainey and Blake I see
Yachty is actually ok
Trick Williams isn't over, the Gingerbread Man is over.
I'm actually fine with Yachty staying. Even Cornette likes him.
This lil rap nigga is cutting a better promo than a good chunk of the roster
reminder that there are real human beans that thought carmelo hayes was the michaels
GINGER "kill all blacks" MAN
The lemon pepper steppers line does not work for crowd participation.
I love yattys squeaky buck voice, I'm glad WWE is listening to twitter now and pushing more black menTOTHE MOOOON
SAMI ZAYN!!! FROM NXT!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF SAMI
WHY GINGERBREAD MAN WHY
sami was the ginger bread man all along...kino
Knew it was Sami from the dance moves lmao
what's the point of mania if the feuds keep going afterwards
GINGERBREAD MAN JUST TURNED HEEL ON TRICK WILLIAMS AND LIL YACHTY
they fucked up, the gingerbread man was legit over.
>>20333298you niggas got a lot of opinions for mfers who stepped in a ring before
GINGER get it?
GINGER AKMED MAN
Too many blacks
>>20333154Miz Dad when?
Kek based
Based Sami working the jeets and kikes and trannies
another sami zayn vs trick williams match fucking grim. why can’t wrestlers just have one match with each other
segment immediately ruined by this goat raper
>>20333309He was getting too lit
>Trick says he's not doing open challenges >gets cheered>Sami attacks him>gets booedkek
Based Sami ' Kill all retards' Zayn
Man if they had the gingerbread man in there for like a couple more segments it would have gotten mega over
>>20333312This is nuclear heat though
>>20333310Backlash has always been this
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>helluva kick in a gingerbread man suit
>>20333296I thought they would be dependent on each other and Trick didn't get super over until he was on his own.
Need to see an Israeli drone fly into the arena and blow this faggot into fucking smithereens like a little KWAB
I said it first everyone owes me dick sucks>>20333261
You'll FINNA know it
Him bringing Yachty over like Trick spontaneously fell over was fucking hilarious though
>>20333035what a shit ass nigger.
so they turn him heel and have him start attacking people instead of doing all the whining that made people turn on him. this company is retarded and sami will be getting cheered again in a month
why does triple gay like sami so much
>>20333331They didnt care about trick, they were more angry the ginerbread man is no more.
>Sami vs Gingerbread Man at Backlash
>>20333337GRIMGERBREAD MAN
wwe got duped with this royse signing, nigga is 50 and cant talk
>>20333297Sami "Moonbreadman" Zayn
>>20333310Backlash has existed for 27 years>>20333313tell him Yachty
>>20333340Shalom child murderer
Solo working overtime
N
guys i love solo
>Talla mentionedGuess he didn't get canned. Might just be injured
why is solo inviting a black man into the coconut factory
why is it always cathy interviewing these black gentlemen?
>>20333333CHECKED AND TRUE
>shoe size: 26
Solo feuding with everyone on Smackdown
>>20333355Yachty legit cut a better promo than him
>>20333343kek>>20333340t. BLM kneeler
what would andre do
Joe Tess being a Danhausen mark is over with me
GIGAPOPHOW DID TONY FUMBLE THIS GUY?!
danhausen got a bigger pop than cody
>>20333333>those threes
>Last win: under review Lol
>>20333333BASED AND REDPILLEDDANHAUSSEN GODS WW@
>6'8">300lbGIGACHADHAUSEN
Sorry HHH but black men getting caned isn't a heel move.
>I gave Talla the day offphew he is saved
>>20333342Congratulations on calling an already established wrestling trope. Go buy a lottery ticket.
HAUSENMOBILE
>supposed best Wrestlemania match of all time >cornettes favorite wrestler is in it>only a 15 minute reviewKWAB
WWE kart racer when?
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
MIZ STATUS: NEVER BEEN ON A BLIMP
Did I miss some episodes where Sami did something to “turn heel”? Or do fans just not like him because they got tired of his character/gimmick and collectively decided to shoot not like him?It’s weird, is what I’m saying
lmao that woman just throwing money at dimeshausen
>DANHAUSEN LITERALLY DRAWING MONEY FROM THE CROWDTONY FUMBLE STATUS???
Dimeshausen cant even get to the ring without drawing dimes
>>20333322Triple H books like MyGM mode, and autisticly thinks you need to get the rivalry to 4. Once you realize that, all of his booking makes sense.
mildhousen
BlackHausen over with the kweens
blake is actually laying out rhea on her debut. the tranny meltdown on twitter is about to be glorious
>>20333405>>20333406>>20333407That was fucking hilarious.
DIMESHAUSEN
>>20333400WWF Crush Hour 2. I need it.
>>20333419Probably a promo video
>>20333403They just chosen Trick. But it's working out because they can turn Sami heel slowly and eventually create somebody new for Cody to feud with after the Orton program concludes.
>>20333403He beat a black man which is a big no-no amongst drones
>>20333400Like 20 years ago
Danhausen is canon to Munsters now?
>>20333410DIMES
>people are throwing real money at himdamn
>main eventhausenLMAO
>>20333403When your "underdog" starts burying talent all over the place but acts like the victim of course he's going to get booed
>>20333424THIS FUCKING PART. Danhausen and his coffin car. LA Knight and his Slim Jim mobile. That shit would be gigadimes kino
>>20333328nobody wants to see that ugly mother fucking towelhead
>>20333430why would you willingly be announced at 200lbs?
>>20333403The latter. His underdog gimmick was beyond boring and annoying.
cringehausen why is this former tranny getting so many segments
main eventing the smackdown after mania, 6 weeks after his debut.Has that ever happened before?
>>20333374>Writes rap lyrics for a living>Performs on tour in front of thousands of fansThey're are somewhat transferable anon
>>20333403He won the IC belt by interference and celebrated, that's the most particularly dickhead thing he did before Wrestlemania. Then they had him give a rematch and win clean the next week anyways because uhhhhhhhIt's been a slow thing involving those like 2 weeks that Cody was being dark Cody and vaguely tied to Orton's fucked up angle but all of those plot threads are so vague and inconsistent it doesn't really pull together into anything.
>>20333403>Did I miss some episodes where Sami did something to “turn heel”?He never actually did. Fan support just waned and the Sami Hogan rhetoric became loud enough it bled into live crowd reactions and fans just turned on the guy. He never did anything on his own to turn
>>20333447he's unironically proud of not being a fatty anymore. he doesn't care that he's not muscled up
>>20333464I think Kross was the turning point
I drove by Stamford today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit WWE building
>>20333459SD is three hours, lad.
>>20333455Because he’s actually dimes and draws. Get Tony’s cock out of your mouth
>>20333459No, this is significant and most likely happening because of his merch sales
So AJ lee 100% isn't coming back huh
>>20333459>main eventingStill another hour buddy
>>20333478>calls aewtists trannies>this means I have tonys cock in my mouth you're a paki worshipping faggot we get it
>Kit Wilson mimicking MizMIZDOW BROS
>>20333459This isn't the main event
>Kit survived the cutslmao
>>20333482She said that her current run is done. She said it's not goodbye forever but it's goodbye for now.
Terrible show so far
>>20333483>>20333490The analytics show nobody watches the third hour, this is the premier slot
>>20333493Dan requested him they are from the same hometown
whn the fuck ks balke comingMY SMALL PAKI LUND CANT TAKE KT
>>20333429Wasn't this more of a vehicular combat than a racing game? Anyways a new crush hour game would be sick
>>20333493Why would somebody that over be cut?
>>20333482hope she goes back to being a crazy bpd slut if she does come back
>>20333510What is a Lund?
>>20333482I thought that hug with Bailey in the hotel lobby was telling
kek another pyro mishap
undefeatedhausen
>Miz squashedJesus fucking christ
BASEDHAUSENMIZ BURIED
I want DAN TO CURSE OBA AND KILL HIM on SummerSlam
>>20333510she’s heeming rhea in the main event segment
>>20333517My penor Lund Lully Pensi
Vince back
HE DID IT!!
OKAYnow that was real wrestling
>>20333517what in the blue hell is lundis lol?
>>20333519wwe copying aew yet again... yawn
>pyrotechnic spot again
>>20333493the meme dance and chant worked.
LmaoTessitore REALLY simping for this
excellent show so far
>>20333470It's a ridiculous notion anyway. Calling him Sami Hogan when the guy has zero world titles to his name. As if Sami hasn't spent the majority of his career putting people over
what is Danhausen's power level and can he beat Roman?
Someone just threw a brick through my window with the words "WATCH AEW" on it
Where are all the other callups
>runs ad for lfg featuring numerous released wrestlers kek
>>20333550Only with prep time
>>20333529EhEa ANDDD BLAKE??? Omg my cum is fonna be leaking out like a sieve i love these big womens
>>20333550Anyone can be cursed anon
man I really thought rhea was gonna lose at mania so she could take the time off to get her stuff sorted out
>>20333550He’s the king of the jobbers. Can’t be beat by any jobber.
>>20333549he hasn’t ever put anyone over and has taken away numerous peoples wrestlemania moment and inserted himself into numerous angles that no one on the planet wanted to see him in
>>20333549Anyone who ever wins a title is Hulk Hogan. Anyone who ever loses is being buried because Triple H personally hates them.
Can Danhausen even wrestle?
FUCK Danhausen. Seriously. Fucking traitor
>>20333580did you not see that expert roll up?
>>20333580He can wrestle this bussy
>>20333549They call him that because he's a known asshole backstage.
>>20333578The Achilles heel of all EGODS…
>>20333577>and has taken away numerous peoples wrestlemania momentMeanwhile he carried the Bloodline story for an entire year bringing it to its peak just for Cody to come back and still his Mania moment. But by all means go on
>>20333595Kit...
>>20333550>>20333565God will get involved again to save him
OH OH OH OH
>>20333580did you miss the hausenrana?
SQUISHY :DD
Blake soon
Trannies seething
We Blakedown
>>20333596Sami, Bashir, what the fuck is wrong with ginger ass syrians.
THE GLAMOURSHE'S BEAUTYSHE'S GRACET-T-THIS KONGHAS A FUNNY FACE
Monster Mami poo
blake monroe so far has been super disappointing she was so fucking overhyped, mami please KWAB her
>a lifetime of mediocrity
again with the glamour vignettes, oof
>I EATDo you?
I dont watch NXTranny, why are so many people obsessed with Blake Monroe?
>lip syncing to your entrance theme
>RheaslopFuck her and and her menages at the writing room
>>20333566Yeah. I fear this is going to be a pretty lackluster title run until they circle back to the inevitable Liv feud they setup at the end of Raw (Crown Jewel later this year for that, maybe) and the Iyo feud they’ve literally been building for 2+ years. Probably a long bad summer of Die a Rhea.
>>20333627you retarded-ass mfers can't even remember the promo right
BASED RHEARHEA GODS WW@
>>20333625her AEW run was amazing.
>>20333633console warring primarily
>>20333643
>>20333602>thinks anyone other than yes movement brain dead marks enjoyed sami in the bloodline kek
I’d like to see Rhea’s pussey.
>>20333633Indians love blonde haired white women
>>20333654I miss her big ass titties from 2022
>mommy got gold.. againkek
>>20333654 She's an outie for sure
>SQUISHY :DD>BIRB :3why do reddit tumblr autogynephile troons talk like this?
>>20333654
LUCKY BUDDY
Fort Worth got a good show tonight, I should have went
Rhea's pits are simply delectable
>mamierm.. didn't Dom drop her like 2 years ago
JACY BROS
JACY BROS WE GOT 2 FOR 1
Ah, Fatal Influence doing double duty
>>20333667they idolize permanent infancy. because they'll never have children themselves.
JACYBROSBLOKE MANROE BTFO
BASED
He seethed
>everyone pulling double duty cause they fired everyone else
Goth girls are so much hotter than plain jane blondes
AWW YEA HERE WE GO
JACY GETTING THAT HEAT
>>20333684coming back here in 2 minutes when blake kwabs you
SHE CAN'T PROMO FOR SHITAND THEY ARE SENDING JACY TO BE BURIED BY HER
>heatBased
If they take the belt the show will be saved
we got thekla
White men like RheaBrown men like Blake
NXT faggots please leave
MASSIVE HEAT
kek what a heel
Jacy working the crowd and getting a better reaction than most of the women on Smackdown
Lmao it's gonna be tiff vs blake
Nuclear heat holy fuck
>piped in noisesY I K E S
>>20333684KEK based
FALLON SEXODamn Jacy has a lot of heat
>>20333701If you killed yourself, nobody would notice
>>20333684we're only watching for henly bro. Ugly kikes need not apply
no way are they booing her like that. piped in
Damn she's over as fuck already
Getting heat like this on your debut is kinda based
>>203337012.0 was always the future, and you chose to reject it.
>rhea cultists being rudedamn really undeserved even if I don't like her
>>20333682This is true
FINALLY A REAL HEEL IN SMACKDOWN HOLY SHIT
Jacy taking full advantage of her nose and wearing those shades down on the tip
Antisemitic crowd
>>20333702Jesus she’s getting Logan Paul heat. I didn’t realize. Wow. Good for her.
capped in boos
Jacy you're losing themShow your titties
Jacy absolutely working this crowd
thread bitch chop chop
>>20333701sadly NXTroons ruined these gamethreads a few months ago
>>20333695It's like being primary'd by a political party
Didnt Texas make antisemitism illegal?
that can't be real. why would they be that mad at her?
Jacy is so much more over than Blake
>>20333739
>>20333684it do be like that
Finally an actual heel who can get louder than the crowd
Jacy is the GOAT I'm afraid. NXT works.
>Jacy immediately getting fed to RheaKek
>>20333743Cause she's going against Rhea. That's literally it
Did the thread guy die?
This cunt is over with me brother
BASED JigC JAYNE
>>20333755that was MORE heat than rhea's own pop
>>20333756He got released
>>20333746BASED pree that
god her accent is horrific
>>20333743happened Tuesday too
This group is instantly over
>>20333755that part, she interrupted precious Rhea and zombie crowd is mad
I may be getting worked but the boos are shaking the cameras
>>20333748Lmfao
>>20333759YidC Jewne
this group will be released a year from now
no ones mouths are moving?
>>20333758Liv when she sees The Ruler
>>20333756We wish him luck on his future endeavors
when did smackdown become three hours?
Oh my! Yummy NXTroons!
>>20333780The ruler measuring your micro peen?
>>20333785January of last year
>>20333785A while ago
TATUMJEET BTFO FOREVERJACY ALREADY OVERMORE HEAT THAN THE SUN
>Jacy getting a matchReckon she taped her top this time?
>>20333785about 5 months ago, and then it went back to 2 hours for like 3 months, and now it's 3 hours again.
lmao blake stuck in vignette hell
Best faction since Evolution
>>20333774Go cry over Blake, incel.
GIGADIMES JACYMandy & Gigi crying rn
THREAD BITCHWAKE THE FUCK UP
Jacy has a face for sexuallybroken
Texas really hates Jews kek. Holy shit
Jaceybros, i'm so proud of our girl. From 3rd wheel SD with Rhea
>thinking a jew wouldn't get this much heat
>>20333808>>20333808>>20333808>>20333808
threadtranny hurrry up
AWWWW YEAH THE ROCKSTAR IS I ACTION MANNNN
>>20333812based
Jacy built for Dick Drainers ngl
THREAD BITCHHHH
it would be huge to have a title change here
Do they really trust her that much to have her debut against Rhea?
>>20333792Liv x Oba YFKI
>>20333804It is pretty incredible that the designated Jannetty became the surviving Michaels.
why not for the title you fag
JACY JAYNIACS AHH YESSIR
>>20333754NEED TO MAKE RHEA LOOK STRONGNEED TO MAKE RHEA LOOK STRONGTHINK OF NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS VS LIV MORGAN, THE FEUD, THE BELT UNIFICATION!
>>20333819When's Booker gonna get called up?
>>20333821typical jewess succubus. once you see it, you only see the evil.
Twisted Tea, A hard ass tea
>>20333694it's been 8 minutes
Jacy should've only done headlocks in this match and build that heat further
>>20334115
