which celebrities would draw the house if they were pro wrestlers in another life?
Tourettes Guy
>Mr. America
>smarks hate him>real niggas know he's one of the best to ever do it>the last true draw of his industrybig dimes cruise would have a cena-esque run
nick fuentes is twice the heel kanye is and gets away with it because he speaks the truth about isreali gnomes
>>20368825Sylvester Stallone portraying Rocky as a wrestler in a different timeline has potential
>>20368825Could he have pulled off a Rock run of getting famous enough through wrestling before breaking into acting?
Chael Sonnen would be a generational heel on the mic
>tfw they're all manlets
Right off the top Terry Crews, Billy Herrington (rip Aniki), Jean Claude, and Stallone. Are we talking just actors or including athletes? Celebrity is a very loose term especially in this day and age. People sitting behind a computer or a phone are even considered as celebrities now.
>>20369040Related to that, i wonder if Hogan's Hollywood career would've been better if he decided to stay acting after playing Thunderlips. He would've had an in with Stallone and would've fit in during the peak of the massive 80's action stars.
Matty Healy from the 1975Nick mullenStavFelix biederman
70s-90s jackie chan would be gigaover and have the most 5 star matches in history
>>20369040His accent would be the only thing holding him back. I’d like him as a heel. Needs a good mouthpiece. Annoying but great one I think I would be Jim Carrey.
>>20369040They would have never let him sniff a mic so nobody would know if he could actually pull off acting
>>20368825>shoot 6'5>naturally athletic>peanut butter complexion>rock-tier quick and witty on the stick>knowledgeable about pro wrestling, has already buried trick williamshttps://x.com/alackofwhimsy/status/1982106234753790013you could make LTG essentially like the black drew mcintyre
>>20369021>big dimes cruise would have a cena-esque runBetween the sociopathic sounding babyface promos and based retard stunts, Cody Rhodes in AEW was probably the closest wrestling will ever have to Tom Cruise and he did leave to become the face of WWE at his peak insanity so you're 100% correct
>>20369089cum town stable - lower midcard comedic heels that have a few freebird rules runs with the tag titles before stav leaves for hollywood and nick gets a career ending bong hit transplantnick: little regard for his own life so he works a jeff hardy/darby allin tier stuntman/high flyer stylestav: fat but not athletic fat, wrestles a classic big man powerhouse style, think otis or rikishiadam: wrestles a boring mat-based technician style based off of descriptions of smark favorite wrestlers that he can namedrop but has never actually watched matches of
>>20369159This, all be has to do is drop his usual 'rogs and BBC promos and he'll easily draw major heat
>>20369159I just heard his voice for the time lol. He's black nerd. Holy kek
>>20368825don't even try to tell me the delray misfits stable wouldn't get over ya cookiecutter
>>20369242This coon bubblin'
>>20369242his voice is pitched up there, this is his real voice, and this clip demonstrates what i was talking about with his fast withttps://x.com/Pi_sicist/status/1913879041779875885
>>20369159>cuts a 5 minute promo on some kid in the crowd detailing exactly how he’ll fuck his momhuge pop
>>20369040i hate how his one appearance in wrestling was when he was at his skinniest. doesn't do him justice.
>>20369159>gets worked by DSP
VELVETEEN DREAMHIT IT
>>20368825generational mic skills
>Give it a year
>>20368825Wes Watson and Big Herc
>>20368825what is the wrestling match equivalent of yeezus?
obligatory Peter steele post
Got the heightgot the sizegot the lookgot the charisma total package
>>20369159>shoot name is Dalauan Sparrow
>>20369520that's his worked name, his shoot name is dale wilson
>>20369477sam is the type of geek they would have bullied out of the locker room in better eras, he's way too sensitive when someone actually pushes him back
>>20368845This is America
>>20368825>Theme song cuts in as Kanye is cutting an anti-Semitic promo >Camera points up the rant>earth shattering pop
>>20369512The rest of the band Carnivore too
>>20369511>brought an underground style to the mainstream>divided opinion on release>musical equivalent of smarks loved it, dave would have given it ****.75>but opinion of musical marks was divided, leaning towards negative>13 years later, reception is universally more positive to the workhonestly the answer might be some 2000s indie flippy spotfest or something when WWE wasn't doing that kind of thing at all, when the wrestlers then went on to be big namessteenerico vs the bucks in PWG or something
>>20369511macho man ricky steamboat
terry tate office linebacker is basically just a wrestling gimmick
>>20369617times change, gramps
>>20369511>>20369632The Punk/Joe ROH hour draws.
Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden is Main Event material
>>20369617I'd blow the roof off the place for the Real Lethal Weapon Mel Gibson
>>20369058He won Best Interviews in the Wrestling Observer Awards
>>20369460More the other way around. Phil is absolutely obsessed with LTG, literally can’t keep his name out of his mouth. There’s a reason why he gave up wearing gamer shirts he’s worn for years, the “work on your sexy” promo
>>20369511>Born to be Wired - Sabu vs Terry Funk
>>20369477Guy is legit massive as well
>>20368825ElvisArch nemesis would be David Bowie
*ARTERIES SHATTER*
>>20369793what's his finisher?
>>20369792I'd rather watch a hillbilly fight between him and Jerry Lee Lewis
>>20369802Clothesline with his paralysed arm
>>20369063All of histories biggest draws IRL are manlets.
>>20369810That was his Piper. Bowie was his Savage. Fat Elvis was his Andre. Joining the Beatles was his NWO heel turn.
