FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2
We need her in the roster
Chuck’s body is heinous to lay my eyes upon
why is deadpool trying to shill me mint mobile
Absolute dogshit production I can hear everything lol
Ah sweet another Indian seethe thread
>>20378705Most people don’t watch wrestling with headphones, autist.
very hot match, i just came
>>20378732Can I see?
>>20378732I plan to do the same in a few hours to fakes
Wow they're strapping the rocket to Jacy/Fatal Influence
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO>t. hated jacy on nxt but loving her on smackdown
KINO
Why is rhea here?
Was her whole titty out at the end there?
>>20378745Strap-on to Jacy
>>20378737no wtf>>20378740based
haven't been watching, they got ricky and cody main eventing tonight?
thank mrs. skeltal
>>20378755She's the Smackdown womeme's champ
>>20378752based tatumjeet
>>20378755to make you madit worked
Fallon's legs
I like what they've been doing with Fatal Influence.
Holy fucking grim. Eat some chicken you disgusting bitch
Paige
women and more women and more women just make smackdown the women show so I cant stop watching this shit every friday
>only audience reactions that aren't pumped-in are for RheaWhy is /pw/ so wrong about everything
jacy jayne is my new favorite joshi
Why did Paige have sex with two men at once and record a video of it?
Did they?
I like to give my buddies oral relief on the weekends. Am I a slut or just a faggot?
>>20378773Nyx must be furious, had she held off for a few months she'd have been rocketed straight into a program with Rhea, Charlotte and Alexa.
watching paige and whatever bella that is really shows how awful these bitches were compared to the women that came after them
holy shit fraxiom
>>20378772unironically this
>40 minutes in>still womeme's shit
Fraxiom are so tiny.
holy shit FRAXIOM is still alivesadly they will never win anything under triple bitch
dos americanos fraxiom
I'm so happy that Fraxiom dodged the layoffs. I really thought they'd get over in the main roster.
Did he just call him DP?
>>20378784Collision is on tomorrow
ive been enjoying this Priest/Truth tag run honestly
>>20378799I thought Fraxiom would be deported to AAA.
>>20378784you dont have any buddies
>>20378799>hasnt been seen in over a year>still employed
>maga chud threadno thx
>>20378799Triple Bald is fumbling them big time
Did we ever get MCMG vs Fraxiom? Or was DIY always pushed over both teams?
>>20378786She has terrible foresight. Jacy getting called up this year was inevitable, the question was whether she'd be called up with Fatal influence behind her or not. The odds were always in favour of the latter.
>>20378799I remember like 1 year and a half ago the Smackdown tag division was the best thing in the whole roster but they decided to fuck it up for some reason.
Insurance is dumb!*crashes car*
>>20378823You lost tranny
>>20378787who?
>>20378820They're over. WWE isn't firing them.
>>20378840They're black
>>20378826I don’t think they had a straight up match. Had a tag team turmoil gauntlet and maybe one other multi team match.
>>20378834insurance is dumb>*proceeds to drive like a normal person for 40 years with zero (0) crashes*>*still legally have to pay for $20,000 worth of insurance that was never used*
Kit is so fucking orange.
BASEDHAUSEN
>>20378773Fatal Influence is drawing enough heat that Charlotte is actually getting chants and cheers
>>20378848free human monies
kek based
>straight up Looney Tunes shitkino
>no Paul Heyman>no slimeFailed segment
Danhausen always gets a pop from me. also, i must wonder how tony feels about fumbling him...also i always confuse rhea and damian priest's intros....
So a bunch of coke exploded in their faces?
when will fallon wrestle
miz and kit need to be slimed desu
What a couple of numbskulls lololol
>new theme
HA HA IT’S WEPA TIME!
this stupid fucking theme killed all of fraxiom's momentum
This is grim
>>20378765ok but that's a wild ride you wouldn't get off KEK
>>20378865The WWExperience
is Danhausen supposed to be jewish in kayfabe?
>>20378829now she is going to legalporno
I don't really feel like seeing this 60 year old black man wrestling
Is priest the biggest “he needs everyone’s help to get him over” guy?
FORBIDDEN DOORSTOKELY VS R-TRUTH
>>20378843Like your rapist father
>>20378875axiom was having pretty entertaining matches but the moment they gave him his dimeless partner and shifted them into the dimerepelling tag team scene, nobody gave a fuck anymore
>holds himself against the ropesI just fucking love that move.
they're calling axiom a lucky guy
>>20378882>devil satanist tattoos>extremely autistic>only cares about money
Lmao Truth doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>>20378885he had an entire reign which was fine. he had a good match with drew mcintyre and his feud with gunther wasn't bad either
>>20378902What a yummy twink
>>20378866With me in my bed
>>20378906He wasn’t over
>>20378683>IMG_6451.jpgI'm an idiot for thinking this is real, aren't I?>>20378708>1752956210655541.pngSpeaking of "real".....
>>20378906If anything all the teams needed him
>>20378882as a shoot, in kayfabe danhausen's "thing" as to why he is the way he is is that in 2018, his character he performed on the indies, donovan danhausen, kayfabe died and was possessed by the spirit of a demon. that's when he started the pazuzu makeup and stuff. that's why he thinks he's not a human and is always talking about humans as the "other," he's supposed to be a demon inhabiting a corpse.
Bros do I keep watching SmackFrown or play Clair Obscur?
>>20378920play pragmata
>>20378920i recently got into SF6 because of the movie. Im itching to get better
>>20378770>1760192287156608.jpgShe looks like the fuckin' evil version of Brandon Lee man.
>>20378920I am happy playing fallout 3 and watching silent hill 2 with my frens
>Those punch mechanicsI think he broken
is this the first fraxiom match since frazer ended PD blonde's career
axiom is so fucking goatedif he was a real mexican instead of spanish, he would be rey's successor
>>20378920Both are depressing but at least Clair Obscur is meant to be. Also Lune is wife
CMLL is almost over, Have I missed the Ricky Saints debut?
>tags himself in without holding the ropeIllegal win, illegitimate champions
>>20378942He did a promo. he's getting Cody in the main event
https://x.com/WWE/status/2050377964290789844#m>>20378942yes but he has a match with Cody tonight
>>20378937His selling was off the entire match pissed Priest
>>20378937*adjusts monocle*too true.
FRAXIJOB
taller tonga and solo
>>20378948good, fuck priesthe already got the sneeds shitcanned, why does he get to pick who gets to be a featured tag team or not
Jesus Christ this thread is dead
>fraxiom slaughteredgrim
>>20378961First time watching the blue brand, rawbro?
I’m thinking of watching TNA
7 MONTHS LONG FEUD BETWEEN PRIEST AND TALLA TONGA INCOMING, YES
>>20378961legitimately this site must have lost a lot of traffic since the hack. also recently I've been getting hit with this 'your ip range is banned give us your email' constantly
>nearly 7ft talla tongahe's the same height as Priest kek.
>Alistair Black is still on the interstitialNo one told Netflix?
>>20378961Axiom was the only dude onscreen the last 10 minutes with any potential and he’s a MIDGET! Who books this crap?
>tag scene on smackdown>best and most over it's been in the years was when the belts weren't even in the vortex of the coconuts or the wyatts>fire the wyatts>but also lose 4 of your teams from that scene>but also also make the coconuts the focus again1 step forward 2 steps back with our heel booker
>>20378957Priest did nothing wrong is just stuck on the tag team scene that is always one step away from a mudshow in WWE
There's literally nothing wrong with wearing a buttplug
>>20378961Because it's smackdown
The tag titles are only allowed to revolve around the worst teams in the division huh
>>20378920Play tf2
>>20378961Bunch of fake ass "e-chads" turned out to be posersI was here long before the TARPdown eraThen, No, Forever, Together
>>20378970Yah, its like that on so many generals. Whatever. I prefer community over being a spectator y'know
>>20378982on raw they're on the best team
Has anyone tried the lime redbull? The only ones I like are the discontinued blue one, and the 0 sugar one withMonkfruit
>>20378920you can always play after......i'm having chinese food for SnackDown
>>20378961Why the fuck would anyone watch after Snoozemania 42, specially knowing that your favourite feud could get shitcanned at any moment by a some kike firing half the roster to increase quarterly earnings.
>>20378982SmackDown rules are different from based RAW
>>20378992i had the lemony one. was bretty güd....
>>20379000Oh that was the one. I thought it was lime
>>20378997why is zesty holding the meat like that
solo that's just completely untruehe's tongan, you're samoan
>>20378997he just HAD to advertise Optimus Prime....
>>20378902I thought he was sleeping with Rock's daughter.>>20378920Both? SD on one monitor and E33 on the other.
nuke samoarelease genetic disease that especially targets samoans
>>20379009pause
This is like the 4th or 5th time they've changed the song
Still mad this feud never happened
>>20379018ava is a lesbian in a relationship with another woman, tatiana dumas or something, she was in WWE developmental but got fired and that's why some people think ava left
>solo is becoming the villain whose motives you can't find fault in and is almost a good guy
PAPAYA DRAMA
COCONUT THEATER DRAWS BROTHER
>>20379032i was popping HARD for this shit back when they first teased it on that raw, now i couldn't care any less, they have FUMBLED both jacob and especially bron like crazy
>That's a sacred movemy fucking sides
jey is drunk
>1 hour down>2 to go
>>20379042>aj snatches the shirt when Bron throws it >still got nothing out of it
>>20379043The holy stinkface
>yeet
naomi's son has 100% been born by nowi guess jimmy isn't taking paternal leave
This might be the worst Jey promo ever.
>there's plenty of Jacob to go around for all of us
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck off Sami
#NoTribalChiefs
it's a sami zayn segment
why is solo not a comedy act he funny as fuck
FUCK OFF SAMI
>>20379042the fact the crowds were popping for it everytime they got in a ring despite having no interactions prior shouldve signaled them they should ran it
sami and cody do not go that far back with each other
Solo is still my tribal chief
BASED SAMI BEING AN ANNOYING GOOD GUY AS A GIMMICK LMAOOO SMARKS ARE COOKED
>>20379046I thought we were down to two hours now.
Gingerbread = GBGolden Boy = GBSami Zayn was the Gingerbread Man but not Cody so that means Chody Roads was mad he couldn't backstab Tricky Two Willies as the Gingerbread Man...>there's levels to this shit
um
Well what's the main event then?
>>20379092>90-day non-compete clause, bitches! TKO got two words for ya! SUCK IT!
>>20379094non title ricky stanks vs cody rhodeswoooo
>>20379092Whoops
We're still getting Blake tonight, no?
>>20379094Women tag titles
goldberg fact hour lmao
>>20379092>zelina gets shown next
>>20379094>>20379109nvm
huh
>le negro of americano idea who this buck is
>rumor about SAS involvement is realOh no
>>20379108A vignette yeah
>>20379108blake will show up whenever the next time they have tiffany on the showthat might not be tonightin fact, now that tiffany is the US champion, it may not ever happen
>SmackDown isnt even half way done yet
>>20379108Maybe, they had a segment where she got buried alive after losing her casket match on NXT.
>>20379103Fuck yeah
El Hijo De Harry Connick Jr
Crickets
Ricky should go full zesty on the main roster
>>20379131Fraxiom was based.
>>20379143>axiomFixed.
>>20379138kek
>>20379138>HE'S LOOKIN LIKE XERXES
is this the codyverse i've heard so much about
Dang look at all this buzz over Ricky Saints. This board is going crazy.
>>20379138Ricky sending Booker into a seething shoot with this outfit was hilarious
>>20379148I'm fine with this.
Who the fuck is Ricky Spanish?
>Cody loses>Ricky Saints it the new WWE Champion
>>20379152ᴰᴱᴮᴼᴺᴬᴵᴿʰᵉ'ˢ ᴰᴱᴮᴼᴺᴬᴵᴿ
Usos vs MFTs is really main eventing over the brands main champion lmao
>>20379138:DDDDDDDDD
>>20379162cody is a failure of a champion
>>20379158You'll know tonight
>>20379152i need the cursed demonic text version of this post. NXTchads we outhe'ya>YEEEEEEEEEEAHAHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>20379162Wait that’s the main event? Why should I stay then?
>>20379162I hear you, but also, you can’t give Rico Stunts the main event in his first match, lol.
Ricky SaintsMore like Ricky Crickets
>>20379162Kino
Is Blake Monroe debuting tonight?
>>20379172why notif anything it devalues cody, and there'd be nothing wrong with building ricky up like that even if he's not meant to stay therewhy do you need to give coconut theater top billing over the top guy and a fresh callup
>>20379158He plays the drums while singing Babalu who married Lucy Mcgillicuddy
>>20379176No
>>20379173>Ricky CricketsLove it. Make it happen. "The most lame wrestler ever"
>>20379176*Bloke Manroebut i actually kinda like her now
>>20379176tiffany is at the show tonightergo, blake could be in the building
Saints being Cody's boy will get him one short thank you US title run
nigga think he randy
Bizarre strategy. This isn’t very fun wrestling to watch. They hardly strike each other between moves and selling. Not when standing or on the ground. Why am I watching these fit “superstars” do a move then take a breather? What the hell has happened to my wrestling man?
>>20379191
>>20378996>Why the fuck would anyone watch after Snoozemania 42, specially knowing that your favourite feud could get shitcanned at any moment by a some kike firing half the roster to increase quarterly earnings.Imagine buying the annual WWE game, and one of your favorite wrestlers gets removed from the game, because they got removed/cut/fired in real life.
>>20379177Cody shouldn’t be in this match at all. They’ve been in commercial for most of it (lol in itself), but they’re letting Cody get beat up by some midcard looking rookie. It’s making Cody look really weak more than it’s helping put Ricky over.
where is drew
Ricky buried
cody broke his fucking neck LMAOthat's what you get for trying to rebuild the codyverse
That looked....bad
GUNTHER
>Gunther's gonna retire Cody
>the fans are booing Cody>quick, we need some random shitter to get him over again
>>20378961More people are responding to me than they are to Smackdown.
HEIL GUNTHER o/
>gooner demoted to smack
GOONER??????
GOONTAH
FUCK YES GUNTHERTAKE THAT FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP
>>20379199Cody won so is ok, Saints went from complete unknown to wrestler I can recognize but not name in one match
Wasn't gooner supposed to be working with heyman or something
Holy shit this show/company is bad.
So...Ortons not coming back any time soon then?
>>20379214>>20379215>>20379216>>20379218>>20379219>>20379209>>20379211
they reported that gunther was going to feud with roman over the summerguess not
>>20379222the favor was probably putting him on Smack because no way Brock was gonna put him over kek
>>20379184kinda feeling bad for tiffy considering her man left her for a hotter chick
>>20379223sybau
Is Ricky alive? That looked disgusting
Ricky fucked up the finish it's over pack it up. Call Tony and start building the bridge again, buddy
>>20379227>"they reported"
>>20379212seethe. cody hasnt been booed since the smackdown before mania kek
>>20379239this isn't true but ok
>>20379240>but oki accept your concession and your submission i am over you now
Didn't they just set up a Gunther and LA Knight feud for Raw?
>>20379199>Cody shouldn’t be in this match at all. they’re letting Cody get beat up by some midcard looking rookie.lolThat nigga is as old as Cody.If you can believe it, and you can, 'cause WWE only pushes 40 year old men and 30 year old women, Ricky Starks/Saints is over 40.
>>20379243a bit gay no
>>20379227I look forward to Gunter vs Oba, whenever that may be
>>20379231me too and also that's why I am on Gable's side. That was his gimmick
>>20379239That’s recent to get booed. And when Gunther locked in the choke the second time the crowd cheered, as well as when The Ring General raised the WWE Title.
>>20379245if they want gunther to be a big bad heel he needs to feud with the top guys not LA jobber
>Backlash is already next weekend
Reminder that Rhea is headed to Australia in two weeks
>>20379245Gunther is like some grinch attacking people randomly from the back to establish dominance. I suspect they will team up fuck his shit up if he keeps this up.
DIMESHAUSEN
>biggest pop of the night is for danhausen
>>20379222That clearly got retconned when Brock unexpectedly retired and ruined the storyline of Gunther forcing Heyman to book him a match against Brock at SummerSlam.
POPHAUSEN
>>20379259Skeltal can leave, we thank her for her prime years.
>>20379259Guess I better buy my plane tickets then
>>20379264as more time passes i'm beginning to believe this was a shoot by brock
>>20379255>That’s recent to get booed good morning saar
>its another segment of Danhausen's shit doesnt work
was the Danhausen car a thing in AEW or is that something they made up recently
>>20379262>biggest pop of the night is for danhausenNumber two has to be the gingerbread costume, right?
>>20379271I never doubted it
Lotta fat chicks in Tulsa, huh?
>>20379272The crowd was cheering for Gunther to choke Cody to death right there.
IT'S TIME
imagine telling someone in 2024 that the most over wrestler on smackdown will be danhausen, doing a gimmick based around merch sales, who is in a feud with the miz and half of pretty deadly on a solo run
What is Miz wearing
>What happened to the rest of the 40K?
MIZHAUSEN
They are a 100% into this segment
KITBROS? OUR STATUS?
>>20379283>saar da crowd was cheer for guntherringgeneral he was hapabahat tabarat bechot madafack!i can't understand you, pradesh.
At this rate God damn danhausen and Miz are going to main event WrestleMania.
>>20379288Shirts ain't cheap.
0 pop for kit wilson HIS 5 MINUTES ARE OVER
>>20379287a shit and a pair of pants. haven't you seen clothes? are you from india?
Kit buried by Danhausen
>>20379295The pop for Gunther to kill Cody was louder than Danhausen’s.
BABABABABASED
>>20379279>Lotta fat chicks in Tulsa, huh?The trash is lookin' white.
>>20379257>>20379262>>20379276Danhausen vs Based GBM (Gingerbread Man) at Wrestlemania
What's the chances this turns into a Pretty Deadly return?
I'm using the "Odor Blaster" Dude Wipes and they are very effective. When I fart, it smells like a New Orleans cat house. Hope they don't make my asshole break out.
>>20379312elton prince broke his fucking neck, he's gonna be gone for a while and would be lucky to come back at allkit says he wants PD back though, but more recently said if elton does come back, he'll also develop a more standalone solo character
>MIZHAUSEN UWU :3is this what gayew gamethreads were like?
>1 hour gamethread of only 2 the week after 'maniagood job hunter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20379312That’s the piece this show has been missing. YES BOY!
Kit cuckhousened
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIZ
>>20379325>>20379325>>20379325>>20379325>>20379325
cuckhausen
>>20379319Threads got hijacked by the incel so, everyone just left. Guess you win tonight.
>>20379271i mean its been proven that Brock has politicking power in who he faces/puts over, he probably got asked to put Gunther over down the line and said no thanks and put Oba big time instead
>>20379366it seems that brock genuinely took a liking to oba, either that or he really hates gunther or WWE's plan for him
