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Hello again everyone! It's time for a special supplemental episode from K-WAB Wrestling (and that's Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards in case you didn't know). Tonight, we present the third installment of Saturday Night Rumble, which will mostly consist of fan-booked matches. We've got two on the card for you already:

>Tessa Blanchard Vs Sunny
>Tourettes Guy Vs Adam Cole

The rest of the matches will be decided by you, the K-WAB fans. The main event will be a 16-man Rumble, and the winner of that rumble will get a special prize to be announced after the match. So, let's just cut the bullshit and get started with tonight's show! We've cut out all the recaps and such tonight so that we can get right down to business.

Show Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/82zda8.mp3
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW
>Official K-WAB Email Address:
pepevonerich@proton.me
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based and pepepilled
>>
>>
Alright, as I said in the OP, we're not gonna mess around with recaps or news tonight, we're just gonna do the matches. the sooner we get those matches set, the sooner I can get them done for you. So, let's open up the booking room here, and all of you fine folks are welcome to come on in. Take a seat and tell me what matches you would like to see tonight.
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>>20386472

> Mike Awesome vs. Finlay

> The Wall vs. Iron Shiek

> RVD vs. Jushin Liger

> Ricky Steamboat vs. The Great Muta

> DX vs. ICP
>>
>Tessa Blanchard Vs Sunny
holy fucking dimes
>Tourettes Guy Vs Adam Cole
bathroom break
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>>20386484
These are all very good, I particularly like the idea of doing steamboat Vs Muta or The Sheik Vs The Wall
>>
Oh yeah, I almost forgot....here is the current singles roster:

A Bear
Adam Cole
Adolf Hitler
Antonio Inoki
Atsushi Onita
Big Knife Manju
Bitchtits
>Brody King (out of action: deported)
Bull Nakano
Cactus Jack
Captain Confederate
Daniel Bryan
David Benoit
Dirty Ron
Dracula
Earthquake
Eddie Guerrero
Fit Finlay
Frankenstein
Goldberg
Gunther
HHH
Hangman Page
Harambe
Harry Pothead
Hayabusa
Homeless Jimmy
Hulk Hogan
Jake Roberts
Jason Voorhees
Jerry Lawler
Jushin Liger
>Kane (out of action: in hell)
Kazuchika Okada
Kemonito
Kevin Nash
LA Knight
La Parka
Lex Luger
Liv Morgan
Loco Bandito
Luna Vachon
Mabel
Mark Briscoe
Mike Awesome
Mistico
Mr. Perfect
Natsupoi
Necro Butcher
New Jack
Piggy Trev
Psicosis
Randy Savage
>Raja Jackson (out of action: in jail)
Rey Mysterio
Ric Flair
Rick Rude
Ricky Steamboat
Rick Steiner
Rob Van Dam
Roman Reigns
Ryback
Sabu
Scott Steiner
Scurvy Dheeg
Scurvy Pierre
Shaggy 2 Dope
Shingo Takagi
Shrek
Skeletor
Steve Austin
Steven Regal
Sting
Subhojeet Mukherjee
Sunny
Terry Funk
Tessa Blanchard
The Booty Man
The Great Muta
The Iron Sheik
The Sandman
The Undertaker
The Ultimate Warrior
THE WALL BROTHER
Tourettes Guy
Ultimo Dragon
Vader
Violent J
Wolfie
>>
And here is the tag team roster as well:

The Briscoe Brothers
The Freebirds
Imperium
Insane Clown Posse
The Invaders
The Kamalamaniacs
The MAGA Powers
Men On A Mission
RVD and Sabu
The Midnight Express
The Natural Disasters
The Outbreak
The Pajeets Of Pain
The Pitbulls
The Road Warriors
The Scurvy Dogs
The Snake Mountain Crew
The Southern Boys
The Steiner Brothers
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 125 pounds...she is the undeniable diamond, Tessa Blanchard!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/R6pyonqhKtix
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/d6hd7y.mp3
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And her opponent...from the Florida State Penitentiary, weighing 118 pounds...you know her, you love her, and you know you'd still bang her...she is the original diva...SUNNY!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NzLQP9WGHuQw
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/v9tprc.mp3
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And here we go with the first match of the evening. This is one I've been meaning to do for some time now, mainly because these are the only two women who don't have a spot on the contender list. So, let's see which one of these lovely ladies will take that spot.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/gWhkPQV48rxV/
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>>20386467
Just getting Lundy's dinner ready, are ya?
>>
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Tessa Blanchard!
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>>20386810
i actually just barfed, FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKKK that racist
>>
Ok, the first fan-booked match tonight will be Ricky Steamboat Vs The Great Muta. However, I am going to open the booking room again, so feel free to make other suggestions.
>>
>>20386819
That's right, we do say that word here.
>>20386902
duly noted. I kind of like that idea too.
>>
Tourettes Guy Vs Adam Cole is now uploading
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>>20387133
Fucking sweet.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Panama City, Florida, weighing 200 lbs...he is the king of SWOLE, Adam Cole!
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And his opponent...from Columbus, Ohio, weighing 175 pounds, you know him, you love him, because he is the ultimate angry retard...TOURETTES GUY!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jviwCIukfsEq
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hywl0q.mp3
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Alright, without any further ado, here is the long-awaited battle between the proprietor of Cole's Gym and the drunken pissed off youtuber. Will technical skills triumph or will mental illness be the deciding factor?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/NLV0W3S6Hu0H/
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Tourettes Guy!
>>
>That's right bitches...I found the secret to victory, and that secret is my balls-hot chili. With all the ghost peppers in this shit, it makes my ass hotter than the sahara desert and gives me flaming SHITS that turn my whole goddamn toilet bowl red. PISS! ASS! But it's worth that shit goddamit, because now my farts are the most powerful weapon in the universe and all you faggots are gonna taste my ASS!
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>>20387473
>>20387553
>>20387576
FUCKING RIGHTS!!
SMELL THE GAS?
THAT'S YOUR ASS!
CUZ FUCKSHITPISS SAID SO!!!!
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>>20387596
>>20387201
>>20387606
Glad to see you guys are still with me here. This is gonna be a long show but after this next match I think we can start taking names for the rumble. Steamboat Vs Muta is almost ready to upload.
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Muta Vs Steamboat is about halfway uploaded. By the way, our next match will be Piggy Trev Vs A Bear.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Honolulu, Hawaii, weighing 235 pounds...this is the dragon, Ricky Steamboat!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/C6HQYLinvfmM
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/4amfsm.mp3
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>>20386826

> Sting vs. Macho Man

> Captain Confederate vs. Loco Bandito

> The Steiner Brothers vs. The Natural Disasters
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And his opponent...from the land of the rising sun, weighing 219 pounds...he is the grand wizard of puro, The Great Muta!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eIKu2lPxwPAf
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hr5g7t.mp3
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>>20387757
ahh these are some excellent ideas. I think we will go ahead and do the Steiners Vs The Natural Disasters. Also we will be taking suggestions for the rumble after this match.
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Alright, here is our next match of the evening, the grand wizard of the Japanese KKK taking on the fire-breathing dragon from Hawaii! Both of these guys have a lot of tricks up their sleeves, so let's see who comes out as the winner when we present The Great Muta against Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and it's coming up next.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/KTBrbxGREVOg/
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...The Great Muta!
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Alright everyone, I am now working on Piggy Trev Vs A Bear, but while I am doing that I would like you guys to give some suggestions regarding our 16-man rumble. The prize for this rumble will be a money-in-the-bank style title shot cash-in opportunity. Any wrestler on the roster is fair game, so feel free to make up to 16 suggestions for the rumble.
>>
>>20387823

> Ryback

> Sting

> Finlay

> Gunther

> Macho Man

> Ric Flair

> RVD

> Mr. Perfect

> Rick Rude

> Mabel

> Steve Austin

> Kevin Nash

> Iron Sheik

> Antonio Inoki

> Mike Awesome

> Steven Regal
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>>20387840
all worthy competitors. One thing to note, this rumble will not be rigged in any way. I'm just going to throw them in there and see who wins. Whatever happens happens.
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>>20387860
Also a good list. By the way, Trev Vs A Bear is now uploading.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following no-holds-barred contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Yellowstone National Park, weighing 800 pounds...he is not a guy in a suit, he is...A BEAR!
*GROWL*

Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/53x8p1.mp3
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And his opponent...from Dublin, Ireland, weighing 251 pounds...he is the infamous Piggy Trev!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Tkw8Qdk2pu8O
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/t3tu44.mp3
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>RAAAAAARRRR A NICE PORK DINNER!!!
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And now it's time to feed a pig to a bear, which sounds like a total mismatch but remember that this pig has cybernetic legs given to him by the devil himself. It's Piggy Trev and a literal grizzly bear duking it out in the ring right here on Saturday Night Rumble!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/jyEToZYOwjN7/
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>RAAAARRRR I WIN BOSS NOW LET ME EAT THIS LITTLE PIGGY
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Sorry Mr. Bear, but we got this little piggy on loan from Hell Fire Wrestling, and breaking a deal with the devil tends to have some very negative consequences. You're just gonna have to find another victim.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by bearhug submission...A BEAR!
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Ok, I am now working on The Steiner Brothers Vs The Natural Disasters, and after that it will be time to get started on the rumble. The final list will be compiled from a mixture of all the suggestion lists (which will be easy because I see a lot of the same names on these lists). There is still time to submit a list of suggestions if anyone else wishes to do so.
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>>20388171
that's quite alright, I think we have a good idea of who should be in that rumble anyway. Also, just to let everyone know, the tag match is now uploading.
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Alright, I think it's time to announce the participants in tonight's rumble. Based on the suggestions given in this thread, they will be:

>1. Steve Austin
>2. Vader
>3. Fit Finlay
>4. New Jack
>5. Kevin Nash
>6. RVD
>7. Adolf Hitler
>8. Mike Awesome
>9. Randy Savage
>10. Rick Rude
>11. Ric Flair
>12. Mr. Perfect
>13. Antonio Inoki
>14. Ultimo Dragon
>15. Sting
>16. The iron Sheik

Note that the order does not matter much because this will not be a timed-entry rumble. 8 men will start in the ring at once. When four are eliminated, four more will replace them. When four more are eliminated, the last four will replace them. Whoever remains in the ring at the end of all that will win this rare Golden Pepe statue. This statue can be cashed in for a title shot at any time, and it can be any title for which the holder is eligible to compete.
>>
Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team elimination contest is scheduled for two falls. Introducing first...at a total combined weight of 852 pounds...this is Earthquake and Typhoon, The Natural Disasters!

Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0738b8.mp3
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And their opponents...from Bay City, Michigan, with a total combined weight of 560 pounds...ALL you hoochies get down on your knees for "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and "The Dog-faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner, The Steiner Brothers!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eGJLiFn72dA6
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/4x7wg4.mp3
>>
Here it is, our fan-booked tag team match for this week...we got the two biggest hosscats in the whole tag division taking on Rick and Scott Steiner in an elimination tag match that I think will prove to be quite a hard-hitting contest with all these big bastards colliding at once!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/fLf5LCP9BV1l/
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners by submission...The Steiner Brothers!
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>HEY BOYS! There's somethin Big Poppa Pump wants to tell ya...you lost BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT!
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Alright, all that remains is the rumble. I am working on it now and I will keep you all updated as it progresses.
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The match is still being worked on, I kinda fell asleep for a bit there.
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bumping the kino
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>>20388497
>>20389883
Hey my dude, don't kill or over exert yourself trying to deliver us kino. You most definitely sounded a little groggy last fan picked main even because well shit, that one ran until well past 2 am where I am. You could hear it in your voice. Best to be well rested to deliver the best, cuz anything less than the best is a felony.
>>
The Golden Pepe Rumble is finally done and will commence when it has finished uploading. Sorry it took so long guys.
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>>20390644
I appreciate your support immensely. I haven't been feeling well these last few days but I didn't want to leave everyone hanging without a show. I might have to skip next week to be honest, but we'll see. Either way, I'm pretty happy with the rumble result because I think it will work out very well storyline-wise.
>>
>>20386467
That the dog you fuck, wolfie?
>>
Alright frens, it is finally time for the Golden Pepe Rumble to commence! Here is the list of competitors one more time.
1. Steve Austin
2. Vader
3. Fit Finlay
4. New Jack
5. Kevin Nash
6. Rob Van Dam
7. Adolf Hitler (yes, the real one)
8. Mike Awesome
9. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
10. "Ravishing" Rick Rude
11. Ric Flair
12. Mr. Perfect
13. Antonio Inoki
14. Ultimo Dragon
15. Sting
16. The Iron Sheik
These numbers were determined by random number generator in order to be fair. The order of entry doesn't matter as much here because this is not a royal-rumble style battle royal. The competitors will enter in batches rather than individually (that's the only way I can do more than 8 people on a battle royal in Firepro). The first 8 men will begin the rumble. When 4 of them are gone, a batch of four new competitors will enter. When 4 more men have been thrown out, the final batch of 4 will arrive and whoever is left standing at the end will get the coveted Golden Pepe Statue. This statue is basically our version of MITB, it can be cashed in for a title shot at any time. Obviously, heavyweights cannot cash in for the cruiserweight belt or vice versa. Division restrictions still apply, but apart from that the statue can be cashed in for any title shot at any time. There's no need to fool with entrances here because our first 8 guys will all enter at the same time.
>>
Here it is at last! You know who's in it, you know what's on the line, so there isn't much else left to say. This match is notable for being our first 16-man rumble, and since it worked out so well I can possibly do even larger rumbles in the future. So here you go, the last match for this week: Frens of /pw/, I give you the first Golden Pepe Rumble!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mxamNsAIpnpH/
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By the way, if you click on the video and get a 404, just wait a few minutes, as the video is still processing.
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Ok the link is working now. Bitchute was trying to fuck on me but it seems to have straightened itself out now.
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>>20391396
this is mmmmm badass
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner..."Stone Cold" Steve Austin!
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>>20391908
Fucking sweet!!
Finally got another win under his belt.
This bodes well for future title contention.
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>Well first off, can ol' Stone Cold get a HELL YEAH?
>HELLL YEEEAHHH
That's right son, Stone Cold just opened up eight cans of whoop ass and served em nice and cold! First man in, last man out! So every one of you sons of bitches can take that and stick it where the sun don't shine if you don't like it! I am sick and ding-dong-diddly tired of gettin cheated around here! Ol' Stone Cold is drunker than ever, and madder than ever, and tonight I showed all you pieces of trash what happens when you piss off a Texas rattlesnake! Instead of givin me my rematch with that damn crackhead Jake the Snake, they put me in the ring with a goddamn 800 pound gorilla! But ol' Stone Cold fought that gorilla, took my ass whoopin and kept comin! So I train hard
>WHAT?
And I win some matches
>WHAT?
Finally got my rematch with crackhead Jake
>WHAT?
And I whopped his ass
>WHAT?
I said I beat him like he owed me money
>WHAT?
Matter of fact he did owe me money
>WHAT?
So then I get me a shot
>WHAT?
At the Gigadimes Title
>WHAT?
And this pasty little fat sumbitch starts bustin out with black magic and summons up a damn Aztec God!
>WHAT?
And he whoops my ass
>WHAT?
And ol' Stone Cold knew it'd be a long time before he got another opportunity like that again. But when y'all picked me to be in this rumble, you gave ol' Stone Cold the only chance I needed! I eliminated so many ding dong diddly dicksuckers in this here rumble, nobody else hardly had anything to do except sit back and wait for their turn! Now I got this nice shiny little frog statue...it's ugly as fuck and I think it's fake...but that don't matter because I'm gonna hold onto this until just the right moment, and I'm gonna make sure that nobody can screw ol' Stone Cold again! You're lookin at the new top dog around here, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!
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>>20391992
OH SHIT MUHFUGGA FULL GET! KWAB 3:16 SAYS THEY JUST RAPED NASH'S ASS
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What a show it's been. Let's take a quick look at tonight's match results.
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>>20391992
STONE COLD WON
>WHAT?!
NASH GOT RAPED
>WHAT?!
WOLFIE'S A BITCH
>WHAT?!
A PEDOPHILE
>WHAT?!
A POOFTAH
>WHAT?!
HE'S A FAGGOT
>WHAT?!
92!
>WHAT?!
THE YEAR KEVIN NASH GOT BLACKED!
>WHAT?!
'FRAID SO!
>WHAT?!
OL' STONE COLD
>WHAT?!
GOIN' TO KINOMANIA!
>WHAT?!
GONNA WHIP THE ROCK'S ASS!
>WHAT?!
CUZ FUCK HIM!
>WHAT?!
GONNA HIT THE STUNNER!
>WHAT?!
LOU THESZ PRESS HIM!
>WHAT?!
GET THE PIN!
>WHAT?!
THEN DRINK A BEER!
>WHAT?!
A BREWSKI!
>WHAT?!
A BARLEY POP!
>WHAT?!
SOME VITAMIN B!
>WHAT?!
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

>HELLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIIIIIINE....
...CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!
>*glass breaks*
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Now it's time to look at how tonight's matches affected the contender lists.

>Tessa Blanchard defeated Sunny to claim the vacant #5 contendership (women's division). Sunny remains unranked.
>Tourettes Guy defeated Adam Cole to defend his #11 contendership (cruiserweight division). Cole remains unranked.
>Great Muta defeated Ricky Steamboat to claim the vacant #12 contendership (cruiserweight division).
>A Bear defeated Piggy Trev to claim the vacant #33 contendership (heavyweight division). Trev remains unranked.
>The Steiner Brothers defeated The Natural Disasters to defend their #7 contendership (tag team division). The Disasters remain unranked.
>The Rumble had no effect on the rankings

Lower rankings not pictured:
>HEAVYWEIGHT:
11. Harambe
12. Brody King
13. David Benoit
14. Necro Butcher
15. Kane
16. Ric Flair
17. Terry Funk
18. Kazuchika Okada
19. Captain Confederate
20. Cactus Jack
21. Steven Regal
22. Randy Savage
23. Sting
24. Mike Awesome
25. Antonio Inoki
26. Rick Rude
27. Ryback
28. Fit Finlay
29. Shrek
30. New Jack
31. The Sandman
32. Rob Van Dam
33. A Bear


>CRUISERWEIGHT
11. Tourettes Guy
12. Great Muta
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>>20392271
promo's good fren!
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Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.

Hype Zone Episode 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20349049
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 14: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20280137
Saturday Night Rumble 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20188725
Hype Zone Episode 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20030993
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 12: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19983366
Saturday Night Rumble 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19706595
Hype Zone Episode 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431
Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643
Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376
Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735
Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363
Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
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>>20392276
Danny's going all the way to take the cruiserweight title soon. Just you motherfuckers watch. And he'll fucking do it with one ass cheek tied behind his balls.
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>>20391992
>1992
NASH WAS RAPED
>WHAT?
I SAID HE WAS RAPED
>WHAT?
AND GAPED
>WHAT?
LIKE A BITCH
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
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NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
Ok first things first...there won't be a show next week because we're getting close to KINOMANIA and there is still a lot to do. The next episode of SNM will be crucial in several ways, and is probably the most important show on the road to KINOMANIA. So naturally, we want to take a little extra time on that one. That show will include:
>The Road Warriors Vs The Midnight Express for the Tag Team Championships in a tornado tag team cage match
>A 3-way tie-breaker match between Hayabusa, Mistico, and Rey Mysterio. The winner will face Shingo at KINOMANIA for the Cruiserweight Championship
>Hulk Hogan takes on Vader, and the winner will fight for the World Heavyweight Championship at KINOMANIA!
>Sting Vs Shawn Michaels. That's right, HBK will finally make his in-ring debut as Sting attempts to get some payback on DX
>In the last stage of Kane's trial by combat, broadcast live from the bowels of hell, he must face two sinister opponents handpicked by Satan. If he can defeat them, he will be freed from hell.
PLUS:
>We will hopefully be able to reveal the new Gang Championship belts
>Wolfie will receive his sixth KWAB.
>A new episode of Rock Talk with The Rock
>The fourth horseman will be revealed
>And more good shit that we can't tell you about

As you can see, we've got a lot of KINO lined up for you next time, so it should be worth the wait. You really don't want to miss out on the next episode of Saturday Night Metal!
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>>20392366
Checked
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Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the week. It's not easy to produce so much on the fly, but I think we've added another excellent chapter to the K-WAB story. And of course, we couldn't do shit without the support of our loyal fans, so give yourselves some credit as well. As I said before, there will be no show next week, but there's no need to be sad because we'll be back before you know it with more action, more violence, more fuckery, and more autistic wrestling KINO for all you good bastards to enjoy! Thank you for joining us everyone, and until next time this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.

Outro theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9t4639.mp3
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>>20392448
thank you GOAT
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>>20391992
based and KWAB
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>>20391992
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bump
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>>20391992
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA!
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>>20386692
>92
damn sunny got raped again. serves her right for killing that poor old man lol
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>>20386416
loved the show, looking forward to the next one
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>>20395890
a fitting punishment for any foidscum
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>>20391908
HELL YEAH SON
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>>20386416
last based fed in the world right here
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>>20392298
how about dropping a nice dead troon meme?
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>>20401807
With pleasure, good sir.
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bumpin
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>>20402232
noice thanks
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>>20387449
lol so glad this homo retired



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