Call TKO The Cunt Word Edition>HHH is so riddled with dementia from years of CTE and steroid abuse he released Kairi, in favor of allocating more contract budget for walled up diva slop shitters>IYO had an impromptu IC title match with Becky Lip Sync, which was excellent on both sides>Asuka eventually interfered with the IC match to relegate the only Wrestlemania feud with long term booking to Backlash, because apparently Pirates remind Ari Emanuel too much of skeletons>IYO and Asuka so far have still not posted about or advertised Backlash 5 days after their match was announced>WWE have been bombarded with WeWantKairi posts on all social channels, so there may still be hope of a Ri' Truth style Backlash return, if Mark Shapiro's AI spreadsheet indicates profit potential, inbetween him blasting rails of cocaine>Otherwise, IYO said goodbye to Kairi for the 3rd time in 9 years because, as established, TKO are fucking retards>Refugees welcome>IYO has officially reached over a 1000 days as champion in WWE, across 7 title reigns>IYO is the GOAT>IYO is the ACE>IYO is the protagonist>The longest running daily wrestler general on /pw/Previous:>>20305690Previous:>>20377693Social Media:https://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://www.instagram.com/iyo_skyIYO photobooks:https://mega.nz/folder/lA1Vib7D#oayaMn_3Ro6KgJ6weOC3rg
/Iyo/ is back via the power of friendship
KWAB
So happy for her!
>>20396595who are the friends?
>>20397476Showzuki back when she was a ninja
I hope this wasnt IYO taking a pay cut
Before they throw down at #WWEBacklash, @WWEAsuka and @Iyo_SkyWWE will sit down and hash it out TONIGHT on #WWERaw!https://x.com/WWE/status/2051346345206968374
>it happened again
>>20397898It seems unlikely, TKO had her as the main face on their 2025 report a week ago, so sounds like they're pretty happy with her, I would imagine it's one of the guys on multi milly contracts or something
>>20397898Smells like Damien Priest
>>20397964>why did half the users leave the site in the past yearit ebbs and flows. I must have replied to a baiting janny. fun fact 80% of the site now phone posts. I wonder why
>>20398950Alvarez actually, he said that more than 50% of the people in WWE think she'll be back
Feels like they did the pre tape segment so there weren't any Kairi chants on tv
>>20401412100% tko and gaych are cowards
>>20400927Who did their makeup here, it's like the makeup gun from the Simpsons...
here's the segment from the show https://x.com/WWE/status/2051478467707846810doesnt mention Kairi. triple fraud
Iyo has finally posted about Backlash
>>20402064SMURFED
>>20402064>>20402089>imagine the smell I guess IYO is winning at least. not that beating asuka matters anymore
>>20402064https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE/status/2051504075796058402
does this feud keep going? does IYO job to liv?
>>20402729Lol
>>20400832Never change man
>>20401753Yea I was thinking Iyo looked like an old lady in this pic.
>>20402913cute & saved
>>20403291This is what they took from you
>>20402456It’s not jobbing when Liv clears that shitter
>>20402456 It’s not jobbing when Iyo is millionaire multi time world champion
>>20404185They must have been on some adventures together. All the flights, drives and occasional boat trips.
>>20404252Jannetty is more based than Shawn
>>20404252Did she do it again? Wasn't that last week?
>>20402913princess cut IYO. old nose 'ri>>20403291>>20403569fuck gaych for taking that. also dakota having monkey on her face was a ribthis only lasted like a month and they made a kairi action figure of it
>>20404247>>20404185based 'ri poster
>>20404468The way she pops her jaw like that indicates she's engaging her mist glands
Iyo will surprise Asuka with the Masami Mist
>>20405226could do the mayu tactic of kissing and reversing it
>>20405240Hot
>>20405240She is queer, faggot maybe
>>20405240
I hope IYO didnt take a paycut. lil' Dave said it was several wrestlers
IYO is on the paid part of the PPV not the free part
Bumping IYO and friends
>>20407066love me golden-chan
>>20406111dave said several were offered a paycut but only one had taken it so far and it was a male talent.
go band for band fucc nigga #flex
>>20408484What makes it so special?
>>20408648SHEEEEEESH
>>20407066based /arrrr/ player >>20408648is this real?>>20408809lotta diamonds and shit. rolexes are legitimately good at telling time. they were famous and popular cause like train conductors used them. they are better than any other mechanical watch at keeping time and basically just as good as a $20 casio. I've seen conflicting reports on what actually keep time better, but yeah why spend Rolex money when a casio keeps time just as well other than it flex?
>>20407793same>>20408128I hope they dont do it to IYO>>20408484very cute IYO card.>>20408809she's happy because it was her card and she's featured super prominently on the packaging
>>20409621are they both IYO?
>>20410032This is off topic
>>20410224I was going to try to justify it, but I can't find a pic of them together or a quote with lola fangirling over IYO
>>20410350Eventually there will be a quote, have faith anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqyg4yhRnAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbGu7fNkUG8
>>20412638>Tozawa's face screams "50%"Shame about Nikki too, but I think she has a green card, apparently she's quite good friends with Giulia now
>>20412932nikki got a masters in something before redebuting with the wyatts too
>>20410050Yes indeed
>>20412932>Tozawa's face screams "50%oof, you're right. It's a shame Tozawa & Otisse weren't pushed harder back when Chad was abusing Alpha Academy. They were so over back then they could have cemented themselves as a top tag team.
>>20413708At least he still has a job I guess, he's been there for years so he would have had a bunch of pay raises, but he's probably back down to the $350k minimum now, he's also an NXT coach so that probably helped him out a lot
>>20412932kinda sucks. probably better than the DG deal though since yen is weak
>>20412932i would be surprised if tozawa was one of the talents dave was reporting on, he probably makes barely above the minimum
Finna post a 'yoka in the Iyo thread
>>20415394Wtf that's a Kotatsu!
>>20412932>>20413708>>20414071Were Tozawa and Otis ever paid more than the minimum? Tozawa especially. I fucking HATE how gaych keeps pushing his dimeless indie shitter pseudo sons over Chad. >yfw a year ago when they were in Chad's whole town and they had the >that's chad gable>no it's notchants going
>>20414143he couldn't be the main one because dave said>significantly pushedand tozawa gets like 2 moves of offense a year. >>20415394>>20416257post proof of IYO friendship
>>20416311>>20416336I'm just happy they occasionally let him hit that Senton when he wrestles now. It's one thing to job, it's another to ask someone to take that kind of bump for zero fucking payoff.
>>20412932I have to think Tozawa isn't making too much to begin with, so they probably didn't approach him about the payout. He probably looks like that because Kairi isn't there for the group pick because Hunter is a reckless knob. I have to think Nikki was the one sitting with Giulia when I saw her at the piano bar at New York New York casino Mania week.
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Iyo and her friends
>>20416451Everyone is saying this
>>20416432Tozawa looks annoyed in most photos>>20416451cute skipping 'ri
>>20417053
>>20417098It's canon
>>20416451Me too
>>20417053Delete this!
>>20418402Masami wouldn't want this
>>20418402many people are saying this
>>20419283Imagine the pudding match
>>20419641she still needs spanking corrections
It's officially Iyo's birthday in Japan!HAPPY BIRTHDAY IYO
Happy birthday IYOOOOO
>>20420696>Iyo won't be able to share her birthday cake with Kairi because of Triple Nose and the TKO grubbersFuck this timeline
>>20420271happy birthday IYO
>>20420271>>20420278based christian player. was this a specific birthday?>>20421614pinned that hog
>>20420336>>20420568>>20420696based>>20420929fuck gaych
>>20422047>only one wearing socksbased feets are not for sexuals player
Happy Birthday Masami!
>>20422232
I hereby declare today henceforth as Masami Odate day
Iyo needs her birthday spankings.
Birthday you say?
>>20423595based friend
>>20423595Her career is in the dumps because of you aussie bitch
>>20422046These are from 2024.
>>20423595>chipmunkShe sounds so patronising
>>20424010it's cause IYO has chubby cheeks and likes buc-ees
>the first birb general was on iyo's birthday
>>20425356Some would call that a sign
I hope masami had a nice birthday
>>20428057I bet she ate it all herself
will iyo win
>>20424602cute
>>20425323the samurai fears the party hat>>20428057based strawberries on cake enjoyer. I always have strawberries and or cherries on my birthday cake
>>20428057>el cheapo on the water folksy restaurantwhat did she mean by this?
>>20429990I will give Iyo my nutella
IYO isn't one of the first 2 matches right? Like did they annouce the first 2 matches like with mania? I just want to see the IYO match and the Danhausen match
>>20430980Main card AFAIK, not the free 1st hour
https://x.com/WWE/status/2053143209522745759
>>204314722 Michaels and a Jannetty
Iyo v Asuka is apparently the 4th match
>>20432839I took a nap and woke up and perfectly in time for dimehausen
>>20434139Spectacular timing anon
That ending was too real, I really don't want Asuka to retire
>>20434696yeah I thought she was retiring>>20434219lol I literally woke up as Danhausen was driving in in the Danhausen mobile. That match was amazing
https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2053200170540486807
Oh I'm fucking worried now
>>20435041i'm not, she's just saying the match was great (it was)
>>20435041Didn't IYO renew recently? I'd be more worried about Asuka
>>20435084I hope you're right>>20435144That's what I mean, Asuka is nearly 45 now
>>20435418>Asuka is nearly 45 nowjust a fuckin kid...
>>20435521AJ retired at 48
>>20435559he clearly had juice left in the tankidk do joshi usually hang up the boots early? is there a stardom equivalent of the NJPW dads that never retire and just stink it up forever?asuka already has a kid and can't have more, so that's the main reason to retire goneshe can clearly still go, so it's only if she doesn't want to anymore, and there's no way for us to know thatit's not like she's never taken a big loss before
>>20435629Historically Joshi retire early 30's, but that's more of an older Japan thing, many wrestle in late 30's, early 40's now
>>20435629Joshi's usually retire in their late 20s/early 30s and then go and get married and have kids but some of the current gen wrestlers like Mayu are sticking around way longer than joshis used to stick around
>After the match, Sky bowed respectfully to Asuka. Emotional after the loss, Asuka broke down in tears before embracing Sky in a heartfelt hug. The two shared a long embrace as Asuka raised Sky’s hand in a show of respect. This came off like the end of a big chapter. I am already getting emails asking if this all meant Asuka was done (and I can understand why, based on how this looked). Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. As I write this, no idea but we will see and if THERE IS ACTUALLY ANYTHING TO REPORT, I will. Relax and stay tuned.PWInsider
Who does IYO go after next? Becko or job to Riv?
>>20436507smackdown, rhea needs an emotional support animal right now after jacy jayne called her ugly
>Big E: “I don't either. I wondered... is this a goodbye? We've never really seen Asuka this emotional. If this is goodbye, I know she will be dearly missed. She has been a pioneer; she had done truly incredible things in the ring even before she came to WWE, but she has further staked her claim as an all-time great here. I don't know what this means, but shout-out to IYO SKY for another incredible performance. She's someone I expect to be in that World Title picture again very, very soon.”
>>20436654>She's someone I expect to be in that World Title picture again very, very soon.”lol unless Rhea drops the belt to Jacy Jayne it ain't happening.
[Weird AF News] multiple WWE wrestlers have called SRS to see if Asuka is retiring or leaving, so basically nobody knows
>>20436717she is getting the legends deal
Naraku gettin some yoni tonightBAC even
>>20437266Nobody asked her opinion
Someone said she was leaving for the time being for private non wrestling reasons. Something serious must have happened with family back home.
>>20437338
The match was so good, but it's just made me sad
Posted by Nakamura
>thees a-sunday…>at BACKRASH.>asuka…>finish, the story oiiii….
>>20437742thats fucking RACIST.
Masami won, but at what cost?
>>20438137I feel like the end is incomplete. I wish the story had been their from the beginning. It would've made more sense for their last match to tell the tale of their bond since Iyo started. Instead of pivoting from a failed Kairi story. It feels a sour taste in the mouth.Hopefully they'll get one last chance to fight down the road in Japan. Maybe with Miyo involved as well.
They brought Kairi's mask with them
>>20438231kabukichad, by the off chance iyo retires from the wwe and goes to japan to fight asuka again, asuka will be in her 50s. this was the story, this is it.
Naraku indulging in some Iyo Pie
Iyo is the One. Last one standing and shining. Good bye Kabuki friends, it was magic
>>20438404Very EVIL couple.
>>20438574What about Giulia
>>20437327>getting mad at nattyfag>>20437338>>20437342Asuka JR is pregnant
>>20438238I miss Kairi
[Sad news]IYO-Chan has retired
I guess I'll wait until new to post the rest of the pics cause we are only 5 pics off the limit
>>20437738>>20438137>it's over
>>20438704turned into a janettey for that black lady
>>20439594Kept telling people Triple Fraud hates Asians and that was her fate but many didn't listen...
Asuka Doko?Transcription courtesy of WrestlePurists on X:>The story I heard is that she (Asuka) is 'semi-retired.' I haven’t really gotten an exact meaning of what 'semi-retired' means. But I guess, people were wishing her goodbye and things like that backstage so… I don’t know if that means she’s going to Japan and still wrestle, I don’t know if that means she’ll do stuff here and there. But I was told 'semi-retired.'Wrestling Observer Radio - WWE Backlash and Collision Reviews
>IYO has become the last thread standing
>>20439602I wonder why he books them so much worse than hbk
>>20438238Next OP image
>>20441187hopefully kabuki doesnt steal it. sounds like kabuki might die and come here
>>20441380There's always other options
>>20437327Nattie has never politicked her way into anything benefiting her except having a few matches outside of the company to do her grizzled vet Nattie gimmick, even though she could've done worse because her family ties. And because of that no one has said anything bad about her. So I wonder why you're lashing out at her like this?
>>20441759Natty is universally loved by everyone in wrestling, you never hear anything bad about her
>>20441759>>20442261Nattie also puts everyone over. she came back and immediately jobbed to IYO that one time
>>20442467Yeah out of all the nepo wrestlers she has by far the least ego
>>20442794I wonder how much she'll have to say on her weekly spot on Busted Open this week about the match and her take on whatever may be going on with Asuka?
Threedom reunion during the next Japan tour for the 3D titles?
>>20441399that one's good. Shinskue is into photography apparently, though he does the disgusting and grotesque act of digital black and white
>>20442845she'll 100% talk about how great the match was idk if she'll talk about Asuka beyond putting her over
Naraku be gettin that Narapoon if you catch my drift senpai
>>20443159She may not go in to what's going on with Asuka, but will probably talk about how Asuka carries herself backstage and what kind of lockerroom leader she is.
Iyo Sky will be having a special aired about her on TBS in Japan this Sunday!https://x.com/jounetsu/status/2053482440102986029
>>20443823Kek what a primary player!
>>20443823>TBStiny finna be pissed >>20444713one pic left
>>20443823kek at those hair clipsIt looks like they are interviewing her while she's doing her make up and she has hairclips that look like bows to keep the hair out of her face
>>20443823>"Only I can make myself happy." The path of a "queen" dancing in the pinnacle of boxing.kino title
Should we make new or should we just keep going to bump limit?
>>20443823https://x.com/MIOiceribbon/status/2053790908307619938
>>20444917we are only 10 off from the limit
>>20444930based Mio putting her loser sister over >>20444917>>20444932oh fuck, I won the I can't count award. We can make new
>>20444930>In response to this broadcast,>It is very famous overseas from the situation>In Japan, it is as famous as overseas! ! He is more famous than Hicky! If you don't dress up, you can't walk around the city. What the fuck does this mean?
Fuck it, lets get this shit to bump limit
>>20444976is the he thing a google translation thing or do other countries not differentiate male and female in the third person? I've noticed this in other shit like nazi, not just nihongo>>20444993based
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>>20421939お願いします
>>20445076GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>20445084We don't say that word here.
>>20445076why does google always think you are writing in alaxander the great language?
>>20445088this
>>20428057イヨちゃんのいちごのけーきを食べるのがしたいのですが
>>20434972コーヒーの息のイヨちゃん
>>20435044Holy shit. Io was a tank
>>20435081Kana-chan is tiny. I like her more plump
>>20445100if you know what I mean
Masami Watanabe
>>20445135すごく甘い
I'll make new
>>20446538based
>>20446588>>20446588>>20446588NEW
