>Sol Ruca officially signs her Raw contract>Finn Balor vs JD McDonagh>Iyo Sky confronts Asuka face to face>Je'Von Evans & Penta vs Rusev & Ethan Page>Liv Morgan will be the first to answer Oba Femi's open challenge>Roman Reigns & Jacob Fatu contract signing>Also appearing: Bron Breaker, Logan Paul, Seth 'Freakin' Rollins, Becky Lynch, Jimmy and Jey Uso, LA Knight, Paul Heyman, and more!
LOGEN PAUL THE BEST EVAR
based livster
Why is the Mandible Claw suddenly some forbidden Voldemort shit
I can’t wait until Wednesday when the real wrestling starts
>the sleep profits
Joe Hendry dyes his hair
>>20399945Based EvolveGOD
>>20399940it was used by some old samoan and killed a few people
>>20399945Yeah, Darby vs Kevin Knight is going to rule.
thread bitch thank you i wont badmouth you again until next week
>>20399938she's going to get sued for that shirt
Based LOGANG crashing out
why breaker is doing the seff nose for hendry?
Logan is fucking ripped Jesus christ
They've said his name 4 times and he never showed up.
imagine if brock lesnar was going around pinching his nose while cutting promos. what a fucking downgrade for heyman
>>20399940>mandible clawdifferent move
logan is the only young guy that has the look of a top guy
I bet Logan raided that volleyball locker room looking for dirty panties. Seems like something he'd do,
>>20399945Evolve is that good?
>>20399964He's channeling those roids.
Logan is so based
>>20399968>brock cutting promos
pentas sexy tongue unfffffmove aside roxy, we got a new culo blanco machine right here
>>20399924We need more Roxy!
Why the fuck are they making the Tongue and Death Grip some legendary move?WWE is so fucking shit lmfao
Penta is cool :)
theory was the guy that took 50% pay cut
>>20399964>tallest member>most jacked member>most charismatic memberYESSSIIRRR
Logan on the trenbologna sandwiches, he's been raging for 2 weeks straight
WWE must be so happy they finally found a new Rey after 20 years of trying
>>20399968Brock didn't have to pinch his nose to sound like that
>>20399977Uncle Steiner has all of the Vision on the gas
>partner is jevondios mio
>>20399992Lower kill count as well.
iPhone de Jonathan
>>20399985>Tongue and Death Gripget a computer phoneposter
>>20399981that’s the point he didn’t talk because his voice was high pitched but for some reason they let the 5’10 with a squeaky voice talk while calling himself a badass
>>20399985>Tongue and Death Grip
BOUNCY
I am enjoying tonight's show. I like WWE.
>>20399952it's a moral good to badmouth the thread bitch when they don't make the new thread promptly
>>20400000>00000Would that count as pents?
>>20399988he should be paying them for allowing him to be on tv
YA NIGGA ISBOUNCY
>>20400000Holy PENTA CEROs
This slender black gentleman defeated the AAA word champion btw. Buried an entire country
>>20399998Fucking hellWhat gear was he on? Tren+HGH+GOMAD?
>>20400001you don't know that
I still don't like Jevon. NXT retards are retarded. Trick is good though.
Those tits are, BOUNCY!
I don't care for this flippy nigger but, I'm glad he seems to make people happy.
is this the match?
do kids still watch wrestling? is it popular?
>>20399978Yes saaaaaar logod is so based and needful saaaaaaar!
IS RUSEEEEV!AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Did Corey just bury both Raw and Smackdown by saying AAA was better?
>>20400016Cry about it, timmy.
>>20400029Fair. Ok, he has less televised murders.
>>20400031>I still don't like Jevonlow-iq take
>>20400000PENTACERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
EGOOOOOOOOOO
RUSEV JOBDYRARUSEV KWABCHKA
>>20399990>most athletic member>most successful member>best dressed memberlogod one of the best things wwe has going for it right now
I maded bourbon chicken for this RAW :)
>>20400016liv does.
>>20400042He’s right tho
>negative popLmao, fuck NXT
EEEEEEEEGO
EEEEEGOOOOOOOOO
>>20399990You're indian
EGOkillamurdenmuddakillimwidasmile
>>20400057Hell yeah
BOUNCYYYYYYALL EGOOOOOOCERO MIESOOOOrusev
EEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO
EGOOOOOOOOKILL EM WITH THE RHYTHMKILL EM WITH A SMILE
>>20400035Yes. Ego will make the match fun.
Based Ego not letting the peasants touch him
What a difference between US crowds and AAA crowds
Page has the best theme in the company
>>20400000Impressive
cero poppo
If they want to fire more people fire this shit announcer, find a Fink impersonator and give him a 20 year contract
>>20400057you fucking disgusting alcoholic can’t even go one meal without it
rusev is bulgarian and ethan page is macedonian BALKAIC team right here
>>20400056Saaaaaar
>>20400057Looks like cat food.
I think sending Ego to raw was the wrong choice. I have a feeling he'd be getting a stinger reaction on SmackDown.
Just got out of my shower. What did I miss?
I dont watch NXTranny but Ethan Page seems pretty cool. I like him about.
>>20400057save me a plate
>>20400057Looks good. Recipe me up, boss
>>20400000CHECKED
Didn't expect Ethan to be mogging Rusev
>>20400087cody needs him on smackdown to complete the codyversericky saints needs him to reassemble their funny team up chelsea needs him for dick
no man who wrestles in their own merch will ever be over
>>20400090ads
>>20400096based trips as always
>the lion of Bulgariadoesnt 'bear' roll off the tongue way better
>>20400087Agree. Raw is the more “serious” show for working adults on a Monday night. Smackdown is wacky Friday night silliness. Page seems like a better SD fit.
gimmick infringement, Penta should leave this dude hanging
New Sunny mugshot.Personally, I still would.
>>20400102stone cold and the rock both wore their own merch all the time. fuck you idiot.
Katy Perry buried
>>20400108the lion is a symbol of bulgaria
can rusev or this fatty even do Penta's finish?
Just got tickets for me and my bff for noche de grandes gotta be based
>>20400108he was the bulgarian brute, no idea why they aren't still using that
>>20400110That actually sounds like a good description. Are my wacky bros tuning in to gingys funeral?
I have anxiety stomachaches
Man they need to bring Fenix to Raw while Penta is still champ using his matches to showcase the midcard or he won’t survive the next cuts
i really thought we’d finally get a short fast paced match on wwe tv…. silly me
>>20399924so is Phil on vacation
>>20400125basado
>>20400113Kek Penta is basically just Octagon jr and la parka smashed together anyway
>>20400121oh, i'm retarded i guess
>>20400095Sear chicken thighs, cut them upIn the pan add s-y sauce, hoisin sauce, tsp of rice vinegar, brown sugar, and bourbon/mirin if you have it. Cook the sauce until it gets thicker, then add the chopped chicken and stir :)Make sure you use chicken THIGHS
Etroon Page is dimelessAs dimeless as Ricky Taints
>>20400117never in the ring in official matches
>>20400110Ethan can fit in Raw given time. Not having Joe on Smackdown was an absolute fumble, though.
>>20400075Beers at Triple A events cost $1, beers at US events cost $20. That's probably the biggest difference in the crowd.
>>20399940its a slightly different move that was used by Haku and Haku is basically Thor in Coconut mythology
>>20400116Reminds of Hillary Clinton
>>20400116Let's see her pussey.
>There are currently 23 championships in WWE divided across Raw, SmackDown, NXT, Evolve, and WWE ID. oh my god
>>20399940Tongue and Death Grip is a sacred technique, tribal chief
FIRE MICHAEL COLE HES SO FUCKING CRINGEY
>>20400147Mexicans get paid in pesos tho not dollars so isn’t it the same difference
>didn't know you reported on rumors now
IWC CALLED OUT
This is what a crowd should be. Energetic and hyped without the faggot singalongs from Europe
My boyfriend keeps talking about Rusev's meaty muscles and hairy chest and it's pissing me off.
Which of these guys in the ring is Tony's biggest fumble?
>constant Jannetty mentions>thread talking about how Rusev should go back to Bulgarian Brute and Cole immediately calls him thatwhich production assistant browses here
>>20400028
Excellent match so far
>>20400167They'll do the soccer songs when roman comes out
Ethan straight to being a jobber?
Man, this nigger is exhausting to watch.
>>20400186Bouncy board faggot
>>20400116Even milf Sunny was fuckable a few years ago
>>20400178both matches tonight have been really good. TKO lit a fire on these lazy fucks
What did Michael cole said??? I missed it
>>20400185Haich really likes this black guy for some reason and exaggerates his power level
>>20400175its just their AI search engine gathering info
>crowd is still white hot despite the recent releasesFucking pathetic sheep
HE IS LE BOUNCY!!!!!!!!!!
good crowd
>>20400194What’s a girl’s ass on in your face like
EGOOOOOOOOO
>>20400204>NOOOOOOO STOP ENJOYING THINGS
>>20400185you were saying?
Finner rusev
>>20400185huh what u mean
>making Penta jobretard
>penta eating the Pin instead of Jevon or RusevLMAO IS PENTA THE GUY THAT GOT 50% OF THEIR SALARY CUT?!?!?!?! JAJAJAJAJA
BASED EGO
Rusev finner
>nigslop wrestlingWhatever happened to a good old fashion armbar?
What's Ethan's finisher called? Ego Drop?
Midwest crowds are always the best:)
Is that a Perfect Plex?
How much does it cost to destroy an announcer table? Some of that equipment winds up toast, right?
>>20400211It's ok but they gotta be clean
>>20400204I'm starting to think that maybe the success or failure of WWE didn't rest on the shoulders of Tonga Loa
>>20400204Why would anyone care that they fired shitters that were barely on the show?
penta getting pinned with a suplex KEK>>20400224he is champ so he can take the pin
>>20400225That jumping vertical should be his finish now
>>20400204only smarks care when losers get the boot
All those Timmies in the back
Rusev has his smile back, based Page
>>20400218>when you see 4 new snapchat alerts from your wife at coachella
>>20400226
>>20399924KEK.ALL EGO has to change his finishing move.Already ruined.
Ethan Page is cool but pairing him with Rusev is a death sentence. Fucking FIRE triple HFIRE TRIPLE H YOU FUCKYOU FUCKING FUCKER
>>20400234his usual finisher is twisted grin but that wasn’t it
we were about to witness a chokeslam
>>20400204You’re right, spending $500 on a ticket to bitch and moan would be better
why is the US all mexican? is this normal?
>>20400194She had a fantastic pussey back then, too.
>>20400251a fine addition
BASED CLUB WWEI'M BUYING MY MEMBERSHIP RIGHT NOW!!!
>>20400241Because Twitter is acting like the company is finished
>>20400251>when you find out you werent cut
What happened to Maxxine Monkee
they put together 2 of the most dimeless stars theory and maxine kek
>theory getting shot down by maxxine in the backwhat a fucking jannetty
>>20400261
lmao, they’ve been planting Maxxine and Theory in the background for MONTHS now. When are they gonna pay this off, and how hard will it flop?
Why is theory talking to Maxxine?
is that theory with maxime
>>20400284>if these fucking kids don't sit the fuck down...
>>20400261kek those white kids mogging those Edgars
>>20400290Visa
>>20400264If all the online smarks really cared as much as they present themselves that's what they would've done
Can Gaytch come up with anything besides those background Easter eggs?
>>20400264Omaha is like 15% latino, but latinos love wrestling
David Bixenspan tweeted that something big is going to happen on RAW tonight but he refuses to tune in
>>20400204only good thing tko has done
>sol rucaill get the tissues
>>20400245>>20400241nooo my dimeless jobber that never drew a dime>50% pay cut from someone thats used to get pushed but got oldnooo my newday that been coasting for 2 yrs or Damien Priest taking a pay cut........
>Maxxine gets buried by Becky and Nattie>put her in The VisionHunter fucking hates her lmao
>pinn baloroh he went there
>>20400197Rusev saw the releases and stepped up the past two weeks. Even did the J O B to penta
>>20399924so no reason to bothernice
SOOOOOOOOL
Why doesnt SmackDown do these interviews during commercials?
My dad doesnt watch WWE much but he really likes Dom and it pisses me off because I fucking hate Dom.
Vikingo must fucking suck if Dom still has the taco belt still
>>20400303She’s so fucking hot I jacked off after the women’s RR
>>20400291they have been teasing this for over a month now. can't tell you why
>>20400314Because Smackdown isn't on Netflix in burgerstan
>>20400314Which channel has commercial-free breaks
>>20400314how would we get ourdoot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot fill otherwise
>>20400315Hit the gym geek your dads based
>>20400319Why do you think any of us need to know this? You simps are so fucking pathetic
and here come the babytalking NXTroons
>>20400315your dad is basedyou're cringe
>>20400307>lets her get eiffel towered by theory and paul every week how does he hate her
Hope this is Livs first feud
>>20400315Based dad
>>20400320i just found out today because they do it on ad breaks
>>20400301DOWN SINCE
>>20400272the problem is that normies actually watch other sports leagues and know that when someone gets old or stops performing at a high level they either get a pay cut or release. Shit happens in the NFL, MLB, NBA, SOCCER, ETC.
>>20399924are you telling me there were 2 matches on the card, and they already happened. why is the show still on
>>20400315son, you're a mark
>Smackdown womens "division" is just 5 random broads including Michin and B-Fab>stick Sol Ruca on RAW insteadTriple K is cooking shit right now
they fucked up her theme
oh brother this new theme SUCKS
They def rebeled her
>>20400303Need to blow your nose?
>>20400335Might have to go through Raquel first
[HORRENDOUS NEWS] SOL RUCA HAS BEEN DEF REBEL’D
She makes Liv look like a walled wine aunt
>>20400342It's obvious that smarks don't leave in reality
Remember when they had Javon sign his contract during a commercial break
terrible theme
>theme change on main roster call upFucking STOP
My dad says that Sol Ruca has a black dad can anyone confirm?
What is this trash that they replaced her surf rock theme with?
>They Def Rebelled SolWHYYYYYYY?
>>20400348Let’s blake Monroe run through the shit roster
>>20400341DAY ONE BIX
Beautiful White woman
>New, worse music for the hyped up prospect. Every damn time.
woah this chick looks like a proper slutWWE IS SO BACK
RED THONG SPOTTED
WHY DOES HER THEME SOUND LIKE THE SPLATOON THEME
her theme :(
Kek I can see her tighty whities
>>20400352Ugh
wow her new theme sucks, rip sol she is gonna be on the lowcard
>THE LATEST VICTIM OF AI DEF REBEL RAPE
>fan bait theme songWWE so obvious
AI ass theme songShe’ll be back in NXT by November
>>20400363Ethan, Jacy, and Ricky got to keep theirs
Sol snatcher is a shitty finisher as bad as oblivion
def rebel really likes to put those "OHHHHHHH WHOOOOAAA OHHH"s in their themes
SOL IN THE BECKY VORTEX NOOOOOOOOOO
Sol a cutttttte
BASED MY GOAT BECKS BASED BASED BASED
No pop for Sol. It’s over for this boring mutt
And here comes Becky. Like clockwork.
oh boyfeuding with becko already
Sol is my favorite kween
Sol Ruca's asshole
>>20400372Is this bait? Why are you referring to a black woman as white
>becky*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*gonna go grab some snacks and have a piss
oh god they're going to make her wrestle dimeless lynch for 6 months
>>20400376thats a man anon…
black women look like that?damn
why sol has an accent now?
FUCK DEF REBEL STOP RUINING THESE THEME SONGS!
>BeckyMuted
>>20400364Half/partial black, yes. He was a musician.
Goddamn her promo sucks
>>20400376>Has tats Terrible
>>20400387Just you wait.
So crayj lee is done? That’s it for her?
>more jannetty hateEnough
IYO JANNETTY
Iyojanetty
Becky's mist shit is so fucking dumbThey need to change it to literally anything else. Even Bayley's inflatable tube men were better
Becky gonna turn Sol into Maxxine
BECKY HOGAN THAT NEW GIRL DOESNT WORK FOR ME BROTHER>iyo jannettykek wtf
Damn, they really believe in Sol
Based becky
Iyo Jannetty-san!
>>20400422God I hope so
LMAO JANNETTY REFERENCE
>>20400411>>20400416The mom had to cheat with a Scandinavian guy or the bleach meme is real
>+1 more Jennetty referencewas this shitpost our most dimes ever throughout the years?
Becky needs to chill, she already has the belt and retired AJ Lee
no, not the cringe acting becky...
>Becky cuts the same promo for the 400th time
oh good here comes the fake laughing and stuttering what an amazing character
>Iyo JanettyStill pops me
>>20400406anon, her hair is real and not fakeshe's not black
>>20400426>That poster who adds "etty" to everything is actually Becky Lynch
Kek gotta love the beckster
BASED BECKY SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SAYS IT BLEACHER REPORT SAYS IT /PW/ EVEN SAYS IT
God damn it Becky stop burying Iyo
>fake blonde >Small tits>Giant mole>Tattoos >Nosering>Wrinkle at 20Nah
their AI model is reading through our threads
Sol simps should be worriedLook how working with Becky ended up for Maxxine and LyraLMFAO kwab
>the old ladies are finally going to stop holding the ic title hostageThank you sovl
>A BITCH
NEW>>20400454>>20400454>>20400454
>>20400445KWAB is the Hogan
KEKthat's a good one
why didn’t the crowd get behind lyra like this
>>20400466Maxxine and Lyra are total shitters
>>20400445Janettey is not a /pw/ creation
>>20400455We respect kayfabe here thoever
>I'll lick your soleHOT
>>20400445There are retards that think calling someone a jannety originated here
KEK PEARCE
>>20400482Which is exactly why Sol should be worried.
>>20400464black don't crack allegedly
botch
Send her back lmao
Ehhhhhh she fucked it up! Oh no!
>botch her finisherShe's not over with me bros
>already botched itKEK
Her finisher will be her undoing, just give her the regular cutter
SHE BOTCHED IT
>immediately botcheskek
YOU FUCKED UPYOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
botch ruca rip
>>20400482Go backJannetty
>>20400480iyo has charisma unlike Lyra
most forced finisher and she botched it oof... becky stompers moment
Why even make her do it?!? They want to bury that finish before the ink is dry. Fucking ChatGPT spot
yes the miss step and missing the rope was bad but she didnt even get to touch becky's head at all and Becky just dove head 1st afterwards AHAHAHAHAA
>>20400628becky shoulda been closer
>>20400444I saw a video on YT of a British girl who had a Sri Lankan father who looked like a pure Aryan stereotype. The comments were saying the Sri Lankan genes got colonized so I guess sometimes the recessive white genes do win over dark phenotypes/skin.