women's wrestling suckslogan paul fans are indian
Why is Theory talking to Maxime?
>>20401045sex
are they really gonna give otis a more competitive longer match than brock lesnar?
Oba's eyes are bloodshot as fuck.
>>20401053No
in the cool worldotis goes over clean
Otisbros...
The alpha academy should have been laid off in the last wave.
Can't believe people are turning on Otis for Oba lame
>>20400996Main roster ruined his aura. Tired of seeing these wine aunts and fat fucks in the crowd “strutting”. And the only reason you hear the “HOO”s after his name chant is because they were too fucking stupid to realize they’re supposed to stop after his strut starts.
Oba isn't as strong as I thought. Otis wouldn't have struggled lifting oba up
>>20401068Except for sexxine
>Brock Lesnar slayer can't pick up a comedy jobberKWAB
Thinking about the timeline where Gable beat Gunther for the title and then lost it to Otis
>>20401080but he just literally didtwice
This makes no sense. Lesnar could lift Otis without breaking a sweat.
Erm where are the heckin womens matches? This is NOT ok
gaay let them at least get some offense in and then get them to maul them afterwards. This isnt the 1st time we seen Oba...
Trust no one, not even yourseff
>using the incel thread Fuck, you're all a bunch of faggots.
>>20401083How hasn't Gable even gotten a solo title yet?
>>20401096kek
>>20401074Oba didn't he was smart to put him in the corner instead of risking a botch
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY WOMENS MATCHES
Logan's arms are like twixe as big as they were a couple months ago. Bro is injecting a gallon of gear a day rn
>i dont even know you
>>20401099Bake next time faggot
>>20401110Fuck you, incel tranny.
>>20401080acting like she still wasn’t soaked watching it
>>20401099>incel go back
Who the fuck is that guy even?
>>20401099threadbitch's fault. Such a lazy slave .
>>20401105He almost fell, Otis had to grip onto the corner, and his legs were shaking.
>>20401109>when you try to explain to management that taking a 50% paycut makes no damn sense
>>20401107You can see it in his attitude. Dude is roid raging.
Do you think they would fire Otis or would it be a bad look for the company because he's shoot retarded?
>>20401109>AKUMA IS CANONICALLY STRONGER THAN GUILE
>>20401114>t. aewtist that forgot to dilate
Keep samefagging, incel. I'm sure your completely normal, though. Fucking faggot.
>>20401083Sami shoudlve been booed harder for that but it seems like the Trick feud has kinda gotten to relize how much Sami is forcing himself into feuds he shouldnt be in
been a bad couple weeks for gayWWE and this episode has NOT fixed anything. yikes.
>>20401128Bad. You need jobbers like Otis. He's still big enough to look like a threat but jobs to push other guys
>>20401133>yourGMS!
I dont even watch NXT and Ethan Page is already gigaover with me
TALK ABOUT KAIRI
WE WANT KAIRI
Ethan getting the push he deserves
>>20401133>yournta but kek what an ESL little seething simp faggot you are
MOMMY
Why are they mad at each other? In kayfabe.
>>20401144No one is saying this
Why are they talking like my Japanese animes
iyo and asuka have ALREADY HAD A MATCH
>Promo segment to avoid we want Kairi chants Cowards
>aska wearing crying makeupbros...
am I supposed to believe this is how Asuka dresses in her day to day life
So in kayfabe did Kairi never exist?
>Kabuki Theater
How is asuka still so hot even after being a mom of two
>>20401146kek bodied that indian freak
If Hunter watched anime WWE would be better.
you are disrespect
>>20401146>ntaSure you aren't.
>>20401148Iyo was mad about how Askua was treating Kairi but she got retconned
>>20401148Iyo is a race traitor and chose wh *te Rhea over the kabukis
>>20401122I thought that was otis gripping into the corner
>>20401148Iyo betrayed Asuka for Rhea
Wonder if either of them got the pay cut.
>>20401145Iyo is such a bad actor. So fucking cringe. Her facial expressions piss me the fuck off.>inb4 I am accused of being another waifu simpAll womens wrestling should be banned
>>20401160thats necro from third strike
>>20401160in kayfabe Asuka threw her into a volcano pit
so what happened to Kairi in keyfabe??? Did Asuka kill her and bury her body??? Man this would be dimes in Vince era with car explosions to kill of Kairi and or throwing her into a river and shit.
KWAB
BLUE IYO
KEK NICE MIST
>poison mist in the pretaped promo segmentLmao
Asuka makes Iyo look retarded.
BASED
I want Asuka to dominate me
>>20401149I am
GET MISTED RACE TRAITOR LMAO
kek fell for the oldest trick in the book
>jap scene ends with a cumshottypical
>Incel OP bakedAlso LMAO @ Iyo Janetty getting misted again
just spit Mountain Dew all over her
>>20401178It's kinda like that scene when the characters are fading away in marvel slop.
Those kids in the back are based lol
>>20401144NO WE DONT
KEK BASED MOMMY ASUKA
>Blue- Sends the opponent to sleep.WHY DIDNT SHE FALL ASLEEP
>>20401178This They waste good unemployment
>>20401196Come a little closer, I have a secret to tell you
>>20401178Kairi fell down the stairs
>>20401188>look
>>20401207YES WE DO
>>20401200they don't make code blue anymore
GIWTWM
>didn’t do Asuka vs Iyo at WM>cut KairiShut the fuck up Cole. Hype is dead
They put masks on them kek
Just can't get into this Iyo Janetty without Kairi
kek what a blue bitch
BASADO LOS AMERICANOS HERMANOS
AMERICANOHERMANOS
you can tell this is Gables attempt to save the Creeds careers
LOS HERMANOS AMERICANOS
>American made masked upSaved their jobs for a few months
OG Americano is a sleazy scumbag
Damn they look kinda dimes?!?!?!
someone get brutus a new fucking mask man
Who are these dudes?
>senpaiWait why did IYO just use that word? Isn't that a 4chan term?
pissing rn
>Creeds brought out the American Flag in Triple AAAGIGABASED
Lol that segment is dimes
Is Chad Gable shoot mad some stupid kraut stole his character? He’s obv losing to the fake Americano this month
>>20401239Bruto y Julio
JULIO AND BRUTO
>>20401239Friends of Chad Gable (who is still sidelined with an injury)
locker room has to be pissed they keep firing people to add these literal who luchadors
this is the main event
I don't even know if they are mocking or honouring mexican wrestling at this point.
pin drop reaction for los go americanos
>>20401025It's hilarious how they have modern Austin (LA Knight), Rock (Trick Williams), Jericho (Ethan Page) and Lesnar (Oba Femi) and yet they are pushing antidraw Seff Tarpings and CAWdy Stardust.
if the crowd doesn't watch AAA can they keep up with this story?
I think Julio and Bruto are actually Brutus and Julius
They just fired all those wrestlers and now they hire Bruto & Julio?
>Julio and Brutio Lol
>el grande>is shorthmm
the silence bro...
AAA on Raw tonight. Taker booking the match
Yo anon, (You) still there?
>>20401254OG is mocking it. German Americano is honoring it
Og EGA theme is pesos
>>20401245He’s probably excited to be down with this dead gimmick and go back to being Perc Gable
>>20401254OG Americano is mocking, Real OG is honoring
>>20401252just like in anime bukkake
>>20401252>when the bukkake snowballing goes wrong
Bunch of white guys larping as mexicans...
>the clause only applies in MexicoDamn HHH can't keep himself from ruining good shit happening in AAA.
>>20401252GIWTWM
>>20401252kek
>>20401264they're on nebraska bro
>>20401240huh wat u mean?
grande nachos. grande nachos por favor
>>20401245He stole it and got over with it when Gable was on the shitter
the WWE trios title is coming...
>>20401254>>20401269>>20401272And WWE thinks he's a face in America btw.
just arrived, why is raw on ohama
>Mexican color maskBASED KAISER
>>20401269Honoring it how? By acting like a Mexican caricature and making the actual Mexicans job to him
1Can't waite for my tribal chief !
>>20401260Are you serious right now? Fucking Americans
>>20401256npcs need to leave. begone, tard
>>20401287
Rio and Bravo are clearly happier with their masks than Bruto and Julio
kek Corey pls
>>20401178>TKO>Spending production money to fire someoneYeah, naw.
i think hayes and pritchard just turning off the audio, crowd at least are midly cheering
>>20401245the gimmick was always a humiliation ritual for gable and he was never over like kaiser is so i’m sure he’s thrilled to hand it off and get back to business
This Is The Match
>he's booed in the Statesno he isn't you fucking DUMBASS FUCK TRIPLE K
>>20401293He is. Fuck cartel land and its citizens
>>20401252They brought back blow pens?
>>20401260Take your medicinas
Tiffany loves KoC
I really like the black haired girl sitting next to the fat chick in front row
>>20401310>back to businessLike jobbing to everyone? I'm sure he's thrilled.
Ryback is answering the open challenge next week
>>20401301>-331k viewersLMAO
>>20401314Cope tranny
>>20401298by popping the mexicans
>Kaiser got the jobber entrance
Tyler Bates gets so zesty
>>20401315I'm pretty sure both americanos are heelcoded in america.
I'm considering looking into how expensive it would be to fly to Mexico to see Grande vs Grande.
>OMG WHO IS WHO???!!!
Why the FUCK is this moron Michael Cole exposing the story like this? Fucking idiot burying all 6 of them
kek the bruto shuffle
>>20401324he will be using the knowledge of lucha libre to defeat penta and finally claim the IC title
>this is the main event match of the show
>>20401298Mexicans fucking love caricatures.
Reminder that this is the manlet in the red lucha mask
Julio is going to kill someone.
I have Americano fatigue. Same fucking shit every week
>yuros vs burgers>all dressed as beans
>>20401344This would be a Triple AAA PPV main eventer
ESTAMOS CONTIGO!!! AHUEVO
>>20401324if he goes somewhere where no one is watching and wins did he actually win?
>6 white men larping as mexican luchadorsIf you told me this is what the grande americano gimmick would devolve into last year I wouldn't believe it.
I can't tell what's going on.
6 gringos playing luchadore on Cinco de Mayo Eve?
>>20401360Nice tits.
Who would've thought a video game storyline would have become real and to this scale?
Cole you cant say that
Julio looks lost in the ring.
Cole and Corey having fun
Ready to apologize, marks?
>>20401340Cole was calling out that it was obviously Chad from day uno.
The mat somehow got a lot louder and sounding like a pan hitting the ground
>>20401360Why not? Samoans are larping as blacks every week.
>>20401333He's dating Sol.
Why is Cole burying this whole angle
>>20401381this is undertaker kinotriple h is just warming up the deadmans scraps
>michael cole is snorting on commentary
>>20401361>Only four DoinksPleb, get on my level
>>20401387Not anymore. Sol slit her wrists backstage after the botch and was pronounced dead at the local medical facility.
>>20401340Because Cole thinks he's being funny and has HHH speaking in his ear. HHH legitimately hates that people like Taker's and Shawn's booking more.
>>20401391worked for Jesse Ventura
Wtf are comentators even babling about?
>>20401393TOO MANY DOINKSTOO MANY DOINKS
>>20401388Because this is retarded to anyone outside of Mehijo
>>20401400Jesse Ventura is a bitch though
this is secretly NXT UK vs NXT
>OG Americano debuts as a heel>Chad Gable gets injured >Ludwig sees the mask>New Americano shows up and is a heel>New Americano goes to Mexico and gets over as a face but is still a heel in the US>OG Americano returns as a heel in Mexico and a ??? in the US>OG Americano aligns himself with Rey Mysterio, the same luchador Gable had issues with >OG Americano should be a face but is still a heel >WWE is running it as fave vs heel but both are heels >AAA has a clear face and heel
>>20401411Shut up.
>>20401404>I hate funWe know Paul, we know.
When I started watching wrestling again in early 2025, I actually really liked Michael Cole but holy cow he's been fucking insufferable lately.
excellent match so far
>>20401404Is a very good match
https://x.com/OfficialEGO/status/2051480615040503855
For me it's Bruto Credo.
>>20401398>gingerbread man>sol rucaTwo browns in one week? WWE is not a safe work environment for coloured people
>>20401406>t. guy who leaves his house through the door instead of climbing onto his roof through the attic and jumping off
>>20401417You're awful.
Based HHH giving the Midwest and northern states good shows and putting all the womeme bullshit in the brown southern states
Huh since when can white people fly?
This og wrestle a lot like ChadJulio didn't botch la knights spotIs he the Michael or janetty?
>>20401417I watch this in spanish is my secret to enjoy it
>>20401432They're all Mexicans
There are so many masks in the ring I have no idea who is whoWhat a fun match
NINE jersey spotted
>>204014321903
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
Why does WWE allow Americano to use the diving headbutt
Are they muting the crowd
This audience kind of suck ass.
>>20401361>>20401393
cool match
Julius looks so lost
>>20401442Bruto is the fat one
[Weird news] bret heart's brothers used to piss in his mouth and eyes when he was little
Fun match just like in AAA. Gracias Undertaker
>>20401455Now you’ve gone too far.
I really hate this song they keep playing
>>20401451because it's not an actual headbutt like the ones [REDACTED] used to do
we need ivy as americana hermana and the big girl as celeste americana
Cena announcing he is wrestling at Saudimania
>>20401423You burgerstans would have seen his actual stage promo if you didn't have Goy ads shoved down your throats along with your McDonalds every 5 minutes
>John Cena: I'm gay
>>20401461>bret heartFuck off, incel.
>>20401463Mmmmm de nada
>>20401461Shawnbros we won
It’s not a “return” if you don’t actually leave
Based Corey the Gran Naniwa enjoyer.
>>20401471Can you please, like, stop obsessing over us? It's unbecoming.
>somehow cena has returned
I thought Cena was supossed to be retired, why do they keep bringing him back? I don't want to see his face anymore.
>>20401417He’s always been a loser. He just happened to stay in the company longer than everyone else who knew he was a loser. He’s the reddit mod of WWE.
>>20401468Just keep it the fuck out of Mexico. ENOUGH with the wh*tes
>>20401461Only child detected.
Mystery partner is Elton Prince isn't it?
>>20401452no the show is just terrible
1
it's backlash already? wtf
Wake me up in 10 mins when the promo starts
time for coconuts
>>20401492No that guy is dead.
>>20401474Viejo cachondo booking like a raging bull.
>who the hell would team up with danhausen >someone who likes money based teddy jr return
Cena is going to announce Wrestlemania at the White House.
give us a chance to actually miss Cena
Gotta love the reignster
>>20401492It’s Punkhaussen
Has Sol Botcha tweeted anytging or is she still crying?
The top guy in the industry just walks out to royalty free music and raises a finger. Wrestling is dead
.I..Er I meanI...
so what will they do after Roman leaves for 2 months after Backlash?
>>20401514at the baal room
Still glad they brought back the Head of the Table theme. It’s gangster as fuck
>>20401511Yep.This is the best guess actually
>>20401512But they don't need house shows according to Drew McIntyre
>>20401518looking at how Punk just disappeared and Gunther chose Cody, then it's probably gonna be him
WHO IS HE
1 hour of coconut theater..
SATSUI NO HADOSATSUINOHADO
>>20401511>>someone who likes moneyHERE COMES THE MONEY
Dan Hausens mystery tag team partner is Oba Femi.
>>20401538>>20401511Its chez the cum punk. Danhausen tweeted at him
danhausens mystery partner
>>20401539Nigga that’s black panther
>Give Roman back his good theme>kino again
>>20401539El grande wakandano.
Is Bron going to win his feud with Seth? He kind of has to. Because if not, what the fuck is the point of it? I'm worried because Seth just lost to Gunther.
YADADADAMEANNNN
Roman Reigns is AkumaJacob is Sagat
Where's LA Knight tonight?
>>20401571Jacob is DeeJay
>>20401565Seff is pretty good at jobbing, it's likely that he'll lose
>>20401575Kino
>>20401576Probably meeting with Tony Khan
ROMAN ROMANREEEIGNS
>>20401565I think they've soured on Bron
1 AHHHHHHHHH YESSIR
Is this guy actually shoot dying because I’m feeling kinda bad for shitting on him
>>20401576He didn't want to steal the botch from Sol tonight
Thread bitch? Or are we riding it out?
>RespectHe's talking to you TKO
When I'm in a bar fight that's when I pull out the shoot worm
they really selling this tongan death grip shit huh
How powerful is the death grip in kayfabe
better than the wire
>big dawg still can't stutter his way through a promo
im reminded Roman sucks on the mic
>Tongue & Death gripWhat a stupid fucking name lol. Sounds like something a little kid would come up with
they’ve literally never mentioned the tongan death grip before last week and now they’re saying it’s some sacred hold
Why are they trying to make the Tongan death grip a special move?
Does the “chief” even do anything? Bro is neglecting his responsibilities as a leader
>>20401616It was used by Haku so you KNOW it's dangerous
>>20401622?Yeah. That's the point.
Jacob shooting on the TKO jews
>>20401616You saw Roman Reigns sell it like deathWhy do you need further convincing
NO GAS NO BRAKES YARRAMEANI HAVE 10 KIDS YARRA MEAN
>>20401623Probably gonna pay it off later
>I MAKE THE MANDATED COMPANY-WIDE PERFORMER MINUMUM OF $350,000 BUT I STILL GOTTA FIND A WAY TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE YADADAMEEN FAAAA TU
Does Jacob have a septum piercing? Like an alt girl?
>170 samoans joining wwe
>do anythingpause
>>20401635But Roman got back up in the same night
>>20401633They both are
>Tongan Death Grip was used by Haku>Give it to Fatu>Fire Haku's kidHuh???
Jacob nodding along like>you know what, this guy is making a lot of sense
Roman already burying the move kek
Realistically, how much of a chance does Jacob have to win on Saturday? 10%?
>>20401640woah it's like they identify with class rather than race :0
i cant believe a contract signing ended with fisticuffs
>>20401628the diference is that haku is a shoot killer irl per old tongan traditions, roman just sucks
LMAO TABLE DIDNT BREAK
I thought last week Jacob demanded the match tonight
I AM THE TABLE!!
IAMTHETABLE
ADAMPEARCERUNSASLOPPYSHOP
>>20401662it’s likelier than you think if roman isn’t actually working til NOC or whatever with all his june dates canceled, roman can always win it back later
good improv by Fatu just to flip the table on Roman after it didnt break
omg their entire match is gonna be built around that gay samoan choke
table went into business for itself
Botchamania bros
The table botched
kek camera man got KWAB
isnt it 3 hours?
show ended like 40 minutes early ? what firing 20 people do to a mf
I love Roman's condescending tone. in my eyes his entire heel/tweener run has been carried by that condescending tone he speaks with
>>20401688>>20401689Netflix cutting down Raw's minutes. Not happy with WWE
>>20401688No it's usually somewhere between 2 hours and 20-30 mins.
>>20401688raw is usually 2.5 hours, smackdown is the 3 hour one, it did end early though.
Was there even a single woman's match?
>>20401705They called bayley and lyra losers
>>20401705No but sol and Becky had a promo
>>20401705no. now the next RAW is gonna be all womemes matches
>>20401705No, and that's a good thing. :)
>>20401707>>20401708>>20401711>>20401712Ok, good. I was genuinely questioning if I had just forgotten a match entirely, which isn't that uncommon when I'm spending more time shitposting than actually watching.
no womeme matches and no danhausenraw bros we are getting jannetied to smackdown
I just saw the Sol botch.You only get one chance.
>>20401025>>20401025
