Hojo Forever Edition (The Captain is currently in Japan plotting her next move. Kairi is the greatest pirate ever. She is very CUTE and dangerously SEXO. HHH fumbled and should be castrated and kicked into a woodchipper.)Previous: >>20355737Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is cute
>>20408164based
Can't C the Cap'n(because HHH is a retard)
>>20408169>>20408181Many people are saying this
Cap'n!
I'm sure this has all been a work. Kairi will run in to save Iyo at Backlash and get a giga pop. Then Asuka will win the IC title but eventually lose it by putting over Kairi.
>>20408164We /arrrr/n't done yet!
>>20408181WWE were straight-up fools to discard Kairi. She was like their good luck charm. The criticism of HHH and TKO only really began to hit a boiling point when they yeeted poor 'ri.
Sweet new Kairi thread! And fuck that bald faggot triple f
if Kairi signs a new deal, she will be paid a literal hot dog and a handshake. Not a good idea if I'm honest.
>>20408519Based
Can't put the Hojo into slomo!
>>20408695she's the rare wrestler who actually should go to AEW because this tag team would benefit my penis greatly
Nice, caught this one early. Hidden.
>>20409042I love these kawaii pirates >>20409280Pits
>>20408169many people are saying this exact statement
>>20407693not a terrible idea
>>20408181must be due to the lack of oxygen getting to his brain due to is retarded heart that doesn't work due to all of the steroids and crack>>20408506I hope so>>20408519based
>>20408550she is a very beloved player >>20408561same>>20408695her old deal isnt up yet. she could come back without signing a new deal
>>20408732I'm happy Kairi got to work with AJ. this should have 100% been the summer slam match for all 3 belts >>20409286cry about it
Bring back the Pirate!
>>20408732>>20408519
>>20410353Lucky fella
>>20410353AJ out here proving God exists
>>20410187#WeWantHojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbGu7fNkUG8
>>20411088Many people are saying this
is it true Kairi considers entering the porn industry?
>>20411932If Im not mistaken TushyRAW already approached her.
Hojo player
>>20412063Love the Hojo player
>>20412365Same
>>20412926>accidently saged awardlmao
Fuck the bald faggot
>>20411932>>20411954imagine the GAPE
>>20413576Best finisher in the biz. And she has 5 different versions she'll drop from top rope, Brett's rope, to outside from turnbuckle and in different combo moves with Asuka and Iyo.
>>20411318Kairi features pretty heavily, which is a good sign for her turning up at Backlash. But the video didn't show the most sovl part of the whole story - when Kairi gave Iyo the photo. It really was a good story. Can't believe they didn't get a mania match out of it.
>>20413998Kairi will 'riturn and help neither one. She will instead let me coom inside her and then birth Kairi jr
Lads... i crashed out and deleted my 'ri folder. Can you help a 'ritard out?
>>20415376How could you do such a thing?Here's a lazy 'ri I had laying about.
Will they at least let her keep the truck as a parting gift?
>>20415376Take this anime looking mf
>>20413576I say this every hour>>20413671hasn't she never pinned someone with it in a single's match on the main roster?>>20415376
>>20416197>put her on the truck>no mania match
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
>>20416445Classy lady classy post
>>20415376
>>20415376I do not believe the validity of this story. I believe you fabricated it in order to trick us into posting Kairi. You devious bastard!
>>20413671I'm pretty much instantly a fan of anyone who hits a great classic elbow drop. Ri has a great one.
>>20413671>>20417082Didn't AJ or someone say she has the best one after Savage?
>>20417093Never heard that, but I believe it. Both because the statement is correct, and it sounds like something he would say.
>>20417632I just realized that you can duck the glam squad if you paint your own face.
I'm glad that anime looking mf caught on a while ago, because she is an anime looking mf (cute) and anime looking mfs should be pointed out because they are anime looking mfs
Cap'n the GOAT
>>20417628Based strong 'ri>>20417632Cute>>20418190You finna know it
>>20417632it's weird that she was listening to a 90s/00s english boy band
>>20417632She is the cutest, I would kill billions for her...
>>20418856>40 yo woman listening to bands from her teenage years is weirdhuh?
>>20418882I would shoot billions inside her, if you know what I mean
>>20418895but they don't speak nipponese
>>20418930Doesn't matter. They were a Male idol group aimed at teen girls like her. They were over all over the world for that alone.
>>20417632>sitting in a showerwtf is up with tko anyways
>>20419391That's just autism. She probably has a proper wardrobe, but does this shit anyway.
Nobody cares about this fired busted up looking hag anymore simp. Thread hidden
>>20418760SEXO
>>20419391>>20419426they're in an arena. most arenas don't have setups for women or spaces to do their makeup because why would they? they host sports. that's why the girls always take pictures in bathrooms with urinals. Most modern arenas have at least 4 locker rooms, possibly more if it's a shared arena with multiple home teamsbut they are usually hanging out in what are men's locker rooms. they probably have some space set up for the hair and makeup crews
>>20419391>>20419426>>20419829I just looked up the Rock where the devils play and there are at least 8 locker room and at least 4 dressing rooms
>>20419653cry about it, tranny
Kairi should just retire now before she Benoits her husband.
>>20419829they have a make up team that does it for them and all they need is a hallway with lights and a seat
>>20419928see>>20419850they probably have the makeup team in some hallway or dressing room. The girls are in one of the locker rooms so 'ri set up in the shower so she wasn't in anyone's way. also this could be a house show. they don't have the makeup team at the house shows
>>20417958>It is scientifically feasible to populate the world with anime looking mfs
>>20418760Hibiscus Princess
'ri
>>20418895I listen to bands from my teenage years and I'm ten years older than her. Though my musical preference leans more towards Asuka's.
>>20420690That's one anime looking mf right there
>>20420690Nice thighs
I really need to unleash my essence into a Kairi
Love 'ri Hate triple f simple as
>>20420285the president would do this but the homosexuals are filibustering him to block him from filling the US with more anime looking mfers like 'ri>>20420690sailor maid?
>>20421927same
Remember, if you ever meet Kairi say>Konichiwaand then when she says konichiwa back say>Kairi nihongo jozu
>>20422041I gave her a little bow and said arigatou after I had my photo taken with her
Is Kairi still in Japan? When will we know if she is appearing at Backlash?
>>20422094how would anyone know if Kairi was in the US or japan?
>>20422312I only found out she was in Japan from here
>>20422528that's cause dave was reporting it, but how would dave know if she came back? is someone just on follow Kairi around duty? Someone must have told dave or whoever that Kairi went to japan
>>20422094She is sadly under that 90 day no fight clause as well so yeah she probably did. What's the point in staying here in the US if she can't do what she wants to do and has family there.
>>20422032this plot thickens
>>20422785do nips really want to see seff?
>>20422094>>20422312I hope she's with the gentleman cheese
>>20422992based cheese poster
>>20422992>New photoSo she really is in Japan
>>20423704>new photothat pic is from the last JP tour when AJ had his last japanese match
>>20424046Sky Pirates reunion? EH?!
>>20424046Based
>>20424046it's a shame Kairi never learned how to do the moonsault
Will not be watching slopdown since haitch fumbled 'ri.
>>20424046I marked out for the one on Rhea. She did all of the damage ctrl finishers.
>>20425327Same...looks as though Backlash will be the last time I watch for a while
Kairi owes me sex
>>20426095She's known to run out on her debts. You're going to have to force the issue.
H8 HHH
>>20423679Cute!
Will tomorrow be the last we ever see of Kairi Sane? I can't take it bros...
>>20425327based>>20425331didn't they not realize that was what she was doing? they either missed the dakota corner kick or the elbow
>>20427766the nope at 0:26 was so good
>>20424940she might not be athletic enough to do it>>20427766based and same. I think that guy runs and IYO fan account too but he either like 'ri more because he posts way more Kairi stuff or Kairi just does more meme shit that gets clipped like the nope or the dances >>20428396>sexo kairi photo>not making a weird facewhat is this?
a 'ri just flew over my house
>>20429527a 'ri just boarded my yacht!
>>20429041>>20429044She must have a thing for the strawberry cakes. Remember this if you ever have the opportunity to buy Kairi a cake, 'ritards.
poor lil hoj'
>>20429626IYO always has strawberry cakes too, but I thought that was just because IYO is a spring baby
>>20429643Poor 'ri
>>20429606a 'ri just peed on my floor!
>>20429917same!
>>20429917I would have lapped it up like a cat with milk
>>20430438Mayu hands posted this
>>20431421>NOOOOOOO HO-CHAN!
Pray for total Kairi 'rihiring!
>>20433174Very lewd Hojo, and yeah I expect nothing but shit from triple f and tko
hopefully Kairi next
We want kairi chants, honestly watching the match feels like betrayal
Justified we want Kairi Chants
based fake news spreader
Fuck hhh
>>20435200100% the lack of 'ri was a weird specter hanging over the match and I kept half expecting a run in when the crowd got loud or the camera angle shifted
>>20435319I kept expecting something too, especially when the crowd got loud
well, B-ros, the only thing we can do now is turn this into a B thread
It's Hojover. We had a good run, 'ritards. I might take up residence in the Stardom thread. It's all I watch now. Fingers crossed Kairi turns up somewhere else to wrestle in a few months. Fk HHH and fk what wrestling has become.Love 'ri, simple as.
Looking forward to 'Ri winning the Global Hojo Crown
>>20422743>90 day no fight clauseLmao the "compete" in "non-compete clause" refers to a competitor business, not literally competing in the ring
>>20437649same>>20437075are you the guy who posts about small bugs in people's hair?>>20422743>>20438085it's not even a real "no compete" clause. it's>hey we're firing you, here's 90 days notice.she's still under her normal WWE contract, she's just not on TV >>20438561I thought this was the >dakota you are firedversion
IYO stole Kairi's fox mask
>>20438846Based friends and Asuka is GIGA based for leaving TKshit I'm sorry that i call her and old hag
>>20439469Transcription courtesy of WrestlePurists on X:>The story I heard is that she (Asuka) is 'semi-retired.' I haven’t really gotten an exact meaning of what 'semi-retired' means. But I guess, people were wishing her goodbye and things like that backstage so… I don’t know if that means she’s going to Japan and still wrestle, I don’t know if that means she’ll do stuff here and there. But I was told 'semi-retired.'Wrestling Observer Radio - WWE Backlash and Collision Reviews
>>20408732AJ totally snuck in a sniff
>>20416343I want to smell her banana breath
>>20419850Prudential Center also used to have the beautiful Erika Wachter, in the Devils studio. I don't know why they moved on from her.
>>20416445Is she at the Brownstone?
Now that I think about it Kairi probably got released because Asuka was intending to retire for a while now and they had no place for Kairi as a solo act
>>20439937I don't think it was Asuka's fault. I think they wanted Kairi to resign for less money and she said no so they released herI think her current contract is up in like november or something. it was probably like>hey you are making X we want you to make Y>I could make Y in japan and be closer to my family>that's it, you are fired
>>20439909there's only one?
I miss my Captain!
>>20440827same
>>20440827Same I miss this anime looking mf
>>20440827It's so rough
>>20408506this didn't age well :(
>>20439819That is a faithfully married Christian man you weirdo
>>20411954No way, this is real?
I found some AI sloppa on ig I'll post when I get home
>>20442798You finna know it
I hope Kairi gives us a follow up to Blue Starboard when she's able to return to the ring in Japan.
>>20440827Yea it was all so sudden. Sadder with Asuka leaving now too. I really admire her for giving HHH the middle finger like that. Maybe the Kabukis will finish their story in Japan or with AEW one day.
the slop must flow
>>20441542>sees the camera is pointing at her>make an anime face>>20442281this
We are forgotten…
>>20443169Cheer up 'ritard,' the cap'n is eternal
>>20443073>Without my protection from youGMS
>>20440540If Iyo was actually for real, she would've beaten Asuka with the insane elbow
>>20443169Never forget, never surrender
sucked not to get closure at backlash...but I guess it's good that Kairi didn't go back to help out a company that treated her like trash
>>20443840would have been kino>>20443839jeets have poisoned AI to the point where it will answer in jeet sometimes. pretty sure that pic came off an indian's IG
Her gym's website has been updated for the first time in 3 years and they're hiring staff https://www.para-fit24.com/news/%e2%98%86%e7%a4%be%e5%93%a1%e3%83%bb%e3%82%a2%e3%83%ab%e3%83%90%e3%82%a4%e3%83%88%e6%80%a5%e5%8b%9f%e3%81%84%e3%81%9f%e3%81%97%e3%81%be%e3%81%99%e2%98%86/
>>20445229jesus christ that fucking link
>>20445229' ri owns a gym? Bases meat head
>>20445229Well shes clearly retired from wrestling
>>20445270she can run the gym while wrestling in japan. idk if she'll be a full timer. I can see her being a special event freelancer
>>20445242its a japanese wrestling gym
>>20445584Nice
>>20443169Going by the crowd in Tampa last night, no. Those 'We Want Kairi' chants gave me hope knowing there is still some good in this world.
>>20445310That's what she was doing in her last Japanese run. So I hope she's not done in the ring yet.
>>20445229Please don't leave wrestling Kairi...
>>20445310'ri will bring us the next generation of CUTE and SEXO players!
>get taken out of your year long feud>still under contract and could have had the blown off on the grandest stage of them all>jobbed out with no fanfare>backstage loves Kairi and writes her love letters>crowd wants Kairi back>erased from historyfuck cunter, giving off bitter bitch vibes
>>20446351Kek kairi deserves it for being an ugly shitter with a bug fanbase
>>20446351it's fucking disgusting that gaych had the opportunity to let Asuka retire at mania in her American town of Vegas and didn't so he could include gay shit like sami and seff
Shut up
>>20445229Nice. Now she needs to get as jacked as humanly possible without the use of roids.
https://files.catbox.moe/eo44yh.mp4
>>20443073Still improved over WWE's AI booking.
OP's asleep, finna post POIs
>>20447662based Poister
>>20445229I wonder if it's acceptable for a gaijin to turn up at the gym just to see Kairi.
>>20447662We love Poi here!
>>20447662 luv 'ri luv Poi Hate niggeru
>>20448264Based behavior
>>20408164Kairi got fired now shut the fuck up and cut this pathetic shit out. The vermin in these threads are literally insufferable. Can’t you just stop existing?
>>20450398This is a general thread for Kairi fans she has not died or will never wrestle again so we don't care what the double u double u weee does
>>20450432Ok but she’s a bad wrestler which means you have shit taste and I wish you weren’t occupying space
>>20450443Nigga ur gay
>>20450499This but about your wrestling taste
>>20450512So u are gay? Lmao faggot!
>>20450512What a fag>>20450600
>>20450600>>20450680Kairi fucking sucks. Sorry about your brain damage.
>>20447662YOUAREA POIRATE
I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n
