>make spelling error when creating thread >unmark as my post, close the tab, and manually erase the thread in my browser history
>>20416993You didn't do that
>>20416999did it twice this past week alone
>get a bunch of unfunny retards saying good morning sir!
>>20416993It's over once someone says good morning saar there is no counter to that
>>20416993>Read OP>Post witty reply>Read rest of thread and see it's been made already
>>20417215This is a good thing we do here, it means people generally use better spelling because of it
>post something really good >thread dies
>>20417587I post incredibly clever and witty stuff all the time and it usually gets no reaction. I'm unironically too good for this place.
>>20417604based anon protecting his business
>>20417039>>20417215>>20417573>>20416993the good morning, saar thing is kind of dumb because that's not the best way of picking out if someone's an ESL. there are better things like fucking up pluralization or verb conjugation, saying weird slang like nonce, in good nick or heaps or otherwise using weird phrasing
>>20417604We could've drawn big money you and I back when WWE Generals on /sp/ were going strong
>>20416993I disabled the thread watcher so now I just drop inflammatory shitposts in threads then close them and never open them again
>>20417621Good morning sir!
>>20417604What do you want, an upvote?
>>20416993>make a thread that isn't braindead console wars>zero replies
>>20417621Those English lessons are so close to paying off, Pajeet!
>>20418026>make a thread that isn't braindead
>anon quotes my post and posts this pic
>make a spelling error >give my post a GMS as fast as I can
>>20417775Man, I miss those times. /sp/ was great at one point in time
>>20417621what? brits say nonce and aussies say heaps. how is that indicative of being ESL?
I still think it's funny how joshipedos start seething, fuming, malding and spamming the moment you call one a jeet and their only cope is everyone else being a muslim apparently, kek
>>20417621Good morning saar
>>20418297>>20418034>>20417815I didn't say anything wrong, retard>>20418282those are ESL jeet countries. like if you see that flag on a flag board you can just assume the poster is indian
>>20418274You can't do that! That's illegal!
>>20418827Hello bug.
>>20418837I'm not a chinaman, retard
>>20418827Based kek. You're making the brown britbongs cry.
>>20418834I'm finna bouta gms meself, belee dat
>>20418827good morning sir
>>20416993white cunts are lazy, spelling mistakes are white privilege. enjoy
>>20418863Go back.
misspelling, bad grammar and bad punctuation is unironically based in an internet full of ai filters and its worth getting a saar
>>20419837Thad part
>watching hockey game and shitposting in /pw/ at the same time>accidentally make a smackdown post on /hoc/>twice>turn off game and close 4chan altogether
>>20419942Happened to me on /v/ when I posted a /tv/ thread. Had to take that off my bookmarks for a day.
>accidently post the wrong image >hide thread for the rest of the day
>>20419828GMS
>post an opinion>tab to a different thread>post the opposite opinionhehe
>>20418827There are more Indians in Austin TX then there are Wales in the UK lmao
>>20419979Go spam “ri”
>make OC>fuck up a detail>no one notices>tormented inside by it for years
>>20420057fake news
>>20420120>make OC>no one replies>thread dies>see someone else post it a week later>one million replies
>>20417573I ignore it
>>20416993GOOOOOOOD MORNING SAR
>type up a witty post that’s really funny >thread gets deleted
>Spam the same shit ive been trying to get over for the 100th time>Still doesnt take off
First thing I do when I wake up is stretch and yell 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING SIIIIIIIIIIR' in my best pajeet Howard Finkel voice at my wife. She hated it at first but now does it back and has no idea where it came from lol
>>20420626Is she indian or something?
>>20420609You gotta keep a balance. Find a good spot to post it.
>>20420638Filipino but she works in customer service for a phone company with some of the most incompetent jeets you will ever deal with
>>20416993Yeah any time I have a typo that takes away from what I was saying, I abort and leave the thread
>>20417030Explains all the low reply threads on this board
>>20417215Depends, if they typo themselves, or if they forget to add punctuation.
>>20417587>See a thread with an interesting topic and a good amount of replies>Check the post and its all 92 spam like that joke wasn't old years ago
>>20420593or pruned
>>20417604same, but I got so good - I got banned from here mutliple times and my gimmick stolen by jannies who reposted it.>t. the lyricschad
>>20416993for me it's posting one single wrestler so often that they become a target for online harassment by accident
>>20423340Sometimes it works out in the opposite way where people get endeared towards the wrestler(the maclin fag)
>>20423340similarly, i wonder how many people posting the undertaker stuff even have any idea of where it came from or why it was meme'd into existence or if they just hate the undertaker because they saw enough shit posts
>>20417604hi alister black
i necro threads where i make witty jokes that get no (You)s in order to try again
>see a thread that’s pretty far down on the board >interested in it and respond to posts >10 minutes later someone accuses me of sliding Huh?