[Weird, Fucked Up News] The Hart brothers used to all shower together and the older brothers would piss in Bret's eyes and mouth.From his book. Slice it or dice it?
>>20419131what in the actual fuck?
>>20419131Someone should send this to cornette
>>20419131it's a rib
it's good for you
>>20419359Sup Polish Joe?
>>20419131>Slice it or dice it?
>>20419131Kinda endearing wish I had brothers to play around
>>20419423thats a bit weird bruv
>>20419131Wow, that's kind of crazy that Owen Hart (who the AEW Owen Hart Tournament is named after) had his face pissed all over by his brothers in the shower
>>20419540Fuck you. Legitimately. Fuck you.
>>20419131anon you realize that bret hart and his brothers were all molested and raped right?Or did you think it was called the dungeon for positive reasons?I really feel a disconnect with some "fans" on here and elsewhere sometimes when it comes to guys like bret.This is a 4/10 salty guy who was raped and gaped during his childhood. We shouldn't be listening to his stories about how goldberg totally hurt him that one time even though he hurt himself worse, we should be getting him help for his blown out bootyhole.Think about the Nash thing, we meme about it, but we mostly want the guy to get help for his addictions. Same thing should apply to Bret, this is a sad broken old man who was violently raped by family members.
>>20419644You seem experienced in matters of familial rape
>>20419654So you don't know?
>>20419644Do you have proof or just talking out your ass
>>20419131TOO MUCH DARKAND NOT ENOUGH SKYWHY AM I THE PISS IN YOUR EYE
>>20419131Wait until you learn about Bret's involvement in>1992 event>Harley R.'s bath house whereabouts>Shawn and the MarinesFollow the clues
>>20419965Huh what you mean?
>>20419131Crybaby then, now, forever
Peeing on someone smaller and weaker than you is an underrated gag.
>>20420020What about shitting?
>>20419883I dont get it
>>20420020Speaking from experience?
>>20420671You have to be 18 to use this website
>>20420817I'm 29
>>20419131Imagine if Shawn had this ammo when they were throwing shit at each other in promos back in 97
>>20420826Bret R Hart
>>20419131Imagine pretending you guys didn't do this in the locker room holding down the nerds to piss in their mouths and butts. Cmon everyone did it, it's like whipping towels or something.
>>20419131How old were these motherfuckers when this shit was happening?Age is a VERY important factor here. If the oldest one was, say about 8 years old, then....well it's still fucked up, but in a "they were just dumb kids" way
>>20420076Don’t be gross.
>>20419131why would he admit this publicly is he stupid?
>>20420826LMAO I think Bret would've literally beat him to death
>>20420838Smith and Bruce were 9 and 7 years older than Bret, respectively. In other words, literal teenagers pissing on little kids. Fucking disturbing.
>>20419131He took the Knausgardpill?
>>20419131what's with wrestler books and shower rape? Remember al snow's book?
>>20420835when I played soccer in high-school I got held down and a pencil forced up inside of me. so, no. and fuck you. seriously.
>>20420867It’s just fun to joke around in there after a game/practice. There never was any ass fingering or piss drinking in my time but then again I wasn’t a wrestler
The more I learn about Shitman's life the more I'm tempted to give him a pass for being such a bitter miserable bastard
>>20420868reminded me of pic related for some reason
>>20420868Nashian
Shawnbros, we’ve won
>>20420990t. gay magazine enjoyer
>>20421000t. piss guzzler
>>20420671RAW is WAR theme song bruh really?
weird canadian shit
>>20420817>>20421013Let's be honest, 99% of even the wrestling fans who watched Raw back then didn't understand a single lyric from that song besides "YEEEEAHHH" (from the 1997 intro) and maybe "THORN IN YOUR EYE" (from the 1999 one)Let's not act like that song had the most clear-to-understand vocals
>>20421039You’re right. I apologize. It’s on my playlist so I know the lyrics better than most.
>>20421039I LOVE GUNS AND DRUGSFOR MY GENERATION(unintelligeble)REFUSE TO SEE THE CHANGE IN MECMON CMON CMOOOOONNNNN
>>20421039kek the only other words I thought I understood were 'enjoy the beat' and it turns out those weren't even the real words
>>20421039Even the wrestlers themselves didn't know what the fuck the lyrics wereProof:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlMMA2o7YI4
>>20420902He's a hardened soul
>>20421039THAT FUCKING PART.
>>20419644I want nash to get raped for shootsShit wrestler,shit friend,shit father and he cant walk for 10 meters without his kwabs explodingAnd he wont even admit he fucked upHordes of homodexual thugs upon himBut yes bret was probably mollested Kwab
>>20420826Bruce Hart would come out with his pants down and would stsrt spraying bret like a fire hose while crotch chopping
>>20420868Nashian Couldnt you just clench the cheeks ?Is it an american thing ?Worst things we did was beating each other for no reason
>>20419131>The Hart brothers used to all shower together and the older brothers would piss in Bret's eyes and mouth.>From his book.I'd slice that for a dollar.
>>20419131Brothers & male relatives can be some of the gayest people imaginable. Same types of people who end up in fraternities & make pledges do shit like sit naked together. Something in the male brain just sees no limits to hazing.
It was just boys being boys. Y'all never horsed around with your family and friends? Please tell me nobody here has ever pissed in someone's face before?
A lot of weak males in this thread
>>20419131>in the hart house you were only guilty of something if you get caught.That was for cheating at monopoly and checkers, Bret. That was for taking the last slice of pie, Bret.That was for sneaking a few brews in your bedroom with your buds, Bret.It was not, under any circumstances, for older brothers pissing in their little brothers faces in the shower. That's just fucked up. Helen Hart would have been livid.
>>20419644It's always been fairly clear to me that Stu Hart was a homosexual who got off on hurting young men.
>>20421039I did because an episode of one of WWF's C-shows like Superstars showed a subtitled version of it.
>>20421480Ok pedo
When I was a kid I'd try and piss as hard as I could every time in the shower to see how far it could go, sometimes I could get it above the shower curtain.
>>20421417There’s an ocean of difference between hazing someone like painting a dick on their locker or pulling a chair before they sit down & just outright sexually assaulting them like pissing on them or teabagging them. Anyone saying otherwise is a predatory faggot using “just hazing you bro” rhetoric to cover their actual intentions which is getting off to abusing other men.
>>20419131The Harts are legit insane, but just not Von Erich insane where they kill themselves. Part of the reason Owen was so well-liked was because he was like the only normal one and he didn't take things as seriously as Bret who might be the second "normal" one.
>>20421480Now type this without the piss in your mouth
>>20421707literally just laughed out loud
>>20421599Owen's "ribs" were mean-spirited and he sounded like an asshole desu
>>20421818>>20421811>>20421796nobody cares about your dead meme anymore bro, dont spam my thread
BRET THE PISS MAN FART
this is why Benoit did nothing when Scott Hall pissed on his cowboy boots. It was part of his Hart training
>>20422028fucking dumb cunt
>>20422018You're right; Nash's asshole has been dead for quite some time now, hasn't it? Rest in Pepperoni, never forghetti.
>>20420838>How old were these motherfuckers when this shit was happening?It carried on until the Montreal Screwjob, they took pity on him after that.
>>20419131Weird, fucked up news indeed!
>>20419131If you want to dice something it involves slicing
>>20419131>>20419316>>20419540gay piss incest is pretty common in Bret's home country
>>20419423Many are saying this
Did they also pee on Natalya?
>>20419644>Bret R. Hart was 92'd in his own family basement growing up
>>20419644Everyone knows that "getting stretched in the Hart Dungeon" was a euphemism.
We joke about Kevin R Nash and the sweltering summer of 1992, we make joked about Friction and the men's bath houses, but Bret Hart is the real raped home bitch.
To put this into even more perspective, Smith would have been upwards to 18 years old, showering with his prebubescent brothers and pissing in their mouths
>>20422896If Bret felt comfortable writing about being pissed on while his mouth was cock level with his 18 year old brother, the reality is he was getting that cock in his mouth and being forced to blow Smith.
everyone is focusing on the piss while looking over why the fuck 4 dudes were talking a shower together to begin with
>they pissed on eachotherThey mays well have gone all out and shit on eachother, too
>>20422896>Smith Hart is 9 years older than Bret HartI REALLY hope that he made this whole story up because otherwise this is fucked up
>>20422915of course you'd say that vince...
>>20422995Who let this reddit-dwelling septum pierced geek out of his cage?Innocent until proven guilty pal
>shawncel still making Bret Hart obsession threads like 20 years after we got kicked off of /sp/Seek help.It was a gay magazine btw
Nothing weird about siblings showering.Every school day my fraternal twin and I showered together. We did to save time time. Our parents didn't stop.
>>20419625hi martha, spread your legs and ENTER SANDMAN.
>>20423020Sup bretmark ya nonce
>>20419644> We shouldn't be listening to his stories about how goldberg totally hurt him that one time even though he did.
I can't even begin to imagine how fucked up it would be to live like this.https://youtu.be/Hk3BiI_pCXo?is=iXdmgfQsBtYMgC5p
>PISSBERG>PISSBERG>PISSBERG
>>20422896So he was a legit pedophole
>>20419131>the best we could manage was pee om their legs.
>>20422527>but Bret Hart is the real raped home bitch.Bret was a kid at the time though, kinda difficult to turn that into a meme or joke
And some of you wonder why a lot of us take Bret's word as gospel whenever he speaks on anythingThe man is autistically honest, even when it's something he should probably keep his mouth shut about because otherwise it'll make him look bad
>>20424347Yeah that's a good point
>>20422896Hot
>>20422914Would have been more than 4 i think. Did they have like a giant shower or something?
>>20424347He lied about Goldberg
Most raped there was, most raped there is, most raped there ever will be
>>20428651Popped my ass
That's just how wrestling was back in those days. Jim Cornette confirmed on the podcast that every single wrestler in the territories used to shit in each other's mouths as a rib and tickle each other's balls in the shower. Professional wrestling was just a way to shake off the stigma of being a gay bath house user.
>>20430354He said they'd do an "oil check" which was to shove a finger up another man's ass. Gayness aside, I wouldnt want my fucking finger to smell like shit
