>“In just a few days, I have a major announcement inside this building that is going to shock the very foundation of WWE. From its fans to its superstars, champions down to its rookies. I’m so grateful Tampa is allowing me the place to make this announcement.”Cena getting back into the ring? New signing? WWE-AEW crossover? Ryback returning? What could it be?
>>20419317He bought WWE
>>20419317>WWE-AEW crossover?This would not shock the foundation of WWE kek
>>20419354This would unironically be a best case scenario type of thing
>>20419317Imagine believing this grifter who tried to sell Wrestlemania tickets by pretending to get engaged to someone he dumped right after the show.
WWE will be charging fans an exit fee to leave the arena.
>>20419317It's 100% Saudi bullshit again
>>20419317Sorry Cena. Aron Stevens already did. Get your own gimmick. The Wolfie D, Malibu's most wanted gimmick was cringe when it came out in the 90s.
>>20419376He tried to sell Wrestlemania tickets by doing something DURING Wrestlemania? Because that's when he proposed to Nikki Bella. During the show. Feels a little late in the game for ticket sales at that point
>>20419385Based. Pack me up and take me to the next show for free then because I ain't leavin
>>20419412It was announced and talked about beforehand.
>>20419376But you didn't have a problem when macho man pretended to marry miss Elizabeth right? I swear these cena haters are pathetic
>>20419433They’re still seething he buried their favorite dimeless shitter 10 years ago
>>20419394probably
>>20419354Id be ok with this. Let 'taker get more of a role too. Let the Pebble do once a year promos
>>20419317It's almost certainly some Club WWE bullshit
>>20419317fine speech
>>20419433Cena is a lying company man sociopath and will say and do anything to help this dying dumpster fire company to stay relevant because he's a failure in Hollywood as much as he's a failure at drawing. What does that have to do with wrestling angle?
>>20419483my guess too but how exactly would that "SHOCK" anyone? wouldn't shock the fans, certainly won't shock the "Superstars"
>>20419317It'll underwhelm and probably just Cena being announced as the official host of all PPVs going forward.
>>20419495shit, think you might be on to something there cuz that seems wholly plausible
>>20419317Wwe aew crossover would be actually pretty cool though how the fuck do you book that without one side becoming assflustered
I Quit match with Vince McMahon vs the TKO Jews for the custody of WWE
>>20419317WWE sold to saudis. Nothing of value lost.
>>20419493It's a hyperbole, they are overselling it, like with Triple H's "New Era".They've done this excessively for 2 years now. I don't what they could do to actually surprise people outside of some shock signing or Vince coming back.
can't see it having anything to do with AEW. but that would be something worthy of the hype they're putting behind this announcement. say what you will about aew but a crossover would be a big deal. >>20419510>>20419516i think it's possible it could have something to do with Vince making an appearing in some capacity, maybe he'll referee a match or something. I think Vince is bored as fuck being retired right now and just wants to do something in WWE and will take whatever role they hand him. a sale is slightly possible but i doubt it. i'd be shocked if wwe gets sold again already
>>20419536No chance, no chance in hell Vince comes in. He has a pending trial
>>20419317Cena will announce Wrestlemania in London for 2030*Saudi will offer more money and it will relocate to Saudi
>>20419534>t. member of the $14.99/month club
>>20419547the thing about vince is all the sex stuff, accusations etc really had nothing to do with his WWE/wrestling career. it's all extra-curricular activity. they don't have to acknowledge it.what's the harm in bringing in beloved former commentator Vince McMahon to call some matches? his voice is shot but it could be fun.
>>20419317Cena is going to announce that Vince is indeed a black cock enthusiast and he's going to headline Abu Dhabi WrestleMania
Construction of a physical Hall of Fame/Museum?
>>20419560>Vince>BelovedLmao you edrones sure are something else Remember for 20 years when he called you all stupid retards
>>20419568cite date of episode where this was stated by either the character of Mr. McMahon or Vince McMahon with timestamps.
>>20419552The Saudi well has already been tapped. They barely show up for those events. WWE killed the territory by showing the country their act.
>>20419565TKO doesnt have the money to pay their mid-carders. They arent spending a dime for this dimeless venture or anything else.
>>20419317>SubhojeetNow why don't you give us a proper link to this quote
>>20419574Citr date when black cock lover Vince didn't do it
>>20419317It'd be so funny if they carnied all the midcard guys to take paycuts because they don't do house shows anymore, and then Cena announces "exclusive access to weekly live events for club WWE members."
>>20419596Honestly, bringing back house shows seems possible. I know Cody keeps pushing for it and talking about it on his podcast.
>>20419317Kek>I'm coming out of retirement!>Triple H is retiring as CCO!>I'm pregnant!>Raw was such a success on Netflix we have come to a mutual agreement to move to Tubi!>Ayatollah Khamenei has been caught and compromised, to a permanent end!>Tony Khan has purchased the WWE!Good News>I have purchased the WWE!>Vince has purchased the WWE!>Saudi Arabia has purchased the WWE!Grim>We have purchased NJPW!>Here's Vince with a dancing goyim slave gimmick!Realistically>A new era!>A new mobile gaming experience!>More value for stock holders (more adslop)!
>>20419601Cody fucking sucks
>I... Am... All Elite.Drops the mic and walks out.
The real retirement tour begins.
>>20419646Kek u fucking roaches can't stop begging for WWE scraps can ya? Ur on the fucking kitchen floor like a mangy mutt. I'd give you a taste of the bug spray. Go beg somewhere else BITCH.
>>20419602I pray I get to see Vince dance at least 1 more time.
it is pretty obvious Cena is taking on the role of 'wwe commissioner', above pearce/aldis but below hunter and trips still has the book
>>20419713Me too, but not as a TKO employee.
>>20419317>I'd like to announce, on behalf of the WWE Universe and the entire locker room, I have taken a 100% pay cut!How hard do you mark?
>>20419730ugh this is boring enough to be the most likely outcome.
>>20419737well he's retired so his income is already $0
They're making NXT the third brand that's why he wanted them on his last show and why he's pushing that fat gay nigga
>>20419756NXT is already the third brand and Big E is retired
>>20419602If WWE were sold some people in the industry would've leaked that to journalists already. Besides that, I'd imagine TKO can't easily sell WWE, it would be a longer and partially public process I think.
>>20419317CHINESE INVESTMENT INCOMINGHE DIDN'T LEARN THEIR LANGUAGE FOR NOTHING
>>20419317the name on the contract DOES say McMahon...
>>20419317He got diagnosed with hentaivirus so he doesn’t have long now
>>20419776>people in the industry would've leaked that to journalists alreadyOh yeah sure just like last time right?Just like the AAA acquisition, the McMahon lawsuit, etc.Banger of a job these journalists are doing
>>20419813bingo. i think it's too early and too good to be true to be a sale. but when and if it gets sold I fully expect to find out about it on WWE tv or WWE Online, not via "the media" or anyone else.
Cena's on the board
TKO is financially strong tho, their numbers are all public filings. Strong rev growth in Q4 last year. I dont get why people think they are bankrupt or something. Its one thing to dab on triple homos booking calls but the financial side is fine. Strong base but crab share price action this yearT. Work in investment finance
>>20419317He will fart into the mic for 12 minutes straight then leave.
>>20419834
WWE are going to do Clash in Pyongyang aiming to beat the Collision in Korea attendance record.
The role of Vince McMahon will now be played by John Cena
>>20419317He got pregnant
>Cena swerves TKO and announces a wrestlers union in the middle of the ring
>>20419836These are the same armchair idiots who think a game company is on the brink of dying or Disney will die tomorrow, they are clueless on how debt, equity or revenue and cash on hand works.
>>20419317Buddy is returning
>>20419890Rogers died in 1992. maybe an AI Buddy Rogers to take on the AI Antonio Inoki?
TKO Credit Cards
wwe park at disneyworld
>>20419317Yep, as yesterday?'s post said, women wrestlers will be allowed to have OF and also Mandy, Gigi, Cora and Lacey are back full time, 100% salary no cuts, all with the same OF whore gimmick to blend wrestling and reality yet again
>>20419884Most anons are financial morons. I told people on biz to buy INTC almost a year ago and people just laughed it off>dead company>obsolete techEtcWell now im all>damn niggas, i put my little measley 12k in it and now im planning to pay off two loans and still have more dry powder
>>20419493They'll have to film more content to make up for the lack of matches that they're working, so it will impact them
>>20419493The wrestlers will be killed to be transfered into the digital domain.
>>20419813Point taken with AAA I guess (I don't remember if there were rumors/leaks about it at the time, so I will just trust you).But buying a big company is not that easy to keep a secret unless it's just an agreement in principle or something.
>>20419565Would actually be kind of kino
>>20419317foundationbros.. WE'RE SO BACK!
>>20419730probably
>I am a woman now.
>>2041931775% salary pay cut for everyone!
>>20419900>>20419890We need more of the buddy-posting to be subverted by other wrestlers named buddy
>>20419998>>20419860Both of these simultaneously please.
>>20419317translation: it's nothing
>Cena becomes top guy>Ratings free fall and never recover>20 years later zoomer shitskins babble endlessly about what a massive “draw” he was
>>20420187He caused me to stop watching WWE for nearly ten years. The idea of a white rapper coming out to the ring and speaking niggerish in his intro song was enough to get me to watch NWA-TNA.
>>20419998>John Cena is my dead name, I am Joann Xena
>>20420291...this made me thinkWhat if he announces WWE has acquired TNA...?
>>20420400Yeah, and then fire half the roster.
>>20419605You suck bitch
>>20419957Where do I invest 10k tomorrow then, smart guy?
>>20420431Im cody
>>20419317Even a dead cow will move if you shove an electrode up its ass. WWE is dead, I don't mean the brand or company or anything like that I mean it's soul is snuffed out. WWE is little more than a brain dead vegetable that will shed a year or twitch it's toe on occasion if given enough stimulation.
>>20420436PLTR, FCX and/or RIVN
>"Every month, the WWE™ Superstar™ drawing the least money will be fired!"
>>20419317Yeah he's gonna SHOCK the WWE because he is none other than the SHOCK MASTER!
>>20420462If Oba's open challenge was that the jobber got fired if he lost it would be megadimes and eventually get massive heat
>>20419602>We have purchased NJPW
mandatory pre-show showers
>>20419317SUBHOJEETBOARD
>>20419430no it wasnt
>>20419317>Wrestlemania in Tel Aviv, Big Yahu is the guest hostThere's your big announcement
>>20419317Insider here. Here's how it's going down.>Cena comes out>hams it up to the crowd>talks about the shocking new announcement>says it will shock the world>says no one will leave the arena unshocked>the wall next to him explodes>vince falls out>he's wearing a glittery darth vader mask>starts speaking in a dr. claw voice>says "You've ruled the wwe for long enough tko"I haven't read the rest of the script yet but screenshot this post.
>>20419756for what, like the third time they've tried this? if they want a proper third brand they have to make a new one like with smackdown, they can't raise NXT up from developmental
>>20419317It's just going to be the launch of that Club WWE thing
>>20420648It was 5 seconds of my brain saying "Man, Tony Schiavone looks weird here." before I understood what I was looking at.
………NO CHANCE!
>>20419317they're ending the brand split fully, meaning that NXT and AAA are the main roster now and will have interconnected storylines and superstars jumping in and out of the brands. they've already started with promoting that AAA El grande Americano match on RAW.
>>20419385jej
It's that retarded thing where you pay a monthly fee to get "priority access" to purchase tickets and merch that the sheets leaked a while back.
>>20420858Fucking kek I hope that's really it.
Did he give up acting? Don't think I've seen him in anything for a few years now
>>20420932What else would it be?
I'M COMING HOMEI'M COMING HOMETELL THE WORLD I'M COMING HOMELET THE RAIN WASH AWAY ALL THE PAIN OF YESTERDAYI KNOW MY KINGDOM AWAITS AND THEY'VE FORGIVEN MY MISTAKESI'M COMING HOMEI'M COMING HOMETELL THE WORLD I'M COMING HOME
>>20420942Nope, he is in that new DCU as Peacemaker
>>20419317He's making Phil chop off his penis?
>>20421038might as well, the balls have already shriveled up and fallen off
He will be part of the training future wwe superstars
>>20419596Club WWE will have exclusive merch. Locking some merch behind a subscription is probably going to reduce merch sales for midcarders.
>>20419495Grim
>>20420009Massive kek
>>20419978Actually it is fairly easy because business executives in listed companies are the only ones who know about it until the announcement and they literally never ever have an incentive to leak it before they make the announcement. This is not the kind of information that makes its way to middle management until it is formalized and official, literally.Like seriously, Bloomberg, Reuters, the WSJ and the FT will be the only sources to whom this may very rarely be "leaked" and the "leak" will be a couple hours before the formal announcement, usually to see what the stock doesWWE is a serious fucking listed business lol the dirtsheets have NEVER reported a single actual major announcement before it was made. The sale was "revealed" in the WSJ. Same with the lawsuit. The AAA acquisition didn't filter at all and it's not like that one was a big acquisition, nobody said a word. The sheets know exactly what WWE tells them and report it as insider info. Pay cuts and releases are completely trivial information and they can't even give you an actual number
Lol the Saudi check cleared out his doing another match in Saudi Arabia's Wrestlemania.
I'm getting fucking anxious about this
He's going to manage RAW.
Either they acquired NOAH, or John Cena is going to bust out the Mandarin to announce WrestleMania in Hong Kong/China proper or some shit.
>>20420951>#standupforWWe and Tout making a comebackHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>20419602>I have purchased the WWE!Why would this be good news? Didn't this traitor want to "ruin wrestling"? Seriously, why won't John just fuck off at this point?
>According to Wrestlevotes Radio on Fightful Select, the internal expectation is that John Cena's appearance at Backlash is tied to Club WWE and its upcoming launch. >There are high expectations for this new initiative, and one source said that John Cena being established as the face of the announcement is a huge boost.>When Wrestlevotes Radio asked if the announcement would be a WrestleMania location announcement, the source said "probably not."
>>20419602They found a new place for a Slim Jim ad
>>20422829*Club WWE presented by Slim Jim
>>20422829>Cena's big announcement is that fans will be able to spend MORE money via WWE Clublol milking that fan base dry
>>20419385Free entry too
>>20422829>the internal expectation>the source said "probably not"lmao why the fuck would they even make up shit like this? as if Cena is just going to be given a live mic and shoot, or that his big announcement isn't known and been planned for probably 3 months in advance now. It probably is just boring Club WWE shit, but why make up some phantom source and act like it's up in the air internally?
>We have purchased NJPW and NOAH>next wrestlemania will be John Cena vs Hiroshi Tanahashi
>>20419560I can see it.I can hear it.Old man Vince doing commentary.>"And joining us on this very special occasion for this match, former chairman of the WWE Vince McMahon!">And we are live ladies and gentlemen welcome to this exciting match *grumble* between uh, uh, hey who're those two I didn't hire them>"They're the International Continental Championship Opportunity Enthusiast mister Keith Atkins and Universal Global Champion of the World mister Harrison Heralds of course">alliteration, that's good shit pal, so what the hell are they doin- OH FUCK what a manoeuvre>"CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE AS IT IS BEING FLIPPED">that manoeuvre fucking sucks who's the producer here I'm gonna take a shit on his face and call him Baloney the Butcher and make him do the job to Harrison Hatchet over there>"uhm that's Herald-">yeah whatever ring the bell
>>20419730Cena will join the board as creative consultant too and fetch a fucktonne of stock, just like Dwaynetty.
Why would his announcement be something that's already been announced?
>>20422922dont ask questions, just consume product
>>20419317it's a new draft
The jews are jumping ship and selling to China
>>20422829Another thing for edrones to spend hundreds of dollars on for nothing.
>>20419516its too early. im not expecting a sale until 2031. Nick Khan and Ari Emmanuel aint done stripping it for parts yet
>>20423043This would make sense but also feels late? They just did a bunch of new call ups who not only just got assigned to brands but would've added a ton to the draft by being picked off of NXT as surprises. Feels a month too late
>>20419385The Dutch Mantell philosophy
>>20419742You mean he... does it for free?
>comes out>promote some shitty Hollywood goyslop>calls this a new area >does his signature taunt and leaves as his music hitsDon't ask me how I know
SPOILER : they are merging the rosters again. That’s why they cut so many people during the last few weeks.
>>20423587This would be good. Merge all the titles too and send all non valet women to NXT or AEW.
>>20423450Yeah that makes me think it won't be a draft.
>it's Club WWE slopthey're shocking the foundations of our bank accounts
>>20423526Ok how you know
>>20423587They were planning to cut talent since TKO took over but couldn't because muh optics
a shakeup would be:1. Merge rosters. Anyone on can appear on Smackdown or RAW.2. WWE buys TNA.
>>20423587They would have to merge all the titles again. Would be a cool gimmick for Night of Champions, but otherwise this would fuck over half the roster.
>>20423587I don't even see the point in having split rosters now that there are no house shows. Theres like 3 matches a show, and none of the top level wrestle more than once a month at the max.
>>20419495You're probably right
It's probably going to be another PLE like Wrestlepalooza timed somewhere next sping so they can still squeeze domestic fans who aren't going to Wrestlemania
>>20419433macho man was in the kayfabe era. and they were really married once and it was sweet. cena is a faggot and missed out on kids with nikki bella for an indian lawyer that he forces to wear a hijab. fuck cena
>>20419483Yo definitely going to be taking a look at my budget to join club wwe. The hype around what it promises for the universe has been tantalizing for the fans
>>20424430>Merge rosters. Anyone on can appear on Smackdown or RAW.They already do that.
>>20425362No they don't.
>>20422922just be a good fan and stop thinking.
>>20425372They do. The Usos were just on Smackdown. Jacob's been on Raw the past few weeks. It'd be a pretty meaningless announcement
>I'm here to announce that myself, along with a private partner, have bought the WWE from TKO..>And now announcing my private partner..https://youtu.be/Bm36Z4yWRkc
they gonna split a few more ppv's into two nights.
>>20426386Some can work. The Rumble and MITB. EC too. Any one that has a signature match type with both men's and women's ones. Each can easily main event a night
>>20426446This makes sense, but I don't think they'd do this, because the stands would be empty on the women's night.
