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Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down old Big Sexy with what they consider the "worst rape of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of KWAB that Nash was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Nash doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Kevin means is that he has a 22 cm (8.7 inches) black cock up his ass, and that even if his opponent truly has an even bigger mandingo schlong, he will not walk away the victor because Nash is a sultry minx and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual black penises inside him, a type of crude DP used to bash porn whores
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most KWAB of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Gape" because it is said to be the cards that "Raped" Bill Hicuck, a famous victim, was holding when he was raped to death
>Nash is then implying that he has led a trail of black men who thought they could rape Big Sexy only to wind up satisfied in shady back alleys.
It's time to face the facts, that even while his son ballooned off his ass on enough booze to kill a bull, Kevin Nash could still take a more cerebral pounding than anyone else in the history of the business
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popped my ass
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>>20419545
like you do every night
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>>20419528
HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
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>>20419719
I wouldn't be a Nash fan if I didn't.
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>>20419528
Bitch Yeah
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>>20419528
You wanna play 21?
I've got 92
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>>20419528
that's not it brother
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Nash's face when Alabama Black Snake appears
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>>20421155
You just know
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>>20419528
inteResting
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>>20419528
Sup REAL, just because you're a janny doesn't give you free reign to spam the board with your autism. This thread is against board rules. You should know that since you're a janny who deletes threads that call you out. Do better, REAL.
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>>20422666
why did you capitalize the R, satan
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What is the adjective here
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>>20422892
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?
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>>20419528
Kek what a raped blackjack player
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>>20422805
u tell me
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KWAB
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>>20422892
>>20422958
Oh no...
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>>20422892
oh blimey
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>>20419528
Many people are saying this
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>>20424782
>When Nash thought he could get his revenge
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>>20424782
this real?
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>>20425214
'raid so
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>>20425214
Oh so you didnt know ?
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>>20419545
Hi Kev
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>>20424792
dear oh dear
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Rock, I just wanted to get your comments on the box office flop that was Joker 2-
>WHOA WHOA WHOA - KEVIN KELLEY - YOU WANT TO TALK TO THE ROCK ABOUT JOKER'S........ PIE!?!
>IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS
*AND MILLIONS*
>OF THE ROCKS UNRAPED FANS
>LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, INSTEAD OF THE ROCK'S UPCOMING TITLE MATCH WITH THE BIG RED RETARD KANE -- YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE SLUTTY CLOWN BITCH OF SLIME, ARTHUR FLECK?
>A MAN WHO MAKES THE TWO DOLLAR SLUT, STEPHANIE MCMAHON HELMSLEY, LOOK LIKE A NUN WHO SERVICES THE LORD ON SUNDAY?
>YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU UGLY HERMAPHRODITE, THAT YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE MAN WHO WITHOUT A SHADDA OF ADOUBT, CAN NOW FIT TRIPLE H'S BIG FAT NOSE UP HIS CANDY ASS WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO SHINE IT UP REAL NICE?
Well Rock I just thought-
>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE JOKER WAS RAPED
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>>20422892
>92

GOOD LORD!
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>>20422892
Look at the adjective, raped!
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gaped
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>>20429545
But how can you be sure?
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>KEVIN NASH IS A 36 YEAR OLD MAN, YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES



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