Venue: Marquee TheatreCity: Tempe, Arizona, USAVideo link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qKxZ2-JWW4Starts at 7 PM EST>2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack (c) vs. ??? and ??? for the JCW World Tag Team Championship >Nic Nemeth vs. Caleb Konley in a final fall tiebreaker match (third fall from last week)>The Green Phantom vs. Mosh Pit Mike>Luigi Primo vs. Forty Winks
>>20419895Shall not be watching this tranny clowns trash
>>20419895Whoop whoop!
>>20419895whoop whoop fuck ICE!
>>20420000OP here. Leave your politics at the door.
>>20420000Quads of truth
>>20419906Didn't ask :^)
>>20420000Ywnbaw
>>20420000Hope your ass gets deported
>>20420000based. fuck feds and fuck the fed WHOOP WHOOP
>>20419995whoop whoop kill all troons and deport all invaders!
>>20420000Checked and great post. I’m actually the OP and your political opinions are very welcome here
>>20420134No lies detected. He's the real Jugg-Anon.
>>20420000THAT PART
>>20420000lol go say it to their faces, you pussy, and wind up like pic related
Let’s go ninjas another Vinny ru joint I hope big Vito makes an appearance
>>20420146Dead because of her dumb dyke gf telling her to hit the gas topkek
Why come my Big Vito threads get reported, deleted and I get hit with a 3-dayer every single time?
>>20420140If you checked that fucker, you'd realize he's impersonating me. We're all here to have a good time. Keep your politics at the door and enjoy the show
>>20420000Much motherfuckin wicked clown love
>>20420193Jannies hate JCW posts. Seems only the weekly Lunacy general is safe.
>>20420193hes under investigation again
>>20420198human rights isn't political thoughbeit
>>20420199stop trying to stir up shit, juffalo
Beekeeper Mike?! KEK!
>>20420211he's over af
>>20420211Hopefully Mike sends the Brown Phantom back to the NWA. Phantom alreadu flubbing his promo.
Crowd is hot as fuck tonight I thought it was piped in at first, but it sounds legit
>>20420215nah phantom deserves better than that, NWA is trash right now.
At least that lasted more than a few seconds. That's a good sign. BRUH! Beekeeper Mike with a pocked full of bees for the win!
BEES! BEES! BEES!
Good fuck phantom go away lolI wanna pee on kid cadet
why does everyone hate green phantom here?
>>20420223Russo promised last week Green Shitter's ass would get sent to the NWA if he lost. Better happen.
hold on we got a Kerry Morton vs. EC3 match as well.
Fuck is wrong with that dudes nose?
time to wipe that shit off your faces
The Assault on May 21st will be a live broadcast. 8 PM EST on YouTube.
>>20420235Im a fan of green phantom, and im starting to wonder why russo is burying him so hard. I hope there is a valid storyline reason and it isnt just malicious.
>>20420277Green Phantom needs to get a real gimmick and stop stealing Gregory Helms gimmick. It's not that hard Moshpit Mike has 1000's of them. Plus he could also stands to get a clue.
our boy kerry is about to smack this fag around for the glory of the south
Jeeves is not actually over right?
EC3 has vacated the stage and now Jeeves is going to fight Kerry Morton.
>>20420304Kerry never looked that good.
>>20420294bro you have it backwards. green phantom has been doing this gimmick since 1999, the hurricane ripped HIM off. seriously, look it up. in 1999, shane helms was still in WCW and had not adopted the hurricane gimmick yet.
>>20420320what are you talking about? he looks that good right now!
>>20420327Interesting. Proof?
>>20420327actually that would be 2000. Also, Kerry Morton is the winner of that rematch.
>>20420338just check their wikipedias, its all right there. your mistake is understandable because the hurricane is much more well known but green phantom was doing it first. he's one of those indie guys who was always top notch but never really got an opportunity in the big leagues.
BLAST FROM MY ASS
>>20420351his wikipedia says that the green phantom was his first gimmick and he debuted in 1999, but even if i'm getting something wrong and it's 2000 that would still mean that phantom did it first.
>>20420354I see that. Too bad this is wrestling and Green Phantom is the Billy Graham to Shane Helms Hulk Hogan.
Hold on Choppa City is back?!
>>20420371you should check out some of his old CZW stuff before you dismiss him, that's what got him over with me.
thoughts on the ad for the Mayday on the Front Lines tour coming up in a few weeks?
I'm sorry but I can't take this whole "war on shitty promotions" thing seriously until they totally cut ties with GCW.
Luigi Primo vs. Forty Winks next.
ever since russo came around, JCW has become like 200% more italian lol. its literally like a scorcese movie at times but im not complaining because i love most of those movies.
>>20420403forty winks? this guy looks like lil poot in pajamas kek
HOLD ON WHAT?!
This sleepy nigga is kinda funny senpai
>>20420425luigi just wasnt meant to join the mafia i guess
Choppa City are definitely 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack's oppoents.
JCW World Tag Team Championship match next.
"WILLIE MACK AND 2 TUFF TONY GET YOUR BLACK ASS HERE" KEK!
>>20420464really good comedy match here
Oh shit here comes Willie Mack!
2 Tuff Tony with the save but now Choppa City's ganging up on Tony. HOLY SHIT! Tony with a suplex! A moonsault! And now a METEORITE FIST!
2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack retain.
its amazing to me that this old fat drunk guy never misses a moonsault
>>20420000holy based you Jugaloos are OK. I will watch your show.
Hold on what?! They stole the titles! Someone get security!
OH SHIT TONY AND WILLIE GOT MUGGED BY GHETTO COONS!
I find the imagery of 2 Tuff Tony touching someone's shoulder while pouring booze in their mouth undeniably religious.
someone's getting fired.
ok the thing with the italian necktie was great. good setup, good payoff.
what the fuck russo dont fire shane
Shane Mercer is here. Matt Cross has come out.
Shane Mercer and Matt Cross are going to be reinstated.
KEK russo giving out 50% pay raises just to shit on TKO
They're being put in a tag team called Future Endeavors. KEK!
notice that JCW still lets you throw things at the heels. theyd kick you out of a WWE or AEW show for that.
>50% pay rise
we need to start a petition to redo vamps retirement match
Vince was fighting back his smile
thoughts on that ad we just saw? Also, blast from the past time.
damn those might be the two fattest butterball niggas i ever did see
big back match
>Austin Creed on the list new day to JCW???
Nic Nemeth vs. Caleb Konley next. Main event time.
>>20420654lord i hope not. we dont need no bootie-o's around here
that rolling uppercut was easily the coolest thing ive ever seen konley do
Caleb Konley is your winner of tonight's main event.
oh damn they really did go full scorcese this time, dead body in the bag and all
>just be whatever culture you arebased ally Vito. fuck ice.
Sorry Jugga-bros. My GF showed up halfway into the show and wanted to get dicked down.
so glad there were no troons or gcw shitters on this show, this is how you do it right here. interesting characters and good stories, not dimeless activist slop
>>20420772>not dimeless activist slopPretty sure the Green Phantom is an Eco-terrorist.
>>20420785nah I don't think so, he's supposed to be a superhero and I don't think I've ever heard him say anything political one way or another
>>20420797Oh so you don't know?
>>20420805Robot Chicken made fun of Captain Planet's co-creator Ted Turner at one time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVzLzClY2E8
>>20420805lol i hated that cartoon as a kid. not that im against protecting the environment or anything, but that show was just boatloads of cringe
>>20420815Holy topical based!
Anyone watching the after show? The Ring Rat is going to be on and probably going to shake her ass and maybe even shit in a cup!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLiot9HjmcU
>>20420235It's a swerve because after all the vignettes we thought he would be winning everything, it got me intrigued
>>20420906ill watch just to see that lol
>>20419895This weeks Lunacy was great. No shitty womemes matches to shit up the card.
NWA Power beat TNA Impact
>>20421467Wrong thread retard.
Big Al is the prettiest wrestler on God's flat plane
>>20420906I watched it and I think Paige really is a ring rat
>>20421179Disagree, I want my weekly dose of Big Al
>>20421868Imagine the smell!
>>20420126These dudes look like domestic terrorists or a gang to meGet em Kash Patel
>>20420193Anti Italian American discrimination
>>20422658the trump administration clearly has no interest in going after juggalos and they are no longer officially considered a gang. that was just jeff sessions being senile and then smarter people corrected the fuckup.
Turns out this Forty Winks guy is a wrestler named Darin Corbin.
>>20423797He went over last night the crowd lost his shit, he is the next stone cold brother
>>20423797Who cares about the sleeping no-dimes guy. Where was the JCW Champion CoKane and his new side-chick HoKane? Did they already get 3 month ruled?
Brothers of Funstruction are my favorite part of these shows.
>>20425336What's so Fun about them?
