Imagine being scared of Phil lol
Tony doesn't have any background in fighting at all and phil has a failed ufc careerat the end of the day one is still a trained fighter and the other is a paki twink
>>20421790Tony is scared of nearly everything. Confrontation, his own shadow, women, sexual intercourse...
mfw
>>20421790You can tell Tony still loves and cares about him.
>>20421790Imagine not being terrified of a trained MMA fighter
>>20421790Youre not scared of this?
>rich wrestling promoter doesn't have his own personal muscle backing him 24/7
>>20421790Lmao CM tore into his entire wrestling league and he just sat there and asked for a doughnut
>>20421790He was scared for his life
>>20421829PVRE strikes
>>20421790The toy was malfunctioning, very triggering.
>>20421801Why did he get involved in professional wrestling then?
>>20422142I feel like CM Punk's career, particularly the Tony stuff, is just the logical end conclusion of what would happen if dorks like Dean Malenko or Bret Hart actually got anything they wanted. These guys are fundamentally spergs and bullies above all else. When they can't obtain power through the sheer art of being autistic about rolling around on the floor half-naked with other men, they turn bitter and start contriving crap about "The guys ruining the business." They effectively get out-bullied in the Big Bully League by guys like Hulk Hogan, and since they actually care about power dynamics (and not feeling like the weak men they are inside) more than anything else, it drives them insane. But then if you get a guy like Tony Khan who has less of a spine than a jellyfish, you see these dweebs in their most sincere form: the gluttonous chieftains of sad little fiefdoms, where everyone with talent has been chased off because this guy who cries more than a woman has, against all reasonable impulse, been given some degree of power.
>>20421790Tony Khan is a skinny necked twig-backed average Joe fan. He'd stand about as much chance as you: zero.
>>20422972if you wrote this without ai bravo to you
>>20422142It popped me when Punk said he's running a fucking business here, while Tony, the owner, sits there like a cuck
>>20422972Very well said.
>>20423003I don't think AI could write such crappy stream of consciousness, I'm just telling the impression I get from these guys obsessed with being "good in-ring workers." They all share this common personality thread, it's fucking annoying to see anyone praise it.
>>20423015Punk is by far the worst of those three in-ring.
>>20421790Didn't Punk attack wrestlers in the back? Probably scared he was gonna attacked.
>>20423031>DADDY, HELP ME, THE TOYS ARE ATTACKING ME
>>20423025I agree, but he still considers himself one of those guys. He idolized the two I mentioned specifically and that's what he strives to be, despite being one of the most lanky unathletic dudes I think I've seen.
>>20423040but enough about Sid.
>>20421790I mean, he has the temperament of a woman, and if you’re smaller than him, yea. You’d be a little worried
>>20423050Kek
