>Never the guy>Never drew a dime>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers>Never cut a memorable promo>Never put anyone over>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE"""""""">Shit taste in whiskey>Shit hairline>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>>20422063>>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s>>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10she also main evented WM36 N1, the 2020 covid mania - i don't have numbers but i'm pretty sure main eventing a wrestlemania with 0 attendance would make him a main eventer of the lowest drawing wrestlemania of the '20s as well
>>20422063+ to the pasta>Jannetty to his wife in his own podcast>Jannetty to his wife in the booking of AAA>Is called Mark McCoolAlso when any human watches wrestling for the first time and sees the under"Zombie with MMA gloves trying boxing"takerThey are gonna switch off and laugh at this shit
>always the guy>always drew a dime>always had a good match before 2006 and even then carried vastly inferior workers>always cut a memorable promo>always put anyone over>never a money-mark, loyal to Vince and the WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him>only wrestler to main-event a WrestleMania in 3 consecutive decades>iconic entrance>always comes out to a massive pop>never a self-mark, barely ever in the main title picture because he was was such a big deal that he didn't need to be>the best member of The Brothers of Destruction>the best member of The Ministry>the best member of The Corporate Ministry>biker cosplay was based>MMA cosplay was based>best pure striker in the WWE>best taste in whiskey>chad hairline>biggest significant achievement was intentionally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak to help draw even more dimes to Wrestlemania
>>20422063Then Why'd he have the best match in Wrestlemania history? Checkmate
>>20422063KWAUAMFBN
Why did you remove >Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he ishttps://archived.moe/asp/search/text/voted%20hillary%20spineless/
>>20422063
>Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst draw I know. You constantly refused to put over your promoter's heavyweight champions. The man pays for your Jack and rescued you from WCW, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you botch all over his ring. And you're such a sponge. You sell nothing. You always say, "Mmmm, I'll return the job later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this bad ass who loves America when all you do is matches for Saudi dictators. Yeah, I work Crown Jewel shows as well but at least I'm honest about it. I don't drone on about Benghazi and how Hillary Clinton has the blood of Americans soldiers on her hands. She doesn't! Their death was totally unavoidable! God, you're cringe! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great attraction to casual fans, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Lebron James wouldn't leave his dressing room to see you. He wouldn't have wanted the stink of irrelevancy washing over him. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook Attitude Era agenda, how Fred Durst is a fantastic musician, how the BSK helped bring the WWF back to power, how you gotta pay your dues to the boys in the back. Well, what have you done to pay dues? I worked as an undercarder for five years before I got a push, never saw you down there! You wanna help? PUT OVER KANE! And by the way, driving a Harley doesn't make you an NFL star! Oh, wait! You don't believe in the NFL or any other football league for that matter, because "the XFL is for bad asses!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed tanked the WrestleMania buyrates three times, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a champion! How's those tarps we always see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Take. You're just a big, sad, boomer bore. [sighs] Well, see ya, Take! Thanks for the fucking Jack.
>>20422063>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workersI don't even especially like Taker but this shit is just retarded. He had loads of great matches well before that and then carried shitters like Edge and Batista to the best singles matches of their careers.
>>20422122No
>>20422143voting Trump is a self-own post 2024
>>20422063>got raped by KANE live on air in the PG era
>>20422237Is he wearing lifts what an insecure bitch
>>20422063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_Mj2u0DQMhow did anyone ever think this old shitter was cool?
Come again op
>Never had a good match before 2006
>>20423302That was Shawn having a match with himself and Kane with a run-in
>>20423302>gimmick match>had one of the greatest performers of all time bumping for him (HBK)>the match itself is overshadowed by the debut of KaneNope.
>>20423287I can't believe this lazy, dimeless ragebait actually got to me.
>>20423283RESTINPEEEEEACENOOOOM
