Jacob Fatu kicks off SmackDownDamian Priest vs. Talla TongaTiffany Stratton (c) vs. Kiana James for the Women’s United States ChampionshipRhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss vs. Fatal InfluenceTrick Williams hosts a funeral for the Gingerbread ManGunther addresses his sneak attack on WWE Champion Cody Rhodes
>>20425839WE'LL MISS YOU GOAT
Rare funny comedy segment
My dick hurts.
nice 'wrestling' show
>>20425839RIP GBM
too bad Tiffy has bolt-ons otherwise her tits might have fallen out
>>20425848I hope Trick or Yachty shows up and Zayn spears him into the casket and everyone freaks out.
>gingerbread man gets more of an acknowledgement than Ted Turner
RIP Gingy ;_;7https://youtu.be/VA2IkrxweKA?si=S7Sfv7n6oiGJQW2A
>>20425848i shoot laugh kek
>many writers were against the Gingerbread Man segments calling it "archaic and hokey"the writers don't know good entertainment
>tfw you could be main eventing Wembly stadium with AEWYou get what you fuckinf deserve you fucking traitorous worm Sami.
>>20425857Spontaneous casket match.
why they gotta show thicc Tiff after that match
>>20425856You've never seen them b4 implants then. They were legit awful fried egg A cups.
>>20425855He was a real one
>NOOOOOOOOOO we hate comedy in wrestlingwhy are smarks like this now?
>last week>gingerbread man is the stupidest fucking shit ever>this week>ted turner dies, therre's a funeral for Gingerbread ManVince is backVince knew about turner in advanceCan we get the divas on their hands and knees crying and barking like dogs again? That was based
Is she the biggest flop in years? The only other person I can think of is Jeff Cobb
>>20425872smarks would praise this if it happened in AEW
>>20425848>he wouldn't want you to cry Got a kek out of me. Based Truth.
Sami is going to "Katie Vick" Gingerbread man
>>20425873>last week>gingerbread man is the stupidest fucking shit everFILTERED
>>20425864>archaic>the writers don't know good entertainmentor vocabulary
>>20425875They should fire her and pay Kairi instead
>>20425860>>20425864They should literally turn the GBM eulogy into a shoot eulogy of Ted Turner.
>>20425839I don't get it. Are they saying that Ted Turner was the gingerbread man?
>>20425875They haven’t tossed her into the AWO yet so there’s still hope
I want them to go so overboard with the Gingerbread man stuff. I want people CRYING
They're only having a funeral for GBM so he wpn't sign with AEW. Disgusting. Dronies will defend this.
Whenever I see picture in picture ads I get excited because it leads me to believe something big is going to happen in the episode and they are cramming for time. I sound like a pathetic little Ecattle slave saying that but alas
JACY JAYYYYYNNEEEEEEIS A FAKE ASS BITCH
>>20425876that port
>yfw the Gingerbread funereal ends with him coming out of the casket like the Undertaker
>Jacy segment sponsored by a bankHeh...
Cathy's dress is terrible.
>>20425880It's trick and the other negro that's boring as fuck to meAlso I was like 8 pints deep on beer
My son is crying over Gingerbread man. I had to tell him he's just going to a farm.
>>20425900True but she’s still the hottest there.
>>20425898*run run as fast as you can* echoes in the distance
Alexa Bliss grew up in the same neighborhood as me
>>20425900mad that she mogged the wrestling talent? (again)Side note: why does Rhea talk like she's doing video game voice over?
Are we deadass with the Gingerbread man story?
Someone post the webm of Trick Willy being told the Gingerbread Man didn't make it
>>20425900I think she looks like a very classy rug
>>20425905>>20425898Bread Man walkingYOU'VE DONE IT NOW
Alexa will be such a great Mommy
>>20425904Easily today, but prime Lexi is probably better, prime Rhea was also very cute
Jacy looks like she enjoys giving rimjob/handjob combos
WEPA UP
Alexa should have been cut with the Wyatt Shits
This is the only thing i hate about wwe. The women on the roster being about 40
>>20425906I miss Shane. hope his legs are ok.
Wow that was bad acting. Bliss trying her best since her return.
So many good AI fakes with Cathy
Where's nakamura and ilja and melo?
whats this gingerbread man shit? I don't watch Smack much
>>20425900Its actually a nice dress but if she's on the screen I want to see her titties
Guys please I’ve had an orange tree in my backyard for 12 years but I don’t know what the oranges are for! HELP!!!!!
Charles or Alexa are turning tomorrow
Bros, im at the show, this crowd is litty! Best seat in the house!
Remind me again why Rhea is involved in that story again, and not her own story with Iyo?
What is this ass Talla theme
>>20425935into men?
ALL RISE FOR THE BATHROOM
>>20425911
Wait. Their last name is just the island they are from?
I seriously don't know how this guy didn't get fired with Cobb and Tanga Loa.
ALL RISE FOR THE SNACKBAR
Solo "Turtleneck" Sikoa
>>20425948Boys 2 Men
>>20425954He tall(a)
>>20425952kek
>>20425952I didn't know Trick Willy could do comedy
>>20425941they had to fire two MFTs to come up with this banger
thought this nigga get sacked
Is talla tonga seriously from the island of tonga? lmao, who comes up with this shit
>>204259541. He's tall.2. He's just barely better than Loa.3. He's not a fossil like Cobb.
>>20425927Just silly comedy filler since Danhausen can’t do everything himself.
>>20425954wait cobb and tanga got let go? i mustve missed their names on the list of releases
>>20425939She got drafted to Smackdown in the middle of that story. Plus now that Kairi's gone they've pivoted to making the feud strictly Iyo vs. Asuka
>>20425928I do want them to wear sexy outfits again. They used to and they should again. MMA and boxing have ring girls. Stop trying to neuter men’s entertainment like what the fuck.
Miss me yet, marks?
>>20425954Hikuleo was pretty decent in njpw. did they only fire loa and not Tama Tonga? messed up.
talal tonga
Great, another coconut
>>20425971Gotta keep the taller Tonga. Not the lower Tonga.
>>20425979Tama's still there
WWE use and abuses black bodies such as Kiana James
>the Gingerbread man funeral is the main event
>>20425979I'm pretty sure Camacho was just a courtesy hire to get Tama. He barely wrestled and it was a mess when he did
Boy I can't wait to shove that Bundy figure up my ass.
>>20425994He is the biggest draw so it makes sense
>>20425993Kek
BahahahahahaaJust saw this on FacebookHahahaha
>>20425988>yeah we know your brothers, but your brother sucks he has to gokwab
>>20425997be sure to take pics and post them on /pw/
HAHA IT'S WEPA TIME!!
I’m a big fan of Taller Tongan.
ALL RISE FOR THE PHONE SCROLL
ALL RISE FOR YOUR COCK SUCKED
>>20425994>>20425999Reddit loves the gingerbread man gimmick so you should go back
crowd is finna dead for this shitterhow the fuck is he still hired
>>20426006I really like this image.
>>20426009Wepa
Charlotte is so hot.
ALL RISE FOR MIKE SANTANA
Oh sweet. Doom music.
>>20426018Priest absolutely took a pay cut
>>20426017I'll stay here methinks
>>20426018hes one of Hunters favorites
So, Solo doesn’t have the MFTs anymore? What’s he gonna do from now on then?
My boyfriend keeps talking about how hot Damian is and it's pissing me the fuck off
I dunno man I think your 7' monster heel that takes out everyone in the ring could have better presentation than just being a coconut in a t-shirt
>>20426014You should see his cousin, E'even Taller Tonga
Solo is the funniest man in wrestling
less matches more gbm
Literally the only good thing about MFT slop is getting new Solo reaction images
Based. I weigh the same as Priest
Did Tama break away from Solo yet or are they still "planting the seeds" on that
>>20426047and don't forget, Tallest Tonga
priest is shoot the worst world champion of all time
>270 lbs PriestLMAO that's a really bad overexaggeration. I'd give him 230 at best.
>>20426057Its a tease uhh its what we uhh do
>>20426056how tall are you though?
Imagine how much cooler this guy would have been if they had just called him Giga Nigga
Jesus Christ it’s quiet.
>>20426050This.
I'm jerking off to this match rn.
Guys i fear for the next 5 years of wwe. Nxt looks so dimeless right now outside of the hot women
Priest is actually pretty good. I don't care what you guys say
>>20426069>Jesus Christ it’s quiet.Jacksonville is AEW territory BITCHTony has some saboteurs in the audience btw ;)
Priest fat confused and insecure. Talla fat young and insecure.
>>20426073That fat lesbian guy will be dimes
priest has let himself gohe got a bit pudgy
>>20426074He needs to go back to being a douchebag raving vampire. This wepa is antidimes.
>>20426073>hot womenOutside of Kendall, Tatum, Wren and maybe Kelani, who's left that is hot?
[Shocking News] the only Matt Cardona fan in history has been found
I thought all the coconuts but tallest tonga got fired
Yeyeyeyeyeye
>>20426081Damian Feast
>>20426081Logan Paul is the most /fit/ man in WWE
I thought he got fired
>>20426081Nigga used to be 330+. He's fine.
>>20426074He's a guy I want to like. He's got the look, and I like his shtick. He's just boring.
>>20426094No just his brother who slipped off the announce table a couple weeks ago
chatgpt forgot that tama tonga was turning face
THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME!
Damien Priest carried Hikuleo
>>20426092Fitness is important for physical activity
Does Hikuleo deserve a job more than Shanky
>>20426088That's the tall one.
>>20426086thats 4 women bro
>>20426109Yes
Cook up how to help these tall guys. That match was ass but I’d rather them get better than watch midgets at all.
>>20426039have you thought about murdering all faggots? you can save yourself for last.
Seriously though, how do you keep working for a guy that fired your brother that you won multiple titles with?
Oba looking a bit different today
BASEDHAUSEN
>>20426087cardona held 6 titles ??
>>20426065>Gunter/Seth at WM>Finn/Dom at WM>Jacob/Roman at BacklashApologize
>Royce is dimeless, what do we do to improve his appeal to fans?>Shackle him to Priest, obviously.
>Danhausen's secret partner is Jelly Roll
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
>Royce Keys, R-Truth and Damian Priest vs MFTS >Night of champions
>heresy swiss vs snickers faction
>>20426114Which is down from 15 a couple of years ago.
*GIGA POP*
was this the first bump danhausen has taken in wwe?
>>20426121>Internet champion 6 times
Please not Jelly Roll...
>Danhausen’s secret partner is repackaged vampire “‘muscle” Priest
>>20426129whos the 15?
>>20426124his mystery partner is Count Chocula
This dude took a paycut
>>20426105God I wish Britt baker ripped all his teeth out
Backlash
>>20426135Fuck off.
>popa shango reference kek
>>20426121>NYWC Heavyweight Championship, AIW Absolute Championship, AIW Intense Championship, NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship, IMPACT Digital Media Championship, and the Internet Championship.
KEK
>Dimeshausen makes airplane noises as he runs away
I like that Danhausen references Papa Shango
>forces people to do what he wants or he makes their lives a living hell by cursing themthis dude is considered a babyface.
NYYOOORM
The only option is Chez and Jelly Roll
Nyoooooom
>>20426140What? You said 15 is that not true then
Why did it look so dark in his office?
>Gooners Heyman wish was to go to SmackThis dude retired John Cena?
>>20426149People have turned down Danhausen in the past.Being a dick is what gets you cursed.
Why are they even playing this like it is a story. They already revealed his partner.
>>20426127night of browns.
Felt cute might delete later (:
>>20426073they should scout d3 and d2 schools. there's always hot athletes.
I remember when Danhausen won the GCW championship by hitting someone with a purse but Cardona was GM that night and restarted the match
I'm not american so is that guy funny since it's clearly going to be him
It’s gonna be Phil guys
>>20426165fuck off adam schiff
>>20426143toy belts kek
>>20426086forgetting nikkita just proves that PAWGs are the most oppressed race
SummerSlam better be WrestleMania level this year I’m sick of them talking about it just actually fucking do it this is wrestling go over the top with it cunts!
>>20426165he looks like hes in the process of shi ttin hhimself
>>20426165ayy lmao
>>20426146idk if wrestling is big enough to get the "girlies" to buy kit wilson merchat least it's quite different from the rest of the shirts wwe makes
>We’ll Be Right Back bumperNia is not that fat anymore Trips
>>20426174But Wrestlemania was pretty ass this year, there hasn't been a great ppv since they started sucking ESPN cock
>>20426161Literal redditt mentality>it's ok when we do it!
Enjoying the show?
Danhausen blocked me :(
>>20426182
>>20426174It better be after they stole 2025 wrestlemania from Minneapolis. This was our consolation prize.
>>20426172The NWA title is a toy belt?
AND YOU WANT ME TO HATE AI
Fuck you Ted Turner lmao
is the Gingerbread man longterm story based or cringe?
>>20426189buy a tshirt mark
>>20426182Mark Henry just did an interview saying that Brock Lesnar took 2 hours to mentor Mark's daughter to help her wrestling and it meant so much to him that he started crying
>AIErm yikes
based hulkamaniac
HOLY SHIT THE LORE GOES DEEP
Kek based big dimes GBM
GOONTAH ON SMACK
>chaingang gingerbreadmanai is so funny
>>20426186Logan Paul is getting pretty yoked man
>>20426195Considering the eternal cockroach known as TNA outgrew it 20 years ago, yeah, it's a toy belt.
no wonder wwe was pushing this guy, he was old as fuck if he was an adult during wm 3
BASED GUNTHER
oh look it's the redditbread man
BASED
they actually gonna give Gunther the belt or is he just filler till Randy comes back?
ALDIS FUMBLEDPEARCE WINS
gunther is so dimeless
Why would Gunther ask Paul Heyman to get him sent to Smackdown and then not sign the contract?
gunther is a professional he’s not down with nick aldis’ clown circus
>Cody
I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME
ADRENALINE, IN MY SOULGUILE IS PLAYED BY CODY RHODESIM THE KIND OF GUY WHO LIKES TO WORK FROM HOMEWOAHHAHHOOOOOO
Smacklads, how do we cope?
>>20426213Billy Corrigan is turning in his grave. you can't say that.
>>20426218they have to give gunther the belt, they can’t geek him out for cawdy like they did randy, they’ve invested so much into him lately
He should mention his time as EVP
>>20426208>Chan gangsubtle shout out to /pw/
ALDIS FUMBLED>ALDIS FUMBLEDALDIS FUMBLED>ALDIS FUMBLED
Where did Randy Orton go?
>>20426225He’s not but they have kinda fumbled his character.
>self proclaimed QB1Cody is so cringe
JEJEJEJE
>Danhausen's partner will be Sting>Cena announces that Tony bought the WWE from TKO>Wrestling enters a new golden age briefly before everyone gets sent home for being mean to Tony>They all continue to be paid until they are 70 and retire
Duval fucking sucks
>>20426226He got upset.
>Roman wins the RAW title>Gunther can't exist without a title and he can't win vs Roman so he gets sent to Smackdownkek Triple K is cooking with shit
heyman already dumping the vision kek
>>20426214BASED GBM>>20426196wwe is slop, so in these cases it works. if you were at an opera or symphony then it would not be the same.
>>20426243Injured his back again. Its why they basically sped through all of the McAffee story in one match, did the punt and had Randy close out night one with the belt.
the jew comes out to trick a black man into an unfavourable positionwhat did wwe mean by this
>>20426254cooking with ice
I shoot love cody rhodes
Cody has the best merch in all of WWE by FAR.
>>20426250
nice fans
hate this fucking chant more than "What?"
>>20426267Pussey
Aew superstar Cody Rhodes is still popular in Jacksonville
Is the gingerbread shit really the main event
USA USA USA USA USA
>>20426228What faggot ass chatroom is this.>noooo you can't say the nigger word!
>>20426274mute it as soon as i hear it
is this nigga raheem rhodes really wearing j1 mids insteads of highs?why is he so embarrased about being a black man baka
>>20426281yes
>based yanks being racist because their country is dying
>>20426281it better be because im tuning out afterwards
Yeah, take that, Italy ya fuckin' mooks!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
I miss them so much
FUCK ITALY
>Clash ItalyAre they still doing that gimmick where if I give them $10K I can make pasta with Giulia?
>>20426292>Loving your country is racist Leftist retard
Cody is literally carrying wwe on his back
>>20426298
>>20426298Holy based.
>>20426281fuck you, you snivelling little rat.
YOUR GOLD IS MINE
>cody doesn't watch RawBased
is he just gonna gloss over bron/seth/the vision
Get Gunther a Japanese ref and he'll get all the Axis advantage he'll get
is heyman more bald today?
NEXT>>20426314>>20426314>>20426314>>20426314
>>20426303That's how cucked euro's are. they're not even allowed to like THEMSELVES under threat of being.... god forbid... >racist
>>20426316Incel
cody is so awful
oh they might actually give Gunther the belt
>I have the high groundWhat a nerd
>>20426248Ok, Big Dog
real thread?
Migrate>>20426351>>20426351>>20426351
>>20426319but enough about what your parents think about you
