Jacob Fatu kicks off SmackDownDamian Priest vs. Talla TongaTiffany Stratton (c) vs. Kiana James for the Women’s United States ChampionshipRhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss vs. Fatal InfluenceTrick Williams hosts a funeral for the Gingerbread ManGunther addresses his sneak attack on WWE Champion Cody Rhodes
Johnhausen is a lock
:(
Trick looks like he's been crying. Taking this pretty hard :(
Never seen trick wearing a different color outfit
slide for ya dead homie trick
Trick...
Posted this in last thread but threadbitch made a new one>History making newsThere's no way that it's just going to be club WWE shit right?They wouldnt hype it up this much just for that......right..?
RIP King o7
WTF are we doing here, man?
This was literally at the start of the yearhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1NmHNDLagY
Threadly reminder Jacy Jannetty confirmed on this episode of smackdown.
If these blacks start sangin I’m gonna scream
Tess is taking it well but you can hear his voice cracking
>Entire segement is literally just to put over a bunch of negrosTKO supports Black Lives Matters
This is the dumbest thing I ever seen in my entire life
I'm literally crying and pissing and shitting my pants right now because of this funeral :(
>5 threadsOOOOOOH SMACKCHADS WE ARE BAAAAAACK
>>20427365Based gingy working the smarks from beyond the grave
trick gon get headtap like wooski on dat funeral
>Trick is wearing a black coat Lmao nice touch. This entire feud had been excellently done.
>>20427376Turn your monitor on
How come the Muffin Man didn't show up?
shades of Mitch the potted plant
>>20427332Could work, she isn't doing another other than hanging with the Vanity Project in NXT
>>20427338Will Roman's acknowledge the passing of the Gingerbread Man?
>>20427376Monitor off again, son?
>>20427363it totally isi don't see cena going back for a match and he's one of the few people who can tell TKO to piss off if they pitch something that he wouldn't like so i really believe it's something promotional like club wwe thingy
>>20427384They've been doing a shocking good job with Trick
>>20427388slurp it in man
trick you're not supposed to wear white at a funeral
Ginghausen HOLY SHIT DIMES
>>20427368Nobody fucking cares about NXTslop womeme bullshit bro, shut up
>>20427376Doesn't even scratch the top 25 of the most retarded shit WWE has done
>>20427391Roman already ate his left hand
Someone's getting put in that coffin, right?
>>20427398he's actually wearing black for the first time lol
Carmelo jannetied again
If this wasn't for another 'we wuz kangs' segment, it might have been based>>20427396>be racist against White people>mhmm yeah, I iz>yeah yeah yeah I iz>mhmm I izWow, amazing. A broken buck acts like a broken buck and he is 'over'
So Ted Turner only gets a 5 second picture at the start of Smackdown, and the Gingerbread Man gets 10 minutes?Are you serious?
>>20427375black fed, nigga
>>20427403where is the egg?
>>20427411Should have been 0 second for the man that tried to kill WWE. I spit on Ted Turner.
>>20427403Sheamus' mask was dimes as fuck though
>>20427411Its what Ted would have wanted
>>20427411Be grateful he got anything Cleetus
>>20427413>niggaSir, you're a 50 year old White man pretending to be a negroWhy do you exist in this reality other than to make my life superior compared to yours?
>>20427411Ted was a competitor he's lucky he got the 5 seconds
>>20427411
Trick vs Sami has unironically been the Feud of the Year and I hate sami
>>20427411When was Ted Turner ever in WWE?
Who the fuck is Kofi Jr in the choir?
>>20427411what? you wanted them to hold the funeral service on smackdown? Ted was never a part of WWE
WHIP THAT NIG
>>20427390It's happening
>>20427419Why? Vince killed it himself anyway.
>>20427410white men are built to be eunuchs of BLACK KANGZ
These choir niggas finna gonna sang some gospel all hootin n hollerin tears rollin down they eyez nigga
Is this the first time a babyface has ever done a funeral segment?
MOURN THAT GINGE
Where's Lil Yachty?
REST IN POWER
Was Charlotte always this good in the ring?
>trick coming out in all black and drinking in griefkino
>FRANKENHAUSEN
>the seriousness of the commentatorsOkay fuck it I'm a laffin
>watermelon and purple drank
>>20427445Sami killed him
HE POURED OUT THE MILK
Pour one out for my homie gingy
>pouring milkbut milk would dissolve him...
NOOOO TRICK DONT DRINK THAT MILK! YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
>>20427376Stop crying faggot
>>20427448>but its milk>this is for all my cookie friends than aint here....
poured out the milk for GBM
>>20427436She looks genuinely retarded, like those people they used in circuses in the 1900s.
>the gingerbread man has X eyespopped me ngl
>Pouring Milk out for his dead homie :(
>open casketYOU MONSTERS
KINO
Pour one out for the dead homie RIP In Peace
>>20427406>GONGMMMMMM BREADMAN WALKING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's right, pour one out
IF YOU MANS GET KILT GRAB A GLOCK GET YO GET BACK
REMEMBA
>He was our simple carbohydratesAbsolutely chortling right now
Kek
This is some 2019 shit
This is the worst choir ever.
LMAOOOOOOO HE'S SINGING
Lemon Peppa Steppa
Raw could never match this
KEK
this shit over with me mans
black culture is so weird
F
PURE KINOOOOOOOOOO
that's kevin owens in the casket
>Barrett dying from laughter in the backgroundHAHAHA
TOPKEK
You were my perfect friend right there until the end I'm forever missin' you until we meet again
This choir blows
Vince is back bros. He's just got to be.
>tribute packageLmao based
what am i watching dude
trick is so based
Kino
This is a fucking 2.0 segment kek
>nothing but a negro worship segement>literally does 'muh dick' every 3 seconds>solely to be racist against White peopleYup, we are on an American television showI AM SPORTS ENTERTAINED AND RACIST FREE!!!!
>>20427482They should have went all out and got a whole ass choir
HOLD ME BROS
>VINCE WAS SPOTTED IN GORILLAHOLY FUCK
that stripper, my sides
VINCIAN
>artemis missionWait, THEY really are in the moon?
>no pop for the stripclub picturethis shit is so over.
What the fuck
>Strip club called Milk & CookiesKek
>>20427513>sami>white
AI slop
kino
Straight up SLOP from an ASS
;_; RIP
GBM at the strip club was kino kek
Gingy was on top of Everest before Darby
>Milk & CookiesFucking kek
Vince would be so proud of this segment bros
i turned on dark mode in respect of the passing of Gingerbread. RIP Gingy.
That legit made me cry
HUGE POP
AI unironically has improved wwe.That segment was hilarious
>>20427501They trained an AI using only the best Vince segments. There's no other way.
HHH FIREDVINCE IS BACK BABY
Sami now is NOT the time
>>20427513black streamers draw more than wh*tes deal with it faggot
FUCK OFF SAMI
>>20427529that is what makes it funnier, the deliberate low effort
So that report about HHH using AI to write the shows is confirmed.
GIGAPOP
>>20427528>implying the segment is about SamiIt's about explaining to White Americans that they are no longer considered people to TKO
chatgpt cooked here
this seals it, trick is the next rock
WHAT THE FUCK SAMI THIS IS A FUNERAL
Gonna go call mum
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>This shit is ridiculous!I don't know what you're talking about, Sami.
FIRE SAMI NOW
why trick blinked twice to the camera?
Bro is losing it
This would have been a lot better if the one getting driven nuts is KO not Sami
>>20427552>It's about explaining to White Americans that they are no longer considered people to TKOlmao
KILL THIS KILLER
PLOT TWIST: this whole angle is a schizophrenic hallucination in Sam's mind
sami pulling up like king von n oblock
This is the most entertaining wrestling I've seen in weeks
>prestige>tvpick one, unc
>>20427552IT'S A GINGERBREAD MASCOT BECAUSE SAMI IS A GINGER IT WAS A WAY TO MOCK SAMI YOU RETARDED MONGOLOID
Boogeyman being danhousens partner would be unbelievably kino
>>20427569that port
RIP Ted Turner
>Clempus>>20427403Where's Rowan's spider?
CHOIR BTFO
>>20427567>schizo KO got absorbed by Samikino
OAK
>>20427574It will be Jericho.
Sami is going full schizo
HOLY FUCKING CINEMA BATMAN
>>20427569Non-wrestling segment of 2026
SOLID OAK
Sami: FUCK THAT
THIS IS WRESTLINGTHIS IS WRESTLINGTHIS IS WRESTLING
>Trick maybe you didn't realize something, but you're blackSami shooting
OAK!!!
Trick really got in his head
jevon getting brutally jannettied here
REAL OAK cry me a river
>>20427569dat pot
Lennon is on sale again?
BOOOOOOOOOOO
This has gone meta
>>20427567This whole thing is a frank grimes breakdownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkS8jgTYfZg
Trick wearing Calin Kliens yum
>>20427596kek
Just notices the X'd out eyes LMAO
>it literally is sagging it's pants to show its underwearYou cannot make this shit upWWE is fully fucking negro wrestling now
Best go-home episode since 2024
>Trick trying to have a funeral>Sami making it about himselfwhat is Samis fucking problem?
>>20427608
>trick you trying to get in my head, well im gonna give it to ya.Sami gonna give him head?
>>20427552Nice, I hope TKO go to hell
>>20427609it's our promotion now
>>20427608KEK
HES ALIVE
HOLY DHIT
HOLY SHIT
GONG
didn't roman scream "YOU THINK THIS A GAME THIS IS MY LIFE" too?
IT'S A MIRACLE
LIL SHIPPY
BIGGEST POP OF THE YEAR!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMBREADMAN WALKING
I legitimately yelled out "WHAT" I feel like a fucking idiot kek
>>20427609you'll keep watching every week timothy
>using a corpse like thatEVIL FUCKING YATEEE
HUGE POO
>>20427634Popped me good
I can't believe that Lil'Yachti skinned Gingerman's corpse and make a gingersuit out of him!
>Vince Kino segment
10/10 outro
THIS IS AWESOME>THIS IS AWESOMETHIS IS AWESOME>THIS IS AWESOME
Oh no! Who could have seen that coming?
Trick is the future of the WWE
Woulda been better if it wasnt lil boti in the ginerbread suit
FIGHT FOR EVER>FIGHT FOR EVERFIGHT FOR EVER>FIGHT FOR EVERFIGHT FOR EVER>FIGHT FOR EVERFIGHT FOR EVER>FIGHT FOR EVER
All-timer segment
kino/10
Okay, that’s it. I’m done. Last time I ever watch this show.
>>20427612For real thoughWhich one are you referencing to be precise?
I for one stand with TKO, WWE and the board when I PROUDLY STATE: BLACK LIVES MATTERS FUCK WHITE LIVESThat's the goal here, right? Literally negro wrestling only, fuck any White people?
this is a 2021 vince segment (compliment)
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>20427634KEK MEGA POP from me
MMMMM MORE YUMMY WUMMY CELEBS! I FUCKING LOVE WWE!!!!!
Best slopdown has been for a while
it would've been better if GBM remained masked
>I have to watch two and a half men nowfuck you hunter
I hate to say it bros but Lil Boat is a good worker
I'm never watching this shit again.I'll see you lads tomorrow night.
I gonna need to see all of that a second time just to make sure it was real
>>20427659Kek What A Whooped Trick
spics are malding
KINO BREAD MAN
vinceian kino
Kek gayWWE is destroying itself for usWe dont even have to do anythingWe fucking won
>>20427659See you next week
>>20427659See ya next week
>>20427666based. I hope we get the rizzler next
>>20427662Gunther and Cody are wrestling for the WWE titleThe feud previous to that was Cody vs OrtonSmackdown has always been for the "urban" audience, the name of the show is literally ebonics.
>>20427673Lmfao this part. That was some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen but they committed to it the perfect amount that it worked
>>20427659Enjoy the show.
10/10 segment, no notes
>>20427650What I thought was going to happen was that Samy would throw the casket on the floor to solidify his heel status.
>>20427662you really, really, really need to get laid. And I'm not talking about the homosexual sex you usually stoop to, because you and your diseased, faggot friends have no standards. I mean you need to find some kind of way to trick a woman into having sexual intercourse with you, because this behavior is not normal.
>>20427662Bro I'm a chud too but why are you spazzing out
if you thought anything about that was “bad” you need to be on zoloft absolute monster pop for yachty in the gingertaker suit
Ezekiel should have been in the choir
>>20427692I popped the hardest when Sami said the choir was off-key
>>20427677Mexican hereAAA is betterI thought it was Carmelo about to spank both of these two dimeless niggas
>>20427707>broPost hand, sar
>>20427659
>>20427677imagine not having netflix oof
>>20427722Why is WWE so much better than AEW? It's because it doesn't take itself so seriously.
>>20427708More literally whos celebrities just what this WRESTLING federation needed! Yippee!
WHEN YOU SMILETHE WHOLE WORLD SMILES AT YOU
>>20427708How did Boat manage to succeed where Travis Scott failed?
>>20427722RIP Ted Turner
>>20427738Lil boaty is willing to take bumps
>>20427732ur a faget
>>20427722popped me
>>20427738boaty actually likes wrestling and didn't just watch it for a year when he was 10
>>20427692>>20427713>sprinkling bits of the segment throughout the show>revealing the choir as intentional>the x eyes>the extremely obvious foreshadowing of him getting back up that's entirely frontloaded so you forget about itNice change of pace from the Brazzers cinematography that were used to
>>20427748Said the braindead piggy
>>20427729there is nothing wrong with a show taking itself seriously. AEW's problem is that they're the equivalent to the nerdy kid at school who sees himself as a serious tough guy, obsessed with shit like katanas, and nunchucks, but in any real fight he would end up with that shit stuck straight up his ass.
>>20427722generational screenshot
>SmackdownDid they name the show after what happened to their wages or something?
>>20427781dave meltzer confirmed nobody on Smackdown took a pay cut
>>20427786>dave meltzer confirmed nobody on Smackdown took a pay cut>dave meltzer confirmedSo, what you're saying is that everyone on Smackdown took a pay cut?
>>20427787it was also confirmed on the podcast
>>20427791Media damage control lmao.
>>20427799the podcast
>>20427786>david meltzer confirmed that Raw is the pay cut wagie cuck showlmao, what did he mean by this?
>>20427805dave meltzer confirmed nobody on Raw took a pay cut
>>20427386The Muffin Man?
>>20427816>"The pay cut is a myth, Edrones!"lmao.
>>20427819it was also confirmed on the podcast
>>20427818The Muffin Man.
>>20427822>"Top stars took pay cuts.">"The New Day left because they refused a pay cut.">"Also, there were no pay cuts."The absolute fucking state of these gaslighting retards lmao.
>>20427831the podcast
>>20427833THE podcast? Damn. They never lie on THE PODCAST.
>>20427824The one from Parts Unknown?
>>20427841>The one from Parts Unknown?So, you do know the Muffin Man.
>>20427851Maybe on Planet Retard
The plotline for Gunther vs. Cody is that Gunther retires people. Gunther will take the belt, but Cody will chase, and get it back, and prove he's not going anywhere.
>>20427513Imagine being this insecure about being ginger - which you obviously are
