Hook is Danhausen's mystery partner. You heard it here first.
>>20427964A Danhausen/Nakamura team could work really well. Danhausen gets the crap beaten out of him, Nakamura hot tags in and slaughters people. It's a more heel lean that let's Danhausen be more aggressive in promos with a minion to hide behind.I'll put it in Simpsons terms since Danhausen likes Simpsons. Danhausen is Mr. Burns, Nakamura is Smithers.
>>20427964it is obviously going to be Joe Hendry.
>>20428157>it is obviously going to be Joe Hendry.Painted up like Danhausen
>>20427964that would be awesome, but Ted Dibiase wasn't the guy on the phone and Hook isn't going to be there, it's wwe
>>20427964The clone is John Cena, but he will continue telling everyone he's retired and insist it isn't. Everyone but R-Truth and the Miz will act like it isn't either. Eventually, Kit turns on Miz for being toxic, because it is clearly not John Cena (he is retired.)
It's unironically Booker T.
>>20428292Booker T. can barely walk at this point.
im going to tell my kids this was the finger poke of doom
>>20427964Samoa Joe said he hooked HOOK up with his agent and now he's gonna be a Hollywood megastar.
It's Cold Steve
>>20428323>El-i-ot....
