>Two pre-show matches>3 matches you pay to see>One of them is a 4 minute comedy match with Jelly Rolllmao I'd HATE to be a WWE fan right now
>>20429886sign up for Club WWE to get an extra women's dark match for 19.99 + tax
>>20429886Matches aren't on the pre-show. You don't have to lie about things.
>>20429886You have to pay to see all five of those matches
>>20429909They're on the free pre show>>20429910You do not have to pay a premium for ESPN. a premium is paid for every single ESPN unlimited account
>>20429919>They're on the free pre showNo they aren't. The first two matches are just also being aired on regular ESPN. ESPN isn't free.
Nobody cares about the matches we're here for the advertising experience
>>20429929>ESPN Isn't FreeThe expectation that people already have ESPN, which is in 70 million homes is normal. The expectation that people already have ESPN Unlimited, which has 2 million paid accounts, is not. So while you need a basic cable package to watch the first two matches, the chances are likely that the average WWE viewer already does. So, once again, There are 2 ad-supported preshow matches and 3 ad-supported subscription only matches.
>>20429982>So while you need a basic cable package to watch the first two matchesExactly. It's not free and it's not on the pre-show. You don't need to lie about things.
>>20429994Would you stop being so upset if I compared it to the old Sunday Night Heat episodes that aired before PPVs?
Why are smarks still pretending you don't get ESPN Unlimited for free with ESPN? With most cable packages, you don't have to pay extra at all. They're hoping people will watch the first hour and go through the trouble to authenticate their accounts to watch on the app. It doesn't cost any extra on most cable plans.
>>20430016Why doesn't ESPN Unlimited have 70m accounts
>>20430020Because not as many people have authenticated their accounts yet
>>20429886Isn't Trick - Sami a comedy match as well?
>>20430070Yeah but it's a pre-show match so I wasn't counting it towards the 3 match total
>>20429897that's a bit disingenuous anon, you also get a VIP gingerbread man emoji you can use in the WWE official discord
>>20429982dynamite status? boom
>>204298861. Faggot vs. Midget2. Basketball Americans vs. Canadian Towelhead3. already smells like a litterbox4. beginning to smell like India5. coconutsThink I'm gonna go staple my scrotum to a rabid opposum instead. Much better use of time, cheaper, and somehow less painful and more entertaining.
>>20430007Anon, I get you're trying to build a narrative to shit on WWE but you gotta be logical about it.If I have to pay a service (streaming, cable, PPV, etc.) to watch this show, then it's not free. Simple. As. That.
>>20431244>must defend jew slopPathetic
>>20429886>pre-showI don't think you know what that word means
I shan't be watching
>>20431292It’s the pre-show, just because they are not calling it that it doesn’t change the fact that’s what it is.
