>>20431158
Reddit post

>>20431158
>Alright /pw/, you now own a warehouse event venue
No I don't

>>20431158
Why tho

>>20431158
>contact local wrestling schools to partner with
>sell "Internships" where you can buy a spot on the roster and some guaranteed bookings to fresh wrestlers trying to get their foot in the door
>sell the best seats but all the other seats are free (first come, first served)
>take a cut of all sales
>use "superchat" type events so that people watching (for free) at home can pay to have something happen during the show (wrestlers get a cut of it when these are done during their match)
>aggressively sexualize the female wrestlers. If a girl's on the show, she's getting spanked at least once
>invite insta-thots, onlyfans girls, and strippers to attend in exchange for giving them free advertising
>waitresses selling beer and food to the crowd are dressed as maids
>carny theater students into working for us for a hotdog and a handshake; the product crew is entirely young girls wearing tight jumpsuits
>make the company look foreign somehow so that smarks give us a free pass for all the gooner stuff
>book plenty of funny "based retard" undercarder wrestlers to keep the show fun
>keep great relationships with a couple actually talented guys to fill roles like "Top face of the company", "monster heel", etc
>always have a handful of 2deep4u storylines going on and spam reddit with them so that people think we're a patrician fed

>>20431158
it quite literally would be lucha underground, or 666 in japan, or seadlinnng

>>20432462
So it'd die and never draw a dime?

>>20432487
no faggot, it'd actually have competent wrestling & true graps unlike the evil federation

>>20432487
Be nice
>>20432558
Any free agents you'd want to have as your top guy? Would you still have the spooky stuff like LU?

>>20431158
Actually, just run it as an indie wrestling promotion with a wrestling school along with letting other local or national promotions use the venue for a price.

>>20432938
Matt Riddle and Santos Escobar

>>20431158

>What's it called
StraightEW
>What makes it different
No faggy flips or Trannies
>What free agents would you go after(you're not Tony, so people as small company would target)
Based Ryback
>Anything else you'd wanna see/do
Ryback cuuting promos calling Tony Khan a little faggot

>>20434126
Ryback is a great choice

>>20431158
Something shooty where i'd encourage wrestlers to have light freestyle sparring during the first half of the match, obviously i don't know what all that really entails but it'd look cool i think.
I'd also put a mask on any guy above 6ft4 that doesn't have a good looking or scary face.

>>20431158
>underage
>reddit
>newfag
>posted from an iPhone
blud...

>>20434531
That's android posting RETARD
>>20431158
Build around Jeff Cobb

>>20431158
>Welcome everyone to SCW!!!!!
>That's right, here at sexual championship wrestling we do things differently.
>big dicks and huge tits
>episode one is a championship tournament for the vacant Sexual Heavyweight Championship

>>20431611
Then why did you post it?
>>20431158
>>What's it called
I dunno. good question. I will have to get back to you on that.
>>What makes it different
It's a throwback to a Chikara-esque character heavy promotion with long over-arching storylines that sometimes mix with other stories. I am a small shindie so I have the liberty to get sillier with it. I want to attract a good mix of wrestling fans, IWC smarks, and families looking for a fun show. We will be heavily promoted and heavily astroturfed online, we wear the trappings of all the usual smark-bait and reddit will love us, facebook will love us, twitch will love us, youtube will love is, I will personally push us here and if we're loved or hated who cares it's all the same, any publicity is good publicity.
>>What free agents would you go after(you're not Tony, so people as small company would target)
Mike Quackenbush to help run it as close to a chikara-clone as possible. Robert Evans, Archibald peck himself, to help write and run things. In a perfect world Chuck Taylor for his video production skills and artistic vision, I want to stack the creative and production side as much as possible because when you have that you can make characters that fans will connect with and there are diamonds in the rough everywhere, some regional nobody under a new mask and gimmick could explode online overnight and then who knows, exciting uncharted territory. I'd want to treat it like that Lucha Underground show basically, where it's in its own self-contained fantastic universe.
>>Anything else you'd wanna see/do
Now I kinda want to do something like this. Someone rich reading this hook me up.

>>20431158
>What's it called
ASW
Authentic Southern Wrestling.

>What makes it different
Only the zesty may compete.

>What free agents would you go after(you're not Tony, so people as small company would target)
I think you already know who.

>Anything else you'd wanna see/do
Cameramen who know what shots are important. If you know what I mean.

>>20434569
how about YOU quit retarding and roid my post

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I will be /pw/'s "Talent Coordinator & Scout". And like Joey Ryan, they all have to bang me if they want to be booked. Even the dudes.