/pw/ - long term storytelling is an investment opportunity - Professional Wrestling

Anonymous

long term storytelling is an i(...) 05/09/26(Sat)16:55:52 No.20432091

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long term storytelling is an investment opportunity Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)16:55:52 No.20432091 Archived

you dont need an attitude era, you need an attitude adjustment, because each failure is an opportunity
5x inverse TKO ETFs are how in a few decades I will fund my addiction to 18 year old asian girls that havent even been born yet but will grow up just in time to see the last ever WWE RAW before I have them RAW with my massive stockpile
Im going to be the first quadrillionaire and when TKO delists I am going to buy all the contracts of the divas like vince did with WCW, and I am going to make them into my own private babymaking team and generate a whole generation of tight bodied wrestling masters
then I will start my own company and make my sons fight each other on live TV to see who gets to inherit
now which of you bitches is going to join me in my plan?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)16:58:24 No.20432101

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)16:58:24 No.20432101

>a wall of text accompanied by some AI slop picture of the deadpool guy reading a book about how wwe is gonna die any second

here's what i think of your dog shit thread you faggot *just fucking BLASTS a violent 6 second fart all over your thread*

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)17:02:12 No.20432137

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)17:02:12 No.20432137

>>20432101
it's because of people like you that we have to have two wrestling boards
/pw/ for the retards and /hc/ for the ECW fans
dont think I will spare you. go piss in your mouth again