WWE has a Danhausen face paint booth outside of Benchmark Arena! What a fumble by AEW.
>>20432415only fat Redditors care about faghausen as shown in that picwhich is why he was so loved in gayew, the company for fat Redditors
>>20432423This gay nigga is about to be cursedhausen
>>20432415how did tony fumble this
>>20432435you're a fat Redditor, go watch hampage
>>20432423AEW didn't like putting him on TV because he's a shitter. WWE, the company that made the Ultimate Warrior a legend, is fully embracing a character whose gimmick is "give me money and attention." The sad part is when fans get tired of it, he'll become demonic Danhausen because he'll be far enough in his plan of "get the fame to get the money to get the power" to start a heel stable.
I would fucking kill myself if I was entertaining the idea of this at his age
>>20432423What the fuck does Danhausen have to do with reddit? I don't get it. To me, reddit is fat woke incels whiteknighting and crying about shit that isn't PC enough or contrarian ironic try hard to funny shit like Young Bucks and Orange Cassidy. Danhausen is campy goth PeeWee mixed with Conan o' Brien. How is that reddit?
>>20432461he started on Reddit and Reddit loves him he's gayew through and through
>>20432460I would do it to make my kid happy or to entertain a loved one but otherwise no, I'm an adult man who is here to watch men in Y fronts slap at each other. And that's super serious shit. Plus it probably cost $50+ to get your face painted.
>>20432459>AEW didn't like putting him on TV because he's a shitterTony wouldn't put Danhausen on TV because he's friends with CM Punk, and Tony's a gotten-to bitchboy.
>>20432453CURSED
>>20432461Something being reddit implies it is nerdy and/or corny yet has fans. Not being Reddit means either normcore or Reddit hasn't caught on yet. Luckily, Reddit still has a hate boner for Mortician so they remain the greatest brutal death metal band.
>>20432507not chopping my cock off unlike you
>>20432461Please go back
>>20432481Im sure reddit likes a lot of things that you like. Reddit liking something doesn't make it reddit. It's catering to a reddit mindset that makes something reddit. Punk's more reddit than Danhausen is.
as an aew fan I am happy to not see danhausen on my screen so I think it worked out for everybody
>>20432461it's cognitive dissonance because reddit actually loves AEW
>>20432518CURSEDHAUSEN
>>20432521I went on reddit once in my life and that was the fappening. Nu-reddit probably would ban that shit from happening and shame everyone who participated.
>>20432415Pigs lined up for sacrificial slaughterThey don't mind, but they oughta
>>20432529yes Reddit loves gayew which is why they love danhausen because it's the same shit cringe being the elite "humor"Kenny is a pedo
>>20432415he owns the copyright to his paint design so he must get a nickel for every paint job they do
>>20432524So something being reddit means performative male date rapist or trannyqueer coded? Makes sense, everything on Reddit is about people who use their dicks are evil unless they provide for a soulmate.
>>20432547Never say danhausen rub his dickhausen on another guy's or do anything as gay as those faggots do. You sound really bitter about Danhausen and yet don't seem to actually know what his comedy style is or anything he actually does
>>20432557yesalso saying "coded" is Reddit
>>20432557Yes that's always what i considered to be most reddit. Campy shit isn't reddit. No one would call rocky horror picture show or pee wee herman reddit.
>>20432550I remember when he changed his face paint a bit to better match his ZST figure.
>>20432561yeah faghausen defending trannies isn't gay at all you're right my bad, Trannies rule!
>>20432570Media is coded, people are pilled. CM Punk is date rapist pilled, his promos are performative male coded.
>>20432415happy that all the 40 year old funko pop loving dubba dubba fans got themselves a new meme wrestler
>>20432579Holy shit, Rocky Horror. I went to Rocky Horror recently. The shadow cast tried to make it seem like it was going to be a night making fun of MAGA and the Right. It was me and another old head in the back row. We did the real lines, basically making fun of fags all night. Fuck Hail Hydra, you say Seig Heil of Dr. Von Scott.
I've only watched AEW twice after being unhappy with the WWE as well as some of a ppv and everytime it managed to be somehow more boring and uninspiring despite the talent they have. Even TNA managed to be much more entertaining. Say what you want about Vince, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, but at least they built themselves over time, instead of Tony Khan who just bought himself into a booking position and whose vision feels more like a kid playing with his action figures than a competent booker.
>>20432415>fumble wumble! The billion-dollar company makes more money while its fans gurgle in excitement to slop in their shit-stained basements!
>Retardo pigs who called him a worthless shitter now sucking his painted dick as the greatest thing ever simply because he's in the FedMany such cases.(It was a legitimate fumble by AEW though.)
>>20432533rubbin your CHODEHAUSEN
>>20432587Are you gonna keep crying and pissing your pants that people like danhausen here? Just fuck off, maybe you should just go back to the site you know so well if you don't like it here.
>>20432641This is what is meant by slow it down. If you space out cool shit happening, it lands more when it does. We still talk about TLC matches 25 years later, Cody Rhodes left AEW with one of the best ladder matches ever vs Sammy Guevara and it is like it never happened.
excellent thread. it's sometimes hard to tell what is reddit or not--sure, rick n morty is obvious. but where does danhausen stand? some have compared him to the hurricane--another midcard comedy gimmick but no-one would deem him reddit. why is that so? well, wrestling then was for the norms---these days it's for the nerds [note reddit hates instagram because redditers are too ugly to post pictures of themselves] so danhausen is tainted by association. but it would be unfair to deem him reddit solely because of that.
>>20432710t. triggered fat Redditor
>>20432460Anon, that is an average American 13 year old.
>>20432415What is the point of a smart watch? It's just a smaller less functional phone.
>>20432864I can't speak for others, but I have a cheap one just to monitor my BPM, sleep, steps and work out. My phone can't accurately do that.
>>20432641>e it managed to be somehow more boring and uninspiring despite the talent they have. Even TNA managed to be much more entertaining. Say what you want about Vince, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, but at least they built themselves over time, instead of Tony Khan who just bought himself into a booking position
>>20432415How are these people not embarrassed to walk around in public
>>20432912I've only watched wrestling on and off for the past 6 years so my perspective is very much noob, but it's just frustrating to see AEW not do a good job, especially with it's falling ratings
>>20432461>Conan o' Brien>How is that reddit?
>>20432641You don't like wrestling, you just miss being a kid and that's ok.
>>20432962no one cares about your opinion, newfag
>>20432461>>20432979Clork ort.
>>20432481>heh well you need a very high IQ like me to appreciate two guys who act like annoying faggotswew
very reddit very gay
>>20432423nah, chad casual fans that aren't weird wrestling obsessed dweebs like you love him
>>20432481Actually he's currently appearing on Raw, Smackdown, and the WWE ppvs you're fatass is getting ready to watch :)
someone create a poll on the wrestling reddit - do you like danhausen? - it's the only way to be accurate.
>>20433081the same chad casual fans that loved kofimania and love trick and oba?
>>20433005>>20433016With NXT slamming AEW in the ratings every week, my sentiments seem to be shared
>>20433005Nah AEW just sucks to anyone who isn't obsessed with being anti-WWE no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise
>>20433150>trying to turn it into a ratings threadback to your containment thread reddit
>>20433160He is saying he watched all wrestling and he didn't like any of it. Because he doesn't like wrestling, he'll tune into WWE because it's from when he is a kid and he's trying to relive that because his adult life is a fail state.
>>20433160and wwe sucks to anyone who isn't 10 years old or a retarded.
>>20433208Anon you're on a professional wrestling 4chan board taking criticism of AEW personally don't talk to me about being a failed adult
>>20432423HIVhausen detected
>>20433233I'm not taking anything personally lol, are you projecting?
Does WWE have to pay Danhuasen for every face they pain considering he copyrighted the design?
>>20432415WWE is a childrens party
>>20432415Disney Adults of Pro Wrestling.
>>20433302>I-I wasn't trying to insult you or anything haha lolYeah whatever cry about people hating AEW all you want Tony can't buy himself into being a good booker with all the money in the world. Maybe if you weren't tying your identity to the defending value of a company that's essentially a billionaire's playhouse you would be able to see how shit it is. Oh well.
>>20433315No he just lets them use it but he probably got a decent deal off it
>>20433389You are gay af.
>>20433224>or a retardedHe bubblin', here come the typos.
>>20433365>>20433339>no grown adult ever painted their face like sting in the 90's or ultimate warrior in the 80'sModern day smarks literally want to kill the business and take everything fun out of it. Just heatless matches between vanilla midgets and the audience is only allowed to cheer for the execution of spots and nothing else
>>20433160I think the reason you miss your childhood so much is due to what an utter failure you are as an adult.
>>20433992I dont miss my childhood at all. Being an adult is so much better than that shit. Think you are just projecting again, lil bro.
>>20433918Nobody is stopping you from painting your face fatso. Go upstairs to the kitchen now, grab a jar of mayo from the refrigerator, and smear it all over those flabby jowls. Your aging mother can buy some more from the store. We are just telling you that you look retarded because you are a stunted little tard.
>>20433918Disney Adult.
>>20434041holy gotten to!
>Disney adult Watch out, rolldemort has a new nickname for his enemies.
>>20434073>>20434082Damn the AEW cult isn't taking losing to the wrestling school again well at all, are they?
