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so who is the mystery partner
>>20433251me :)
>>20433239This is the thread
>>20433251Many are saying CM Punk but fucking come on now
Yup this one. Fuck zami same
Go fuck yourselvesYou begged me to make a non-tranny one and I do then you default to the second tranny editionI will not be saving you again
So this feud represents a muslim being mad about American mourning rituals?
>>20433251wait I know, it should be a random sumo wrestler and everyone acts like it's Yokozuna back from the dead
>>20433251BM Chunk or Johnhausen. Also you’re all trannies and I’m a well-endowed straight white American male (male).
>>20433274Thanks for the effort I for one won't be posting in the tranny thread
>>20433274stop crying thread bitch
>>20433274yours sucked gang idk what to tell youput the right number and a relevant picture
>>20433311posting in the wrong one, sar
This match sucks
>*thread splitting"edrones are embarrassing
>>20433325Only if Sami wins
>>20433316It's the Ronda fag, he does this every time
>>20433325Sami just sucks in general.
wrestling black "people" seems like a major pain in the ass because of the tard-wrangling and the smell
>>20433344also the tranny woman hating schizo twitterfag known as greene
I drove through Tampa with my father once to get to Clearwater Beach. Ybor City just feels like a normie party street. The free-range chickens were neat though. North of downtown we drove near some supermarket and there were a bunch of homeless black people, likely junkies, just loitering about and laying on benches.Clearwater Beach was okay but way too crowded and filled with mutts. I know Tampa has been referred to as Miami for old people. What do you anons think about the Tampa area?
>>20433367>>20433344Imagine thinking a woman who won't fight a tranny is a trannyI'm sorry natural women trigger you, sar.
>>20433367trannies (You) love women's wrestling
Based Boat
Trannies hate women's wrestling because they hate all real women
>>20433274>I will not be saving you againHow cone AEW has their very own Gamethread Maker? Discord bought him a 4chan Gold Pass and everything.
>>20433374>>20433379Imagine seething this hard as (you) greene-kun>>20433398exactly
>>20433374
>>20433416No idea>>20433421hello boomer>>20433420Got it, you think normal women = trannies
Get fucked sami
kek at Sami lifting his leg during the pin and Trick not hooking it
>>20433447that is you projecting this hard
who cares about these jobbers where's Danhausen
Looks like the Iyo Jannetty match is next Danhausen in the Semi Main Event
>Chudster video getting boo'd in TampaOH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20433477Be thankful I keep your tranny thread alive.
Thanks espn2, back to nhl action
>>20433483Good. So i don't have to turn on the PPV yet. I think i missed the sethetty/bronetty match though.
>>20433358but you are the one who smells like shit
>>20433251Jericho, coming out of the same box that some retards thought was Jericho a couple months back.
>>20433491>>20433493dont you shartrannies have your own imageboard to derail
Oba is the mystery partner isn't he
>>20433519>trannies think everyone who isn't them is the same personDo you see all people as the enemy or just those you know mock you for being mentally ill?
>>20433528incredibly dimesless
>>20433516god that would be fuckin dimesonly thing better would be Old Man Sting descending from the rafters out of the blue
>>20433528This would blow
>>20433483?
Sweet the main event.
>>20433565Guess I was wrong. That's how I would.have booked it
this being the most hyped match is funny
Kit Wilsonbros we got a monster poo
>>20433528if this were Vince days, yes.Because I can totally see him thinking 'big scary African man who is scared shitless by juju magic" is fucking hilariousAnd, it actually would be desu
Kinohausen
Guess Asuka ran off to japan
KINOHAUSEN
>>20433540>>20433552>>20433603It would make the most sense seeing that Kit and Miz had issue with him before
>>20433606based GOAT big leaguing this horse shit fed
I hate niggers
>>20433629we know that already, Hunter
I literally just thought>inb4 midgetand it happenedvince-ian
hahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Rey Mysteriohausen?
Minihausen
>Basedhausen brought back midget carney shit twice now
Vince is back
imagine defending this shit e-slopperslmao
kek based
>>20433703Isn't this your champ?
>all those fan theories for the tag partner flushed down the shitterkek
KAIRI SEEN BACKSTAGE
midget and a club WWE announcementwarra surprise
BASEDHAUSEN
This is Sagrada/El Torito. He's based
>audible boos kek
MIDGE ABUSE
>>20433714cringehousen deserves to starve to death
Danhausen officially played out
>>20433703Imagine being such a retarded Fun hating mark like CP Phil
I figured it’d be a midget but I thought it’d be one of the Vegas ones
Damn it really was Buddy Mathews
It's definitely Mascarita Dorada/ El Torito
I don't think this "wrestling" shit is for me anymore brosmaybe I should just go watch old ECW
ADAM COLE BABY
based Kit blowing the fuck out of that dwarf
>>20433738He might if you keep eating everything fatty
so this is what you niggas watch huh
>>20433695shut the fuck up zoomer
MIDGES AREN'T PEOPLE!
these shits start way too early man always miss the first hour
So which AAA mini luchador is this?
>>20433749spare the thread of anymore of your "thinking"
Royce Keys PLE match when
>>20433759Mascarita Sagrada 100%
This midget based ngl
I think I'm going to end my life bros goodbye
unironically cannot wait for Corny to destroy this
This is fun but it'd be more enjoyable if I had another 30 minutes to get drunk.
this is better then the Seff and Sami matches
It's gonna turn out this is some legendary luchadore and smarks are gonna pretend they liked it kek
>fire and reduce everyone's pay >book a dwarf wrestler in one of the 3 PLE main card matches instead of someone on the roster world weinstein epstein
>people paid good money to see this
Wtf minihausen is actually based
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.It'd suck being a midge.
>>20433759Mascarita Sagrada, formerly El Torito in WWE
If they wanted midgets they should've picked Rey
>Oh shitFucking kek
Your wrestling show, sir
>>20433759that's darby allin anon
>>204337762/5s of the height, 2/5s of the pay
ngl Rey Mysterio is doing pretty good
Pigs are so stupid
>He's gonna be Deadhausen real soonDamn Cole...
>>20433776He's from AAA, he's on the roster
Already wrestles better than Bron and Seff
miz kinda has his old haircut backmizfits are we back?
mmmmmm tran hau sen
YAAAAASTHE TRANNY THREAD WON
>>20433767bro killed himself because danhausen cursed himthe most worked person on the board tonight
>more midget slop
>>20433781Yeah but midgets still fuck and most of you don’t so they don’t need your pity.
Mascaritahausenshit this sounds like a 80's metal band name
>>20433782El Torito? Based Wee L C participant.
The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.
remember that midget actor tried to sue 4chon because somebody made a post about kicking him around a parking lot or something
Mr Iguana was right there man, such a no brainer and instead they book a Vince era midget
Poor Miz and Kit.To have to job to this. At a PLE, no less. Oh well. A slot on the card is a slot on the card.
marko stunt?
What is Miz’s role these days? I don’t think he’s won a match in years.
TKO mini hats know WWE is a clown show
>>20433792that's the AAA roster. is pimpi part of the WWE roster in that case?
>>20433801>more midget slop
>Kit Wilson got over because gay men like Taylor Swift music
>>20433808Both of them are comedy luchas bro
>peak sports entertainmentlollmao even
If I wanted to see midgets wrestle I’d watch AEW
>>20433807Warwick Davis?
What I would do to Warwick Davis is first stalk him until I know his routine. Once I have it down I'd wait until he is isolated and then hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Use a dosage for an animal like a dog or a cat, It's important to remember he isn't human.Next I'd I throw him in potato sack and deposit him naked in a empty 55 gallon drum I've specially prepared and then weld it shut. The top would have a few holes drilled for air and feeding tubes. When he wakes up and starts screaming I'd stick some flex tape on the holes and just start rolling the drum around my property for a few hours. Imagine how much he'd vomit and shit himself in there. Anytime he acts up or refuses to eat I'd repeat the rolling until he gives in. Gradually over time his home would fill with piss, shit, and vomit until he is nearly up to his neck in his own filth. I'd roll the barrel one last time and hit him with a tranq dart again.I'd crack the barrel and pull his filthy grotesque body from his disgusting home and leave him unconscious in ditch. He'd wake up with no evidence or way to identify me and limp back into his sorry life, forever remembering the hell he went through, wondering if it just might happen again. For those surprised I wouldn't kill Warwick know that I'm not the monster, he is.
i thought the joke was gonna be that the midget is actually a beast wrestler
>more midget shitVince is back isn't he
>>20433815WWE = TRANNY FED
>>20433815yeah?
>>20433805Fuck off chatbot
>>20433815Yeah Pimpi works for WWE
>>20433781this upsets me time to defend midges
>>20433829he literally just did a moonsault bro
>>20433827BASED
Kit Wilson is getting offense in a PPV match
>>20433834Imagine seeing Warwick Davis shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.
>>20433830I mean it’s not like HHH can’t just take notes from him at every family gathering. He never left.
>>20433829Nah Miz is okay but he's never been a great wrestler.
is this to cover the fact that Danhausen can't wrestle?
how do you go about fucking a midget woman without coming off as a creep?
Minihausen is over like rover
>>20433790pigs are very smart animals
HES DANHAUSENING UP
>>20433821And one is a pretty entertaning gimmick and the other is a midget
>>20433832>>20433833>>20433836grim
EXCELLENT DANHAUSEN MATCH SO FAR
>>20433850Hit on her and make sure you stare at her tits
apparently minihausen is el torito btw
>kiss CM Punk's ass>collect a salaryhausen
>Gimmick References show from the 60s>Midgets>Supernatural>Gropes womenIs Danhausen the ghost of Vince's booking?
>>20433844werne troyer was the best gnome, fuck willow the shit gnome
TAURITO NECK BUMP
>Not having minihausen ginger the ring and come out as Punkhausen
holy fuck little man just ate shit kek
>Mystery partner>Tons of lame, disappointing options available and speculated>Turns out to be something worse than all of themIt's kind of amazing how they do it.
SURPRISED REVEAL!
>/pw/ hates midget luchasYou guys have no culture.
>GIGAHAUSEN INCOMING
>>20433867El Torito is Mascarita Sagrada, no?
Is it going to be Cena?
REF COUNT HIM OUT WTF
Enjoying the show, 4chan?
>That diveOkay that's clearly mascarada
Please have Oba come out I will laugh my ass off
All jokes aside Kip does good business
Imagine just slamming into Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be damaged, if not outright broken. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
Minihausen just killed himself on that dive kek
TWO MIDGETS
this guy better turn into omos
>>20433883would be fine on the pre-show but people paid 30 bucks for this
>CM Punk
really...
OMOS
MIDGETHAUSENS
lollmao
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
IT WORKS
>>20433871Vince should have been his partner. Imagine the Pop.
KINO!
BASED BASED BASED
HOLY BASED
>>20433885Yes is him
YESSS that guy who said there would be tons of hausen clones was right hahaha
>>20433858Not the ones here
SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
kek
This just became incredibly based.
WASTELAND
lel Wade
vincian
good shit, pal
WADEBROS IT''S OVER FOR US
THIS IS WRESTLING*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>20433879>>Mystery partner>>Tons of lame, disappointing options available and speculated>>Turns out to be something worse than all of them>>It's kind of amazing how they do it.modern wrestling
Shades of Doink
He multipliedhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is peak vince shit just bring him back to creative already
are you fucking serious
MONSTER POO FOR THE MINIHAUSENS!!
This is ridiculous.Who does this appeal to?
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
GIGA BASED
KINOOO
>>20433884that would've been based but Paul can't book
minihausen cursed himself hahahahahahahaha i fucking love wrestling
Face crushing finale on a midget lmaoooooooo
That wasn't a DQ because they're all minihausen technically
No one told the midget about Miz refusing to catch anyone on outside dives .
that skullcrushing finale while holding the midget up popped me ngl
KINO INCARNATE
Let's see Cornette defend this shit.
Bill Watts is rolling in his urn
CURSED REVERSE
This went from an absolute disaster to kino
>Not Omoshausen
THESZ PRESS
19 stars
This is literally a Smackdown quality match
>>20433937Sex having not jobless healthy individuals
>Miz's legsweep doesnt even reach
this is so fucking stupid it's looped to being based
This is retarded I love it
danhausen sucks so much that they got a random midget to work 95% of this matchYIKES!
Miz doing his finish on the midget is crazy
the match that saved /pw/
>>20433888Unironically the most dimes and entertaining match of the night, probably still going to be after the main event
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>20433933>just bring him back to creative alreadyya know his son in law is already in creativeit'd be crazy if he was giving ideas to him
i hope danhausen keeps his army of clones
>This is a PPV match
Jenna Morasca punches
>>20433953
>>20433930Modern one specific company's wrestling
>>20433971Sure they should. We just need to bring ring girls back.
SUCH GOOD SHIT PAL
>>20433952he will to dab at marks
Alright, how do I get into AEW
>>20433975PLE actually
Crowd is fucking loving this
KINO
This is reddit sorry guys. I can’t pretend just because it’s not aew
Wade has been killing it on commentary all match
>>20433977Holy fuck
Am I really supposed to hate this man?
THIS IS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
predict his rating
>>20433986fairway to hell is in 40 minutes
>>20433938Is this the britbong that get caught by M16 during last fifa world cup?
that would have been a fun break if the first two matches were good instead of shit
so is every match just no dq now?
“Minihausen tried to curse Kit Wilson, but Kit used the mirror to deflect the curse back onto Minihausen!”— Michael Cole, at a PPE in 2026
WWF New Generation-esque slopkino
THIS IS WRESTLING
>>20433986Just watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS232JxFOZg
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7 stars from meltzer
*****
Barrett shitting on IWC smarks. Based
>>204339961/5
>>20433986fairway to hell in tbs in 40 minutes from now
>>20433991>these THINGS keep grimacing at me
>>20433996****** 1/2
Real wrestling at the top of the hour >>20430254>>20430254>>20430254
>Wade: This is NOT wrestlingHoly Based
>>20433990reddit smarks fucking hate this, i can tell you because i'm there right now
Fucking kino
REDDITKINO FOUR STARS
Based match. Calling it now, that will be the highlight of the entire show.
OKAY THIS IS WRESTLING
Midget wrestlers are always dimes, only contrarians or smarks say otherwise.
Just no. No. No.
>Danhausen's finisher is a bicycle kicklol ok
This is exactly what the WWE has been missing lately.
so was that a no dq match?
>>20433996at least 6 stars
>>20433986yeah man have fun
this shit is kino
>>204339965.5 stars
Best campy match since the Boneyard.
>>20433996***.25he won't like kit/minihausen's outside the ring stuff but dave loves lucha and won't hold the inclusion of minis against the match
>>20434017>real wrestling
>>20434029Clones don't count as interference
>>20434017nobody watches AEW lmao get ass fucked a la nash
>>20433990>I don't like something so it's redditGo back
>>20433962That shit was too good.
Tony fumbled as usual
>>20434032>this nigga got an "AEW bad" folder ready to golol gotten to
Absolute dimes.
>>20434042oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy based this is wrestling
>>20433986go to your local gender clinic
>The same people who cheered when Danhausen debuted in AEW, cheer on Orange Cassidy, and support Jungle Boy will say comedy matches suck
>>20433991"YOU DIRTY LITTLE GOBLIN" got a pop from me
This was twice as good as sami vs trick and freakin vs bron botcher
>>204339965 Starhausen
>>20434027Doesn't he use GTS? anyway, who the fuck cares
>>20434028this makes me think they still have Vince on the phone for ideas. I can't see Paul booking this by himself.
I would say the business is dead, but that's not fair to everyone else who gives a shit. The WWE is dead.
I'm starting to see why Tony is KWABOTY he fumbled
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>triplemania is 2 nightsholy fuck END TKO
That was amazing, tony fumbled
>triplemania on 9/11
This danhausen shit is stupid. I won’t pay 100’s of dollars a ticket for a kids magic show wasting a slot.
>>20434051I still don't understand how Tony fumbled him when this shit would've been perfect for AEW
911 TRIPLEMANIA
2 NIGHT TRIPLEMANIA
We didn’t have things THIS bad in the Attitude Era
>September 11
two night triplemania now? ok
>>20434075Be a fan
two night triple mania on 9 11 o fucking kay
>It's the first 2-night TriplemaniaWasn't this being done over like three weeks or something?
>AEWtrannies mad that Danhausen can get indie gimmicks over in the big leagues
>>20434060>The same people will like *lists not comedy wrestlers*
>Even Triplemania is 2 nights nowkek this is gonna be schizokino
>LJN
I should have left to play Clair Obscur boyos
>2-night TriplemaniaDimes or overdoing it?
>>20434038Corny and Dave grew with this shit at the territories and circus
>>204339968 stars
>>20434091>Orange Cassidy isn’t a comedy wrestler
>>20434095kek
TWO NIGHT TRIPLEMANIA AAABROS WE EATING GOOD!!!
>>20434047I watch AEW and I've had sex three(3) times
Over/under on Meltzer giving this match the DUD?I don't think he will actually.
>>20434109>>20434109>>20434109>>20434109>>20434109
>>20434089Yea but they did them like one or two weeks apart, now they are going to be back to back.
are there any standout triple manias?
>newfags exposing themselves shitting on midget wrestling on ppvsIt's so tiresome you just know these retards weren't alive for 90s ppvs, because they had midget matches on those ppvs as well and they're based.
>>20434097We'll have to see. This will be the ultimate test of Undertakers booking prowess,
did i miss Cenas announcment was it Club WWE shit?
>>20434115Last year's
This was a ****.5 star match.
>>20433813To job to anyone new. He lost 100% of his matches in 2026. He is the ultimate jobber.
>>20434051And yet porky pigs like you shat on this until it's in your sty
Danhausen knows how to sequence moves but can hardly put any power behind them, and he struggles to do any moves where he lifts the opponent.
Coming 2030>Wrestlemania is 7 nights long!>Different cities every night!>WEEKAMANIA!
>>20434091holy copium
>>20434138he gets to tittyfuck Maryse tho
>>20433879Better tobalways expect it from tko kikes they hate spending more than the bare minimum
>>20434125I don't know
>>20434071Nigga it used to be 3 nights months apart
>>20433813To put people over. Him and Truth had a run at tag champs for a while a couple of years ago, that was really nice.
>>20434042Only the elite VIPs are there just like name of their wrestling promotion
>>20434104correct
>>20433813>What is Miz’s role these days?making you shit and piss and cry by being a significantly better promo than any of your upcoming retards
Iyo isn't over, the finger taunt is over.
This shit is boring. Danhausen was the only thing keeping me from my phone
>We want kairi chant is louder than trick chants
>>20434096>AL slop the gameIck!
>>20433996> uh you know, a cloning machine wouldn’t even work like that. Uh, it would clone an embryo, not create a full grown midget. This was cartoony and insulting.
>the danhausen fight already mogs wrestlemania 10x>people are seethingDanhausen for MVP forever