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>>20432671
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so who is the mystery partner
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>>20433251
me :)
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>>20433239
This is the thread
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>>20433251
Many are saying CM Punk but fucking come on now
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Yup this one. Fuck zami same
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Go fuck yourselves
You begged me to make a non-tranny one and I do then you default to the second tranny edition

I will not be saving you again
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So this feud represents a muslim being mad about American mourning rituals?
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>>20433251
wait I know, it should be a random sumo wrestler and everyone acts like it's Yokozuna back from the dead
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>>20433251
BM Chunk or Johnhausen. Also you’re all trannies and I’m a well-endowed straight white American male (male).
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>>20433274
Thanks for the effort I for one won't be posting in the tranny thread
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>>20433274
stop crying thread bitch
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>>20433274
yours sucked gang idk what to tell you
put the right number and a relevant picture
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>>20433311
posting in the wrong one, sar
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This match sucks
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>*thread splitting"
edrones are embarrassing
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>>20433325
Only if Sami wins
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>>20433316
It's the Ronda fag, he does this every time
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>>20433325
Sami just sucks in general.
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wrestling black "people" seems like a major pain in the ass because of the tard-wrangling and the smell
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>>20433344
also the tranny woman hating schizo twitterfag known as greene
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I drove through Tampa with my father once to get to Clearwater Beach. Ybor City just feels like a normie party street. The free-range chickens were neat though. North of downtown we drove near some supermarket and there were a bunch of homeless black people, likely junkies, just loitering about and laying on benches.
Clearwater Beach was okay but way too crowded and filled with mutts. I know Tampa has been referred to as Miami for old people. What do you anons think about the Tampa area?
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>>20433367
>>20433344
Imagine thinking a woman who won't fight a tranny is a tranny
I'm sorry natural women trigger you, sar.
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>>20433367
trannies (You) love women's wrestling
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Based Boat
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Trannies hate women's wrestling because they hate all real women
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>>20433274
>I will not be saving you again
How cone AEW has their very own Gamethread Maker? Discord bought him a 4chan Gold Pass and everything.
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>>20433374
>>20433379
Imagine seething this hard as (you) greene-kun

>>20433398
exactly
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>>20433374
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>>20433416
No idea

>>20433421
hello boomer

>>20433420
Got it, you think normal women = trannies
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Get fucked sami
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kek at Sami lifting his leg during the pin and Trick not hooking it
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>>20433447
that is you projecting this hard
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who cares about these jobbers where's Danhausen
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Looks like the Iyo Jannetty match is next Danhausen in the Semi Main Event
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>Chudster video getting boo'd in Tampa
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>20433477
Be thankful I keep your tranny thread alive.
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Thanks espn2, back to nhl action
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>>20433483
Good. So i don't have to turn on the PPV yet. I think i missed the sethetty/bronetty match though.
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>>20433358
but you are the one who smells like shit
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>>20433251
Jericho, coming out of the same box that some retards thought was Jericho a couple months back.
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>>20433491
>>20433493
dont you shartrannies have your own imageboard to derail
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Oba is the mystery partner isn't he
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>>20433519
>trannies think everyone who isn't them is the same person
Do you see all people as the enemy or just those you know mock you for being mentally ill?
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>>20433528
incredibly dimesless
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>>20433516
god that would be fuckin dimes

only thing better would be Old Man Sting descending from the rafters out of the blue
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>>20433528
This would blow
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>>20433483
?
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Sweet the main event.
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>>20433565
Guess I was wrong. That's how I would.have booked it
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this being the most hyped match is funny
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Kit Wilsonbros we got a monster poo
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>>20433528
if this were Vince days, yes.
Because I can totally see him thinking 'big scary African man who is scared shitless by juju magic" is fucking hilarious

And, it actually would be desu
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Kinohausen
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Guess Asuka ran off to japan
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KINOHAUSEN
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>>20433540
>>20433552
>>20433603
It would make the most sense seeing that Kit and Miz had issue with him before
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>>20433606
based GOAT big leaguing this horse shit fed
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I hate niggers
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>>20433629
we know that already, Hunter
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I literally just thought
>inb4 midget
and it happened

vince-ian
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hahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Rey Mysteriohausen?
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Minihausen
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>Basedhausen brought back midget carney shit twice now
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Vince is back
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imagine defending this shit e-sloppers
lmao
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kek based
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>>20433703
Isn't this your champ?
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>all those fan theories for the tag partner flushed down the shitter

kek
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KAIRI SEEN BACKSTAGE
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midget and a club WWE announcement
warra surprise
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BASEDHAUSEN
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This is Sagrada/El Torito. He's based
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>audible boos
kek
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MIDGE ABUSE
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>>20433714
cringehousen deserves to starve to death
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Danhausen officially played out
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>>20433703
Imagine being such a retarded Fun hating mark like CP Phil
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I figured it’d be a midget but I thought it’d be one of the Vegas ones
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Damn it really was Buddy Mathews
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It's definitely Mascarita Dorada/ El Torito
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I don't think this "wrestling" shit is for me anymore bros

maybe I should just go watch old ECW
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ADAM COLE BABY
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based Kit blowing the fuck out of that dwarf
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>>20433738
He might if you keep eating everything fatty
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so this is what you niggas watch huh
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>>20433695
shut the fuck up zoomer
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MIDGES AREN'T PEOPLE!
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these shits start way too early man always miss the first hour
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So which AAA mini luchador is this?
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>>20433749
spare the thread of anymore of your "thinking"
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Royce Keys PLE match when
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>>20433759
Mascarita Sagrada 100%
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This midget based ngl
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I think I'm going to end my life bros goodbye
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unironically cannot wait for Corny to destroy this
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This is fun but it'd be more enjoyable if I had another 30 minutes to get drunk.
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this is better then the Seff and Sami matches
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It's gonna turn out this is some legendary luchadore and smarks are gonna pretend they liked it kek
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>fire and reduce everyone's pay
>book a dwarf wrestler in one of the 3 PLE main card matches instead of someone on the roster
world weinstein epstein
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>people paid good money to see this
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Wtf minihausen is actually based
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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.
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>>20433759
Mascarita Sagrada, formerly El Torito in WWE
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If they wanted midgets they should've picked Rey
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>Oh shit
Fucking kek
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Your wrestling show, sir
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>>20433759
that's darby allin anon
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>>20433776
2/5s of the height, 2/5s of the pay
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ngl Rey Mysterio is doing pretty good
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Pigs are so stupid
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>He's gonna be Deadhausen real soon
Damn Cole...
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>>20433776
He's from AAA, he's on the roster
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Already wrestles better than Bron and Seff
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miz kinda has his old haircut back
mizfits are we back?
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mmmmmm tran hau sen
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YAAAAAS
THE TRANNY THREAD WON
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>>20433767
bro killed himself because danhausen cursed him
the most worked person on the board tonight
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>more midget slop
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>>20433781
Yeah but midgets still fuck and most of you don’t so they don’t need your pity.
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Mascaritahausen
shit this sounds like a 80's metal band name
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>>20433782
El Torito? Based Wee L C participant.
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The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.
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remember that midget actor tried to sue 4chon because somebody made a post about kicking him around a parking lot or something
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Mr Iguana was right there man, such a no brainer and instead they book a Vince era midget
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Poor Miz and Kit.

To have to job to this. At a PLE, no less.

Oh well. A slot on the card is a slot on the card.
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marko stunt?
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What is Miz’s role these days? I don’t think he’s won a match in years.
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TKO mini hats know WWE is a clown show
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>>20433792
that's the AAA roster. is pimpi part of the WWE roster in that case?
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>>20433801
>more midget slop
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>Kit Wilson got over because gay men like Taylor Swift music
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>>20433808
Both of them are comedy luchas bro
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>peak sports entertainment
lol
lmao even
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If I wanted to see midgets wrestle I’d watch AEW
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>>20433807
Warwick Davis?
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What I would do to Warwick Davis is first stalk him until I know his routine. Once I have it down I'd wait until he is isolated and then hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Use a dosage for an animal like a dog or a cat, It's important to remember he isn't human.

Next I'd I throw him in potato sack and deposit him naked in a empty 55 gallon drum I've specially prepared and then weld it shut. The top would have a few holes drilled for air and feeding tubes. When he wakes up and starts screaming I'd stick some flex tape on the holes and just start rolling the drum around my property for a few hours. Imagine how much he'd vomit and shit himself in there. Anytime he acts up or refuses to eat I'd repeat the rolling until he gives in. Gradually over time his home would fill with piss, shit, and vomit until he is nearly up to his neck in his own filth. I'd roll the barrel one last time and hit him with a tranq dart again.

I'd crack the barrel and pull his filthy grotesque body from his disgusting home and leave him unconscious in ditch. He'd wake up with no evidence or way to identify me and limp back into his sorry life, forever remembering the hell he went through, wondering if it just might happen again. For those surprised I wouldn't kill Warwick know that I'm not the monster, he is.
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i thought the joke was gonna be that the midget is actually a beast wrestler
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>more midget shit
Vince is back isn't he
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>>20433815
WWE = TRANNY FED
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>>20433815
yeah?
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>>20433805
Fuck off chatbot
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>>20433815
Yeah Pimpi works for WWE
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>>20433781
this upsets me time to defend midges
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>>20433829
he literally just did a moonsault bro
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>>20433827
BASED
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Kit Wilson is getting offense in a PPV match
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>>20433834
Imagine seeing Warwick Davis shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.
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>>20433830
I mean it’s not like HHH can’t just take notes from him at every family gathering. He never left.
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>>20433829
Nah Miz is okay but he's never been a great wrestler.
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is this to cover the fact that Danhausen can't wrestle?
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how do you go about fucking a midget woman without coming off as a creep?
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Minihausen is over like rover
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>>20433790
pigs are very smart animals
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HES DANHAUSENING UP
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>>20433821
And one is a pretty entertaning gimmick and the other is a midget
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>>20433832
>>20433833
>>20433836
grim
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EXCELLENT DANHAUSEN MATCH SO FAR
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>>20433850
Hit on her and make sure you stare at her tits
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apparently minihausen is el torito btw
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>kiss CM Punk's ass
>collect a salaryhausen
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>Gimmick References show from the 60s
>Midgets
>Supernatural
>Gropes women

Is Danhausen the ghost of Vince's booking?
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>>20433844
werne troyer was the best gnome, fuck willow the shit gnome
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TAURITO NECK BUMP
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>Not having minihausen ginger the ring and come out as Punkhausen
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holy fuck little man just ate shit kek
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>Mystery partner
>Tons of lame, disappointing options available and speculated
>Turns out to be something worse than all of them

It's kind of amazing how they do it.
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SURPRISED REVEAL!
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>/pw/ hates midget luchas
You guys have no culture.
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>GIGAHAUSEN INCOMING
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>>20433867
El Torito is Mascarita Sagrada, no?
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Is it going to be Cena?
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REF COUNT HIM OUT WTF
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Enjoying the show, 4chan?
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>That dive
Okay that's clearly mascarada
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Please have Oba come out I will laugh my ass off
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All jokes aside Kip does good business
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Imagine just slamming into Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be damaged, if not outright broken. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
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Minihausen just killed himself on that dive kek
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TWO MIDGETS
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this guy better turn into omos
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>>20433883
would be fine on the pre-show but people paid 30 bucks for this
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>CM Punk
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really...
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OMOS
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MIDGETHAUSENS
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lol
lmao
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ATTACK OF THE CLONES
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IT WORKS
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>>20433871
Vince should have been his partner. Imagine the Pop.
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KINO!
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BASED BASED BASED
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HOLY BASED
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>>20433885
Yes is him
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YESSS that guy who said there would be tons of hausen clones was right hahaha
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>>20433858
Not the ones here
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SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
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kek
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>more midget slop
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This just became incredibly based.
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WASTELAND
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lel Wade
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vincian
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good shit, pal
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WADEBROS IT''S OVER FOR US
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THIS IS WRESTLING
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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>>20433879>>Mystery partner
>>Tons of lame, disappointing options available and speculated
>>Turns out to be something worse than all of them
>
>It's kind of amazing how they do it.
modern wrestling
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Shades of Doink
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He multiplied
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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this is peak vince shit

just bring him back to creative already
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are you fucking serious
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MONSTER POO FOR THE MINIHAUSENS!!
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This is ridiculous.

Who does this appeal to?
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What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
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GIGA BASED
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KINOOO
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>>20433884
that would've been based but Paul can't book
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minihausen cursed himself hahahahahahahaha i fucking love wrestling
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Face crushing finale on a midget lmaoooooooo
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That wasn't a DQ because they're all minihausen technically
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No one told the midget about Miz refusing to catch anyone on outside dives .
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that skullcrushing finale while holding the midget up popped me ngl
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KINO INCARNATE
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Let's see Cornette defend this shit.
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Bill Watts is rolling in his urn
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CURSED REVERSE
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This went from an absolute disaster to kino
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>Not Omoshausen
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THESZ PRESS
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19 stars
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This is literally a Smackdown quality match
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>>20433937
Sex having not jobless healthy individuals
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>Miz's legsweep doesnt even reach
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this is so fucking stupid it's looped to being based
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This is retarded I love it
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danhausen sucks so much that they got a random midget to work 95% of this match
YIKES!
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Miz doing his finish on the midget is crazy
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the match that saved /pw/
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>>20433888
Unironically the most dimes and entertaining match of the night, probably still going to be after the main event
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Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
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>>20433933
>just bring him back to creative already
ya know his son in law is already in creative
it'd be crazy if he was giving ideas to him
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i hope danhausen keeps his army of clones
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>This is a PPV match
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Jenna Morasca punches
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>>20433953
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>>20433930
Modern one specific company's wrestling
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Vince is back
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>>20433971
Sure they should. We just need to bring ring girls back.
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SUCH GOOD SHIT PAL
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>>20433952
he will to dab at marks
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Alright, how do I get into AEW
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>>20433975
PLE actually
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Crowd is fucking loving this
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KINO
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This is reddit sorry guys. I can’t pretend just because it’s not aew
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Wade has been killing it on commentary all match
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>>20433977
Holy fuck
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Am I really supposed to hate this man?
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THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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predict his rating
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>>20433986
fairway to hell is in 40 minutes
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>>20433938
Is this the britbong that get caught by M16 during last fifa world cup?
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that would have been a fun break if the first two matches were good instead of shit
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so is every match just no dq now?
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“Minihausen tried to curse Kit Wilson, but Kit used the mirror to deflect the curse back onto Minihausen!”

— Michael Cole, at a PPE in 2026
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WWF New Generation-esque slopkino
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THIS IS WRESTLING
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>>20433986
Just watch it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS232JxFOZg
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7 stars from meltzer
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*****
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Barrett shitting on IWC smarks. Based
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>>20433996
1/5
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>>20433986
fairway to hell in tbs in 40 minutes from now
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>>20433991
>these THINGS keep grimacing at me
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>>20433996
****** 1/2
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Real wrestling at the top of the hour

>>20430254
>>20430254
>>20430254
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>Wade: This is NOT wrestling
Holy Based
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>>20433990
reddit smarks fucking hate this, i can tell you because i'm there right now
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Fucking kino
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REDDITKINO FOUR STARS
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Based match. Calling it now, that will be the highlight of the entire show.
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OKAY THIS IS WRESTLING
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Midget wrestlers are always dimes, only contrarians or smarks say otherwise.
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Just no. No. No.
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>Danhausen's finisher is a bicycle kick

lol ok
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This is exactly what the WWE has been missing lately.
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so was that a no dq match?
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>>20433996
at least 6 stars
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>>20433986
yeah man have fun
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this shit is kino
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>>20433996
5.5 stars
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Best campy match since the Boneyard.
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>>20433996
***.25
he won't like kit/minihausen's outside the ring stuff but dave loves lucha and won't hold the inclusion of minis against the match
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>>20434017
>real wrestling
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>>20434029
Clones don't count as interference
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>>20434017
nobody watches AEW lmao get ass fucked a la nash
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>>20433990
>I don't like something so it's reddit
Go back
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>>20433962
That shit was too good.
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Tony fumbled as usual
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>>20434032
>this nigga got an "AEW bad" folder ready to go
lol gotten to
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Absolute dimes.
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>>20434042
oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Holy based this is wrestling
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>>20433986
go to your local gender clinic
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>The same people who cheered when Danhausen debuted in AEW, cheer on Orange Cassidy, and support Jungle Boy will say comedy matches suck
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>>20433991
"YOU DIRTY LITTLE GOBLIN" got a pop from me
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This was twice as good as sami vs trick and freakin vs bron botcher
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>>20433996

5 Starhausen
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>>20434027
Doesn't he use GTS? anyway, who the fuck cares
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>>20434028
this makes me think they still have Vince on the phone for ideas. I can't see Paul booking this by himself.
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I would say the business is dead, but that's not fair to everyone else who gives a shit. The WWE is dead.
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I'm starting to see why Tony is KWABOTY he fumbled
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>triplemania is 2 nights
holy fuck END TKO
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That was amazing, tony fumbled
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>triplemania on 9/11
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This danhausen shit is stupid. I won’t pay 100’s of dollars a ticket for a kids magic show wasting a slot.
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>>20434051
I still don't understand how Tony fumbled him when this shit would've been perfect for AEW
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911 TRIPLEMANIA
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2 NIGHT TRIPLEMANIA
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We didn’t have things THIS bad in the Attitude Era
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>September 11
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two night triplemania now? ok
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>>20434075
Be a fan
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two night triple mania on 9 11 o fucking kay
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>It's the first 2-night Triplemania
Wasn't this being done over like three weeks or something?
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>AEWtrannies mad that Danhausen can get indie gimmicks over in the big leagues
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>>20434060
>The same people will like *lists not comedy wrestlers*
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>Even Triplemania is 2 nights now
kek this is gonna be schizokino
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>LJN
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I should have left to play Clair Obscur boyos
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>2-night Triplemania
Dimes or overdoing it?
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>>20434038
Corny and Dave grew with this shit at the territories and circus
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>>20433996
8 stars
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>>20434091
>Orange Cassidy isn’t a comedy wrestler
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>>20434095
kek
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TWO NIGHT TRIPLEMANIA AAABROS WE EATING GOOD!!!
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>>20434047
I watch AEW and I've had sex three(3) times
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Over/under on Meltzer giving this match the DUD?

I don't think he will actually.
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>>20434109
>>20434109
>>20434109
>>20434109
>>20434109
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>>20434089
Yea but they did them like one or two weeks apart, now they are going to be back to back.
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are there any standout triple manias?
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>newfags exposing themselves shitting on midget wrestling on ppvs
It's so tiresome you just know these retards weren't alive for 90s ppvs, because they had midget matches on those ppvs as well and they're based.
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>>20434097
We'll have to see. This will be the ultimate test of Undertakers booking prowess,
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did i miss Cenas announcment was it Club WWE shit?
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>>20434115
Last year's
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This was a ****.5 star match.
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>>20433813
To job to anyone new. He lost 100% of his matches in 2026. He is the ultimate jobber.
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>>20434051
And yet porky pigs like you shat on this until it's in your sty
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Danhausen knows how to sequence moves but can hardly put any power behind them, and he struggles to do any moves where he lifts the opponent.
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Coming 2030

>Wrestlemania is 7 nights long!
>Different cities every night!
>WEEKAMANIA!
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>>20434091
holy copium
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>>20434138
he gets to tittyfuck Maryse tho
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>>20433879
Better tobalways expect it from tko kikes they hate spending more than the bare minimum
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>>20434125
I don't know
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>>20434071
Nigga it used to be 3 nights months apart
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>>20433813
To put people over. Him and Truth had a run at tag champs for a while a couple of years ago, that was really nice.
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>>20434042
Only the elite VIPs are there just like name of their wrestling promotion
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>>20434104
correct
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>>20433813
>What is Miz’s role these days?
making you shit and piss and cry by being a significantly better promo than any of your upcoming retards
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Iyo isn't over, the finger taunt is over.
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This shit is boring. Danhausen was the only thing keeping me from my phone
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>We want kairi chant is louder than trick chants
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>>20434096
>AL slop the game
Ick!
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>>20433996
> uh you know, a cloning machine wouldn’t even work like that. Uh, it would clone an embryo, not create a full grown midget. This was cartoony and insulting.
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>the danhausen fight already mogs wrestlemania 10x
>people are seething

Danhausen for MVP forever



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