>>20435077He isn't wrong. Only children and neck beards enjoy this shit.
>>20435077>why not insert a main event enter into this feud with 3 comedy jobbers these are the experts that you smarks listen to?
>>20435077Wasn't this dude fucking around backstage with Hornswoggle and the mini Boogeyman back in the day? kek
I was ready to gigapop if Omos came out when the lil guy got put in the machine again desu so the match was almost doing something for me
>>20435077Coach is mad he bet on CM Punk and lost his money simple as>gambling on wrestling
>>20435077Nobody intelligent is watching WWE
Yep wwe is literal brain dead ironic wrestling "enjoyers"
Crowd fucking loved it, idk what he’s on about
>>20435077kys faggot no aint no one readin all dat
it's a curtain jerker comedy match calm down
>>20435161You watch AEW you kid diddler
>>20435197I don't watch aew but thanks for your very telling comment
>>20435077>It's gonna get old real quickTwo more weeks. I'm sure the audience will turn on him... one of these days
>>20435186Literally the 3rd match on the card you retard
>>20435157I have a doctorate and a 22 year old fiancée. What are you doing with your life?
>>20435077there's something tragic about people like coach who leave wrestling for real jobs then are forced to crawl back
>>20435209e-tards actually think this meme is going to last months and years. Fucking tards! lmao
>>20435221>I work in a book shop and have a long distance e-relationship with a discord troon
>>20435242Rampage was cancelled lmao!
I'm not watching Backlash because I am not Indian or retarded but I assume the show fucking sucks due to the e-tranny meltdown going on rn.
>>20435221Club WWE handing out PHDs now?
>>20435077I can't stand fucking faggots like this who are so COMPLETELY OBSESSED with other people agreeing with them that they can't even watch the shows without malding the entire time.>you can hear a pin drop!you mean during the spot where the heel has a chin lock on the face? during that spot? you fucking retard.
>>20435221This made the virgins squeal
>>20435295Been great actually
>>20435442Grow up.
>>20435218that was the 1st match of the night.
>>20435077They kinda fucked it up by already showing the midgets at WM. Wasn't as funny this time
>>20435077>Coach's opinion
>>20435077This coming from Jonathan Coachman makes it especially funny
>>20435077>I mean the whole point is to embarrass Kit Wilson and The Miz one more time. This doesn't do any of that not even close to that.That lost a match to a fucking midget. Kit Wilson got Airplane Spinned by a guy half his height. Is Coach fucking stupid?
>>20435746Yes
>>20435253Cooked xis ass
>>20435077Crazzack or or Slizice it?
Tourists who are new to wrestling just don't get it.
>>20435077They need comedy on the show but why is it always midgets and people dressed like mascots (i.e. Gingerbread Man)? Lol. It should not be that hard to come up with some actual funny and fresh stuff.
>>20435077He's best friends with the man who wrote Mae Young birthing a hand, the Oddities, and lots of Goldust stuff, he needs to lighten up a little
>>20438047Its a TV show set around a fictional sport. You can do a lot of stuff with that including media satire.
>>20435077Literally:>I'm mad because I lost money gambling on pro wrestling
>this is gonna get old quickI kind of agree but there's no harm on capitalizing on it while it's hot
>>20435154Relevant
>>20435221>a 22 year old fiancéeSo does every other middle-aged man who can afford a round trip to the Philippines, why do oldfags think this is a brag
>>20435077Punk is on vacation retard. He was never gonna be in. He's not coming back until at least MitB, if not SummerSlam directly.Oba needs only squashes right now and doing one of those in a PPV would be an equal waste of time.Drew is also on vacation, but besides, he's completely buried by now. No one is paying again to see him lose.
>>20438241>Punk is on vacationHopefully a permanent one
>>20435077This guy hasn't worked full-time in wrestling for almost 20 years and was never good at it or really respected at all by his colleagues or the audience. Also, he was almost always used as comedy relief himself.So why are his words being given any weight at all?
>>20435077>where's the glitz and glamour on this three match, throwaway ppv?he needs his brain medicine
>>20438760>So why are his words being given any weight at all?They're not.
>>20438119I guess it's better than bragging about being an overweight, friendless virgin with no money or passport.
>>20435077is this nigga expecting main eventers to team up with a low carder?
>>20435077this nigga just lot a bet lmfao
Big L from Coach here. They could have used another roster member true but its just a comedy match and feud, its not serious.>>20438055Oddities and Goldust were over and kino. Russo didn't do the hand, that was McMahon.
>>20435688Tony a cute
>>20435221Nobody with a doctorate says they have a doctorate. They specify if they have an md, o.d., PhD, jd, etc.
>the point was to embarrass kit and miz>that's why danhausen had to team up with a main eventer instead of a mini
I thought it sucked and it was a shitty surprise but to say the crowd wasn’t into it was a lie. And let’s not pretend that Coach’s buddy Russo wouldn’t be falling all over himself to book Danhausen in JCW if he could.
>>20435221No you don't
>>20435077>Dan Hausen
>>20435253relax joe goldberg, he's not you.
