>backdoors starring Kevin Nash
Every dirtsheet was wrong about every single surprise on this show kwab
kairi bros?
>>20435121>Michael Cole belching on commentaryFucking KEK
I thought this would start at 6pm est
>>20435121>CHUG THAT MUG>CHUG THAT MUG>CHUG THAT MUG
where are the fans?
>>20435121Wade Barrett killed a man in a back alley in Budapest and now he’s chugging root beer while a dog dabs in the background.
so we're all in agreement that WWE is just gonna rig the vote to astroturf their stupid pushes as "the fans wanted it"right?
when is mug the dog getting an interview?
MUG is really good
XXX rootbeer >>>> all other brands
Glad I’m not watching this childish garbage
AT BLACK GASH
>>20435142Metzler and Picollo got cut off.
This is pathetic and embarrassing
ALL GASNO BRAKESYADADADAMEANNNNNN
tournament to push a new black man
this might be the best wrestling ppv since clash in paris
>>20435142Dipshit Dave whiffs again
They’re really doing a show in Torino?
>jackie mutedthe incel won
I'm shoot retarded. Can someone explain to me what that announcement was all about?
>NXT Vs Main Roster PLE>for the John Cena title>an NXT talent can lose (as to not make a main roster member look weak) but still be voted to win the title>fans do NOT book matches>you have to be part of an ID-verified program like Club WWE to voteWhat is so hard to understand? I think it's lame, but this was pretty simple to understand. Most of you guys are fucking retarded.
>>20435165At the Royal Rumble.
Why are their audio guys the fucking worst?
Damn i wish i hadn't tuned in yet. The BMJ PPV will be more skippable than the womeme PPV they had a long time ago.
Big E looks depressed
kek audio botchstop hiring indians
>>20435151She got stuck sucking HHH sausage under his desk
You all realize this is just to give Danhausen a title to push more merch, right?Like with a title we can get belts, more shirts, new action figures with the title, etc
>>20435189its to push will kroos you dumb faggot, cena is clearly obsessed with him
>>20435203sounds kino
I'd probably still give Stephanie a rimjob if she asked desu
The JCC could be a good idea to get someone over. It’s literally the opposite of forcing a character down the audience’s throat. Like, making fans feel obligated to keep supporting whoever they chose, lol.
would it be controversial to say that phil should have won at mania
>>20435151asuka is leaving too and roman is dropping the belt
>>20435202See:>>20435203
Billion dollar company that just did a ton of budget cuts and this is their audio R O F L M A O Also, get ready for a **1/2 match that lolRomanWins
>>20435151Done with WWE
>>20435223what about a CUNTjob
Why the fuck do they keep using the same sound clip of a woman breathing in big match packages? They did it for Brock Oba and they're doing it tonight
>>20435234obviously
>>20435203So it's like a technical decision in boxing matches?
I love ObaI love Royce I love Jevon I love Trick What am I?
>>20435203That part. Its easy to understand
oh boy time for romanwinslol
>>20435220didn't even think about this KEK it's so clear to me now thoughcena told this fucking federation "let me do a 'put will kroos over tourney' or i'm not coming back" KEK HE'S SO BASED
>>20435227Yea because he sucks
>>20435203Not even a few "surprise" contestants like the Cruiserweight tournament? That's awful
>>20435171It’ll be some “text 3252 to TATUM” in-arena live vote, prolly.
No matter the result, I hope this match elevates Jacob even more. He’s a real G.
i'm tired edrone bros
>>20435249Take off your headphones.
>>20435255a frequent /birb/ poster
Dang this fat 5’11” islander seems really peeved
>>20435255Liv morgan
damn they're STILL doing samoa shit?
>>20435231>MUH HEBREW ZIONIST STARS
any shot gaytch does something interesting and has fatu win
i SNEED that title
>>20435262I'm sure that will be part of it
>>20435255based
>>20435142Dirtsheets eating shit brings me so much joy
omg the tongan death grip, what a madlad
>>20435255A coalburner or a cuck.
>>20435255You forgot Melo
How do you niggers watch this horseshit week in week out?
>>20435203I think this is also a way for them to see whose popular with crowds and who isnt
>jacob fatty
>>20435203so a shitty exhibiton "tournament" under the facade of "Tell us which guys are your favorites and we'll tooooootally push them"? hard pass
>>20435257he isnt this time
>>20435254I guess, but moreso a popularity contest so they can claim that the winner is a "fan favorite"
YADIDAMEAAAAAAAAN
>>20435159...It did homie. It did
>>20435203>>20435262WWE trademarked this today
>>20435279Our competitive mana is very strong (in our culture mana means energy)
Jake Fatu is FAT and a wannabe black. Literally beggin' Romanetty to take out the shovel and bury this guy.
I'm assuming coconut boys get involved to help roman, criminal coconut boy takes them out but they do it again and it requires little coconut and tallest coconut to help out but it backfires and criminal coconut loses and it sets up the summerslam match
how long we think this match is going?
>>20435308>>20435315Yes 100%
So what what did you guys think of this Saturday night main event? Enjoying the show?
>>20435301The same way you are just with a lot less anger
1
>>2043532920
im tired of coconut shit
>>20435301With our eyeballs
>>20435332I turned it on when John Cena was talkingI thought he retired
>>20435312Well they'll just rig that shit anyway
>>20435334I don't
>inb4 Solo ruins it for Jacob
>>20435332Ya seethin? Sounds like ya seethin
>>20435329They'll push it to about 8:50
so is the IC gonna be the top belt when Roman fucks off until the euro tour is over?
Has anyone suffered a greater aura loss than Fatu? Even normalfags were going apeshit over him but now nobody cares
where's drew
Bro someone had a pic of Kairi at the Tampa airport? Did they call it off? WTF man
Doesn't Roman have a movie coming out soon? Why is he still wrestling?
>>20435363There is no July PPV so they just won't care
This is caca.
You just know Rhea was watching the Asuka iyo match while buddy was asleep next to her.
>>20435358And yet here you are whining about the show. So you must be watching it in order to complain. Surely you wouldn't blindly be hating on it right? Because that would only make you sound even more angry and be even more embarrassing for you
They've tried really really hard to convince you this modern WHC is on the same level, but it simply isn't. It should have been designed to be held by guys like Knight before they go for the real one.That being said, no reason they shouldn't put it on Fatu tonight.
YOOOOOOOOOOO TRINIDAD FLAG GUY IS BACK
>Roman on screen>stream shits the bed because a million jeets log inlike clockwork
>>20435370Him and phil are prob on vacation leave
>>20435365Should’ve stolen Jim Cornette’s booking idea for him.
>>20435357Yeah probably
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Cultivator of Class. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainment. The Favorite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Height of Heroism. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Nobodies. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanillas. The Waster of the Weak. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots.The Undisputed WWE Universal ChampionThe 3-Time WWE ChampionThe 2-Time Universal ChampionThe 1-Time WWE World Heavyweight ChampionThe 1-Time Intercontinental ChampionThe 1-Time United States ChampionThe 1-Time Tag Team ChampionWinner of the Royal RumbleThe Grand Slam ChampionThe Triple Crown ChampionTHE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNERTHE INDOMITUS REXTHE TERROR THAT RISESTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE BIG DOG OF THE YARDTHE MUSCLE OF THE SHIELDTHE HEAD OF THE TABLETHE CHIEFTAIN OF THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYTHE FOUR-MILLION VIEWER MANTHE MOVER OF NEEDLESTHE TRIBAL CHIEFTHE ORIGINAL TRIBAL CHIEFTHE OTCONES TO THE SKYYOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONENTER GODMAN REIGNS
Roman's from Pensacola FloridaWhy does he larp like he's from Samoa?I don't larp like I'm from the Italian mountainside
>>20435402which was what, he comes out of a box?
>>20435393broke ass nigga couldn't afford a hard cam seat huh
>>204354051
>>20435402Him fucking Jim's wife wouldn't have gotten him over.
>fresh out of prisonwtf cole
WCP MENTIONEDHOG MENTIONEDGCW MENTIONED
GENDER CHANGE WRESTLING
>HOG
>>20435406>>I don't larp like I'm from the Italian mountainsidecap
>>204354142
>7:21>main eventWhat the fuck is this shit?
MULTIPLE INDIE MENTIONS
lol at this ugly nigger hair lol
SACRAMENTO
why do they have jean-michel basquiat doing the introductions
How long do we have to put up with women ring announcers? Always makes an event feel small
>>20435424Indie wrestling historian Michael Cole
KODAK I THOUGHT THEY LOCKED THAT NIGGA UP A COUPLE DAYS AGO
Alicia Taylor unprofessional lookin like a fuckin cartoon (not a complement)
>>20435440You live in the wrong timezone. Sorry about that.
This is the last match? This was pure feces.
>>20435424Literal who’s We only care about JCW here
JUST START THE DAMN MATCHFOR FUCKS SAKE
RoOoMAN
>>20435450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-G1nnfyWmc
SPOTEM GOTTEM CHADS
>>20435440i told them i'm falling asleep
>>20435471kek
>>20435462I'm still not convinced she isn't just Xavier in drag.
>>20435457until mike rome decides he wants to leave florida and get back on the road
OTC YUO MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HEEM SAARS
>>20435406It's his gimmick you moron
I'm sorry, but the main event of a PLE should never start before 9:30 EST at the EARLIEST. It nerfs the aura like 75%. I can't even be asked to care about this match; I'm going to have it on in the background and fuck around on my computer.
>>20435487Sir i love the roman Rain sirs
>>20435473kek what a red hot crowd
>>20435483AND her voice cracked KWAB
What's the point in watching? You know Roman is gonna win so what's the point?
>>20435406Jimmy and Jey were born in San Francisco Solo and Jacob in SacramentoA bunch of the others in the Anoan'i family were from California or the StatesThey're all LARPers, a lot of the West Coast ones grew up around blacks so they act like thugs too
>>20435473Holy shit I forgot he did this shit kek
>>20435473>Austin losing his shitlmao
This match makes me want to watch AEW
Seven kids?
Can we end the Jacob experiment already
disgusting chud behaviour by that announcer going out there lookin like that
Reminder this bitch gave up her multimillion dollar job of saying people's names because Ricochet is a fucking loser
>>20435501To see if Roman isn’t winning.
they really need to drop this disgusting unprofessional DE hire sheboon. have a little self respect WWE.
>>20435501Roman is fucking off, there is a chance Fatu wins.
>>20435518That coconut nigga be fucking
>>20435501>>20435493Yeah I honestly couldn't care less about this match, the show peaked with the danhausen match and cenas announcement.
>>20435457I'd rather them than that retard on Smackdown. I can't stand him. No idea why they have Mike Rome down in NXT. He's great and I'd much rather see him on the main roster
>>20435518I mean the do like to larp as blacks
>>20435514https://watch-wrestling.eu/aew-collision-fairway-to-hell-5-9-2026/605d202cf7bbbbfabedfa4d97c6279b0
>>20435142They are full of shit and should be brutally mocked
>>20435525heard she is "announcing" at mandingo mudshows now since her music career flopped
>>20435518roman's not far behind, but at least in his defense, he has two sets of twins kek just bad luck
If the Tongan Dead Grip is so powerful why doesn't every just use it to auto-win?
>Super secret submission nobody has used before because it's so devastatingThis is like when a show introduces a brother the main character never mentioned before
>>20435537Why is the singular AEWxir so desperate to try and get people to watch tranny slop? AEW has been around since 2019. We know it exists. No one fucking cares
>>20435518Low IQ morons always have the most kids while high iq Krn like Cena has zero
>>20435550Its called the Tongue & Death grip you fucking mark
>>20435142what were the "leaks"? i've been super checked out
>>20435550These are the types of questions.
Jacob Fatu going from being basically blacklisted by WWE for years to this is crazy
>>20435550it gives you hand cancer
LET'S GO FATASS
Im sorry but Jacob Fatu isnt main event material. If youre his height you need the best mic skills in the company
>>20435568he was blacklisted for beating up tsa
>>20435533You peaked just before you feel from ur mum pussey
All it takes to get gigapushed in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world is to be1) Samoan2) in shapeYet only one man in history has been able to do it, everyone else has run into the fat fuck ceiling.
Why is the Mandible Claw some forbidden Voldemort shit but Samoan Spike is ok
>>20435568Samoans always get special treatment; Jey has gotten like 50 DUIs at this point and Triple Cuck will never punish him.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>20435566CM Punk as Danhausen partnerKairi run in during Asuka/Iyo matchCena announcing some Club WWE shit as his announcement
Roman generously putting Fatu over early with the strength competition exchanges. Nice older cousin move.
>>20435560was responding to nigga who said the slop made him want to watch the tranny fed you stupid fuck
>>20435550for me, its just bringing a gun to your match
>>20435587Haku's power level is higher than Umaga (somehow)
>>20435566Jelly roll as Danhauser partner, Kairi appearance, Cena to announce WWE club
>>20435550Only Tongans can use itThey have the natural grip strength from their childhood of gripping trees to get down the coconutsIt's only ever taught to Tongans and the Samoan people who have elevated themselves to earn it
>>20435589This gimmick isn't over with me, but it also isn't not over with me.
Is there anything cringier than coordinated "dueling" crowd chants?
LET'S GO ZIGGLEROTCLET'S GO ZIGGLEROTC
>>20435587because the fiend did it idfk
KINOOOO
He’s Fatuing up.
>>20435591>>20435566>>20435609literally wrong about everything
HE'S FATTING UP
>kicks out at 1 on a signature move>no crowd reaction at alloof
Drooling saliva
How’s the guy whose gimmick is no selling everything gonna end up losing?
He’s Fatuning up!
FAT-TOOTOO-FAT??
>>20435648Unmute your shitty little laptop
that looked like it fucked up his neck
>jacob throwing his ass into roman's face
>>20435663He will get speared
I'm turning it off I'm leaving the threadGoodbyeYou guys can say bye if you want
So cool that Jacob is getting dual cheers with Roman. So proud of him
>>20435463>East CoastoidsCringe
Fatu trying to hide his gut with the same high waisted pants Bayley wears. Pathetic
TABLE BTFO
did cole really just boast the show is sold out while they camera man decided to pan across 1/3 of the stadium being tarped?fucking lmao
>>20435669kek it's probably an apple shitcan
mehthis match is just some shit you'd see on a raw main event
>>20435663He’s all gas, no brakes widdit so he goes until he gets KO’d
>>20435685Like 75% of the country is EST time zone you retard
>>20435669>>20435695>Roman took a bump through a table>zero pop
ROMANROMANDO A RAGING DEMONLIGHT PUNCH LIGHT PUNCH FORWARD MEDIUM HEAVY
I'm a bit bored, can we talk about something else?What are you guys doing after this?
>>20435696Roman hasn't wrestled in a Raw main event in like 6 years
>All gas, no brakes with it!>Do you know what I mean?
Jacob is what they thought Solo would be by now
>>20435692I love tummies so much.
Just ordered some Panda. Should be here in time for the main event
>>20435720Jacob blows. At least Solo is funny
crowd is hot
>finisher slop
>>20435692they shut the lights off over the crowd during the "this is awesome clap clap clap* chant so you can't see its piped in and no one in the stadium was clapping
AAAAOOOOOOGGGGGAAA
Crowd going apeshit for this match
>>20435705kek this looks so shitty
>>20435720Solo being an Umaga stand in became pointless when they hired Jacob
Imagine being 12 years old and your parents get you tickets to backlash and the main event is Jacob OBESEtu
>>20435643Nostradamus of our time. He better predict who becomes next president so I could bet on the opponent
>in b4 usos run in
>>20435753turn your monitor on
Pretty crazy 2.9 kick out from Roman
I dont even like Roman but I have to admit, he has the best 2.99 kickout ive ever seen
RAVEN FATU
>>20435753but enough about the life you’ve built for yourself
>>20435720Jacob looks like he ate Solo
OTCOTCOTCOTC
>3 great matches>midgetkinoterrific show lads
Kairi Sane is really gonna interfere in this match....
>>20435550poop
>neither of them willing to bump from the trading blowsspoiled fags with no real competition fucking pissant fucking gAyEW
Why doesn’t Roman just use the coconut grip too
Enjoying the show?
>Tongan death gripbut enough about my masturbation techniques
Everybody immediately looks to the ramp for the run in.
~{}< My Name,Is God.|'|| be The Fina| Opponent,4 [Each] And [Every] 1 of {;U;}
Who are we voting for the John Cena classic
>ref bump
>Tongan death grip gets buried immediatelyLmao
REF BUMP
>>20435825
>finisher slopI sleep
KINOOOOO
>>20435829didn't that move basically put dudes out in under 5 seconds in WCW?
Great match
IF Y A SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLITS THE ROCKITS THE ROCK
What was the fucking point of that ref bump
botch
>>20435845Roman isn’t that strong
>>20435836Same, Logang
LMFAO WTF
What a shitty finish
>>20435846Haven't been paying attention but crowd is hot so I assume so
So what's next for Fatu?
>>20435817Yes daddy haitch
>no dq for blatant turnbuckle pad removal and use???
?
Why is Jacob no selling?
lmao ref bump red herring to work the smarks
Whoops!! FA-TWOOOOO
ROMANWINSLOL
That cant be the main event right?
Dumb ref
>>20435848What was the fucking point of that entire match
>>20435865I LOVE YOU, ROMAN
>>20435865Apparently no selling
>samoan being damaged by a headbutt into the corner???????????????????????????????????
cena will come out
>>20435820>Is-is that-? No- no, it can’t be! Chris Island? CHRIS ISLAND IS BACK! CHRIS ISLAND IS BACK!>*Chris Island runs in-ring, whoops both tricks, standing tall*>”I’m the only real Islander in WWE”>goes on to become the first John Cena Champion
holy no sell
15 minute main event. show finished by 7:45 on a saturday nightthis is the state of your wwe
>>20435836>>20435855Indian homosexual that avatarfags as logan
FUCK DAN ENGLER
Lolromanwins
Zzzz 3.1/10, slightly better than Wrestlemania night 1, waste of time.
REF BTFO
rip ref
DO IT JACOBKILL ROMAN
wtf is this no sell
>bury Tongan death grip in its first match>Try to put it over again after the matchJust retarded booking
HE JUST ASSAULTED THE HOMO REF, THAT'S A HR VIOLATION!
BASADOOO
FECES FECES FECES FECES FECES FECES
Fatu needs to sell better
At least Jakwab didn't win i guess
Casemiro's is in wwe
>>20435899haha you got scammed by based logod and have been seething ever since
>Jacob Fatu vs The Hurricane THANK YOU HUNTER
>quick, we gotta explain why Roman won't be making any June appearances
PEARCE BTFO
>This is how they write Roman off
Why didn't he do this during the match?
>we need an excuse for Roman to fuck off (despite having the title)it's so tiresome
I completely zoned out during the main event, and started shitposting instead. Forgot it was even on until Jacob's music hit. Was it any good?
>this is how they write Roman off
CHIMPOUT!!
>>20435709playing halo 2
lol they probably thought he would get booed
CALL ICE
So thisi s how we write roman off for a few monthsgreat
see once a criminal always a criminalscum never washes away especially criminal scum
>>20435920haha you're an Indian
they never had to go this extra to write him off, what's happening
>>20435895I would finish inside Jade in 7.5 seconds
CALL DA AMBER LAMPS
>>20435845Been rewatching Killjoys, so gonna toss that on, and play some Rimworld.
>>20435709I'm having grok generate some scenes where luna lovegood hasn't had a shower in a few days and gets her asshole eaten by ginny
DA SAMOAN BULDOZER
Are yall using your dude wipes on your slim jim tables whilst you wear your ginger bread man shirts?
>Roman is shoot dead>Usos nowhere in sight
Wheres the yeat bros
>>20435948haha youre an indian AND got scammed
>>20435951He said this time he's here to stay.
CALL TRUMP GOD PLEASE
>wields the Tongan “Death Grip”>opponent still aliveKWAB
If Gunther doesnt beat Cody at the end of the month I'm legit taking a break from wrestlingFed upNot watching gayew, just quitting
AND NEW
>>20435951Because he said that he was gonna be here all summer
K E K
>>20435963>no u haha I win and you confirmed you're an Indian
>that's it
>>20435951Isn’t he advertised for Monday?
>roman fucks off again with the beltVince is back baby
i didnt think it was possible to have a show worse than mania was this yearI STAND CORRECTED!
>>20435606just remove the belt off him
>>20435955was meant for >>20435709
Danhausan tag and Iyo/Asuka were the only good matches
That's it? What a dogshit ple
>>20435970See you the next week after
>>20435976>no uhaha I win and you confirmed you're an Indian that got scammed
>Roman returns>Barely shows up or does anything>Has a match>Gets written off so he can be gone for months only to return againSame old shit.
>>20435960I want to wipe my slim jim on Shotzi's tablet.
Instead I probably could’ve finished Clair Obscur but I hate myself so I watched the whole thing
>>20436014You expect new shit?
Waste of fucking time Can't believe I was slightly excited for that bullshit
>>20436027Same I missed Mario Kart /v/eekend for this
Great show
>>20436014You wanted Roman as champ. There you go.
Hey Kairi show is over you can stop sucking HHH sausage and go back home.
>>20435936Roman is up and walking in the post show
Oh he's alright so they're not writing him off after all
>”You don’t belong here, Jacob.”>”You are full of sufferin’ succotash, son!”
The people who've stuck with WWE over the last two years and actually still watch this garbage are the slime at the very bottom of the barrel I'd be embarrassed to tell people I watch the current product
ref bump is an excuse for a rematch i guess
I'm done with this bullshit company, and I'm never watching this shit again!See you fags on Monday.
this bald guy on the post show is insufferable
>>20436108Well I like roll around in poop so there, take that chud.
>>20436046No I didn't.
>>20436108I'd be more embarassed about watching AEW in any capacity
(((TKO))) sends its regards
guess we can confirm AEW > WWE once and for all after tha shit PLE. Shame Asuka had to retire on such a shit show, hopefully Tony brings her to AEW and gives her a proper run
Why the hell are they running this Old Man Rollins storyline when Cody, Punk, and Roman are all older than him?
>>20436275Kys
>>20435121I didnt even watch this. Just seeing this picture makes me die a little inside
>>20436284The emotional heart of the Wrestlemania main event was calling Punk old. Then he lost because he's old.
>>20435701You're really going to accuse me of being a retard when you got the percentage wrong and a majority of the country's population does not live in the Eastern Time Zone? Plurality =/= majority btw.Kys idiot.
