How is this old fart still going?
>>20442146It’s an AI hologram
>>20442146sex
alcohol makes you stronger
>>20442146Why does he look Slavic
imagine how many times he's shit his pants in that chair
>>20442146don't think he roided, maybe in his first WWF run, but not to Hogan levels.
>>20442146I quite honestly don't know how you can go on living after your child kills themselves.
>>20442234Is he really alive at this point? All he seems to do is pick twitter fights and get drunk in public.
>>20442146It would have been fun to sit at the bar with Flair and listen to him trash Luka for being a soft yuro bitch.
>>20442146let's see...he outlived: >hulk hogan>scott hall>bray wyatt>eddie guerrero>brodie lee>ultimate warrior>sycho sid>ted turner>chris benoit>randy savage>curt hennig>owen hart>davey boy smith>jim neidhart>junkyard dog>bad news brown>terry funk>ole anderson>trent acid>george steele>afa>sika>sabu>yokozuna>umaga>jay briscoe>roddy piper>chyna>animal>hawk>droz>bruno sammartino>new jack>vader>the iron shiek>superstar billy graham>antonio inoki>bam bam bigelow>david von erich>kerry von erich>mike von erich>chris von erich>his own fucking son
>>20442455Him and Vince need to go 1 on 1 in the ring, have them both die after flair locks in the figure 4. Kino
>>20442455Remember he was close to dying not long ago. Picked up right where he left off with the booze. You look at people like Jake who are tied up with health issues to this day despite kicking old habits. I don't get it.
>>20442486Cut to Jake backstage laughing nefariously.
>>20442146I have no idea. I was in an elevator in Vegas at the Palms last year and he and his handler got on. He looks like a shoot walking corpse.
>>20442491Tick tock Jake
>>20442146Ric Flair is a genetic freak. He would have been like a Brock Lesnar if he lived a clean life. Drugs and alcohol definitely reduced what his peak could have been.
Conrad is an enabler
>>20442273that sounds like a pretty typical boomer to me
>>20442146getting drunk nourishes the soul
>>20442528>that physiquethose are some shitty ass genetics brah
The hell...
>>20442146>tells everyone Hulk Hogan was a crack addict for no reason whatsoever Based
>>20442602Have you never seen an old person before?
>>20442602never seen a 90 year old young buck before?
>>20442528Flair needs to give his body to science when he dies. Humanity needs to figure out if he's half water bear or something
>>20442146CAUSE HE NEVER STOPPED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20442665
>>20442146because he's the GOAT, and also because he's pickled himself with years of heavy drinking.
>>20442146He's legit happy, anon. He doesnt live for anyone but himself
>>20442146Drank so much his body evolved to turn alcohol into life force
>>20442528>He would have been like a Brock Lesnar if he lived a clean life. drugs and alcohol had no bearing on the plane crash which is why he stopped looking like that
>>20444095I'm sure Flair used more drugs and alcohol after the plane crash for the pain. But Lesnar kwabbed himself by shooting starring himself on his own neck.
>>20444114>But Lesnar kwabbed himself by shooting starring himself on his own neck.unironically that's not even as bad as flair's injury, the crash fucked his back to the point that he was never able to take a flat back bump again and he's still considered the GOAT worker in spite of it
>>20442455Steroids and pain killers are apparently more dangerous than coke and alcohol
>>20444131Yeah no shit
>>20444124Oldest ride, longest line
>>20442146for once ric flair is not the saddest thing in a picture. that's a grown ass man wearing a danhausen t-shirt.
>>20442273well in that case may he live another 70 years. based as fuck.
>>20442234why? so his kid was a dumb shit so he should be too? nah you gotta live life to the fullest.
>>20442212yeah he didn't take steroids which guarantees he will live to 110.
I unironically think that if you can handle heavy drinking, that’s an indication that your body is just built different. If you’re an alcoholic and you die, well it just means that you weren’t built different. You were built normal. WOOOOOO
>>20442167isn't he ethnically Russian? ik he was adopted
He did an hour on the stair master every single day, no matter how shitfaced he got the night before. I think that did a lot of good for his Cardiovascular health
bro that interview he did where he was all sad cause in the 80's it was women who used to talk to him after the shows and nowadays it's all balding fat guys was so fucking hilarious cause it's so real
>>20444378Damn someone let Ric use Danhausen's cloning machine
>>20442146Grown man with a danhausen shirt
Remember: Ric Flair predicted decades ago that he will ultimately die in a wrestling ring. He didn't say it as a joke.
>>20442455Goddam how could you leave off his greatest rival: Dusty Rhodes
>>20444378>hires a midget to lean on instead of being seen using a caneBased
>>20442146I don’t think he will see out the year
>>20445650Ric Flair's last retirement match was kino because everyone watching thought he was gonna die at some point. Ric made us all believe again for a moment.
