>>20447938
My finisher is called "The Rape" and I rape my opponent but my penis is too small so they no sell
I'm a lower card heel

Irish Whip (with theatrics)

an irish whip but it draws all the dimes

middle rope irish whip

Lucky Charms (two Irish Whips in quick succession)

I pull up a gun from my boot and shoot the guy in the balls
I call It Gunshot To The Balls

Reverse Irish Whip

Avalanche 450 Shooting Star German Suplex. Im 5'5 so I call it "The Irish Whip" as an homage to my genetics.

>>20447938
I have a special technique I invented which I call the "hidden hand". you use one punch to hide the next one. no, I won't elaborate further because it is a secret technique that will only be taught to my sons.

>>20447938
Irish Trigger

>>20447938
The Testicle Massage.

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mercury mist

the big shidder (i shid my pants in the middle of the ring and win by countout)

>>20448033
this is almost exactly like the finisher I used during my NJPW run. I called it アイルランドの鞭

>>20447938
The shartshooter, I take a shoot dump on my opponents head. Vince himself gifted it to me.

>>20448192
That faggot didn't even drink the mercury, he just palmed it.

mexican whip (botched)

>>20447938
The Tongan ass sniff

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I start the match by extending my arms forward in an attempt to choke my opponent and I simply march forward relentlessly until I get my way.

>>20449259
Taker did that when he first started

Why no American Whip?

I've mastered the art of pinching and can hit a pinch anywhere my fingers can touch resulting in excruciating pain and quick submissions.
Leg pinch, arm pinch, tummy pinch, ear pinch, I've got it all. I cut my nails a little right before each match so it really hurts you.

The White Man Marches On (Irish Whip but they don't stop running until they collapse from exhaustion while I drop down and leapfrog over and over again)

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>>20447938
The double decker shattered dreams. First is a big boot to their wives ovaries then a football punt to their balls

>>20447938
The Manchester Running Handshake, or as you Americans call it, the Irish Whip

The Irish Car Bomb (it's just a powerbomb)

>>20447938
will always be the razors edge for me

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>>20447938
The Rozzer Knee

The glare
I just glare at my opponent and they tap out

Irish Destroyer