The Honorable Judge Undertaker hereby declares Wrestler's Court IN SESSION.Those who wish to submit a case before the court may now approach.
>>20461374Fuck you, Mr. McCool
>>20461374I would like to request that this court issue an indictment for all tranny wrestlers, with a mandatory death sentence for all. also scott d'amore needs to be hanged in the town square as a warning to all filth like him.
>>20461374Someone needs to be done about joshiposters.
>>20461374>mmm your honor, we request a bench summons for all bookers and writers who have yet to have roxanne receive an over-the-knee spanking correction
>>20461435Objection! Your honor, our beloved sport is already thought of as really fucking gay. We don't wanna remove the actual proof we're into women.
>>20461374boomer faggot
>>20461395>>20461487The court finds you in contempt. JBL will be escorting you to the showers.>>20461420Kidd Bandit's defense has argued that more than 59% of the trans population cannot be executed without it constituting double jeopardy. How does the plaintiff respond?>>20461435What remedy do you request of the court?>>20461461Mmmmm. That's bad ass. Unless the plaintiff seeks further redress, the Court is prepared to sentence Roxanne to 15 minutes of over-the-knee spanking to constitute no less than 40 open-palm swats.
>>20461374can we please decree once and for all that sting was a tryhard loser who knew he couldnt make it on the real fed. and that ultimate warrior was forever based and redpilled. thank you your honor
>>20461374And how does the court find my bored flirting with the qt coworker latina that I didn't know was married?
>>20461481Mmmmmm that's a compelling argument >>20461804>Mmmmmmm if her husband isn't white then she's single
>>20461871>if her husband isn't white then she's singleBased 'Carder applying Timmy's Law.
May I approach the bench?
>>20461519I respond by pointing out that troons are not human beings and have no rights. the traditional protections against double jeopardy are therefore inapplicable.
I'm an independent wrestler, who keeps stealing my deodorant?
>>20461374I find triple nose's blatant use of chat gpt to book insulting and it threatens to expose the business. Alternatively, if he's actually this shit at booking and writing he should be barred from creative before every week there's a new masked assailant. You gotta do something, your Honortaker. I'm tired of only Samoans and washed up shitters like Punk in the main event scene
Taker sir, my opponent gave me a good match squeeze, but I looked it up after on cage match and it was only rated a 4.5
The Miz put a confederate flag in my gym bag.... he needs to be kicked out of the locker room, and perhaps, cancelled for hateful rhetoric
>>20461519the plaintiff only asks that he be granted the first two (2) minutes of spanking time
>>20461999>troons are not human beings and have no rightsA fair argument on its own. But if troons have no legal status or rights, to whom does the plaintiff direct this suit?
>>20461374Can we make it a requirement that you have to be able to walk to post here?
>>20462547You’d fail unfortunately.
>>20461374MARK GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER AND TAKE OUT THE FUCKIN TRASH ALREADY!Also, I told you cut the grass, go to the store and get my goddamned tampons, and clean up all the dog shit in the yard!Don't make me get the belt out!
>>20462601No way his wife calls him a mark
>>20462635Calls him Bitch more than anything.
>>20462449The court accepts your request on the condition that at least one cheek may not be reddened beyond the point of rosy to ensure equity with the others seeking restitution on this matter.
mmmmmmmmmm going for a lunch run for the bone street jury. what'll it be mmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>20462519tony khan and brett lauderdale for enabling the spread of the trannification virus. both of them should be put on trial for crimes against the entire business and as prosecutor I would recommend that they be burned at the stake.
>>20462635it would be hilarious if she calls him "my undertaker" in a paul bearer voice
>>20461786Can we get a ruling on this your honor
>>20461374my walls keep speaking yiddish can you do something about it taker
>>20464832so stipulated
>>20462601...biTCH...
Hogantranny needs to be drawn and quatered, regardless of your past dealings and discretions with one, Hulk Hogan, Mr. Lord of Darkness. The Hogantranny discord group that shares kiddy porn and congregates here needs to be liquified.
>>20461374Kane has erupted flames from the toilets again and now whole locker room smells like ribera
