Who was the Jannetty?
>>20461636Double Michaels and yet double jannetty.
>>20461636common double jannetty if we're being honest, upper midcard at best.
cookie monster was the michaels
>>20461636this ding dong & julian?
>>20461670He was an overrated shitter that got pushed way too early. He and Elmo but at least Elmo had kid appeal.
>>20461636Honestly the rubber ducky drew more than both of these jabronis
Every single promo they had together was Ernie working Bert into a shoot. What do you think?
>>20461690You're right that Elmo moved mad merch, but cookie monster was GOATed on the mic.
>>20461721He had a gimmick that was great for a year but unfortunately overshadowed his abilities. The jey uso. He didn’t need to improve and people got sick of him.
>>20461636I don't know the pencilhead's name
>>20461721Tickle me Elmo had marks fist fighting over it
>Roddy Piper level mic skills>Over with fans despite being a heel>Never main eventsAnother wasted talent
>>20461636Actually they both are, because neither of them are in the show anymore for the most part. The show now focuses on the "core four": Elmo, Cookie Monster, Grover, and Abby Cadabby. The people running the show now think those four are easy for kids to remember, and are heavily merchandisable. Ernie and Bert are basically not in the show anymore. Big Bird is basically not in the show anymore. Oscar is basically not in the show anymore. These characters will sometimes show up in animated segments, but for the most part are not part of Sesame Street.
>no ones favorite>can't promo>constantly shoved into top spot because of his size despite never being a draw on the level of Elmo of Cookie Monster
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
>>20461790>Sesame Street is in its Roothless Depression eraGrim
They're all jannetties compared to big dimes Muppets.
>>20461759Did he have heat backstage? How could you NOT put the strap on this dimes machine?>>20461800>>20461808Can't believe they spent years trying to force this shitter as a top guy.
>Have the size to be a great monster heel tag team>kept getting booked as midcard babyfacesWhat was Vince thinking?
>>20461636Whoever was the bottom
>Never Changed his gimmick>Never got go away heat>Always got the 123
>>20461909Oscar wasn't a mark. He did his job and left. Some times he just ignored the company to go do something else, so they could never fully commit to the guy or he them.
>job stable
>>20461636>comedy midcarders>inexclipably booked in a horror angleWhat was that about?
>>20461800This nigga had movies the only two bigger were Elmo and Kermit. You have lost your mind.
>>20461892Other way around. Sesame Fed gets millies and has a Netflix deal. Muppets are lucky to get one PPV a year with the Disney deal.
>>20462038>Despite being moderately well received, the film underperformed at the box office[5] due to having opened the same day as Fright Night and Weird Science, and faced heavy competition from Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Disney's The Black Cauldron and National Lampoon's European Vacation among other films.[6] It grossed $2,415,626 on its opening weekend. By the end of its theatrical run, its total gross was $13,961,370.[7] This production, along with other unsuccessful ventures, hurt the Children's Television Workshop financially during the 1980s, though they did recover afterwards.Birdetty can't draw
>>20461790Who the fuck is Abby Cadabby
>>20461636Bert
>>20462077Still drew more than Elmo in Grouchland.
>>20461636Burtetty
>>20462139>Abby Cadabby>Tony Geiss conceptualized Abby as a way to simultaneously introduce a major female character to the show and add someone from a different culture, without "having consciously to introduce somebody from Indonesia or India."AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Say what you want about Baby Bear's ring work, his commentary was GOAT.
>>20461759why'd he do it
>>20461759Dude had major drug issues and locker room heat with everyone
>>20463270>We do say that word here, Gordon!
>>20463263Yep, too bad about the rape allegations tho
Secretly based
>>20461800MFer was the Big Show of the 'street
>>20462139Some foreign whore they pulled from japan fed or some shit
In its heyday who on the Street was on the most gear? Like steiner/warrior levels of juice
>>20463320It was just drunk sex. The court ruled against her.
>>20461790Bert and ernie are on legends contracts, maybe show up to a few signings a year
>>20463270Did you watch him on Rogan? His "cunt" ex-wife secretly recorded him dropping those N bombs, he said he was on major pain killers tho for knee surgery
Cookie Monster did his best work in the territory days when he was the Wheeler Stealer.
>>20461925The Count knows it's all about money and miles and isn't a self-mark.
>>20463353You don't get to be a big bird without big juice.
>>20463388who's the cute joshi?
counts dimes in your path
>>20461800He would be remembered as the GOAT if he did go on the Challenger.
>>20463307Holy fuck lmao
>>20463458Then why does bret hart talk so much shit about him in his book
>>20461636They're solid hands, but Kermit is the Michaels. He's day one OG on Sesame Street and did go well with growing the brand they started a second territory, The Muppet Show, and got that over as well.
this was a rock vs hogan moment
>>20463564Elmo is a faggot.
>>20463560i see him more as hogan or bruno honestly
>>20463568the dimes drawn say otherwise
>>20463564Elmo's mic work sucked compared to The Green Machine tho.
>overpushed as fuck>eventually gets it and becomes dimesthe roman reigns of sesame street
>>20463601
>>20463568>>20463582Elmo is the Cena. Insanely over with little kids, but old school fans hated him and hated seeing him take over the entire product.
This fucking bitch always had go away heat with me, brother.
>>20463617On point.
>>20461636Ernie has at least three all time classic entrance themes:>I don't want to live on the moon>Rubber Duckie >Dance myself to sleepFour if you count "Put Down The Duckie".What does Bert have?
Elmo and Cookie are the Rock/Austin, Big Bird is a washed shitter who doesn’t have what it takes anymore, Bert/Ernie are solid hands who aren’t self marks and don’t have to get their shit in to have a good segment.
>>20463571Bruno fits. A holdover from the NWA territory days who stuck around after the national push began
>Booker T and Goldust.
>>20463464>It's realhttps://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/nasa-confirms-talks-fly-big-bird-doomed-shuttle-challenger-n353521
>>20462702>gets nuclear heat
>>20463263Name a better commentary team. I dare you.
>Look! That little AEW guy just did a flip!>I'm gonna do a flip myself.>Oh yeah?>Yeah, flip the channel.>DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
>"Look! Even the fans are flipping!>"They are?">"Yeah, flipping their genders!>"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
>"Man, those Young Bucks sure like their spots, huh?">"You know what sp[ot they'd really like?">"What's that?">"A spot in the big leagues!">"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO!"
>>20462016Pop
>"They say Jericho is a tables match specialist.">"Oh yeah?">"Yeah, the buffet tables!">"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!"
>"Tony's dad sure buys him a lot of toys.">"He might want to return the Nyla Rose one.">"Why's that?">"The parts are all wrong!">DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
>"I hear they've been giving out these AEW tickets for free.">"Free? They paid me 30 bucks!">"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
>>20463560Nobody ever talks about the third brand, but it was dimes.
For me it's fozzie bear
>"Hey, who's that guy pointing his finger like that?">"Him? Oh, that's Kenny Omega. He's klnown for his finisher, the One-Winged Angel.">"One-Winged Angel? Looks more like a Two-Armed Fairy to me!">"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
>>20463888kek
>console war shitthread ruined
>"Did you hear about the time The Elite went to confront CM Punk in his locker room? They kicked in the door!">"Oh really, what happened next?">"They slapped their thighs!">"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
>"Actually, AEW is selling out everywhere!">"Really?">"Yeah, most of the fans come dressed as empty seats!">"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
>"I had a date with an AEW tranny the other night.>"How was it?">"I hoped for the breast, but expected the wurst!">"DOOOOHHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO!!"
>"Did you hear about the ratings for the last Dynamite show? They won for their key demographic!">"Yeah, 18-35 year old faggots!">"DOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
>>20463968
Keep seething about aew that's definitely healthy
>"Just look at these AEW fans. I bet those guys have NEVER had sex with a woman!">"Yeah, but the female fans have!">"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
>>20463888GOAT tag team for me
>"Boy, that Darby Allin! He should be the main event with how much he destroys his own body!>"They're saving it for his biggest show yet...">"Oh yeah? What's that?">"His funeral!">"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
>>20463702Na, Gonzo is fucking original D O I N K
>Would you like to try a Slim Jim?>No, I never touch them.>*Cuts him in half with a pair of scissors*>People who don't eat Slim Jims just seem to snap.
>>20463876Telly is not on the show at all anymore because his neurotic personality was considered stressful to children.
>>20461636Obviously Bert
>>20463305but enough about mr shuffleupagus
Elmo is literally Roman Reigns before Roman Reigns could even speak.
>>20464006old kermit was like new jack. why did he shoot on the other guy so much?
Fuck you, AEWtist
>>20463942my nigga put in some nasty WORK in that fed
>>20464064Thats not Kermit, that's Wilkins
>>20461707Based ribmaster Ernie making Bertetty seethe
I liked Elmo until I learned about his back stage politicking and how he buried Big Bird.
Workhorse who always put in a good show. They tried to bury him with the Super Grover comedy gimmick but he made it work because he’s the GOAT
whatever happened to this dude? he was one of the early stars but then completely fell off? did he OD or is he trying to scratch a living out on the convention circuit?
>>20464878>Super Grover comedy gimmickthat was a humiliation ritual. who did he have so much heat with backstage? on the old wresting forums they use to share stories of all the crazy shoot fights he had backstage. dude was always ready to throw hands
>>20464883Hes dead bro. "Heart attack" at fuckin 52. Just a kid
>>20463339WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLWELL IT'S THE BIG BIRDYEAH IT'S A BIG BAD BIRD TONIIIIIIGHTYEAH IT'S THE BIG BIIIIIIIRD
>>20463627>worked by a comedy heelRocko is a dimes gimmick.
>>20463876There's practically no Muppets left, he's reduced to background. It's basically the Elmo and Abby show. They usually throw in Cookie because he's dimes and Rosita to Spanish pander. Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Gonzo, and Oscar are the only other regulars they use anymore. I'm surprised Monster Foodies has endured, but it helps that Gonger is a dimes sidekick.I miss Murray.
>autistic girl Muppet>two nigger Muppets for some reason>Abby and RudyAll utterly fucking dimeless. The only "new" Muppet they ever created was Gonger, and he came from some Britbong spin-off.
>>20462016I forgot all about this, what WAS that about?
>>20465174
>>20463583Yeah but he’s also like 4
>>20461759Based and accurate
Who is the Big Poppa Pump of the muppets
>>20465464
>>20465474Damn. how do you achieve this? Tren+GOMAD?
>>20465464Sweetums.
>locker room cumrag
>>20465567You could've just said "Paige"
>>20465607
Are the rumors about Guy Smiley abusing ring boys true?
>>20461690So Elmo is the John Cena of sesame street?>takes over the entire show>sells a bunch of bullshit to kids>doesn't put any of the other muppets over
>>20465765>has a few brief comedy tag teams with mid cardersHe might be.
>>20464878This nigga is literally Hurricane Helms
>>20465567Carmella toward the end of her run.
>>20463560Kermis is Sami Zayn. Remains hugely popular despite always losing and putting others over big time.
>>20463458Basically Undertaker with his deadman gimmick. Counting his wrestlemania streak.
>>20465474*glass breaks*
>>20464878>Super Grover was set to make an entrance from the ceiling and he uh fell from the ceiling. I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Grover has died.
>>20466337They didnt even stop the show...Guys were wrestling with bits of his blue fur still in the ring...
>>20466337>Good evening. Tonight, this arena here in Corpus Christi, Texas, was to have been filled to capacity with enthusiastic Sessme Street fans. Tonight's storyline was to have been the alleged demise of my character, Mr. McMahon. However, in reality, Sesame Street Superstar Mr. Hooper, is dead.
LA KNIGHT YIP
>>20466337Kek
Why did Vince try to force these dimesless undercard shitters and their stupid tag gimmick on every Raw?
>>20461800>Bigbirdtranny trying to rewrite history to make it seem like Big Bird was never over in the 80s and 90sOBSESSED.
Damn...even The Muppets shit on AEW. KEK!
>>20466440Noooo!!!. They said his wife and kid are dead!?!? gas leak at the house? I better go out and buy his merch before it sells out
>Gordon screwed Gordon.
