>>20504980>ok boss. I’ll take a beating for 15 minutes then you can get the hot tag to take the glory like you deserve. I’m just happy you chose to work with me. can I get you anything from catering?
>>20505021>Mmmm-nope. Sorry, kid. Pulling rank on you tonight. You start first and get your shit, I'll come in half way tmfor the herls to cut me off in their corner and do some double-team moves, I hit the chokeslam and falling powerbomb, you get the hot tag, hit your finisher, and we get our straps. Don't worry about catering; we're getting steaks afterwards My treat."
>>20505050>No thats OK dude. The fans want to see the Big Red Machine whoop some ass. You get the hot tag and finish
>>20505610>Actually, sir, I'm vegan. And the office hasn't decided on a finish for me yet. Hayes said we'd worry about that if I ever won a match.
>>20504980>BASED! What are your thoughts gun control?
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Hell yeah brother
>>20504980>aight bet
>>20504980Done
>>20506098Absurd amounts of dimes in this team up
>>20506025>You're the best, man. I don't know why Dwayne always called you a Big, Red Retard.
>>20507175>So I walk up to Glen and I say “Hey man, listen we are working with Hogan tonight why don’t we do a skit backstage where you come in and imitate our famous catchphrases? the crowd will go wild”. I really helped make the character Kane an all time legend with that pitch.
What a wonderful thread
>>20506186BAH GAWD HELL HAS FROZEN OVER KINGHERE COMES KANE AND MISTER FREEZE AND THEY WANT SOME OF THE DUDLEY BOYZ' ASS
>>20507175>We'll all bring our families!>Haha.. yeah sounds good Big Red. our families... should be a lot of fun
>>20508489>Oooooh my Undertaker would you like a an extra large popcorn ?
>>20504980>You're winning the match tonight kid, just escape the chokeslam and I'll bump on my knees.
>>20504980Thanks for drawing the house, Mr. Kane.
