>“It was not a good travel weekend for me. I was supposed to get picked up Saturday morning, and at like 6 o’clock I had a chat with my travel guy—why would you fly me at 6 in the morning for a Sunday night show?”>“So I had the alarm set, the driver’s going to pick me up, and all of a sudden I fell. I hadn’t had a fall in weeks, so I fell and busted my ass. If I had my phone with me, I could’ve gotten help. So as a result of that, I missed my flight.”>“Flights, as you’re aware, are horrible—flying is the worst time of my life. Flying experiences have been horrible. So I got rebooked and got to New York City, LaGuardia, that night. I talked to Barry Bloom and saw people in the lobby at the hotel.”>“Then I got to my room on Saturday night, and as you can see, I’m still leery. So I laid on the bed and put my ass on the edge of the bed and just relaxed. But little did I know my back was going to go out on me. So now I’m in the hotel with my back out, and I can’t function. So it was just a horrible experience. And I flew back home on Monday night—but boy, I suffered for a while.”>“Gives me a chance to get my ailments addressed. I had a positive doctor’s appointment with my neurologist—everyone’s getting in on it, man. They took a bunch of blood, ran some tests.”>“They’re worried about dementia or Alzheimer’s, and I’m like, ‘What the hell are you gonna do about it? There’s not a cure.’ If there’s any medicine I should be taking preventatively, tell me what they are and I’ll do it. But you know, we’ll see how it works out. I’m going through a lot of tests. I don’t feel bad at all—I feel great, actually. But you know, getting old is a b***.”
riiiighhht. He's totally not paying black prostitutes to beat the shit out of him
>>20556296He always has a black eye and "a mysterious fall", he's 100% getting beaten by his family
>>20556296It is happening again. It is happening again.
either way it's elder abuse by his kids. nobody falls down this many times without getting put in a home. usually one bad fall (and a black eye is a BAD FALL) is more than enough for most normal people to put their father in a home.
they don't want to use up his money on his long-term care by putting him in a care facility like he needs so he's left to rot and hurt himself at home until he dies. very greedy daughters. he should've had a son instead.
same thing happened to Stan Lee and is happening to Frankie Valli right now.
conrad needs that insurance payout
>>20556296Yeah sure thing Jim. Anything to get out of work huh?
who is forcing him to punch himself in the face? vince?
he went from Good Old JR to Sad Old JR
How it it always his eye from falling? How many times have you fallen down and gotten a black eye? Ou get that from getting hit, not falling. This is like the 10th time for Jim. Surprised he's never been publicly questioned about his obvious bullshit lies.
the only way he can say "you should've seen the other guy" is if the other guy is Jay Leno
>there's no cure what the hell did you want me to do Popped me
>>20556296how would having his phone help him get up?? by calling someone? then it's the person who is helping him get up, not the phone.
It's me. I'm the one who keeps pushing JR down the stairs.
>>20556484TELL ME WHY DAMMITYA SONUVABITCH TELL ME WHY
>>20556484Are you in his walls?
>>20556484oh for the love of god....NO...THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>20556484Good for you. Get that bag, girl.
>>20556405if you get a black eye, you don't necessarily take a hit anywhere near your eye. he could fall and bang the back of his head for instance.what happens is if you picture a skull the blood pools in your large eye cavities because it's the place in the skull with the most amount of room. that said i still think it's black hookers beating him.
>>20556484HOW ARE YOU SMILING?DO YOU HAVE NO HEART?DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
He can't live alone anymore. This is like his 5th fall. One of these days, he's going to fall and he won't be getting back up.
>>20556508Is that a threat?
>>20556493Sometimes I tell him "That was for D-Von." But honestly, I do it because it's funny.
>>20556508please don't sit on our beloved JR
>>20556296This has happened the last 4 Double or Nothings btw. I think Tony is desperate for a tribute show.
>>20556605>This has happened the last 4 Double or Nothings btwthis is freaking me out. this is so eerie.
>>20556296>sorry, Tony. Can't make it. A hooke- I mean I uh fell again.
This is some fetish shit 100%
he must be falling down directly face first ala Greg Valentine and Ric Flair
>>20556605wait, this is ANOTHER one? *checks date* holy shit.
>>20556296This isn’t a recent picture you retards. He didn’t have a gigantic black eye during the PPV.
>>20556630he do be taking flops like flair kek
>>20556296KWAB
did Jim pay another prostitute to kick his ass again?
>>20556296>Oops I fell on my eye againLike a battered Irish housewife
>>20556802felt cute took a selfie
>>20556802hurt himself hulking up
>>20556802but why would you take selfies of it? wouldn't you be embarrassed? this is totally a humiliation ritual (by black hookers of course.)
>>20556296actual news show no black eye:>https://www.ringsidenews.com/jim-ross-reveals-scary-fall-travel-nightmare-before-aew-double-nothing/
>>20556802he takes gruesome closeups of his battered face and then posts them online to his social accounts. that's really messed up. either a cry for help... or he does indeed get off on showing himself beaten up. like a masochism thing or something. like really why does he want us to see him like this? he could just say he fell and will be back soon etc.
>>20556306It does seem odd that he seemingly lands eye-first every time he takes a spill
>>20556296Do these black eyes correlate with Jim Ross' AEW contract being in its final year?
>>20556887His wife dying broke him, now he's an old man with a frozen face and it's too late to start again. Time to goon I guess.
>>20556296this happens way to oftenI'm willing to bet he is into some kinky fucked up shit and has some Asian girl beating his ass
>>20558930christ, pay attention to the thread. this pic was already posted and it's black hooker beating him up not asian ones.
>>20556306More like he has some fetish and he has prostitutes beat him
>>20559012I'm pretty sure he has Riho do it.
I loved JR as a child, he helped make the Attitude era.Once he decided to betray WWE I wish him nothing but the worse and it looks like GOD agrees. Sincerely hope he has a slow painful death after he betrayed us.
>>20556802Fuck, this is sad. Used to love him as a kid. I know he's been outed as a racist but I can't help but for bad for him. Watched my dad start falling like this and its just horrible to get old.
>>20556296JR is too fat to fall directly on his face.
>>20559245he couldn't betray WWE after they already betrayed him first multiple times.
>>20556405>Surprised he's never been publicly questioned Sabu once tweeted "he didn't fall down he got his ass kicked by a chick with a dick". Not that Sabu was being serious, but he was at least raising other possibilities. As far as I know none of Jim's falls have resulted in any broken bones or sprained ankles or wrists, just the mysterious black eyes, which he just had to show the world each time.
I could take one fall but this nigga has fallen like six times already. Put him in a home or can't he live with one of his daughters.My mom is getting up in age too and it's the same thing. This woman refuses to calm the fuck down and I'm scared she's gonna bust her ass.
>>20556296Ross joined the black eye club, he's in esteemed company
>>20560166i think they keep telling him he has to renew his membership every year just to fuck with him
>>20560102>I could take one fall but this nigga has fallen like six times already.
He needs to give it up. He's going to die soon and he hasn't been good on commentary since AEW has formed. JR had some good calls thirty years ago and has coasted ever since. The only reason Vince kept him around as long as he did is because JR is a yes man and would fire whoever Vince told him to fire.
>>20558930Aren't most white men into this?
>>20559721ThisHe got fired and humiliated multiple times off and on screen
