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Zesty
>>20580272diddy ahh blud
why come they ain’t finna poo for lyra??
>>20580272zamn, coconut lite with a bit of fruit
i hate aew
i love aew
Is it just me or has this ppv flown by so fast it felt like only 15 minutes?
>>20580289always classy
>>20580290Why didn’t iyo have a WM match
>>20580289E-gooooKilliwiddiriddumkillumwiddasmal
When did you realise it was over for her?
>>20580272I'd suck Roman's cock. I'd beg for it.
women can't wrestle
>>20580289He has bitch tits
Why is WWE promoting this R rated movie so much when they're a PG company?
>>20580301time flies fast when youre having fun...
>>20580301Watching 5 hour AEW PPVs have made WWE PLE's feel like an hour long event
>>20580309her debut match on Raw where she botched like 4 different spots and forgot what corner to go to to tag
>>20580298SHUT THE FUCK UP RAPE "VICTIM"
>>20580319>we can't have swearing, bikini babes or blood>promote Scary Movie
is roman really going an hour?
>>20580319It's more PG-13 since Netflix, people have said fuck and shit uncensored for big angles.
>>20580310Many are saying this.
>>20580319They also constantly promote booze, what's your point?
Well…. Who wins this one?I’ll say Roman because it’s boring and safe, and because the writers have no idea how to write something interesting for the next 3 months with Roman serving Jacob.
>>20580339He’ll take half that walking to the ring.
>>20580339No.
>Raquel is going to win Queen of the Ring and Liv is going to have a 5 month long title reign with one match which she's going to lose
all these niggas sound like super mario to me I cant lie
>>20580310You have been to the gay bathhouse, I can tell.
>an hour of coconut bullshitPhil should have won
>>20580349Does anyone care who wins this match?
>>20580272JUST GET TO THE MATCH AND STOP WASTING OUR TIME
This Roman/Jacob feud has been very meh
>>20580360i wonder what goes through their head to think people want to watch 3 jabronis talk about the main event
>>20580309MAMMA MIA
>>20580353She might beat Vaquer again if she's back in time.
I though Jacob was injured
>>20580357>Phil should have wonToo late now nigger. Lie in your bed.
>>20580289
Why is that samoan talking like a black person
>signs were still on Lyra's seat for the soccer player who was under the spot there beforeHoly greed these fucking TKO jevvs>Whites in Scary Movie>"here to play bad music"TKD
Those stairs on the right side take up to much space.
>>20580357>it will another jey vs roman hour slogfestkill me
>>20580319>why just half gayyou know why.
>>20580377They have no culture of their own outside of pepper necklaces
i hate how now people say "what WE doing" instead of "what are YOU doing"
>i'm all OOPS, no UH-OH
>>20580353Paul can't book
forgot how gay this promo was
>>20580272I didn't even watched SmackDown and nothing in this PPV is a follow up from it. Why bother watching their 3 hour show going forward?
>>20580368>we want to look like a heckin sports cast so that the average person still doesn't think we're retarded hillbilly operaYou know, the regular Vince shit.
>>20580389c'mon now, that's really not fair. they come from a long line of cannibals
>>20580386Having a warm beef stick massaging your prostate feels great...
Why can Jacob not be understood? He's worse than booker t.
I’m so tired of Rhea just not getting any decent deep feuds and always just having friends and shit
>>20580398>PoV: you’re Buddy.
>>20580367I agree. It could’ve been so much better. The whole “firing” angle was dumb. The WHOLE thing should’ve just been about how he was the family member who got left out of the first rise of the Bloodline. They started there, but then added more unnecessary bullshit as they always do.
>I'll domesticate you like the NIGGER you are, you fat fucking bitchDid Roman go too far here?
>>20580396I just have it for background noise while i play poker on my Series X at this point.
SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS
tribal combat = coconut community theatre production
Will this have blood like last nights main event?
Jacob progressively loses more ring gear each week
crowd is dead silent for Jacob jesus
I'm stuck at work. Who's won so far? Worth watching later?
will the rock showing up to setup rock vs roman at wrestlemania 43 save this?
Is there a rule that no storyline advancement or backstage segments can happen on PPV's anymore? I remember all kinds of stuff going down during the Attitude era in the back. Not anymore.
>tribal combat>just dress like Solo
If Fatu loses, it's over for him
Fatu's Playstation 2 music is fun
Why does Jacob get the Tongan Death Grip and not Tama?
Tribal Kombat
>Tribal Combat is an Anoa'i tradition
>>20580435hope he gets busted all the way back down to MLW. Hammerstone needs his dance partner back.
Fatu is not selling that he is losing
TONGANDEATH GRIPS
>>20580411Nah this was after the breakup. POV YOU WERE BUDDY
>Nia Jax
>>20580446she’s so fucking hot
>>20580433Solo is the best of the coconut crew
>>20580430>Who's won so far?CodyRheaBrockSol Worth watching later?God no.
1
>>20580414speaks from the heart, can't be wrong with it
>>20580367I've been tuning out early since their segments always main event. I just don't care.
they’re not even popping for roman wtf
>>20580426Yeahhhhhh this feud has buried his momentum. Which is ironic because it’s obviously a “career step up” being in the title picture for 2 months. But it’s just tough putting him against Roman and expecting him to get a good response.Because fans don’t WANT to boo Jacob, but they also definitely don’t want to boo Roman. So Jacob just gets tepid babyface leftover cheers.
ONES TO THE SKY*acknowledges*
>>20580452after I saw him fight Gunther I also arrived at this decision
throw ya 1's up uce
>>20580432Nigger, they can barely squirt out a script every week. You think they know what the fuck they're doing in a month's time? Fuck no, they got AI doing the tvs at this point.
Doesn't "OTC" stand for "over the counter"? Why is he called the Over The Counter?
mfw another coconut debuts tonight
>>20580464all the ones are up
Nothing wrong with me
>>20580453Thx.
VANS TO THE SKY KINDLY MY SARS
This card needed some Japanese women
>>20580272
Ah, Roman entrance, time to take a shit , cook and do my taxes before the match starts
>>20580475based zila fatu
>>20580453Ober/Brogg was better than than the WM. Didn't watch the other 3.
>>20580475Zillabros, its time...
>>20580475WHAT IS ZILLA FATU DOING IN THE PASTA ZONE
>If Fatu loses we riot
The coconut community theater isn't overIt has literally never been over
>>20580452If they let him be a smartass and work the mic, and drop the stupid coconut bullshit, he would be over as fuck.
>>20580484Miu
I took a shower between matches 2 and 3. I was caught up by the end of match 3.
>>20580485now turn around
>>20580490it was the worst wrestling match i’ve ever seen
>>20580472paying a full of room of writers, money well spent
>>20580432WWE is owned by Ari Emmanuel now
>>20580432They need to save time to run ads now
>>20580475I would be howling, it would be such a meme at this point
There’d better be blood and weapons and coconuts and fire in this match or it ain’t much of a tribal combat.
it’s so weird what they pick and chose to do the dark lighting announcement for. they do it for brock and oba but not the world championship match
"Roman" Reigns
>>20580520can't make this shit up
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Cultivator of Class. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainment. The Favorite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Height of Heroism. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Nobodies. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanillas. The Waster of the Weak. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots.The Undisputed WWE Universal ChampionThe 3-Time WWE ChampionThe 2-Time Universal ChampionThe 1-Time WWE World Heavyweight ChampionThe 1-Time Intercontinental ChampionThe 1-Time United States ChampionThe 1-Time Tag Team ChampionWinner of the Royal RumbleThe Grand Slam ChampionThe Triple Crown ChampionTHE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNERTHE INDOMITUS REXTHE TERROR THAT RISESTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE BIG DOG OF THE YARDTHE MUSCLE OF THE SHIELDTHE HEAD OF THE TABLETHE CHIEFTAIN OF THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYTHE FOUR-MILLION VIEWER MANTHE MOVER OF NEEDLESTHE TRIBAL CHIEFTHE ORIGINAL TRIBAL CHIEFTHE OTCONES TO THE SKYYOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONENTER GODMAN REIGNS
aren’t those just the same match stipulations as their match at backlash where jacob just didn’t even acknowledge him?
>>20580475zillabros....journeybros...
These motherfucking casio keyboard guitar samples are killing me...fucking 7 years of this garbage produced song
I hate Raymond Reynolds so so much. The absolute worst main eventer of all time.
>>20580516True, but also, this is apparently more about “tribal combat” than about the title.
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING PASTANIGGERS
>>20580484miu's armpits would save this show
????????
>coconuts humbled by Roma
*to the tune of Roman's theme*I farted andand i shit my pantsand i shit my pantsand i shit..my..pantsI farted andand i shit my pantsand i shit my pantsand i shit..my..pants
>>20580527
>had to leave for 20 minute swhen Jacob's music is playing and he's about to walk out>match isn't even startedThanks hunter!
Hot cousin on cousin action
>>20580525It will be the same stipulations at their second rematch at Summer Slam as well.
Idk bros Im not getting a big match feel at all
>>20580503Theyre not writers in the traditional sense. The room is basically just a bunch of consultants to the actual writer, Triple Paul. Its the same with every other "writers room." They all spitball ideas, and the lead actually does/decides shit.
Jacob like WTF these niggas chant?
Necklace made of chilis is the main event prize
is this for the Ha’ula Fâala or for the championship?if ref held both up
COUSIN ON COUSIN
>>20580533Yeah
LOOK AT ME IM A EUROPEAN AND AM TRYING TO GET MYSELF OVER LOOK AT MEEEE*claps for self*
>>20580538This is who is trying to tell you that Larry Velcro is getting big pops
>>20580432That time is for ads anonhow else will you know scary movie 5 is coming out if you only watch wwe
>Ulalachieabulaciaulavachieawbuchii>ootissi otissiriveting crowd
>>20580529he really is trash. it’s unbelievable that a guy who sucks that bad on the mic has been a top guy for 10yrs
>>20580551Thank fuck Bayley wasn't on the show
>>20580544things are somehow more horrible than I can even imagine
>>20580548I think Roman is technically Jacob’s unc
>that one guy yelling OTC
>>20580538>my birthday presents to myself
>>20580552Something like that. Think a little more Leprechaunish and a little less mobile
It literally took 25 minutes to start this match after the last match finished....
>>20580547its for both the Ha’ula Fåla and heavyweight chip
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
dave gave their last match at backlash 4.75 for some reason
STAIRS
>even in 2026 WWE keeps shilling Haku as a bad motherfucker
>>20580554Eurofags always have the same retard brain song chants.
>>20580551I look like that and do those things
>riyad season>its summer
>>20580551This is why I can't watch yuro shows. They are used to having to entertain themselves because dive grass is so boring. Unfortunately they carry that attitude over into actually entertaining events. Subhuman
>>20580552The guy has multiple shirts of other female wrestlers. Iyo too
>>20580564You sitting there with a stopwatch?
>Hothead
>>20580548>>20580559roman is an uncle-cousin to jacobthe usos and jacob are shoot 1st cousins tho
*to the tune of ole*I'M GAaaYI'm GAaaY i'm GAaaY i'm GAaaYI'm GAaaaaY..I'm GaaaaAY
>>20580568Reminds me of that one level in MW3
>>20580574probably very hot over there
>3 days of rain>instant 95 degree week>another week of rainFuck this shit
>>20580582I chant this.
>>20580568You just know he's been hatewatching this whole show and it makes him sweat every time they show them
*to the tune of romans theme*I FARTED ANDAND I SHIT MY PANTS, YEAHAND I SHIT MY PANTS, YEAHAND I.SHIT MY.PAAANNNNTS
>>20580568I like it. Honestly American stadiums should have 4-lane staircases. Feels more efficient.
FA TUUUUUFATUUUUUOLE OLE OLE OLE
of course italians (non-whites) love roman reigns
>>20580583original or remake
>>20580585It is. They mentioned on Smackdown how the place was like a saunaKek fucking Fatu drinking some water just now
>>20580597roman is italian
I'm bored already.
>Roman Otissi Reigns
>>20580576He simps for everyone.
soul rico is ass change my mind
I dunno what it is but I like those stairs.
>this could be a scary movie for Fatu tonight
Someone needs to take a bump on those stairs
>>20580597american hands typed this
>>20580602tune back in in 20 mins when the run ins start
OLEOLE OLE OLEFAT TROOOONFATTROOOON
>>20580602Sounds like a (You) problem
>>20580599Remake, it's a literal arena.
>>20580585all of europe was on fire last week >>20580609That's what I'm saying!
If there's less blood than shida and stadtlander I'll l have to hear it from the AEW people I know. Fuck HHH
Are you guys seeing the new Scary Movie. It looks fun.
hate where roman does that sell where he just walks awayyou ain’t joe boy
>>20580605Yup. But hey he had a Lyra shirt so
Now they are bruiserbrodiemaxxing
BASED ROMAN FEEDING THE LOCALS
>>20580623Yeah I'm bringing all my under 13 children too, they need to see blacks and gays. it's important for representation
Going up those stairs like this
Roman should beat the respect into Fatu and make him his right hand enforcer that Solo was. I want to see Fatu’s new gimmick be I. LOVE. YOU. ROMAN. REIGNS.
>smashes Jacob into the concession stand
those wide stairs are kino they should do more shows in hockey arenas
WE WANT SABLE
>shut yo ass up!>"errr that was directed at the officials and not us the shitty commentators"
>>20580639That's a man, baby!
>>20580605Yup. But hey he had a Monroe shirt so
jacob’s bright red clown boots look so goofy, makes him look like a fantasy character, nigga think he a bard or some shit
DAH BIH GAH SHUT YO AHH UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this match just seems unbelievably boring after the kino last night
>>20580623>Are you guys seeing the new Scary MovieNo: >>20580380
>>20580616NYLA, NYLA ROOOOOOOSESHOW YOUR GIANT HOOOOOOSE
ive heard that italians eat coffee and pastries at sporting eventswtf is wrong with themdoes beer not exist there?
>>20580432they dont know how to promp it to claude
>>20580640Do you think she even watches brocks matches?
>>20580623I was a fan back in the day and had a positive experience recently visiting my local kinoplex, I just might go see it.
This match is boring as fuckI fucking hate furniture chants
shitaly loves their OTC
beggin someone to roll sami down all those stairs
>>20580634Why are you treating a motion picture like a political statement? Why can't you justc have fun?
>>20580651KEK
Roman is the only wrester that knows how to work a crowd mid match
This is boring *clap clap clap*
Roman's ego is exploding extra more than usual
>>20580651lmao
>>20580661The movie started it.
FATu
ROMA ROMA REINS ROMA ROMA REINS ROMA ROMA REINS ROMA ROMA REINS ROMA ROMA REINS ROMA ROMA REINS KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>ROMAN ROMAN REIGNNMMS ROMAN ROMAN re-lol proof that the wrestlers aren't over, the chants are.
Womenshouldn't be allowwwwwedtobe at showwwwws
The crowd was chanting for Buddy.
imagine watching this shit after Noche de Los Grandes
>>20580664Romans the kind of bitch that makes creative tell other talent not to do it because it's his thing
>>20580666The Tex-Mex Badasshmhmmmmm
>>20580661It's a spoof movie too, there's nothing serious about it at all
My gimmick would be setting up tables very slowly and methodically before wiping them down with lemon pledge
Man this match is dead and boring. The crowd is doing what they can every once in awhile with their chants, but damn.
OLEOLE OLE OLEBONG TROONBONG TROON
>>20580634>it's important for representationKek do you have 13 gay nignogs for children?
I've been listening to this match wirelessly washing the dishes but I can tell it's moving at a snail's pace
this match is far too slow. That "fight" near the stairs was embarrassing
lol that looked like some cartoon shit
How badly injured is Jacob cause this feels like he can barely do anything
>>20580687jejyarrrrriramean
the steps are made of diamond now?
>>20580447i miss this lexi so much
>>20580694welcome to samoa
this is boring
>>20580682
heatless match
>>20580623Will give it a try only to see how many farts are in the movie
>>20580697it was apparently a leg injury or at least a lower body injury, he was limping
>>20580699Always have been, where you been?
>ADHDtroons not understanding slow burn kino
>diamond plate
>>20580697yeah the match feels off even more than usual for coconut theater
>un caca si un caca si
House show ass match.
>>20580699Why are you blue you faggot
>>20580697I forgot about that. Could shoot be a factor. What exactly did he injure?
WTF ITS VINCE
Jacob is not the guy and the fact that the coconuts are getting another world title push makes me sick
OLEOLE OLE OLERESTRAINING ORDERRESTRAINING ORDER
crowd just bought a ticket to chant shit and get themselves over
>>20580721
>>20580707Turn your speakers on
>>20580699diamond pattern
>>20580714Quit coping you dumb bitches
>audience trying to get themselves over
>>20580731eurocrowds in a nutshell
>>20580714Wrestling directed by Andrei Tarkovsky
>No DQ match>Still stops at 10 punches
>>20580736thekla is too based for this thread
boring ass match
I'm surprised Cody Gunt wasn't this slow
Bro we had a 5 stars match yesterday for free and compared to this I'm already asleep is this Roman's Fault?
Who's the face? who's the heel?
>>20580731And yet they still react a hell of a lot better than the crowds here in the US do. Just sitting on their hands or stuck on their phones
>>20580736sex with Turkla!
>>20580747>is this Roman's Fault?It's always his fucking fault
Where's the blood and weapons?
that place looks like it has no AC. euros are weird
>>20580749>Who's the face?The fans>Who's the heel?Triple H
Superman PunchOUTTA NOWHERE
Haku never drew a dime
>>20580753Costs about $4
>>20580749We let-uh the fans decude-uhh
DREW
Y'all tried comparing this shitter to kenny omega lmfaooo
If the Tongan Death Grip is so powerful then how come no one uses it to auto-win matches?
>>20580714slow burn is fine.... slow burn in a Tribal combat match is not. this is just a regular ass match that had a little extra time on the outside.
Great fucking match
>>20580746Only because it was on ESPN TV
the "story" behind this match is good, stop complaining
>>20580759That punch didn't even land
niggas on this thread really are surprised and conplaining that people who aren't consuming goyslop everyday are lively and happy enough to chant for an entertainment showeunuch mentality
>>20580765not bad, little bit more than an AEW ticket
>>20580774stories need to culminate in good matchesthat’s the whole fucking point of wrestling
>>20580757Gotta save the world or some shit. AC kills dolphins maybe
interference is coming right? I can't believe I am asking for one, fuck..
>OOOOOOOOOOHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>20580768Kenny Omega is literally dog shit what are you blabbing about?
They're both working like shit today
>This is awesomeNO IT'S NOT what the fuck
>claw of death>Doesn't kill people
>>20580770only coconut cannibals can teach the move. nobody else on the entire planet can grasp the sheer technique of grabbing someones adams apple.
Is it illegal for Samoans to wear anything but black with color accents? I'm bothered by how colorless this match is.
>>20580772Stfu Paul fuck you
HOLY FUCKING KINO
Can't do SHIT with it
USE THE HAMMER
>bleep misses roman saying "shit"production truck falling asleep
MAMA MIA
>>20580794you colorblind ass nigga, fatu is wearing red gear
>they just chanted EC-double
>>20580794You want this back?
>>20580768>retarded tranny headcannonNo kenny sucks
>>20580798>sound mutes>CAN'T DO SHIT WITH IT NOW Yeah safe to say they fucked that kek
THE TOOLBOXHE BEHEADED HIM
>>20580780Nigga it's gay and no amount of word salad will un-gay it
>THE TRIBAL TOOL BOX
>working an injury 20 mins into the matchfk
>>20580807Yes.
MAMMA MIA
>>20580730stop it stop it the pig is already dead
>>20580794Only mexicans are allowed to wear color
who's running out?
>SOVL in Italy
ALL GAS AND NO BRAKES(get it? because she farted.)
>>20580788This shit sucks dude and you can't form a original thought
>>20580824The Usos, LA Knight, Solo, and possibly Damien Priest
>>20580813whatever you say nigga, enjoy crickets on every show in the us for the rest of time
I fucking HATE OTC chant and nicknameJust call his tribal chief againwhy tf does everything need 3 letter slogan??? It sounds stupid as shitits not coolNo one fucking cares about Solo or his jobber team just call him tribal chief
excellent match so far
>>20580821>get it?No
RIP THOSE GUYS
background noise ahhh match
kek the two securities
KINOOOOOO
>AHHHHHH
RIP guards
OH MY SCIENCE THEY SQUISHED THE HECKIN ROOKIE PLANTS I AM SO MOIST
>>20580830There hasnt been a 3 star match by kenny omega in 16 years. I think you may be coping
not a bad match but really hard to watch after the EGA kino
>>20580824Drew
THEY JUST KILLED THOSE GUYS
SOLO GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
dead security guards kwab
HOLY SHIT THOSE 2 SECUROITY GUARDS ARE GETTING PAID IF THEY SUE LMAO
>>20580841>it's a spear through the barricade episode
THEY KILLED THE SECURITY GUYSLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why doesn't Roman simply hit Jacob with 7 F5s?
security guy didn't get the memo
NEWTHREADWHEN
>>20580841Quick, put a camera man where there's never been a cameraman ever
Sars? New???
>>20580833>enjoy being a heterosexual Uh thanks I guess?
security guard working the "rubbing the neck" gimmick. he's getting the bag, brother
Those guards are literally dead...
>AIYou lost
>TKO tribemen who never worked in 10 thousand years think that a non-empty toolbox of course has only a chain and a hammer insideHow did they learn so quickly to do manual labor in the camps to go build Isreal?
>>20580851how does she look so good bald? it’s not fair bros
based wagie security ko
Hurry up thread bitch
>>20580851Grim
Time for run ins
poor security guys
>>20580846Your brain is malfunctioning
Cant tell if this PPV has been legitimately great or my 2026 standards are just that low.
>crowd singing over coconut threater dialogue>ring mic volume goes upkek
kino match
make a thread or at least a post-game thread
>"The injured right hand does not allow him to put it in"Pardon?
>>20580890WWE doesn't do PPVs
>>20580871>Sex out of nowhereProjecting much?
Worst match of the night to be really honest
>cornerbuckle>turnbuckle
>>20580890It hasn't been, don't delude yourself
this better be their last match. tired of this feud
>>20580889Kenny Omega groomed children in Japan
>>20580897she’s so repulsive how did she became aew’s biggest star they’ve ever produced what a sloppy fucking shop
Kek he tripped
NEW>>20580918>>20580918>>20580918>>20580918
>>20580913Nigger get ready for months of this.
>>20580890Other than for the heckin botcherinos, its not bad
>>20580924
>>20580890theyre not ppvs anymore you grandpa
its over for fatu lolfuck you hhh
>>20580923I swear she got uglier the second she stepped into WWE
