MMMMMMMMYou forgot to shake someone's hand backstage once, so now you have to play pretend court with us
Mmm leave off them cucumbers
>>20711020Based Taker's honor system making the commie trannies seethe.
i could shoot heemed every single member of the bsk
>>20711081Mmmm heem this, greenhorn
>>20711020>did you just expose the business and give me a good match squeeze, kid? I’m tempted to talk to Vince about this but I’m going to give you a chance to make amends. Wrestler’s court before raw next week. Kane will be the Defence. JBL will be prosecution. If you know what’s good for you you’ll take a shower with him beforehand and bring a crate of Jack.
wrestling was definitely gayer back in the day
>>20711265Why does the prosecutor have a broom handle and a roll of duct tape? Is he a repressed homosexual or something?
>>20711288The sexual assault is just a rib.
>>20711505Tell that to poor Kev
>Teddy Long got sent to wrestlers court for selling viagra to the boys>Viscera would take them and just sit in the locker room hardThis is based why send him to court over that?
Unironically what would have happened if someone just said:>No, I'm not gonna go to a fake court, if you have an issue with me talk to me about it.I'm curious, has that ever happened?
>>20711288>>20711505Its just how you pay your dues. Just let JBL suck your cock in the shower. It's just funny ribbing, nothing more.
>>20711020>bribe the judge >Get him a bottle of jack>get him a pan of brownies which i shit in>watch him eat brownies with big smile on my face while he licks his fingers clean.I win faggot.
>>20711814Idk man sounds kinda gay
>>20711814>WWEI don't think this semen slurping ring boy pedophile federation is for me, you guys.
tbf, not shaking hands in any profession can be seen as a bitch move
I never watch Wrestler's Court. What is that?
That’s why wrestling was great in the mid 90s and blows now
>>20711020Okay, yeah, man, I'll buy you a bottle of Jack. This is way better than JBL shoving his fingers up my ass and sucking my dick.
Mmmmm bring a bottle of jack, a few pizzas and meet JBL and Hunter in the showers afterward for your verdict
>>20712766The Kliq never had to go to Wrestler's Court. They were always "Above The Law".