JEY USO IS OFFICIALLY UNLOVABLE
No shit he's been openly cheating lol
>>20772894That marriage got yeeted lmao
>>20772894It's just me, Uce... My wife left me, Uce
>>20772894For 2 people who claim to love Jesus so much they sure do like breaking the 10 commandments
Day 1 always been me uce...
>>20772894DOWN SINCE
>>20772894THIS YOUR ALIMONY BLAM
>>20772894>Tells kids to say their prayers >Cheats on his wife and ruins the sanctity of marriage
>>20772894I mean he's been fucking Ms. Parker for 2 years now or something
Will Jey give her a career ending pregnancy?
Openingly cheating in your wife with a hot chick under 30 will do that
Jey getting divorced means he's gonna need more money. Jey will be wrestling into his 60s.
>>20772894>Yeah I betrayed my my wife>CHEAT>With a younger woman>CHEAT>Came inside>CHEAT>With an USO splash >CHEAT
>>20772894>CHEET
>>20772991Jey will be the new Jim Duggan, YEET for 15 minutes and then win via DQ.
>>20772894Worst part about cheating must be the post-nut clarity. Must be potent.
wtf jheabros
>>20772894Is this the one married to that baboon, Naomi?
>>20773048Nah that’s the funny brother jimmy. The one jey stole yeet from and stole THIS YOUR WARNING SHOT
>>20772894Well obviously he's getting divorced. He's been plapping that Parker woman for ages.
>>20773053If Jimmy didn't want to be the Jannetty maybe he shouldn't have gotten 50 DUIs while under WWE contract
>>20773075They all have duis
Is this why Jaida has been getting punished in NXT?
Jimmy is so much better than Jey
>>20772899This
>>20772994Underrated
ITS JUST ME UCEMY WIFE LEFT ME JUST ME UCE
Generational heel run incoming
>>20772894ITS JUST ME UCESINGLE DAD
Jayda Parker, or any women's pussy for that matter, is not worth paying child support for 18 years bro
>>20772894IT’S JUST ME UCE
>>20773252IT'S JUST ME UCEGOING STEADY WIT MY SIDE CHICKIT'S JUST ME UCE NO WAY SHE'LL BE A TRICKIT'S JUST ME UCEPUTTING A RING ON THAT BITCHIT'S JUST ME UCEQUARTERING MY MONEY I'M NO LONGER RICH
What’s up with these age gaps. USO and Jaida have 13. Priest and Lola have 16.
>>20773363World Weinstein Epstein
>>20772894WELCOME TO THE USO ALIMONY
>>20773367Don’t get me started on Zoey starks husband
>>20772894Wtf i didnt know Jey Uso was based
>>20772994
>>20773391Beeg Code
Get 1 main event push and suddenly think you're too good for the life you had.
FIVE LETTERSONE EXUHHH UHHHHC H E A T
>>20773395Betraying your family and then having to pay half your earnings is the opposite of based.
>According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Takecia listed the date of marriage as February 13, 2014 and said the marriage was “irretrievably broken.”>She says they share one minor son, named Jeyce, who was born in 2012 and a son who is over 18. Takecia asked the court to award her primary physical custody of their kid, but was open to joint legal custody.>In her filing, Takecia also requested exclusive use of their Georgia home, child and spousal support, and attorney fees.
>>20773447Seems like a fair ask
>>20772894Guess she’s not his Uce anymore.>I’LL JUST CHEAT UCE>SINCE DAY ONE-ISH>I’LL JUST CHEAT UCE
>Yo Jey
Jey turning on Cody tonight confirmed.
>>20772894ITS NOT PARANOIA, ITS JUST ME CHEATING UCE
>Lately, Jey's marriage just hasn't been feeling very ucey lately
>>20773363Zoomer men are either pussies or manosphere retards that women don't want to deal with. I've had a ridiculous amount of mid girls in their early 20s throwing ass at me once I go into my 30s.
>>20773075They both got DUIs and Jey has been drunk on WWE cameras multiples times
Does that mean Naomi is gone for good?
>>20773611other uce, uce
>>20773594Same here, brother. Almost 40, looking like Meet Joe Black era Brad Pitt and drowning in young pussy.
>>20772944That's as American as apple pie.
>>20773363>what's with something that's been completely normal for all of human existence except for the last 10 years?We may never know...
>>20773700I mean 15 isDifferent than shit like 5 years etc
>>20772894But when will Rikishi tell us who is really to blame?
>>20773700Based history assumer who finds cherry picked evidence to support his assumptions. I bet you think people got married at 12 during the middle ages too.
>>20773337great last line with an unintended reference if you've been following TheQuartering drama
>>20773594Sure thing grandpa
>>20773707Nigger your brain is fucking fried from twitter retards.
>>20773737Nah.
>>20772894UNLOVEDUNLOVED FREAK YEAHDIVORCE MY WIFE I'M ALONE LIKE THIS YEAH
>>20772923
>>20773075They're both DUI riddled retards anon
they are eating him alive on twitter
>>20772911In what ways?
>>20773713
please jey just cut this promo, the fans will know to replace "you suck" with "no yeet"
Wait... So this lady is asking for sole custody of and child support for an adult child over the age of 18?
>>20773178>stuck feuding with nattieyep
>>20773836jey has 2 sons, one of who is like tween agedi also read that she is asking for primary custody, i assumed that means jey can still see them but she will primarily raise them
>>20773864Seems pretty based for a black woman, she knows having Jey as their dad will just fuck them up and lead them down the same path of being a jackass.
Marriage is a fraud put on an orgiastic polyamorous pansexual species of animal.Don’t do it.
>>20773997Promo's good.
>>20773997Promo's shit, and you're a fat virgin living vicariously through wrestlers. Lose weight and get pussy, bitch.
>>20772894NOT FEELIN VERY UCEY
Lol
>>20774099who is the "her" he is referring to? his ex-wife or his side piece?
>>20772994>>20773252>>20773337dimes
>>20773404I bet he's loyal at least
>>20774114Jaida, he doesn't care about his now ex-wife and shes not nearly as much of a public figure
>>20774131His wife isn’t in the public eye so it won’t make sense anyways to go “leave her alone”
>>20773733Do your job so I don't have to.
>>20774132Oh I just repeated what you wrote Kek my bad
I wonder how long it'll be before Jaida leaves the company.
>>20772894KWAB
>>20773709Didn't this shoot retard complain when they were doing an angle with Jey and Rhea?
>>20773275Correct. Her ass though? That's worth 12 years of child support at least.
>>20773709>>20774287kek I forgot about that
CAN I GET UHHHHPRENUP?
>>20774301>what? this storyline that worked for dom mysterio and made him into a fucking superstar is GARBAGE for jey! and what about his IRL marriage?! so what if he's been cheating on her with jaida for a couple of months now, this could ruin his marriage!insane that dom has been married to his highschool sweetheart and his character has been riding a pussy carousel since he debuted. and let's not forget that coach run-in to join the retard choir. incredible. thanks, anon.
>>20772994>Goes for 15 minutes straight TV time.
>>20774301>Stay at home These hand wringers don't even know his wife is a wrestler KEK.
>>20773363Cause even zoomer and Y women know the newer generation of men ain't shiet
>>20774321Funny enough rikishi had no issues with the Rhea and jey stuff after he won the belt Kek
>>20774335are you retarded>>20774347he also had no issues with a mfer getting killed at his school
>>20773404Cocaine skin.
>>20774335wrong UsoYeet Uso married his highschool gf according to wikipedia, Jannetty Uso married Naomi
PSA, Moana is predicted to be a huge financial loss to Dwayne and Disney, the coconut empire is falling.
>>20773447>TakeciaThat's definitely a name of a person that gets cheated on like a mofo
>>20774353Jimmy may not have a world title but he's by no means the Jannetty.
>>20774435its 100% Jannetty behavior to come out to the other guy's singles theme that says "ITS JUST ME UCE" over and over again
>>20773836It's until 21 in some states
>>20774348>>20774353wizerked
>>20774448Correction: Jimmy is a Michaels who simply has no ambition. He has unfortunately psyoped himself into being anchored to his shit brother because he fell for the incorrect "blood is thicker than water" meme.
>>20774585I agree hes more talented but complacent, and knows he'd probably suck as world champ too and doesn't want to embarrass himself
>>20774619He can definitely work a mic better than Jey, the problem is there is no real established character for him to feed off of to make people give a shit. That's actually the problem for a majority of wrestlers nowadays and why promos are so uninteresting. There is no character dynamic, just aesthetics or attitudes passed off as gimmicks.
>>20773594That's just a fact of life buddy, since the women got freedom to whore around they always go straight to dating 30 year olds to "experiment" instead of dating from their age poolWhy? Because the 30 year old guy is more likely to have a car, take her to fancy places and know his shit in bed. Emphasis in more likely, sometimes they'll throw themselves at a bum just because dad wasn't around to hug themAfter they're done whoring near age 30 they want to settle with a stable source of income and emotional validation, but every 30 year old guy who's barely successful is just starting to reap the fruits of his hard work and wants to fuck those 20 year old skank broads that rejected them during the climb and discard them out of spiteIt has nothing to do with zoomeds being effeminate and worthless, in a couple of years theyll be the hot product for the next generation of skanks
>>20772894I mean what's the point of being famous if you cant run around and bang hot chicks all day
>>20772911They just want to meet up with Hulk Hogan down there.
>>20772894is there anything he can't mess up?
>>20774348Kek, everyone forgot about that lol!
>>20775849Getting a DUI.
>>20775090Based ass anon words of pimpdom
>>20772894this stupid nigger got yeeted from his own family
>>20773527If he hadn't said that he would've been a champion for more than a week.
>>20772899road wife is not cheating
>>20777360Kys
Kekhttps://x.com/FuryEnergy7/status/2074279669235679300This was the cause
NO WIFEYEETNO HOUSEYEETCANT VISIT THE KIDSYEETSIDE PIECE GETTING BURIEDYEET
>>20777360sup Kev
>>20773075Jimmy was the one getting the DUIs because Jey was too fucked up to even start the car
>>20774585I thought Jimmy got fucked over by the DUI's
>>20773363Men get better with time. Women get worse with time. So a prime couple in terms of value would be 38M/21F.
>>20773363Daddy issues
>>20772894ONE WORD, UNGH-UNGH! RELAPSE!!!
>>20778156Kekekekekekek!!!
>>20772894UHHHHHHH YEETUH UH YEETUHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEETUHYEET YEET YEETUHYEEEEEETYEEEEEEEEEEEETYEEEEEEEEEEEETUH UH, UH UH, UH UH, UH UH, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETYEYEYEYEYEYEYEETFOUR LETTERSYEETFOUR YEETS LETTERS YEET YEETS UH UH DIVORCED
>>20773075Even Roman has a DUI uce
>>20774287Imagine a nobody like your little butt disrespecting a literal living legend like Rikishi and calling him an r-word. Go to hell!
>>20772994I'd mark if he did this for real
>>20773363Throughout most of human history, the relationships have always had the men older.
>>20777931he's been seen with her multiple times since then
Kinda sad how beta wrestling fans have become to care if someone cheated or not. Wrestlers back in the day were known for fucking on the road. Today, moralfags on social media will go after you despite not having a relationship themselves.
>>20780401Which is why one of the more notable moments in wrestling history ISN'T when shawn not so subtly called out bret for his cheating right? You fucking retard mark.
>>20780447For storyline sake for the christianfags. Most men didnt care about the cheating.
>>20780459>storyline sake>pre-injury shawnlol
Nobody who follows WWE is surprised by this wrestler's recent split with his long time significant other. He has been messing around with the soccer player turned wrestler for over a year now.https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2026/07/blind-item-1_0708381015.html
>>20780447You mean blowback a decade after the fact from smarks with no lives?
>>20780613Seeing how Bret got into a shoot right after it happened, I didn't know a decade was compressed to merely 3 hours after the day it happened lol
>>20780401Marking for those breastesest
>>20780613Retard
>>20773363only women and women-brained zoomers got a problem with this btw
>>20772911Didn’t even know he was religious. You’re an obsessed retard
>>20772994>>With an USO splash
>>20773252>>20773337Huge pop
>>20775090It's this and I love it, desu. Pushing 22-24 year old pussy all because I have a shitty apartment. My competition in her age group are "influencers" with heavy CC debt or some nerd that can't order at restaurants that don't have a self-serve because they can't talk to the cashier. Meanwhile, at 33 after spending a life being a loser, it doesn't matter because I kept a job enough to have an apartment and seemingly have my shit together. (I don't, I post here). Zoomers are kind of fucked though, I don't think they'll get this last gasp like Millennials did simply because those dudes seems perpetually fucked. I have a zoomer nephew and dude has no idea what to do with his life at 27. No job, no prospects. I was a loser, but at least had some shit going for me and could fake my way into situations, zoomers don't have the street smarts for that and just settle.
>>20779570Based yeet schizo
>>20772894YEET
>>20772919Didn't he and that dumb bitch come out like a month ago saying they were dating/banging?
>>20779719Oh shit Roman's got one too?! Kek!! Samoans must be worse than Irishmen, buncha fucken alchys!
>>20783704Based. Zoomers and Y fuckers are fucked.
>>20778178jey also has at least one DUIjimmy is the superior brother in all respects - he is way better at actually delivering a promo, he is a better ring worker, he's funnier, he's the one that said yeet first and even said jey's new stupid warning shot thing first tooif jimmy got a US/IC title run instead of jey getting a world title run the world would be a much better place
>>20773677You're thinking of your own community actually. Sad hypocrites.
>>20787072KWASB
>>20772899>>20773222with who?
>>20772910KEK
>>20787276Wasnt it Jade
>>207737967 adultery
>>20783704I'm 25 and employed with zero debt. Honestly that just means less competition for me :)
>>20787276he's been banging Jaida Parker for like 3 years now.Lowkey someone figured it out 3 years ago from one of Indi Hartwell's instagram video posts.
He upgraded. Look at who he chose as his wife all those years back
tmz got worked by AI. they fell for a fake insta account. story is still up on their site. when (or if) they figure it out we'll see if they are a legitimate news org like NYT and post a correction and apology or if they will just quietly take it down and hope no one notices how sloppy they are.
>>20787598here's the link btw so you know what i'm talking abouthttps://www.tmz.com/2026/07/08/jey-uso-breaks-silence-on-divorce/that supposed quote from jey is totally bogus. the IG they got it from used an ai pic too
>>20787522God I hate how gay wrestling fans are
