You live in a house in the middle of nowhere in like a corn field. You have a bunker that has enough room and supplies for 10 people max excluding you, for a month (enough time to outlast fallout). You have no family or friends nearby. A nuclear war happens suddenly. Unfortunately for you, the entire WWE and, for some reason, AEW roster was riding their cars together in a massive convoy down your road. Which 10 AEW and WWE wrestlers do you let into your bunker to survive, or whatever you want? Keep in mind you need to survive once the 2-3 weeks of fallout is clear, and you need to leave the bunker.
>>21075805Danhausen and Joe Hendry
Just me and my lil pud.
>>21075805I get Otis Tozawa Gable Haitch Cunt and cuntlets (gotta repopulate the earth) Bron and KaneKane is there for morale,Bron seems like he could min max as scavvenger warriorCuntlets are there for sex,Haitch for strategy,cunt to scare people and Otis Tozawa and Gable are there cause they are my niggas
>>21075805I make every single one of them compete and see which 10 of them can brutally ravage brutalize and murder Triple H and Tony Kahn. Top 10 torturerers get to enter my bunker
roxy, lexi and tatereveryone else can die mad
>>21076024based pedo
Why would I let them in? I need those supplies for myself. Although I will need to repopulate earth in fairness so I’ll take Roxanne Perez
>>21075805some joshipedo
>>21075805The 10 women with the largest buttocks
>>21075805thankfully i have a three ring setup in the back yard. We getting World War 3 action, remaining 9 get in the bunker, plus Alexa Bliss
>>21075805Lexi, Tatum, Iyo, Anna Jay, Julia, Skye Blue
>>21078417Oh, and Mina
Just Vince
>>21075805we die, wrestlers eat too damn much and gl convincing any of these primadonnas to eat less
>>21075805rey, gunther, mark briscoe, LA knight, samoa joe, and 5 women chosen at random because theyre all the same.
>>21075805All the joshi so we can repopulate the earth
>>21076063confirmed for dying mad
>>21078419Hope you like good shit, pal
>>21075805Vince McMahon’s grandson Declan, Omos, Avery Styles, Austin Theory, Kyle Fletcher, Chad Gable, and Brad Baylor. 3 random white nxt hoes chosen for breeding purposes, including the one who’s in those commercials for a college
>>21075805I let in Liv Morgan, Anna Jay, Blake Monroe and one random black wrestler to lure them in, lets say Oba. I lock the door and shoot the Oba in the face before tying them up and getting started on repopulating.
>>21075805I assume AEW had a joint show, so I'm saving Poi, Starlight Kid, AZM, Maika, Mayu (she was doing a WWE show), Rina, Hina, Hanan, Aya Sakura, and Anne Kanaya
>>21080240Shit, meant to remove Mayu and replace her with Kurara, she was mostly in there as a joke
>>21075805>DanhausenBecause he's probably funny but if not I'll just shoot him in the face. It's my bunker.>Brian CageBecause he's probably strong and would also let me bully him and tell him what to do after his bitch wife dies in the nuclear holocaust.>Booker T and Vic GrimesTo call the action.>StingFor his wisdom.>ChristianTo undermine me at every turn.>TozawaIn case any monkeys need to be tortured in the post-apocolyptic world.>Sami ZaynHe's a hard worker. Praise be.>BuddyBuddy.>Blake ChristianImmune to radiation.>AdradeRetarded as a superpower.
>>21080239>blake>repopulate
>>21081015It's sad that too many people these days have been brainwashed by libtards not to know how basic biology worksYou can make a man almost kinda sorta look like an ugly woman but he'll never actually be a real woman or able to reproduce like one
>>21075805Taker and Rey Mysterio and Big Show
>>21080526>they're all men
>>21081035There's a reason they don't put women on submarines, anon. It either has to be all men or all women. If I was going to pick women>Sol RucaStrong>Thea HailRetarded as a superpower>Billie StarkzWill do whatever it takes>Lash LegendBig>BayleyShe's probably good at stuff>AsukaJapanese Tigress>MinaPleasure Woman>Marina ShafirGrappling>TheklaAustrian>Megan BayneStrong retardBut I'd have much better odds with the MAN team.
>>21081064Nice save. I'll allow it.
>>21075805The correct answer is to just pick the 10 women you find most attractive, but this makes me wonder which pro-wrestlers would do best in a survival scenario.
>>21081015>>21081022Facts dont care about your tranny projection meme.
>>21081513>Facts>Thinks men can become womenKek, get the fuck outta here
>>21075805I am a massive WWE fan, so my choices would be:Oba Femi, Alexa Bliss, Blake Monore, Liv Morgan, Charlotte Flair, Julia Hart, Chelsea Green, Thelka, Tiffany Stratton, Anna Jay, and a chair.
>>21081669Is the chair so you have something to sit on while you watch Oba fuck them all?
>>21075805What a stupid fucking thread, you have nothing else going on huh?
>>21081574Projection
>>21075805>whatever you want?me and 10 alexa bliss
