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Why has no one gotten in CM Punk’s face and aggressively called him a sellout, a poser, and a statist while getting spit in punk’s mouth? You’d think that’d pop the IWC.
>inb4 Cena and Hangman did it
Yeah but not to a huge centralizing degree and not extremely passionately like they are seething like they are a 1880s guy who just saw gay anal sex.
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>>21135607
If you ever wonder what type of man Bulldog was, he was the type of man to make a teenage CM Punk smile.
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Because he would heem most wrestling fans. He’s bitched so many random fans and all they do is just stand there awkwardly
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>>21135651
Yeah because most people apart of hardcore culture movements are fucking assholes and the whole “people who like metal/punk/emo are actually nice!” is just good pr for the gullible cattle
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>>21135607
Jungle Boy literally mind broke this nigga into losing the best gig and money hes ever made with just one line
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>>21135607
>It's been three hours. Time to post another deranged thread about how much I hate CM Punk.
Get a hobby, retard.
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>>21135760
Go have a beer, Phil.
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>>21135607
Punk has the most punchable face I've ever seen.
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Punk beat the cucks and omega 3v1 and then went and almost killed a manlet with a headlock. Nobody wants to mess with Punk
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>>21135817
He did not even touch Omega. I know everyone like calling Omega gay and a pedo, but he fucking works out and has muscle mass on him. He knows how to fight irl too, he would beat the fuck out of Punk. That didn't happen tho. Kenny went into that locker room and the bucks and Punk were already throwing hands, he got Punk's dog out of the room and went back to try and break things up, then Ace Steele bit him. That's it.
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>>21135607
Because worked shoots are played out. You can get the exact same point across in ways that are actually relevant to wrestling. Calling a babyface Punk a poser or sellout doesn't do anything if Punk doesn't either turn heel, eat a loss and have to redeem himself, or prove them wrong in kayfabe.
>Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDFeoPFeWlg
Something simple like "You're injury prone and insecure, you can't beat me, you're going to disappoint your hometown" sets the right tone and stakes for a PPV match with a fraction of the context. Amazing how someone as typically longwinded and incoherent on the mic as Jon Moxley was able to figure that out, but it eludes the "smartest" minds in the business because they're on social media all fucking day.
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>>21135817
Punk got knocked out by Teddy Hart.

He didn’t jack shit to Omega who has a better MMA Record than Punk’s losing record
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>>21135904
Punk didn't get knocked out by Teddy Hart. They started to fight, but it was broken up by Sabu.

Supposedly, the Bucks and Omega stormed Punk's locker room, but Omega entered last and got a chair thrown at his head by Ace Steel and ran away like a bitch while Punk knocked out both Young Bucks. Just an all around ass kicking for The Petite. That's why they made Punk and Ace sign NDAs so they could never talk about how hard they got their shit pushed in.
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>>21135817
Ace did all the work Punk just stood their scratching his balls.
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>>21135826
This is also proven by the fact that Phil and Kenny have no personal beef with each other.
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I'll always have a huge amount of respect for Kenny for protecting poor helpless Larry. What a heart.
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>>21135607
Nu wrestlers are marks. Nu wrestlers are either ROH era boomers (who knew him) or kids who grew up watching WWE Punk. If it was the 90s locker room, he would've been humbled years ago. It speaks volumes the only ones who didn't buy into his shit were the Bucks, Jungle Boy, and Hangman. lmao
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>>21135607
>sellout, a poser
You got worked that hard by a gimmick. That's a you problem, unc
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>>21136644
>You got worked that hard by a gimmick.
So did Punk. kek.
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>>21135607
because they're even bigger bitches

>>21135668
>worked
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>>21135671
All it took was 4 words to mindbreak Phil;
>WORKER'S RIGHTS
>REAL GLASS
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>>21135671
The Punkster just has to wait for the next billionaire ROH mark to show up. Should be any day now...
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raped them and gaped them
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>>21135607
>a sellout, a poser, and a statist
Nobody cares what any of that means.
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>>21135607
no defense against this one
only sliding by pedos
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>>21135607
Ronald McDonald looking mother fucker.
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>>21135945
Teddy Hart did not knock him out but he did have him prone on the ground with two fingers far up his nose. If not for Sabu, CM Punk would look like book accurate Tyrion Lannister.
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>>21135607
Both Eddie Kingston and Drew Galloway got to tell Punk to his face why he's a two faced asshole. Punk even has a caned response about it isn't that nobody likes him, it's that nobodies don't like him. But I've seen his fans, it's the nobodies that like him better than anyone.
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>>21135607
Because as much of a faggot as Phil can be, he's still a draw wherever he goes, and starting shit with a proven draw backstage isn't the best way to ensure job security.
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>>21135607
Is that the great Brian last
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>>21145402
>he's still a draw wherever he goes
Yeah they are drawing so good they are doing pay cuts.
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>>21135607
Same reason no one has pointed out to Rhea that she's a frail skeleton. Jade's big promo to start her feud with her was just her saying how much everyone respects Rhea and her body is very muscular.

The company is not in the business of making a compelling narrative show.
They don't make coherent characters that act how you would expect them to in a fictional combat sport environment.
They make intellectual property that can be used to sell merchandise and improve business metrics to be levied with advertisers to increase revenue, therefore increasing stock valuation for the inevitable sale to Saudi Arabia.

Not worth watching
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>>21135607
I'd beat him up



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