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>>6270289Hell yeah.NCRBlueCalifornia
>>6270289>Caesar's Legion>Red>ArizonaGood to see this back.
>>6270289>Wendigo People's Republic>Green>PennsylvaniaLand, Bread and T̶̙̟͗͋̉̍a̶͈͒s̷̨̱̏̿̆t̵̠̱̘͛͛͠y̵̮͕̾̈́́̚ ̴͈̤͆͐̈́H̷̙̒͛̿̕͜u̴̯͉̮̔̀̂m̴̱̦̥̀̈́̀̃ͅą̶̬̻̗n̶̹̝̥͇͌͛̈́͝s̸̖̑̈́̈́
>>6270289Smoking Snakes, SSYellowTip of Florida
>>6270289Dark red and in maine.
>>6270289TealMichigan, upper peninsula SMSM (Spooky Maple Syrup Mafia)
>>6270690... I put the name in the options field instead of name field like a dumbass
>>6270289Blackshirts Eastern Nebraska
>>6270877Dark. Off to a great start here
>>6270289Key Analyst's Cerebral LeagueSeattlePurple
>After the American Hyper War of 2024, It seemed like the waring factions would solidify into permanent states.>But It could not be -- The after effects of biological and nucular warfare caused a colapsed population to consolodate into the coastal regions.>Dangers lay within the American Interior>Will you dare to discover them?All Players started with an automatic 15Use "dice+1d9999" in Options for all future rolls
Rolled 1824 (1d9999)>>6271289I haven't played this in a while, do I have to control the whole state before moving to another?Anyway, for this turn:> Control Florida> Move towards Michigan through Alabama, Tenesse, etc.Also there are two bonuses for Florida on the pic
I could've worded that better, sorry
>>6271296>do I have to control the whole state before moving to another?Nope.Anything around you is fair game>Also there are two bonuses for Florida on the picoops
Rolled 9133 (1d9999)>>6271289Invade the NCR!
>>6271318AVE!The Bull shall reign triumphant evermore over all of California, littering their roads with the crucified profligates. Soon we'll fulfill the dialectics needed to ensure the survival of human civilization.
Rolled 6657 (1d9999)>>6271289Establish ourselves through the whole of the Pennsylvanian cluste-I mean, state.
Rolled 5720 (1d9999)>>6271289The Great Plains, full of hearty men and great agricultural product. Though we lack the manufacturing or population elsewhere, if we control the food, we control destiny. Expand into Iowa and down into Kansas.
Rolled 105 (1d9999)>>6271289Expand westwards
Rolled 8884 (1d9999)>>6271289TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!
Rolled 8798 (1d9999)>>6271289The Brazilian InquisitionGoldThe entire southern texan borderI hope i can still enter the game
>>6271436the capital should be on the most southern space in texasalso expand north.
Rolled 848 (1d9999)>>6271289Oh come on I was hoping to at least get some breathing room before those fucking hegelian larpers invaded me.Expand north into the rest of California, spills go into counter-attacking the Legion.
Rolled 5871 (1d9999)>>6271289>"This is K.A.C.L. 780, now broadcasting on all remaining emergency frequencies. With the collapse of American Civilisation you, my dear listeners, have been left as bereft of leadership and the guidance of governance. You ask; 'what hand will take the tiller?', and dear listeners, I share your concerns! But worry no longer! K.A.C.L. is back on the air, and ready to offer a guiding hand to the reconstruction of society as once we guided you through your mental issues. To anyone out there in need of instruction, or merely a soothing and authoritative voice to banish your psychological fears as you prepare to fend off rebels, mutants and cryptids... I'm listening."First, we establish ourselves across the airwaves in Washington state; knowing that where their ears lead the hearts and minds of the people will follow and rally to our leadership; and prepare the way for a subsequent push into Oregon once Washington is ours.
>>6271289>In the ruins of the once great, the nucular frost melts and reclemation begins>The Last remanents of the N.F.R begin retaking the South East +10Something is... "growing" in the wilds of Pensilvania +14>The only Faction which retained it's legitimacy through the nucular winter: New England reemerges from the north east+8>A power vaccum this great pulls in great powers, can the Brazillians stand were the Mexicans once stood?+14>...>Nerbraskan's approach+20>As the C.U.C.K.S retreat back into the Arctic due to the record breaking heat, new factions are able to rise up from under the oppressive clubs+10+8 >In the Collapse of The M.E.F collony California and Arizona are already fighting to the death over who's less white.>Ceasers Legion Captures a Capital due to the Terrible Strategy of The N.C.R+30+30
Rolled 6903 (1d9999)>>6271839push north and fill the texan border
Rolled 635 (1d9999)>>6271839keep on expanding into the woodlands of Pennsylvania, there are still hikers to disappear.
Rolled 2049 (1d9999)>>6271839(I think this is my trip)With a great expanse of the Missouri River controlled, we turn our eyes to the wind-swept nothingness of the North. Expand up into South Dakota.
Rolled 8581 (1d9999)>>6271839> Move towards Michigan through Alabama>>6271840Non-aggression treaty?
Rolled 8316 (1d9999)>>6271839Continue south; split evenly between Wisconsin and Michigan's mitten.
Rolled 5556 (1d9999)>>6271839Let none of the NCR profligates survive! Take over all of California!
Rolled 5822 (1d9999)>>6271839Continue the expansion, is there anything in the east that gives bonuses?
Rolled 4735 (1d9999)>>6271839Keep expanding the listener base throughout Washington state, and hopefully beyond.
>>6271855>2049Based
Rolled 1765 (1d9999)>>6271839Boot those legion fuckers back to Rome.
>>6271839ROUND 3>>6271968Every occupied territory on the Appalachin trail is a +1You had Maine in Round 2>>6271923>>6272179>NCR starts to push back
Rolled 9537 (1d9999)>>6272204Keep working on Wisconsin/Michigan
Rolled 5606 (1d9999)>>6272204Total Legion Death
Rolled 6788 (1d9999)>>6272204Destroy the NCR
Rolled 8093 (1d9999)>>6272204Keep eating at Pennsylvania
Rolled 1996 (1d9999)>>6272204Reclaim Connecticut!
Rolled 6112 (1d9999)>>6271866sure>>6272204now cover the rest of the southern border to the west.
Rolled 6730 (1d9999)>>6272204The oil fields of North Dakota are within our grasp. We send our brave cornhuskers up North to secure the Eastern border
Rolled 5842 (1d9999)>>6272204>Focus on take Florida for now
Rolled 5819 (1d9999)>>6272204Now listeners, I know you're out there; we still need your calls. Perhaps someone in the east of the state is having nervous feelings regarding impending incorporation, or the people of Idaho are worrying about our troops approaching their borders?
>>6272273>>6272262R.I.P NCR unless you subtract one result from another then they still live.
>>6272204Round 4>>6272262>>6272273The two M.E.F splinters are still pushing against eachother in a Stalemate 30 vs 30>>6272443>the Inquisiors try to perform their inquisition but they accidentally brought the English to Portugese Translators - rookie mistake>>6272451>Washinton is taken, and Washinton presses on>Will Idaho be kind to them?+2 bonus
Rolled 9802 (1d9999)>>6272947Destroy all of the NCR!
Rolled 7453 (1d9999)>>6272947At last, Pennsylvania is within our cla-GRAPS! Just a couple more isolated counties to... unite into our republic as foodIf we are lucky, we shall also begin the Long March through the Appalachians.>Advance into Pennsylvania, if there is spillover go into WV.
Rolled 5708 (1d9999)>>6272947Still no decent roll>Taking over Florida should be our main goal, if luck is on our side and we can do both, start going towards Michigan through Alabama.
Rolled 5890 (1d9999)>>6272947Continue filling out Wisconsin and Michigan
Rolled 8666 (1d9998)>>6272947March into New York expand farther than we've ever claimed before. We are not just New England, we will be Greater New England.
Rolled 9356 (1d9999)>>6272947"Welcome, Washington state! Now, we've had some callers from Idaho incorrectly call us the 'K.A.L.K', so I must on behalf of the network issue this correction and reminder that your occupying forces are in fact an arm of 'K.A.C.L.' Think on that when you're out there in the wilds, picking your Rocks and Potatoes. Now, I am here to announce that we'll shortly be moving further into your state, so please; do not try to resist our noble forces. And Wine Lovers, if our forces can complete the conquest of Idaho and start moving into Oregon we'll be offering five of our lucky callers a bottle of the 1992 Pouilly-Fuissé..."
Rolled 6916 (1d9999)>>6272947The growth of the Nebraska enclave continues, as we obtain the last of the North Dakotan oil fields. Soon, this will power the factories throughout the great plains, while the workers are fed with BEEF and CORN
>>6272947Hawaiian TribalsOrangeNorthern CaliforniaHope it's not too late to join.
Rolled 2092 (1d9999)>>6272947finish up the border and fill out the state from the bottom up.
Rolled 5932 (1d9999)>>6272947All out assault against the Legion forces! Burn their sorry hides!
>>6272947Round 5:>>6272949>>6273124>(8) vs (8)Are you fucking serious?You're both equally Mexican>>6273042Fourtunatly, some real American's have washed up on the shores of California, And THEY are going to push both of you out >>6272978>H Y P E666 trips got you a roll of 45 + 5
Rolled 6387 (1d9999)>>6273550Devil trips have blessed me, fill NY and spill into NJ.
Rolled 3612 (1d9999)>>6273042lmao Californians will not find rest.Want to negotiate?>>6273550Continue to destroy the NCR. Spills to defend/counterattack anyone.
Rolled 9295 (1d9999)>>6273550Michigan and Wisconsin shall be dyed in TEAL
>>6273566>lmao Californians will not find rest.I guess there are Clouds over California.
>>6273570based taste in music
Rolled 6862 (1d9999)>>6273550GAH! Witnes-I mean, neighbours. Quick, finish taking Pennsylvania and spill into West Virginia.>>6273570HELLo neighbour. We are the WPR, which stands for... Workers People's Republic! Yes, that's right. We are merely an union of h̵͉̆u̵̗͂n̸̮͊ẗ̴̖́ẻ̴̻r̸̺͝ PENSYLVANIAN folks out here working in the abandoned uhh... state. We wish to ḙ̸̰̏̐͝a̶̧͚̣̾͒̒̈͑t̸͎̟̳̝͋̂͜ get along and have a most peaceful coexistance, wouldn't you agree?
>>6273550SIC SEMPER TYRANNISKILL THE LEGION
Rolled 9709 (1d9999)>>6273591Forgot dice
Rolled 8789 (1d9999)>>6273550"Now, we're getting a call from an 'Aaron Kimball', who says that he's feeling trapped; that as hard as he pushes it feels that life is pushing back equally hard, and that such pressures seem to be swamping him, surrounding him. To you, Aaron, I say; hold fast, stick to your principles; and be on the lookout for new opportunity should it come your way."...the forces of K.A.C.L. continue the push into Idaho.
>>6273683>8789Palindrome - 878Straight - 789...Once Idaho is filled up, continue on to invade first Oregon, then Wyoming.
Rolled 6851 (1d9999)>>6273550The black gold is almost ours, and soon the golden wheat will fall under the mighty Cornhusker control as well. Our loyal blackshirts seize the rest of ND, any spillover will go to securing our home of good ol Nebraska
>>6273550Jesus I suck assSame thing as before: Florida; If possible, go to Alabama
Rolled 9816 (1d9999)Sorry, forgot name and row >>6273905
Rolled 5014 (1d9999)>>6273550occupy all of Texas from the bottom up.
Rolled 8700 (1d9999)>>6273550Take that empty space in Calidornia, then invade the NCR and kill them, then spillover to invade the Legion.The Pacific will expand.>>6273566>Want to negotiate?No.
>>6273550Round 6>Even with the pressing threat of Americans behind them, the NCR still decided to put all their force against their fellow Mexicans>The Massive roll of 30 completly overruns the the NCR as they attacked the the Legion>>6273591There are still colors open if you want to keep playing>>6273913>Florida is Captured by Snakes >>6272952+1 bonus for an appalachian trai state
Rolled 8590 (1d9999)>>6274225Attack the Wendigos >>6273580After sending a diplomatic expedition to Workers People's Republic we find the most terrible things. The land is infested Wendigo. We will purge the land and reclaim it for humanity and more importantly New Englanders.
Rolled 8711 (1d9999)>>6274225Defend against the Hawaiians and then attack them with any of the roll left!>NCR is defeatedA worthy foe and ideological enemy has fallen! AVE!But the Legion cannot rest on it's laurels and accomplish Hegelian synthesis yet, for a tribal nation threatens to undue all of our efforts.>>6274023>No.It is so Legiover.
Also GG to the NCR. You fought pretty well.
Rolled 2590 (1d9999)>>6274225Keep workin on Michigan and Wisconsin with my terrible rolls
Rolled 9750 (1d9999)>>6274225Finally!Alabama is the objective now
Rolled 4583 (1d9999)>>6274225>Still not giving us the correct acronym>Not mentioning our acquisition of an Oregon Trail state"Well, really. One can understand overlooking Washington state for inclusion in the prestigious states of the trail, despite our beloved home state having being carved out of the Oregon Territories; but Idaho is certainly a member of the trail club by whatever metric you choose to judge. As indeed is Wyoming, so we must proceed with our conquest until recognition..." >>6274225Finish taking Wyoming, then begin the invasion of Oregon!
Rolled 8817 (1d9999)>>6274225Counter-attack New England!>>6274228G̶̡̨̢̘͈̥̼͙͓̦͍̩̤̦̙̏̒̋̓́́͝͝͝͝ͅí̶̛͖̥̟̻͍̠̞̭̮̥͖͕̮͓̮̮̥̫͋̓̾̿̍̈̈́͆̐̽͌͝g̸̠̳̞͍͈̥̀̈́͆̂̆̌̌͘̕ą̴̼̣̠͕̩͚̦̳̩̼͖̝̩̱͙̟̱̮͕̒̀̌́̿́̉̕͘͝ͅ-̴̞̞͓͑̾́̏͗̈́̑͘n̴̫͍̙̖̖̳͍̫͛̒̉̒̍̾͆́̐̈̈͑̐̋͆̓̊͂̔̒̚̕i̵̧̧̞̜̗̩͎̜̞̬̙̣̭͇͔̺̥͒̒̈̌̉̋̃̐̏̇̏͊̐͐̔̑̓̂̊̚͠b̸̨̺̟͉̗͇͓̩̱̦̬̥͈̖̟͍̠̣͙̠̞̆̓̋̃̍̀̆̿o̶̧͕͉͈͔̮͓͕̩̫̰̮̯̳̮̔͊̎͊̔̍̕s̶̢̯̹͓͚̙͖̦̞̖͈͍͍͓͖͎̞͔̘̘̍̌̾͜h̵͌́͑̐̓͌̋͋͛̄̐̕͠͝͝ͅį̴̣̙̭͂͌̓̈̇͛̔̂͛̑͑̓́̏̊͂̾̌̔͒͊̚͘̕͠n̵̨̛̛̛̺̮͉̭͇̖̖̪̼̹͈̰̻̝͙͎͋͋̈͌̾̔̍̇̋́̎͘͜͝͝͝͝ġ̵͇͕̫̓̃̇̋̍ ̵̢̥̿̉̎̀̃͐̂̀͗̈́̍̏̾͌̊̂̒̕m̵͍̦̳̠̠̝̼̣̈́̆͛͌̀̿͐̽̿͝͠͝a̸̫̎̿ͅn̴̡͈̮̭͖͖͔͚̳̥͍͕͖͙̣̹̯̹̂͂̾̽̐͐͑̈͛̒̀̾g̶̡̛̣̳͚͓̣̤̙̥̪̥̼̪̮̩̻̬̯̘͈̭͉̀̈̾̈́̆̇͆̋̀̄̒̏̄͐̌̎̇͛̉̌͘͝ͅį̸̯͕̦̭̝̜̺͇̺̰͈͐͆́͊͜ḏ̸̨͕͍͇̬̳̪̙͕͕͎̤͓̪̰̜͙͈̯̦͒͛͊̏̕͜ͅē̴̢̜͚̯̪̣͕̠̹̻̝̦̻̖̰̪͔̮̥̬̞̝̒̉͒̄͌̀̌̔̂̊͛͆͒̀̒̀͑͠͠ṉ̴̢̣̖̻͇̻̜̠̐̍́̓̿̒̊̄̽̋̓͘̚̕̕͠ͅi̷͉̰̼̝̫̠̫̬̗͝ͅ!̶̢̢̡͍̗͚̟̳͔̯͔͍̥͖͎̣̱̣̖̀̀͒̀͋͝
Rolled 741 (1d9999)>>6274225now fill up the state from west to east.
Rolled 1577 (1d9999)>>6274225The barren nature of the Dakotas is making transit difficult, but we are so close to securing the last of the oil fields. One final effort, and then we switch to securing our homeland.
Rolled 5022 (1d9999)>>6274225Sigh...Well time for round 2. New MexicoLight BlueThe Enclave>>6274284I'll be back.
>>6274454>The Enclave>not starting in ChicagoFor shame.
>>6274301>>6274225Probably should have added my bonus on the name, idk
Whats the schedule?
Round 7>NE vs WPR>26 vs 14>CL vs Hawian's >30 vs 0>>6274454Welcome to the game stranger >>6274304(You)>>6274723Every morningI was waitiing for the Hawian's to show up, but they didn't
Rolled 4777 (1d9999)>>6274781[animal noise that roughly translates to kill the New Englanders and advance the front north]also, you forgot my +1 from the Appalachia trail.
Rolled 7326 (1d9999)>>6274781Continue the war.>>6274783Fuck the wendigos are rising up as a force of nature, hold men hold.
Rolled 2946 (1d9999)Anyone want to ally a larping, totalitarian, slaver nation?>>6274781Defend against any attacks, keep on invading Hawaii with the roll I have left.
Rolled 9842 (1d9999)>>6274781Objectives:> Take over Alabama> then, go for Tennessee
Rolled 2263 (1d9999)>>6274781Finish Wisconsin and Michigan; any spill to Illinois.
Rolled 2759 (1d9999)>>6274781With Wyoming taken, a second state of the Oregon trail has been completed. Now, eager for footwear tycoons and technology barons to join our cause and recognise the benefits of good mental health, we press on into Oregon itself.>>6274791"Rome! Well known as a city of renown, the legacy of centuries of of European culture, learning and taste. Your people pick a grand cultural legacy to emulate. As Ceasar said; 'Ut est rerum omnium magister usus'. Your marches across the ruins of this nation must have found you owning many piles of bricks; what wonderous cities of Marble are you constructing in their place?"
Rolled 4688 (1d9999)Expand North East.
Rolled 9030 (1d9999)The walls are closing in, the great powers of the midwest are beginning to rise from the ashes. KACL, using the disgusting West Coast offense has begin to reach our borders but have stopped, for now. For now, we tend to our own and explode across Nebraska, searching for the next offensive line.
>>6274958If overflow from the palindrome, South Dakota
>>6270289>>6274781>Always Bet On Losing Horses Casino>Cyan>starting in the middle of Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Indiana, and Tennessee
Rolled 2542 (1d9999)>>6274781just make sure the enclave don't come to texas.
>>6274965fuck forgot to roll, expand to Tennessee first i guess
Rolled 8559 (1d9999)>>6274965>>6275033motherfucker roll
>>6274824Ours are the structures with pillars of marble and stone. The aqueducts, the temple to Mars and the Colosseum where gladiators fight, are the greatest pride of New Rome.Theater and bathhouses have their places, as they did in an age long past, but we are not like the profligates that we would do such a vanity.If you're curious about our more utilitarian buildings, we have factories, farmlands, villages, and the like. While hospitals can be found here and there, we do not rely on them or on the crutch known as modern science.We are not the uncivilized technology destroyers propaganda makes us out to be. The Legion is the very essence of civilization, in all of its natural cruelty.
>>6274781Round 8>NE vs WPR>12+5 vs 45>CL vs Hawian's >12 vs 0How convenient
Rolled 2138 (1d9999)>>6275306continue expansion outward in all directions
Rolled 1975 (1d9999)>>6275306I made a mistake by putting +5 last turn, my bad. Continue the fight and burn their forest.
>>6275311Wait, I missed NY city being nabbed. Should be +5 now.
Rolled 4617 (1d9999)>>6275306close in on the northern border and fill it out if I can.
>>6274965I don't wanna ruin the fun and go straight for you from the get go... What do you say of a non-aggression pact? I'll give up on Tennessee and stay Southeast. My condition is that you never go South beyond Tennesse. What do you think?I have pact with Brazilian Inquisition too, which I presume is still going strong >>6275323 ?
Imperium AmericanaGrayWashington DC and the surrounding area.Once there was a dream, dreamt by hundreds of millions of people, from sea to shining sea. This dream was called the American Dream, and it was watched over by the immortal, and divine Founding Fathers, who were mortal men once but attained godhood after freeing the land known as America from the clutches of tyrannical Britannia. America was made a powerful empire from their divine guidance lasting over 200 years before occultists, barbaric foreigners, heretics, and even a rogue emperor who tried to attain the same power as the Fathers through witchcraft and machinery, destroyed both the empire, and the dream, and the Founding Fathers cast their gaze away from the land once known as America, and it's people. But there were some of those, who never stopped dreaming, seeking refuge in the ruins of the capital, hoping that one day, they could rise back up. That day has come, as one singular man, a warrior prophet, the type that only appears once in a millennium, emerged. Taking the name of George Washington, the first Founding Father, and President of the Founding Fathers, Imperator George Washington II will restore the American Dream, and the Founding Fathers will look back at their divine homeland with pride once more.
>>6275342>>6275306>>6275307alright, I'll stay in Tennessee then
Rolled 5568 (1d9999)>>6275306Go for Alabama, then Georgia if possible>>6275356Cool, cool.
>>6275359oh right as payment could we split Arkansas between usi keep staying along the line of Tennesse and you two can get the rest as I join with you and the BraziliansI just want to paint Arkansas, Tennesse, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky cyan
>>6275361I feel like Arkansas is more of a concern of Brazilian Inquisitor >>6275028 , so if you guys wanna split up, I'm cool with it. I'll focus on Mississippi and going East for now>>6275306Question for GM: Is it cool if I roll in one post then give the command on another? I feel like the game would become more strategic like that, but I don't wanna be >that guy to force shit mid game
Rolled 5816 (1d9999)>>6275306Can we finish Michigan and Wisconsin in this one post? Click HERE to find out! (Spill, if any, to Minnesota)
>>6275306Take over Colorado, spills into Utah.
Rolled 6767 (1d9999)>>6275443Dice
Rolled 9023 + 1 (1d9999 + 1)>>6275306Push along the NY border, secure the Pennsylvania Cluster.
>>6275342>which I presume is still going strongshould still be ongoing yeah
Rolled 1472 (1d9999)>>6275306The other players of the wastes are knocking on the door, but we still have time. Fill Nebraska, we'll keep Kansas split for now until the Enclave decide what they want to do.
>>6275626+4 to that roll ofc
Rolled 8600 (1d9999)>>6275306Complete the conquest of Oregon, and spill over into Montana with anything remaining.
>>6275445>6767Kinda sad this doesn't count as anything
>>6275306Don't wait for me, I'm just waiting for the Hawaii guy to come back cause it's lame to fight someone that isn't here.
is it every monday morning btw?is that normal to take this long?
>>6275306Round 9>>6275311>>6275451>NE vs WPR>12+5 vs 11Sorry for taking so longthe promised shedule will resume
Rolled 9354 (1d9999)>>6276501rollan
>>6276501>>6276504expand to fill up half of Arkansas, above the Tennessee line, if already filled out expand into Tennessee
Rolled 6497 (1d9999)>>6276501The reclamation of our lands have gone on longer than we hope, with much of the rural infrastructure completely destroyed. We will continue to push to Scottsbluff, filling Nebraska.
Rolled 4594 (1d9999)>>6276501Smash into Pennsylvania, drive deep into their lair and consume it in flames.
Rolled 8015 (1d9999)>>6276501Go for Alabama, then Georgia if possible
Rolled 7815 (1d9999)>>6276501Finish Michigan any spill to Wisconsin. If there's any spill after that Minnesota
Rolled 4121 (1d9999)>>6276501The Imperium has begun on it's great crusade to restore America, may the Founders gran us success. Our glorious Imperator George Washington II has decreed a Southward march, to secure the state of Virginia, may the Arsenal of Democracy guide our Legions.
Rolled 19976 (1d19999)>>6276501Rolling to get California for the last time.Sorry about the radio silence. I can't really participate in this Risk every day anymore for irl reasons, so instead of just coming in sporadically I'll officially dip out.If the QM wants he can let someone adopt/take over my country.
Rolled 5988 (1d9999)>>6276501And Oregon makes it a third state of the trail.Continue the invasion of Montanna. I'm sure there's some Freudian analysis in wanting to take over a 'big' state that is 'above us', but I'm going to claim that the main reason is to get all their wonderful craft breweries. Or, what remains of them.
Rolled 8524 (1d9999)>>6276501close out the texan border and start filling it out from top to bottom.
Rolled 3088 (1d9999)>>6276501Expand West. We must retake Mariposa.
>>6276501Defend Arizona! Anything left can defend against Hawaii.
Rolled 3255 (1d9999)>>6276774Dice lol
Rolled 6019 (1d9999)>>6276501Advance around New York City! Cross the Hudson and disrupt their rear in Conneticut and Massachusetts.
>>6276501Round 10>NE vs WPR>10+6 vs 18>Enclave vs Legion>30 vs 30
Rolled 7565 (1d9999)>>6277728Kill the wendigos
Rolled 8289 (1d9999)>>6277728... these dice hate me (or the counties are just too dense here). Michigan then Wisconsin. If there's any spill after that go Minnesota.
>>6277728Wait OP did you even add the +12 from >>6276555? Cause it doesn't look like it.
Rolled 2566 (1d9999)>>6277728Man, retaking the cornhusker state is taking longer than I thought, and there are some beefy neighbors. I can't do math so I'm trusting that QM is applying the +4 bonus lol
Rolled 382 (1d9999)>>6277728take the half of arkansas along the line of Tennessee then take Tennessee
Rolled 2340 (1d9999)>>6277728Complete Alabama, then Mississipi if possible, following the northern and western borders
>>6277728keep filling up texas, this will be a long occupation.
Rolled 5295 (1d9999)Freud stated that 'Civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct'. To that end, all forms of instinct must be supressed for new civilisation to flourish and stand content. To that end, it behoves both our mental health and our civilisation to rid ourselves of the primitive that borders us. >>6277728Take out the Tribal Hawaiians. Spill into Nevada, then Utah.
Rolled 8907 (1d9999)>>6277728Expand west of colorado. Only attack the Legion if they attack us.
Rolled 6486 + 1 (1d9999 + 1)>>6277728Blunt the NE attack, sacrifice positions in NYC if needed, otherwise counter-attack them along the coast.>>6277905You humans have proven yourself to be of a much more resilient sort than the hikers of Pennsylvania. We're bleeding ourselves dry fighting this war while the continent is conquered, as such we propose a ceasefire. You'd be able to expand along the coast while we take the inner highlands, is this agreeable?
Rolled 2422 (1d9999)>>6277728Take New Vegas and at least most of Nevada, spillover to take Utah. Don't attack KACL unless he attacks me. Defense against any invasion comes first though.
>>6277728Round 11>NE vs WPR>30 + 5 vs 12 + 1>K.A.C.L vs Legion>8 attacking + 22 defending vs 22 attacking (35 total)>K.A.C.L vs Hawaian's>12 + 5 vs 0>>6277934Looks like I forgot you.12 + 14>>6277993no rollI'll make it a +8Imperium not here+8
Rolled 3447 (1d9999)>>6278270Finish filling Nebraska, any spillover goes into Kansas. We're almost there....we just need a little luck....
Rolled 5832 (1d9999)>>6278270take the half of arkansas along the line of Tennessee then take Tennessee
Rolled 7442 (1d9999)>>6278270Reeeeeeeeeeee! -capture my capitalIf NE continues the war, blunt his offensive and attempt to advance into New York state. If not, advance into West Virginia.
Rolled 2381 (1d9999)>>6278270Kill him!>>6278287Sorry mate, sunk cost fallacy any everything. You are right in that the war was too early but I think it was inevitable due to our locations.
Rolled 4200 (1d9999)>>6278270right. keep occupyingreally hope the lack and legion got at each other now.
Rolled 577 (1d9999)>>6278270It's all good QM. Michigan any spill to Minnesota
Rolled 3841 (1d9999)>>6278270Complete Mississipi, if possible go for Georgia following the northern and eastern borders
>>6278270Is it possible to give my roll to someone else? An assist or something
Rolled 859 (1d9999)>>6278270Continue peacefully expanding west, attack if we are attacked.
>>6278446thanks for leaving out louisiana. i'm planning on filling it and then completing the KFC states
>>6278447i'll take it if i can add it to my result.
>>6278536No problemo, feel free to take both Arkansa and Louisiana, I felt it would be too close to comfort for you. >>6278538That's the plan
>>6278270If attacked, then retaliate with full force.Otherwise, move into Colorado.
Rolled 864 (1d9999)>>6278729Dropped the dice.
>>6278327Inevitable, maybe, but it didn't -and doesn't- have to happen now. You can expand along the coast while I down towards the inland South and see what happens after. Hell, I'm even willing to offer you a redo of our relations, Status Quo Ante Bellum kind of peace
Rolled 9482 (1d9999)>>6278270Expand eastward now, into the ancient state of Maryland. The Emperor commands it, and the Legions shall obey!
>>6278270Round 12>NE vs WPR>8 + 6 vs 8>>6278271+1 oregon trail bonus for capturiing kansasLegion didn't show up>>6278447yesanyone can add there roll to anyone elses
>>6278271I meant for capturing nebraska
Rolled 2821 (1d9999)>>6279750finish up Tennessee, beeline the border of Missouri
>>6279750Finally, the cornhusker state is fully under control and the agricultural machines of metal are marching strong. It is time to look at our neighbors. >>6278730Mighty K.A.C.L. while we simple Midwesterners do not understand your ways of life, we both recognize that there are bigger fish to fry here. I propose a nonaggression pact for 8 rounds. You can have Colorado, I claim South Dakota and Oklahoma and we can both go in peace in prosperity. I also offer a great bounty of Omaha Steaks, Black gold and commemorative coins for the Nebraska Cornhuskers 1997 National Championship which was NOT won by Michigan
Rolled 5036 (1d9999)>>6279750Cool, for this round: Complete Mississipi, if possible go for Georgia following the northern and eastern borders
Rolled 1073 (1d9999)>>6279750Continue the conquest>>6278947I've got your cap, I think I can take the rest in a couple turns. Let's say in 3 turns if it doesn't look like it's over for you we stalemate and give up?
Rolled 9932 (1d9999)>>6279750keep going to plan on texas
Rolled 804 (1d9999)>>6279750Fill up Minnesota. Any spill to Iowa.
Rolled 5606 (1d9999)>>6279750RETAKE THE CAPITAL! Push the englanders over the Hudson!>>6279792Deal
Rolled 937 (1d9999)>>6279778"To you of the midwest, we accept your terms for non-aggression. If you wish to learn our ways, I would recommend you listen to The Dr. Frasier Crane Show (On 780 AM) to hear the words and advice of civilisations' wise new leader. Callers are welcome, he's listening." >>6279750"Now, it comes to mind that, whilst the Legacy of Rome is a worthy one to emulate; the group that proclaims itself 'Ceaser's legion' makes a mockery of the Citizen-Armies of Rome with their own hordes of driven slaves. An army less like the historical forces of the eternal city it would be hard to find! And so, it is for the crime of unrepentant historical inaccuracy that we decree that the Legion must be driven from California.">Attack Ceasar's Legion starting in California.
Rolled 1046 (1d9999)>>6279750Defend against those brainiacs up north! Use anything left to take the rest of California!
Rolled 2126 (1d9999)>>6279750With peace secured to our West, we will begin pushing into Kansas to secure another Oregon Trail state
Rolled 8277 (1d9999)>>6279750Expand westward now, into West Virginia, so that the Founders’ light can be seen there.
Rolled 8004 (1d9999)>>6279750Strike back against the LACK horde!
>>6279750Round 13>NE vs WPR>10 + 6 vs 30Pensilvania Recaptured>K.A.C.L vs Legion>14 + 5 vs 12>Enclave vs K.A.C.L>10 vs 0
Rolled 1914 (1d9999)>>6280999Attack!
Rolled 4432 (1d9999)>>6280999Continue on capturing Kansas, the lesser Nebraska
Rolled 2437 (1d9999)>>6280999the brazilian's marches on Texas continuesalso snakes can i take your +4 bonus if i get a shitty roll?
Rolled 8733 (1d9999)>>6280999Complete Mississipi, and anything extra give it to Brazilian Inquisitor >>6281084
>>6281084>>6281119Well shit, my bad, there are exactly 34 territories left I think lol Maybe next turn
Rolled 4648 (1d9999)>>6280999Focus on taking and holding California!
>>6281120all good :)
Rolled 8325 (1d9999)>>6280999>>6279754boss i think you forgot my rolltake Tennessee and secure the border of Missouri
Rolled 6934 (1d9999)>>6280999Keep up the invasion of California.
>>62812832821 is a palindrone right?
Rolled 143 (1d9999)>>6280999Expand in all the free space left to me.
Rolled 3309 (1d9999)>>6280999Attack New England towards the towns of Newburgh, Highland, and Kingston NY. Once those towns are unde WPR controll, cross the Hudson and advance into both Conneticut and Massachusetths.
Rolled 7515 (1d9999)>>6280999Minnesota, any spill to Iowa.
>>6281582so sad this doesn't count for anything
>>6281667Should count as a 3 digit palindrome, no? OPs image says those are worth 30
>>6280999Round 14>NE vs WPR>10 + 5 vs 18 + 1>New York bonus lost>K.A.C.L vs Legion>10 + 5 vs 14>>6281038>4432I am going to count this as a Reverse Stright (432)>36 + 4>>6281283I didn'tYour roll was just that smalImperium didn't show up
Rolled 2845 (1d9999)>>6281413>>6281948boss isnt it a palindrome liek this dude?>>6281582orders as same as usual
Rolled 6605 (1d9999)>>6281948Based, and that should give another +1 for oregon trail state. Now, it's time to destroy an old friend, but bigger enemy. Flood into Iowa and once and for all decide whose corn is better!
>>6281950Noall bonus's start from the right sidenot the left
Rolled 8385 (1d9999)>>6281948terminate the texan territory also apply the snake bonus if he's ok with it.
Rolled 5918 (1d9999)>>6281948Keep on taking and holding all of California!
Rolled 9753 (1d9999)>>6281948continue the waning attack.
>>6281980Sorry+5Anyway next turn we can have peace if you want Wendigos
Rolled 7821 (1d9999)>>6281948Minnesota, any spill into Iowa
Rolled 4619 (1d9999)>>6281948Press on our advantage, continue the plan, TRUST the plan too. Onwards to Conneticut and Massachusetts!
Rolled 2823 (1d9999)>>6281948 What he says >>6281226 but instead of only the bonus use all of my roll
Rolled 7106 (1d9999)>>6281948Keep on pressing the conquest on the Californian front!
>>6282024>>6281948 Sorry, I quoted the wrong post lol >>6281962
Rolled 15 (1d9999)>>6281948>ColorBrown>NameGene-Hive Omicron Skinwalker Territories (GHOST)>CapitalWestern North Carolina>ActionAttack Central NCEnough B̸̠͍͋͘L̸̖͍̓Ö̶͚́́̃͠O̶̰̳̥͐̀̀̕D̴̀ͅ has been shed. The Gene Hive has awakened, and our appetite has been whetted. We crave Ṃ̴̧̜͛̄͝O̵̭̝͖͆̎͜R̴͕̥͙̾̆͂̀Ȩ̶̓͝.̶̐͆͜
Rolled 3153 (1d9999)>>6281948Expand west, spills go into attacking KACL.
Rolled 3073 (1d9999)>>6281948The time has finally come. Our Imperial Legions shall strike northward, against the state of Pennsylvania, and reclaim it from the creatures that have taken it over, in the name of the Founding Fathers.
>>6282457Are you being racist against creatures right now? I am literally shaking.
>>6282134Kindred!
>>6281948Round 15>something is comming>growing out from land>it's approaching >NE vs WPR>10 + 5 vs 18 + 1>New York bonus lost>K.A.C.L vs Legion>12 + 5 vs 14>Imperium vs WPR>10 vs 0WPR capital captured
Rolled 3864 (1d9999)>>6282774Keep on fighting the desperate fight! Keep on holding and taking the rest of California!>>6282138How about a truce? At least until the war is over.If we ally, at least temporarily, ou can have Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Oregon, and Washington State.
Rolled 9617 (1d9999)>>6282774god dammitmotherfuckers strap in for the fight for Tennesseeis reinforcing a thing here?if so yellow please help, i kept to the pact to never go for the whole of Missouri
>>6281980Third phase of the fighting is over. A deal is a deal, will you honor it now?
Rolled 2659 (1d9999)>>6282774Attack the legion in California.>>6282138The Legion is very good at offering you my land, it seems. My counter offer? Join me. Help me, attack the legion instead; and I will grant you my Colorado possessions and anything we take from the legion in Arizona, I will leave Utah for you, and pledge you my support in your next war.
Rolled 5074 (1d9999)>>6282774Finish Minnesota, any spill into Indiana.
Rolled 2471 (1d9999)>>6282774Occupy Georgia focusing on the Northern and Eastern borders.>>6282779 (Losing Horses)I just helped Inquisitor with Texas, and I was planning on helping you, however GHOST is too close for comfort, for now I will just reinforce my defenses and offer a non aggression treaty. I'll be neutral for now if you guys conflict, I'm sorry.If you guys can negotiate, I would be ok with leaving North Carolina and South Carolina for him, as long as he doesn't go into George, you could say the same about the rest of Tennessee. Thoughts?>>6282459 (GHOST)Non aggression treaty? Read the paragraph above>>6281962 (Brazilian Inquisitor)I was planning on help you a bit more, but the situation around me got more complicated, I will focus on myself for a moment.
Rolled 5070 (1d9999)>>6282774>something is comming>growing out from landohio incomingalso terminate texas
>>6282872yeah i'm planning on going for the betting cassino myself once i'm done with texas
Rolled 6022 (1d9999)>>6282774Push deeper into Iowa
>>6282881>for the betting cassino idgi, my esl ass doesnt get it
>>6282888cyan
Rolled 9020 (1d9999)>>6282774>ActionAttack Central North CarolinaIt began slowly. Towns in Appalachia going silent. Wildlife fleeing in droves into the foothills of the Eastern Seaboard. Soon, however, it could be hidden no longer. Horribly mutated wildlife, distorted and twisted, dragging away Humans by the hundreds, then thousands, then hundreds of thousands. Their screams disappeared into the limestone caves of the Appalachian temperate rainforests, and what came out was something... different.>>6282872>Non aggression treaty?The Hive is aiming for the Appalachian Trail. We have no conflict with your cave-free ssswampss. Your offer of non-aggression is acccceptable.>>6282779>TennesssssseeeeThe Hive desires thiss, but an alternative is possssible. Demilitarization.
>>6282893>020 = xyx palindromeJuicccy.
>>6282893Cool!>>6282891Oh, I thought you meant Vegas or something lol, ok
>>6282802The deal is if you were looking likely to keep going I'd give up, but now as its a 2v1 it does seem that way. Not trying to be a dick, but if I back out now it would similarly be rude to IMPERIUM. Honestly not sure what im doing.
>>6282872understandable>>6282893i'll help you go anywhere else except for Tennessee, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky and Arkansas
>>6282988The hive has no interessst in Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas or Kentucky. The hive craves the sssucculent richness of Tennesssseeee, but there is no reason the feasssst musst commencce immediately. Can you focuss on Missouri, Arkansas, and Illinois firsst?
>>6283003fine, same deal with the BraziliansI take the half of Tennessee up to the line where Alabama and Georgia meet and starting next turn I swear to give half my rolls for a period of five turns to do with what you wishProvided we have a alliance which I could help you petition to join in with my agreement with Yellow and Gold of a non-aggression pact with a bonus of mutual defenseI just need a part of those five states to race my horsegirls inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0ggoc8iyg&list=RDLU0ggoc8iyg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOdW1hIG11c3VtZSBhbXagBwE%3D
>>6283008More than acccceptable. We share in an appreccccciation for quadriped-human hybrids.
>>6283009hey that bumps shaped like a dear
>>6283016
>>6283018ah, driver must not be the king then, he was stopped
>>6283023Many sssuch cases.
Rolled 1285 (1d9999)>>6282816Fair, we accept. Let the KACL-Enclave treaty be signed!Expand in Utah, spills into the Legion.
Rolled 4366 (1d9999)>>6282953The deal was a way for us to escape this wasteful war and expand, with you taking the coast through New Jersey and I the interior. Even in a 1v2(which I predict won't stay like that for long), it would take a while to occupy all the Wendigo People's Republic and you'd be in the same strategic situation of having your southward expansion blocked by another power, this time the Imperium. The biggest loser of this war is you as I can demonstrate right now.>>6282774Attack NE in Conneticut and enter Rhode Island and Massachusetts.>>6283024Kin together strong. The Imperium stands in both our ways, its stated purpose anathema to our mutual interests, would you ally against them with a fellow native?
Rolled 2146 (1d9999)>>6283210Ok if you are still fighting me then I guess i will continue.
It has been 54.45 hours since last update.>>6283210Yeah sssounds good. Imperium is the one ssslowing things down. You get northern Appalachian Trail, I get southern. Let'ssss bring about Human Extinction in the Easst.
Ayo nibba OP it has been 92.7547 hours
>>6282774Round 16>something is comming>growing out from land>it's approaching >NE vs WPR>12 + 4 vs 30>K.A.C.L vs Legion>18 + 5 vs 10>>6282879trust the plan2 moar rolls
Rolled 8474 (1d9999)>>6284943Nice to see you back.Uh, keep on taking California.I'm willing to start peace talks.
>>6284944>474Nice
Rolled 7268 (1d9999)>>6284943Finish off Minnesota and then we start working on Indiana
Rolled 1373 (1d9999)>>6284943>ActionFeast upon the Imperials in Virginia. Heed the call of the Wendigos for aid.Charlotte is swarmed by horrific human-wildlife amalgamations, twisted by the Gene Hive. With numb refusal to admit the reality of the situation, reports are lifelessly recited that 5 million Humans have vanished since the Skinwalker Territories claimed Charlotte and the central foothills of North Carolina. Now the horde turns northwards and falls upon the Virginians, perhaps hoping for easy prey. Economically, the situation is even more bizarre, with cow-men humbly tending to farmlands, building chicken tractors and converting pasture to the production of chicken, egg, and milk from sheep. The Gene Hive has no need of corn and wheat, but the innovations Humans have brought to the Americas in the past 500 years seems quite promising.
>>6284970>palindrome xyx again
Rolled 9302 (1d9999)>>6284943expand into Tennessee up to where Alabama and Georgia meet, half my rolls go to GHOST, and beeline the border of Missouri
Rolled 1948 (1d9999)>>6284943Georgia's Northern and Northeastern borders, then the rest
>>6284943this is the worst possible position to be in, but I'm going all in on mormons>Deseret>Pink>the three counties left in Utah
>>6285377You could start in Missouri and do a great migration to Utah. Or better yet, Oklahoma, since Missouri is claimed already. But Missouri would be for the memes.
Rolled 6072 (1d9999)>>6284943Keep fighting the Legion in California.Hand our provinces in Colarado to the Enclave so long as they also fight the Legion.
Rolled 5889 (1d9999)>>6284943Iowa will be mine this turn, one final effort and the great agricultural land will be mine.
Rolled 613 (1d9999)>>6284943Occupy the states of Massachusetts and Conneticut fully, and if I can still advance after that push, reclaim my capital from Imperium.
Rolled 5659 (1d9999)>>6284943i hope i finish texas before then
Rolled 2408 (1d9999)>>6284943Kill Wendigo
Rolled 6211 (1d9999)>>6284943Grab those last couple territories then swiftly invade the legion.
>>6285428Yeah, that's a much better idea actually.>>6284943Assuming it's not too late, PLEASE change my starting state to Oklahoma
>>6284943Round 17>NE vs WPR>14 vs 10>K.A.C.L vs Legion>10 + 5 vs 30>Enclave vs Legion>27 vs 0Legion capital captured>GHOST vs Imperium>30 + 5 from BET vs 0Imperium captial captured>>6285443>off by onekek
>>6287150Round 17 Map
Rolled 1356 (1d9999)>>6287151>actionKeep nomming on those Imperials in VA.
Rolled 9027 (1d9999)>>6287151>>6287150Yeah yeah keep laughing. Let's finish this shithole out, if I'm lucky and there's any spill, finish SD
Rolled 3806 (1d9999)>>6287151Continue with Georgia
Rolled 4112 (1d9999)>>6287150>>6287151Take all of California at all costs!>>6286139If you'd like to take back Utah, then it would be best to defeat the Enclave while they're distracted.I'd be willing to let you have all of the Enclave territory if you do join me.
Rolled 630 (1d9999)>>6287151final stretch
Rolled 6909 (1d9999)>>6287151Focus everything on taking over Oklahoma.Also this isn't a typo, it is spelled Deseret>>6287178While this may be wise, it would be hard to do considering I do not share a border with them yet
Rolled 8303 (1d9999)>>6287151Kill him!
Rolled 6159 (1d9999)>>6287151half of my rolls go to ghostfill up Tennessee a little bit, staying where Alabama and Georgia meetmake a beeline for the border of Missouri against Black
>>6287178
Rolled 7298 (1d9999)>>6287151Fill up Indiana
>>6287226if I finish texas and there's anything left of my roll put it on louisiana.
alright gentlemen i would like to ask for a moment of silenceGrass Wonder died yesterday due to multiple counts of organ failurewe miss her dearly and wish the last of the Golden Generation of 1998 a happy afterlife where she may frolic with the rest of her dearly departed friends who were waiting for her in a field of her favorite dandelions
Always press F for dead horses :pensive:
Rolled 7792 (1d9999)>>6287151Keep up the fighting in California. Push the Legion back!
>>6287506Sorry about your horse(?)
>>6287240There is the small pan-handle that you could fill out and invade from there.I get wanting to wait and fill out more of the map, but it might be impossible to to actually get it in the future if the Kalc-Enclave alliance holds up.>>6287340Feels like an 18-carat run of bad luck.>>6287506RIP horse.
Rolled 9111 (1d9999)>>6287151Focus on countering NE's attack and, if by some statistical improbability my roll is greater than his, take Conneticut.
>>6287809
Rolled 958 (1d9999)>>6287151Surprise attack on Texas this round. Try to keep hold of the legion territories we have, but Texas is the priority.
>>6287151>>6287150Round 18>NE vs WPR>30 + 3 vs 45>K.A.C.L vs Legion>8 + 5 vs 8>Enclave vs Inquisitors>14 vs 0>GHOST vs Imperium>12 + 9 from BET vs 0>>6287178Off By One>>6287506RIPyou've won the bet
Rolled 3898 (1d9999)>>6289310Georgia...
Rolled 263 (1d9999)>>6289310Fight against KACL in California, but prioritize keeping Cali.
>>6289330>263>off by one againIt's Legiover
>>6287358The great Husker nation doesn't eye the Great Lakes region and has no issue with your expansion. I propose a non-aggression pact until round 30. I take Illinois, and you can have everything else. I don't wish to see my people gorged on too much land.
Rolled 5919 (1d9999)>>6289310good progress.
>>6288192war it is then.
Rolled 4819 (1d9999)>>6289310Keep pressing against Caesar's Legion in California.
>>6289368focus on eliminating the invaders before filling up
>>6289310Attack north, along the Atlantic Coast, towards Maine
Rolled 7849 (1d9999)>>6289479Forgot the die
Rolled 1318 (1d9999)>>6289310half my rolls go to ghostbeeline Missouri's border with Kansas
Rolled 6454 (1d9999)>>6289310>ActionFinish off Imperials in Virginia.In the unlikely event of spillover, I try to eliminate Imperials in Pennsylvania and cede any captured counties north of West Virginia-Maryland-Delaware line back to Wendigos.>FluffA special envoy from Charlottesville is sent to the Black Shirts with various prosecutors, mayoral office staff, police, and political prisoners as a gift.
>>6289541>The xyx palindromes don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
Rolled 8701 (1d9999)>>6289310Indiana.>>6289340Understood; I agree to your NAP.
>>6289314>>6289368>>6289541xyx>>6289330>>6289391>>6289480off by onelol
Rolled 6840 (1d9999)>>6289310All in on the Inquisitors.
>>6289310>>6289314If it's still possible to change, use my entire roll for Brazilian Inquisition, targetting the Enclave's capital directly through the West of Texas and the South of New Mexico
Rolled 7658 (1d9999)>>6289541Wonderful, your oddities are well accepted in the capitol and are thrown into summer conditioning, or hell week, as we call it. Please, take the largest ear of corn harvested last year. It weighs 48 pounds and is over four feet long!>>6289310With the great lakes region secured, we have a few spots to hit in Iowa and the rest will fill North Dakota.
Rolled 1015 (1d9999)>>6289310Keep on going through Oklahoma
Rolled 281 (1d9999)>>6289310
Rolled 8549 (1d9999)>>6289310Our HEROIC Imperium has been sliced in two by a horrendous menace… this shall not stand, the Founders forbid it. The Legions, come hell or high water, shall DESTROY these vile creatures, IN THE NAME OF WASHINGTON.
>>6289900Sorry about not posting, other stuff took my attention away but now I’m back, assuming I survive.
>>6289902The Chinese, as we understand it, have a phrase for your sssituation. I believe it'sss>CONFUCIUS SAY: OWARI DA
>>6289767wasted
>>6289310Round 18>NE vs WPR>8 + 3 vs 18+2>K.A.C.L vs Legion>18 + 5 vs 10>Enclave vs Inquisitors>20 vs 30>GHOST vs Imperium>30 + 7 from BET vs 18
Rolled 9183 (1d9999)>>6290283Fully occupy Massachusetts and then advance into Vermont.
Rolled 9328 (1d9999)>>6290283Keep working on Indiana
Rolled 9954 (1d9999)>>6290283continue the push we're almost done
Rolled 4836 (1d9999)>>6290283Focus on George for now
>>6290283>ActionContinue the feast upon the Imperials, prioritizing Virginia first.>NoteIf I take anything in Pennsylvania it is to be ceded to the Wendigos>What's next?Members of the Hive; biomass conversion this quarter has broken all previousss records. I want to thank each of you for your ongoing effortss. A harvesst this big hasn't been sseen in millennia. But we're not resssting on our laurels, members of the Hive, oh no. We have big plans for the next quarter.Wesst Virginia. Delaware, and the remainder of North Carolina and Virginia are all on the roadmap.Conversion of agriculture-- [holds up the Black Shirts record breaking corn cob]-- over to pasture land for sssussstainable animal raising will revolutionize the biossssphere.We have plans even to open a Hick-Fil-A in every Gene Hive hub. The future is looking incredible, investors!
Rolled 1052 (1d9999)>>6290283forgot muh dice
Rolled 9958 (1d9999)>>6290283Keep on the war against K.A.C.L! Take California for the glory of Mars!
>>6290397>958>one off againCaesar will become Caligula if this shit keeps up.
Rolled 3563 (1d9999)>>6290283half of my rolls go to ghosttake Missouri
Rolled 1819 (1d9999)>>6290283Things are certainly dire for the Imperium Americana, but fear not! Washington shall guide us to victory, and the Emperor himself has blessed us. TO WAR!
Rolled 8103 (1d9999)>>6290283
Rolled 4522 (1d9999)>>6290283Should be another +1 for Iowa as an Oregon trail state, right? Anyway, our plans are almost complete. Finish South Dakota, begin filling Illinois
Rolled 6296 (1d9999)>>6290283The attack on the legion in California continues! We WILL find out the root cause of these LARPer's severe mental problems!
Rolled 8351 (1d9999)>>6290283Nothing new, Nothing Interesting. Just keep expanding west through Oklahoma
this should really be kept to once a day again and those that didn't submit get skipped.the anticipation is killing me.
>>6292135Agree.
Rolled 1559 (1d9999)>>6290283Continue pushing into Texas.
>>6290283The time elapsed since August 14, 2025, 09:36:54 CDT to August 19, 2025, 08:04:00 CDT is approximately 4 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes, and 6 seconds.
>>6293014not a sprint but a marathon, but we could consider making the buddy system more useful by having the one's present roll in their buddies stead to not stall the game
>>6293015>It's not a sprintI see you.
anybody wanna get a hit on the enclave with me?
>>6293021Gold Brazil Inquisition right?i pledge that after one more turn paying off Ghost half my rolls go to you
>>6293024you alright horse casino.
>>6290283Round 201/3 of the way to round 60>NE vs WPR>10 vs 12+2>K.A.C.L vs Legion>12 + 5 vs 14>Enclave vs Inquisitors>18 vs 10>GHOST vs Imperium>8 + 5 from BET vs 18
Rolled 9731 (1d9999)>>6293027Thank you bossman.>ActionEliminate the Imperials, prioritizing Virginia.>>6290344Could you also knock Imperials out this turn? I'll give you half roll on your next one to make up lost ground against NE.>TalismanBig money, no whammies! Ssstop!
>>6293028
Rolled 568 (1d9999)>>6293027all in on the invading fuckers
Rolled 2073 (1d9999)>>6293027half my rolls go to ghosttake Missouri
Rolled 4670 (1d9999)>>6293027Keep on attacking California! Push K.A.C.L out!
Rolled 506 (1d9999)>>6293027Georgia...
Rolled 3378 (1d9999)>>6293027Never counted ya out!We've almost secured the perimeter of Illinois, the homeland of a man which is our capital's namesake, Lincoln. Continue to push in on all sides.
Rolled 8688 (1d9999)>>6293027Fill Indiana any spill to Ohio
Rolled 4882 (1d9999)>>6293027
Rolled 3719 (1d9999)>>6293027The fight against the Legion continues in California. As it must.
Rolled 9768 (1d9999)>>6293027Attack the Imperium, liberate our lands and ravage theirs.>>6293028deal
Rolled 2835 (1d9999)>>6293027Everything on Oklahoma
>>6293027Round 21>NE vs WPR>8 vs 8>WPR vs Imperium>9 vs 0>K.A.C.L vs Legion>18 + 5 vs 20>Enclave vs Inquisitors>0 vs 14>GHOST vs Imperium>8 + 5 from BET vs 0
Rolled 3117 (1d9999)>>6293962Advance north into Vermont to split NE even more. Also, get that Imperium county that remained in Pennsylvania.>>6293028Would you trade me the Imperium lands you've conquered in West Virginia? Do such and any debt from me helping with the Imperium is nulled, no need to give me half of an attack.
Rolled 7406 (1d9999)>>6293962Keep going against California!
Rolled 114 (1d9999)>>6293962primary focus is defense. if that's not needed then finish texas.
>>6293024i'm calling on your debts, cassino.
Rolled 2061 (1d9999)>>6293962Come on baby, GIMME ILLINOIS!
Rolled 1856 (1d9999)>>6293962Keep on pressing into California!
Rolled 1897 (1d9999)>>6293962GeorgiaPosting from a different IP cause I was banned on the main one lol
>>6294097press into the enclave instead, he's dead fish right now.
Rolled 325 (1d9999)>>6293962>NoteHalf my roll goes to Wendigos>ActionEliminate Imperials. Cede Pennsylvania county back to Wendigos if captured.>SpilloverSecure Maryland>>6293972I intend to take Wessst Virginia, pic related. If you're concccerned about borders, don't be: as coastal countries we are ssecretly bordering every other coastal country and can expand anywhere we want -- or be attacked by anyone. As ssuch we can lean into our bond of brotherhood forged in the fires of sstomping out the humies for the duration of the game. Pity the west coassst guys beating the sssnot out of each other endlessly.
Rolled 7144 (1d9999)>>6293962Finish Indiana... if there's any spill after it's full finish Ohio
Rolled 251 (1d9999)>>6293962Retake our positions in Texas! Unleash the power armour!
Rolled 3339 (1d9999)>>6293962Everything on Oklahoma, IF there is any spillover, put it on invading the Enclave
Rolled 8792 (1d9999)>>6293962mother fucker took Illinois, finish up Missouri, i get a bonus for that right?>>6294050i dont have a bonus man I have to fight the shirts off, maybe if I am still alive by next turn i can get you two some rollsGhost, i paid protection money can i see some returns on my investment?
>>6294438I came in late, can you clarify who all you're allied and at war with? I may be able to invesst in easstern poland oncce Imperials are gone (which should be thiss turn).
>>6294489Gold, Yellow and youi cant run a five state race is the shirts occupy Missouri and if i cant run races i am done for
we really out here missing days>>6294314nobody expects the brazilian inquisition
>haven't checked /qst/ in days>somehow haven't missed an update/round
5 days, 3 hours, 38 minutes, and 12 seconds
>>6293962Round 22Sorry for the late updateI've been pretty busy, and I will continue to be busy.If I miss a few days, one of you can move the game on to it's next round>NE vs WPR>0 vs 13 + 3 + 5 from ghost>WPR vs Imperium>1 vs 0>K.A.C.L vs Legion>12 + 5 vs 12>Enclave vs Inquisitors>8 vs 10>GHOST vs Imperium>5 vs 0>Deseret vs Enclave>18 vs 0>>6294101lol for what
Rolled 8532 (1d9999)>>6297626finish up Missouri so I can get a state bonus
Rolled 2290 (1d9999)>>6297626Finish Georgia, and if possible go to South Carolina's northern border then eastern border.>lol>for whatFrom time to time I like to purposely cause a ban so I can use this site less, but I forgot I was playing here, so when someone said POST PUSSY in a blueboard, I posted the meatiest vagoo I could find.
Rolled 6673 (1d9999)>>6297626finish the work and move o louisiana
Rolled 5333 (1d9999)>>6297626Hey I never doubted you leaving once!Finish Illinois, by any means possible
>>6297648HuhSpillover into Missouri. Just like in the 70s, we're going to play the trenches, get physical. I Formation and keep running it down their throats!!!!!
Rolled 1282 (1d9999)>>6297626Keep on the fight against KALC, focusing on California.
>>6297677>282 palindromeAve.Finally some more luck.
Rolled 3810 (1d9999)>>6297626The War against the Legion in California continues. Brace yourself for defence against their palindromic onslaught, dear listeners; counter-attack if at all possible.
Rolled 9545 (1d9999)>>6297626All in on the Inquisitors.>>6294361Why attack me? If you let the Inquisitors get texas they'll have a +6 and then we're both screwed.
>>6297897i'm not going or arkansas, you irradiated retard. my goals are only the states from louisiana to minnesota. you can stay with california and kill the legion for all I care.
Rolled 4060 (1d9999)>>6297626Everything on the Enclave, pushing Arizona>>6297952Can we be buddies against the Enclave?
>>6297956yeah sure. give me 5 from your roll then absolutely.
i've been keeping track of things and so far it looks something like this if deseret gives me 5.
Rolled 2274 (1d9999)>>6297626>NoteHalf of roll goes to the horses>ActionSecure Maryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders
>>6297626Round 23Hey hey people!>K.A.C.L. vs Legion>25 vs 30i'll only be displaying occupations if they are being contested by another player. if not then its just a normal advancement.i hope I got everything right.
Rolled 1627 (1d9999)>>6298295>NoteHalf of roll goes to the horses>ActionSecure Maryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders>FluffThe Emperor of Virginia was seen with an impressive 10 point rack in Baltimore removing the ribcage from a civilian.
Rolled 4003 (1d9999)>>6298295>missed a roundOh well.Conquer Maine and start eating away at New York.>>6294142 you've gotten yourself a deal.
Rolled 9308 (1d9999)>>6298295Hey new clean map!Continue cleaning up Missouri…no matter who stands in the way of our boys in the trenches
Rolled 2149 (1d9999)>>6298295 (GM)1. Give all of my roll to Brazilian Inquisitor>>6297988 (Brazilian Inquisitor)Finish the Enclave and complete Texas already for the love of God
>>6298434Shit, I was connected to my other wifi
>>6298438Huh, it looks like I got a new ID, anyway, it's me lol
Rolled 7400 (1d9999)>>6298295All rolls into Deseret.>>6298408Hey there. Don't suppose I could convince you to attack Deseret could I? I could broker a non-aggression pact between you and LACK, who are my allies.
Rolled 7425 (1d9999)>>6298295nobody expects the brazilian inquisition!>>6298434thanks fren :)
>>6298440just because you're being a little shit i'm taking your new mexican territory.
>>6298434What are your plans for acquiring a second capital? I would be down for a joint naval invasion where we each acquire a capital. I need to secure Maryland and Virginia first but that shouldn't take long.
>>6298557As of now I'm only thinking about peacefully expanding my territory while helping my allies in the front lines. Making sure Brazilian Inquisitor finds stability on the Western side is of utmost importance to me at the moment.However, after that, I could assist you with everything I have. In exchange, all I ask for are a few territories that would allow me to go (North)West without having to extend my primary territory until there.My end goal is simply not to lose, I'm 100% up for a joint win if I get to that position and the GM allows it.
>>6298295Round 24rather peaceful round this time. and lots of wasted rolls too.
>>6298826huh i guess posting from mobile data doesn't save the ID
Rolled 5335 (1d9999)>>62988261. Finish Georgia2. South Carolina northern and western borders
>>6298854Welp, that's 44 territories, so3. Occupy the rest of South Carolina if possible lol
Rolled 8732 (1d9999)>>6298826>ActionMaryland -> Delaware -> West Virginia Borders>NoteNo more investment in eastern poland for now>FluffThe Hive sends Labor Day gifts to all its neighborsFor Wendigos: An ice sculpture of the Imperial Empress (made with REAL empress!)For Snakes: An albino alligator with golden teethFor Horses: A bale of rye grassFor Kaiser's Legion: A bundle of sticksFor the Mormons: A temu Flow hive for desert beekeepingFor the Inquisition: A sister of battle to slay your enemies in the name of the golden throneFor Blackshirts: A Hick-Fil-A is constructed in their capitalIDK what teal and purple are so they just get a tasteful gift basket with cheese, crackers, premium fruits, and other snacks.
>>6298860>For Snakes: An albino alligator with golden teethSounds cool, t-thank you fren
Rolled 3442 (1d9999)>>6298826Missouri? More like misery! Let’s finish her out
>>6298927Ah so close
Rolled 9332 (1d9999)>>6298826NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM>eat NE
>>6298929You can say that again.
>>6298932
Rolled 7413 (1d9999)>>6298826hit 'em up in louisiana.also block the enclave from entering texas or from attacking the pink ones.
ohyeahigotabonusnow
Rolled 8174 (1d9999)>>6298826Fugg this time I missed stuff. Finish Indiana then Ohio
Rolled 89 (1d9999)>>6298826Put it all on the Enclave, I'm already in too deep.
Rolled 4615 (1d9999)>>6298826keep up the offensive into California...
Where did horses go?
>>6298826Round 25i guess a changing ID is fitting for the lord of change
Rolled 4033 (1d9999)>>6299492Make a valiant last stand, and defend against those brainiacs in KALC!
>>6299532>dubsMars shines on the Legion once again.
Rolled 8727 (1d9999)>>6299492Continue fighting the Enclave, everything on pushing Arizona>>6299533IF I can finish off Arizona, I promise on the name of the Lord that you will get it back from me.
Rolled 7996 (1d9999)>>6299492>ActionCapture Delaware -> West Virginia Borders -> Virginia>>6297631Horses come back! (Come back) You can take tennessee. I was wrong and I just can't live without you.
Rolled 4196 (1d9999)>>6299492Indiana then Ohio
Rolled 1942 (1d9999)>>6299552Nice roll >>6299492Alright enough playing around. Just gimme Missouri >>6298860We appreciate the delicious, and morally firm, chicken establishment. Take a bearcat pelt as a symbol of our thanks, taken form a recent fight to the death in our arena.
Rolled 9958 (1d9999)>>62994921. Circle around Betting Horses eastern border2. If possible, attack BlackShirts aiming to recover Betting Horses Missouri territories
>>6299552>727The Lord has truly blessed Deseret.
Rolled 3001 (1d9999)>>6299492Conquer New Jersey, continue in NY if the WPR is able.
Rolled 5831 (1d9999)>>6299492Kill Deseret dead. Quads
>>6299646>The Lord
>>6299843>Wrong name
Rolled 4994 (1d9999)>>6299492before i'm fucked over, continue louisana and go up after
>>6299492round 26>enclave vs deseret8 vs 30good game all around.
>>6300115?
>>6300121Delaware has too many small spaces and you only got 13. it's hard to determine what to and not to count. if you had a 15 or a 20 it'd make me job a lot easier.
Rolled 7864 (1d9999)>>6300115Sneak attack by the Dixie snakes!!! I knew only rattlesnakes and traitors came form there! Push them back out of Illinois and go straight for the Horse capital
>>6300124I cede all my territory to Wendigos I guess.
Rolled 9658 (1d9999)>>6300115Finish off the Enclave, then cede everything east of New Mexico to the Legion.
Rolled 205 (1d9999)>>6300115From the brink of disaster the bull keeps on fighting, helped by an unlikely ally...Continue fighting those radio show nerds in the north, focusing on taking California.>>6299843Hey, maybe this is the bizarro world where the Malpais Legate didn't get burned.>>6300137Ave. Your honor won't be forgotten.
>>6300137I meant WEST of new mexico, please forgive me qm-sama...
Rolled 466 (1d9999)>>6300115Ohio.
Rolled 9775 (1d9999)>>63001151. Take back all territories Blackshirts took from Betting Horses2. If possible, occupy Blackshirts territories that are still bordering Betting Horses' territory3. If possible, head straight for Blackshirts capital
>>6300245>775Almost...>16 vs 16Damn
Rolled 7066 (1d9999)>>6300115clamp louisiana and move on to arkansas. the horses will become glue soon if they don't move.
>>6300115Round 27>Blackshirts vs Snakes>16 vs 16status quo is maintainedalso ghost gives up the ghost to the republic
Rolled 6434 (1d6666)>>6300586I’m not even sure why the snakes want to attack me, aside from them being snakes of course. Drive for the Horse capital, fend off any attack from the snakes
>>6300594Spillover goes to taking the rest of Missouri if you would kindly
Rolled 5957 (1d9999)>>6300586Ohio. If there's any spill... I guess Kentucky?
Rolled 7257 (1d9999)>>6300586Keep on taking California! Anything left goes to marching into Oregon.
Rolled 939 (1d9999)>>6300586Finish off the Enclave, everything on taking Utah. If there's spill over, take Colorado
Rolled 888 (1d9999)>>6300586Yet again, we face Ceasar's legion; attacking and defending in the battlefields of California.
Rolled 3287 (1d9999)>>6300586time to make some horse glue>>6300776>mfw
>>6300823forgot the gif
>>6300823Seems like Horses isn't coming back, I was planning on defending his territory, but since you are moving North. What do you say on ganging up vs Blackshirts, and we split the 2 capitals 1 for each?
>>6300776>Rolled 888 (1d9999)Holy moly
>>6300184The vultures are beginning to circle and we seem to be without friends. What say you finish Ohio and turn your attention down South to the snakes of Dixie?
Rolled 1910 (1d9999)>>6300586>>6300594>Rolled 6434 (1d6666)>1d6666Ackshually, it's an ilegal roll, just saying...Action: Focusing on Horse's capital, do my best against Blackshirts I guess...==================>I’m not even sure why the snakes want to attack me, aside from them being snakes of course.Well, I was planning on playing pacifist, but Horses was one of my allies and you were coming, naturally, I didn't want that.
>>6300851>1d6666Oh fuck me that sucks. If Seth wants me to reroll I will but I’m not a good enough sport voluntarily do it lmaoYou’re loyal to a dead man, but I suppose it was only inevitable for conflict to break out
>>6300857I mean, I pointed it out cause I knew I probably wouldn't get a better roll, but if the QM is ok with it I don't really mind, shit happens lol>You’re loyal to a dead man, but I suppose it was only inevitable for conflict to break outWell, Brazilian Inquisitor going North would trigger this fight regardless I think, but now with Ghost out I realize the better move would've been going to the now deserted west coast. I'm sure SMSM appreciates our conflict
>>6300839you can take anything north of kentucky and west of missouri because nothing shall stop my righteous crusade.
these are basically my final borders and every single roll after it will go to self defense or others.
>>6300913Cool, I will focus on the West after this round then
>>6300848Given that we're a NAP (set to expire in a few rounds) and not an alliance I'll have to think about it and see what else happens. I'll honor the NAP as long as I'm not attacked first (even after round 30), but I want to see whether Wendigo decides my sharing a border with him is an excuse to attack before committing to anything. I'll probably fill the uncontested parts of Kentucky though. If Inquisitor moves in I will help push him back once a path for me to do so opens up. >>6300863>I'm sure SMSM appreciates our conflictWhy are you bringing me into it? I was also just having fun coloring in my portion of the map.
>>6301171>Why are you bringing me into it? I was also just having fun coloring in my portion of the map.Kek just saying, Wendigo hasn't played in two rounds, the west coast is empty
>>6301173The only person missing in the West seems to be Enclave, whose territory is inland. And if they came back so might Wendigo (after all he's currently winning the game).
>>6301180Bruh how'd my ID change in 20 minutes
>>6300586Round 28satanic rolls edition>Legion vs KALC>14 vs 50legionaires cucked out of California yet again.>Blackshirts vs Snakes>16 vs 24Shirts of color get blocked out of their goal by the reptiles.I think thats everything
Rolled 2200 (1d9999)>>6301208I’m guessing you didn’t count the palindrome…cucked again Okay let’s try for their capital and defend against the snakes. Any spill goes to pushing back the yellow menace
>>6300913>>6301180>>6301181Shit, all this time I meant East*, east coast, my bad lmao
Rolled 7554 (1d9999)>>6301208Question: Can I cede part of my territory AND roll in the same turn?IF YES:1. Cede everything going around Betting Horses territory including the ex-capital of Betting Horses to Brazilian Inquisitor2. Take North Carolina's capital and go diagonally directly towards Pennsylvania's capitalIF NOT:1. Take North Carolina's capital and go diagonally directly towards Pennsylvania's capital>>6300913If I can't cede in the same turn I will offer my support eventually when I can>>6301211>I’m guessing you didn’t count the palindrome…cucked againShit now I feel bad :S
>>6301218>7554
Rolled 5937 (1d9999)>>6301208>>6301218defend against the fascist menace in my newly acquired territory and expand the horses
>>6301211sheesh, trying to summon the devil seems to have backfired. but hey maybe double dubs counts for something?
>>6301233Good thinking >>6301208BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY GOD, CORN AND FOOTBALL, I DEMAND YOU RECOGNIZE DOUBLE DUBS
Rolled 6023 (1d9999)>>6301208Finish out Ohio then we'll head to Kentucky. >>6301215RIP
>>6301234Denied.
Rolled 5011 (1d9999)>>6301208At last, a breakthrough!Keep up the offensive against Ceasar's legion, prioritising California.
>>6301252holy shitballs, batman! The Legion finally won!
Rolled 2359 (1d9999)>>6301208Keep on the fight in California!
>>6301256kek
Rolled 2658 (1d9999)>>6301208what the hell did I missedSnake along the southern NC border towards the Atlantic Ocean. Invest the rest of the advance into conquering West Virginia.
Rolled 8644 (1d9999)>>6301208Finish off the Enclave in Colorado
>>6301218>>6301218>Cede everything going around Betting HorsesI wonder if QM is going to interpret that as Mississippi and Alabama and not just that part that goes around to the north
>>6301208>>6301218>1. Cede everything going around Betting Horses territory including the ex-capital of Betting Horses to Brazilian InquisitorTo clarify, these are the territories>>6301396Good catch kek
>>6301208Round 29Word of God edition>Blackshirts vs Inquisition>36 vs 20The Brazilian tries and fails to defend his newly acquired territory.>KALC vs Legion>35 vs 18The West War rages on in California.
Rolled 388 (1d9999)>>6301624Finish Missouri, defend against those steers and queers from Texas
Rolled 3163 (1d9999)>>6301624You did the opposite of what I said lol Nevermind:1. Take North Carolina's capital and go diagonally directly towards Pennsylvania's capital
>>6301624all steam ahead towards the norf
Rolled 7510 (1d9999)>>6301624Finish Ohio, head to Kentucky. Prioritize uncontested territory first.
Rolled 5782 (1d9999)>>6301639fuck forgot the dice
Rolled 8280 (1d9999)>>6301624Keep on fighting for California!
>>6301624What happened to my action? I don't see any changes on the map.
>>6301705shit yeah my bad, i knew i had forgotten something.
>>6301741So, just curious, what happened in my turn?
>>6301772see>>6301208 >>6301624try better chucklefucks
also it's late and i might be too drunk to do the tirns at this hour so i might've misunderstood what you meant.
Rolled 3432 (1d9999)>>6301624Keep up the offensive against the Legion, prioritising California.
Rolled 9553 (1d9999)>>6301741Good, in that case continue taking West Virginia.
Rolled 4041 (1d9999)>>6301624Attack KALC, focus on heading west through Nevada and if there's any spill, go into Californiawhy must I keep the legion on life-support?
>>6301789Based alcoholic map maker
>>6301624Round 30Hungover Bird edition>Legionaires vs KALC>20 vs 13this frontline is getting worse than donbass
>>6301642Wanna keep fighting? Your boy is glue now
Rolled 3543 (1d9999)>>6301957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uraj8XtFQE >>6301961
>>6301957Keep up the fighting in the Quagmire of California. All efforts against the Legion.>>6299824Is the enclave still around or have you given up?
Rolled 568 (1d9999)>>6301967Probably best to include some actual dice.
Rolled 2188 (1d9999)>>6301966So we fight >>6301957Push through Arkansas to the Texas border
CHAINSMOKERS HELP!!!
HELP!!!
Rolled 8260 (1d9999)>>6301957Keep on fighting to take California!
Rolled 5488 (1d9999)>>6301957Take back the lands the Smoking Snakes drove through and make an advance alongside our border in South Carolina and Georgia.>>6301641Hello there, neighbour, would you be open for discussions?
>>6302026>Rolled 88 to beat the SSDanke.
Rolled 463 (1d9999)>>6301957Work on Kentucky. Prioritize uncontested parts first. >>6302026What did you have in mind?
Rolled 7448 (1d9999)>>6301957Dude I meant this capital, then the other lolAnyway, use all my roll to help Brazilian Inquisitor vs Blackshirts >>6301972
>>6302101>7448It's over.>>6302026W-Wendigo-san, m-may we talk?
>>6302088I see the world's starting to be a little cramped and I'm wondering if, rather than clashing over the last remaining pieces of unclaimed lands in Kentucky and Tennessee, we might come to a favorable agreement for both of us, especially on the situation on the other half of the continent.>>6302102How polite of you to use those yokai honorifics after driving a straight for my capital. In any case, now that your adventure is over I'm sure we can reach a passable agreement. Pic rel are my maximalist demands from you. You would give me South Carolina and Georgia for peace and security guarantees, wouldn't those be nice with the mess in the Midwest?
>>6302353>How polite of you to use those yokai honorifics after driving a straight for my capital. In any case, now that your adventure is over I'm sure we can reach a passable agreement. Pic rel are my maximalist demands from you. You would give me South Carolina and Georgia for peace and security guarantees, wouldn't those be nice with the mess in the Midwest?Kek, in my defense I thought you were out of the game, but nah, hell no. Since we are already here let's just battle it out
Rolled 2806 (1d9999)>>6301957Same strategy, I take what I can, and then cede all territory in Nevada and Arizona to the Legion
>>6302353Hm. I am planning to go for Kentucky/Tennessee but that's largely to counter Inquisitor as he moves north. You have the rest of the east coast and Snake to deal with so it should work out fine?>>6302102>Snake keeps attacking people and immediately backpedals
>>6302354While I much rather avoid another meatgrinder, I can't say no to stepping on some snakes.>>6302460 It does work out, it's just that considering your earlier talks of attacking the SS, and their affiliation with the Inquisition, I wouldn't be opposed to cooperation in the Deep South in the future, depending on how the situation evolves.>>6301972Hello there, inquisitor. The Wendigo(and Skinwalker) People's Republic would like to open diplomatic channels with you, especially to talk about the recent situation.
>>6302525wassup cryptid, i'm open for talks
>>6302574 Your buddy, Smoking Snakes, messed uo with their little adventure towards Pennsylvania, and as much as I would like to fight it out, I have empty territory to grab and jobs to finish up north. I'm askung if you, as his ally, could help pressure him into not adding my nation among those against your little bloc.
>>6301957Round 31Stolen wifi edition >Blackshirts vs Snakes/Inquisition >36 vs 34>KALC vs Legion>19 vs 20
Rolled 5955 (1d9999)>>6302641I think fighting those fuckers down south is the best thing you could do honestly. You’re already in the lead with 3 capitals, solidify that by defeating the only enemy you have left. Especially if they’re busy eating me >>6302647Fighting against two powers isn’t good, but we have always been the underdog. Push through Arkansas and get to Texas as fast as possible
>>6302671>5955h-hayai!>>6302641As I said before I only attacked your territory because I thought you were out of the game and SMSM (Blackshirts ally, I think) would go there after I just attacked him. If you are ok with stopping for real we can stop, I will go back to my original and preferred pacifist paythrough. Thoughts?
Rolled 252 (1d9999)>>6302647defend against the black onslaught, give new mexisco to deseret if they help, and go for tenesse if i can
>>6302702Waiting for Wendigo's response, I'll support again in case it goes smooth, no way this dude got doubles again
Rolled 2201 (1d9999)>>6302647Focus everything on pushing up to take all of California!>>6302429Much appreciated.
>>6302709>one off from a palindrome>is a 1kek
Rolled 4619 (1d9999)>>6302647Attack SS alongside the Atlantic Coast.>>6302698>Thoughts?Firstly, I will remind you that, like in the case of New England, military operations will continue alongside negotiations, that is why I maintain my offensive.Secondly, I gave you my maximalist demands for peace here>>6302353 . Georgia and South Carolina, those will guarantee peace in our times if you agree to hand them over. If not, maybe I could be convinced to share Georgia with you or I maybe I will drive down to Florida.>>6302671I'm battling snakes, hedging on all sides is wise I would consider.
Rolled 6452 (1d9999)>>6302647Recover my territory in South Carolina and go for North Carolina next>>6302728Nah, it's cool, too close for comfort, let's just keep going, you'll probably need a 4th capital to win.>>6302702Sorry dude, won't be able to help for a while.
Rolled 8689 (1d9999)>>6302647Well, the Enclave both failed to support me in war then failed abysmally against the Mormons. R.I.P. you slackers....Shouldn't either the Brazilians or the Mormons be occupying an Enclave Capitol? Did one not spawn in with them?Anyway, focus all war efforts on breaking Ceasar's Legion in California
Rolled 5915 (1d9999)>>6302647Keep working on Kentucky. Let's actually get our asses in gear and go for the Inquisitor contested territories. >>6302525Yes, it's too early to tell how the situation will develop but I'm certainly not against cooperation down the road should it develop in that direction>>6302698Stop trying to sow discord to avoid taking responsibility for your fuck ups. Your hypocrisy is apparent.
>>6302907>Stop trying to sow discord to avoid taking responsibility for your fuck ups. Your hypocrisy is apparent.Why are you seething? I attacked him thinking he wasn't playing anymore and worried about a future attack from you. And now we are fighting, that's all lol
guys I lost my pc and won't be able to update the game until Monday at the earliest. might try to get it back today but nothing's open at sundays so if anyone else could pick it up from here that'd be nice.
>>6302647Oh man, RIP me, the Enclave. Completely forgot to play lol.
>>6303416You're still technically just alive. If you start attacking the Mormons to keep them off my back, I'll grant you my lands in Colarado to give you a slight buffer.
Rolled 8511 (1d9999)>>6303516Okay. Fuck it. What have I got to lose?ATTACK THE MORMONS.
>>6303540>dubs out of the gateDamn
she's dead guysits so over
>>6302647ah shitima going to donate the rest of my territory to Gold and Yellowim heading down to the pink pony club to drink until this over
>>6303971I'm taking dibs
Rolled 877 (1d9999)>>6302647Counterattack the Enclave