>>6283414
>Choose a character
I don't understand

What schizobabble is this?

>>6283414
>Choose a character

>>6283439
You're a kid. You're probably not going to complete this quest on time. You can try to get a job to increase your importance.

>Jobs
>>Work at grocery store
>>Police man
>>Fire fighter
>>Nurse
>>Construction
>>Restaurant
>>Arts/Entertainment

>>6283440
You're a kid. You don't have a job. You won't be able to claim importance from your job. You also won't be able to be called a wagecuck. You're probably not going to complete this quest on time. While you don't have a job, you are able to gain influence using only your skills. Many people liken you to an autistic bard. Your main ability is to use negging to try to decrease the influence of others. People who have the Hometown Hero destiny basically beat you automatically, but that doesn't mean there's not opportunities for you.

Currently your influence level is below bag boy, and around the level of drug dealer.

What are you going to do?

>Leave and do something else for now
>Talk to Gloria on the phone
>Look for Gloria in person

>>6283443
You're a stay at home mom. It's what you always wanted to be, ever since you were a little girl and you heard about moms staying at home. Even though you're a mom, some people consider it a possibility that you had a virgin birth, no offense to your kid's dad.

What do you want to do?

>Leave and do something else
>Claim to be Gloria
>Talk about Gloria

>>6283585
>>Arts/Entertainment

>>6283673
Roll 1d100 for your artistic creative ability stat

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6283695
(Can the kid be a female?)

>>6283592
Shit yes we be momming up in here
>Talk about Gloria

>>6283721
Since you were a young child, you've had a great artistic and creative ability. Your artistic and creative ability is so high that you excel at multiple disciplines and mediums. People are looking at Gloria? You can draw and paint impressive pictures of her. People are listening to Gloria? You can talk and sing just like her too. You can act like Gloria, you can dance like Gloria, you can even make whole plays about what Gloria does and what Gloria's life is like.

Gloria, Gloria, Gloria

Many people suspect your great artistic creative ability came from loss, whether it was abusive or exploitative or whatever, which is why no one ever considers you in as much as a Gloria's virginity side quest.

Because you are female, grocery store does not consider it to be too ridiculous for you to be friends with Gloria.

What are you going to do?

>Make a sarcastic Gloria art (gain +1 pedophile status)
>Make a sincere Gloria art (gain +2 pedophile status)
>Try to make friends with Gloria (gain +3 pedophile status)
>Try to make enemies with Gloria (gain +4 pedophile status)
>Leave and do something else

>>6283772
Grocery store heard you were talking about Gloria, which is the best thing you could be talking about and/or doing in general. Your kid and Gloria don't know each other in real life, but they do know each other from school, and you might get selected for a one time school friend's place experience? Is your place nice enough for that? Is your place bad enough for that?

>Say yes to grocery store (roll 1d100 for approval)
>Call that guy you met when you went out with your girl friend to meet you outside your place
>Leave and do something else

>>6284051
>pedophile status
The quest of all time.

>>6284051
>Try to make friends with Gloria (gain +3 pedophile status)

>>6284073
>Call that guy you met when you went out with your girl friend to meet you outside your place
Single and ready to mingle

>>6284148
You think about calling that guy you like, but you start remembering about the last time you were together, when you were yelling that you were going to stick that bottle of tequila up your pussy, but you didn't.

Why am I all talk?

You're basically almost always all talk and no action, but you really might have almost done it, but what if Gloria was there?

What would you have done with that guy you like anyways, and where else could you have gone?

>Say yes to grocery store (roll 1d100 for approval)
>Call that guy you like from that time back then
>Leave and do something else

>>6284083
Some people think you're ridiculous and cringe, but enough of grocery store thinks that it would be good for Gloria to spend time with you. Gloria will learn alot about the creative and artistic stuff that you do, and she'll learn it young too, so it will be kid stuff for her.

You try to make friend with Gloria by showing her all your creative arts stuffs, and she takes a liking to it. Your collaborations are becoming more popular than anything you've done on your own.

Does grocery store want Gloria to continue becoming an artist like you?

People can't help but notice that you enjoy keeping Gloria around, even if it's maybe just for the artistic success.

>Do work and see if you can involve your new friend
>Do work without your new friend
>Do something fun and not work related and invite your new friend
>Do something fun and not work related without your new friend
>Leave and do something else

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6284837
>Say yes to grocery store (roll 1d100 for approval)

>>6284837
>>6284868
Ey, quit stealin' my mom actions! Good roll, though

>>6284839
>Do work without your new friend
How old is Female Kid anyways?

>>6284077
You've attracted the attention of some midnight cow girls. Usually no one attracts any real interest from these midnight cow girls, but unfortunately for you, you've also piqued the interest from whatever mormen sex trafficking operation that they seem to be a part of. You're pretty much banned from here on out from any mormen sex trafficking locations, and they'll send word out to ban you on sight, by reason that they have received complaints about you making other people feel uncomfortable. Which other people? No one specifically that you would remember, but specifically mormen sex traffickers. It's a good thing you haven't bought any tickets from them in years.

You're now being followed by mormen sex traffickers, who have nothing better to do with their time than follow you.

What are you going to do?

>Investigate the mormen sex trafficking operation
>Go to grocery store
>Leave and do something else

>>6285037
>Leave and do something else
>Do something fun and not work related

>>6285037
>Go to grocery store

>>6284837
>Call that guy you like from that time back then
By the way

>>6285434
You go to grocery store. You go up and down and around all the aisles, carefully picking items. Tasty, nutritious, affordable, gourmet, whatever, then, suddenly, someone grabs your cart and says it's time to go. You know them from grocery store from before, and you're going to have to take care of this helpless dude.

It doesn't really make sense.

After you complete your obligations, you'll both be healthier, but angstier. Gain +1 health and +1 angst.

>Stay home
>Go to grocery store
>Leave and do something else

>>6285019
So, you make like a couple of arts without your new friend. They're pretty successful in expressing what you wanted, but they're definitely not popular with grocery store. In fact, grocery store simply pretends not to notice them while subtly referencing them negatively, and everyone else does the same as to not be bothered.

At this point, while you consider involving Gloria in order to make something that grocery store will appreciate, you realize that while you were working without your new friend, you have no idea what your new friend was doing during that time.

So what?

I mean, that's not like a huge deal, you don't have to keep track of everyone all the time, but will it be a good idea to have Gloria working with you now that it's convenient for you?

Grocery store doesn't need you. Grocery store existed without you, in the past committing atrocities and surviving inbreeding, and while you may think they would not want to return to that degeneracy, understand that that may not be beneath them.

What kind of art could you possibly make that would be successful there?

>Do work and see if you can involve your new friend
>Do work without your new friend
>Do something fun and not work related and invite your new friend
>Do something fun and not work related without your new friend
>Leave and do something else

>>6286727

>Do something fun and not work related without your new friend

>>6286727
>Leave and do something else
Grocery store can shove it

>>6286836
Poor it aside, you decide to leave and do something else. Maybe just as well, as you feel that attention here has gone on longer than 72 hours, and should space should be made for newer and better things.

What's newer and better than Gloria?

You've seen one of the previous Glorias, stacking chairs on tables and angrily mopping, like some kind of grouchy cinderella. You know not what happened to her exactly, you can only speculate, and it's nothing good.

You didn't complete grocery store sidequest on time, for this other Gloria, that you've just found out about right now.

>>6285454
How do I look?

You'd look great, but lez be honest, can you really handle all the scrutiny and negative attention?

>Ponder the consequences
>Call for real

>>6287467
>Call for real
MOM MODE GO

>>6287469
If you ever got together for real, something would happen. It's so obvious. Everyone at grocery store can tell. Which is why you're not allowed to.

If you want to talk, it has to be over the phone. Can you imagine inventing the telephone for this ass backwards situation?

>>6286740
So, basically, grocery store arranged a little car meet up, at the grocery store parking lot. It's fun for everyone to get together around the cars, instead of driving the cars somewhere to get together around something else.

Basically, Gloria is there, and grocery store is going to enjoy pretending to shoot anyone that Gloria looks at, from inside their cars.

Moms in mom mode are there, dads they don't want to see, stray kids, you name it.

>Look at cars
>Buy bottle at grocery store
>Talk to your new friend, but at car meet up
>Call the police
>Leave and do something else

>>6288449
>Buy bottle at grocery store
PRESTIGE CLASS: WINE MOM

>>6288465
How teen is this event?

I don't know, but in any event, people are noticing a wine mom. What better place than the car meet up show than to show off your keychain cork screw. You got like 3 dudes interested, no one that grocery store wants Gloria to have anything to do with, and females are going to stay away from that.

Regardless, you gain +2 pedophile status.

>Call girl friend
>Call that guy you like
>Talk to three car meet up show dudes
>Pose with the wine
>Drink the wine
>Leave and do something else

>>6288539
>Call girl friend
We should get sloshed, but you can't do it proper without your girlfriends

>>6288539
>Drink the wine

>>6288539
>Drink the wine
I'm not gonna prestige into WINE MOM without drinking said wine. Glug-fuckin-glug