Last time, you watched a very one-sided presidential debate between 3 people. It was almost filthy. You helped by making it more unbalanced. If Yu Yan doesn’t end up at the seat, it’s because the world ended! And that ain’t happening if you have anything to say about it!Either way, debate is over! One firm foot out of the auditorium and you see two of your hobos butting heads! Your OG Hobo against your newest one! It’s a clash between Nariko and Ichie! A true battle of the ages!“What’s up with those two…?” You mutter to yourself in hopes that Scarlet hears you.“When did Nariko change clothes?” Naturally, Scarlet notices details nobody cares about. Your OG Hobo looks like her normal student self, no extravagant super deluxe student council uniform anymore…“It’s to hide our identity as presidential candidates. That Koala girl is really good at this costume stuff!” Yu Yan appears next to you in her regular Yu Yanness… As cute as always, you should say. “The drama dudes should hire her.”“Huh?! You too?!” Scarlet gets surprised. “How does that even work? Like, it’s your name on the poster!”“Well, dear Scarlet, do you see any of our brilliant students bug me now?” Yu Yan points out everyone is returning to their classrooms like normal.“Uhm, I guess not…” Scarlet looks around for anyone to notice.“Then stop asking silly questions!” Yu Yan taps Scarlet’s back condescendingly.“Speaking of silly, I’m gonna check what happened to Rora. I’ll be back in a sec!” Scarlet runs off.“Do you think we need to separate these bulls, Stud?” Yu Yan wonders.They seem to be dueling in a Smug-Off... Didn’t Nina take Ichie away? You wonder what happened! Also, Yu Yan is here, you should congratulate her on the debate.“Before that, congrats on the debate. You did great.” You give her a thumbs up!“Dude, it was so difficult, I REALLY wanted to make fun of those guys out there…” Yu Yan didn’t have it easy. “And thanks! Great questions, by the way.”“Thank you. And as for these two…” You put your hand on your chin.The hobos… the hobos are fighting… this is terrible…What do you do?>Better find Rora first. Follow Scarlet.>Get involved in Ichie and Nariko’s duel!>Find Liu. Because we need a third option.>Write In.
>>6288610Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/AmjbaTRArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
>>6288610>>Get involved in Ichie and Nariko’s duel!
>>6288610>Get involved in Ichie and Nariko’s duel!
>>6288610>Get involved in Ichie and Nariko’s duel!Pet our Ichie to calm her down.Also figured out Yariel is Claudia’s mom.
You can’t let this continue! This is not right! This is everything you don’t want to happen in this life!“...We gotta stop them.” You think it’s time to get these two separated. “Gotta be quick. They’re escaping!” Yu Yan urges you to look at the dummies running away to a different place. “They’re moving to a less crowded place for better acoustics.” You believe they’re on the haughty laugh phase.“You think they’re thinking?” Yu Yan raises an eyebrow. “Whatever, they’re getting away!”You and Yu Yan follow the dueling arch-nemesis through the school’s many hallways. The building is deceivingly larger than what the old architectural style may hint. In no time, you’re near the oldest section of the school. Not many people peruse around…“Edamura, having a hard time catching your breath? As always, you’re no match for my pace!” Ichie looks down on your OG Hobo. “S-Saionji! I’m merely helping you save face by leaving the public eye together.” Nariko crosses her arms. Clearly tired from running.“Save face?! Hypocrite that you are, you humiliated me by calling me a swine!” Ichie recalls with agony.“You called me a foul beast several times before!” Nariko stomps the ground. “Enough, let’s get this duel underway! Do your choking puppy weeps!”“Y-You dare to describe my refined laugh like that?! Inconceivable!” Ichie doesn’t like this!“No, both, cut it out.” You intervene at long last.“Dear Johnny?!” Nariko is shocked by your presence.“My Mentor?!” Ichie is also surprised.
>>6288667”...And Yu Yan. I’m around too.” Yu Yan appears from behind you after climbing on your back. “I want you two cows to stop clashing horns for a second!”“C-Cow?! Did you call me a cow?! The future president of the student council called me a cow?!” Ichie feels very mooffended.“Sorry, a dumb bovine.” Yu Yan deadpans.Ichie gasps loudly. “T-This is not befitting of your role! Reconsider your actions now! Mentor, please, say something!”“No, Ichie. You need to calm down.” You pet the dumb bovine. “Let your anger out.”“I’ll stop… this once!” Ichie’s anger knows no limits, but some bounds.“You know Saionji, Johnny?” Nariko is in disbelief and also jealous of Ichie’s treatment. You stop to not cause more of her ire. “Did you meet her at the dorms of my old school?”“Another rich girl, huh?” Yu Yan knows how to deal with them by now. “Saionji, I feel like I heard that name before.”“Ah! Our fateful encounter must remain between us, mentor!” Ichie doesn’t want to be humbled…But it might be better to reveal the truth…What do you say?>“Yeah, I met Ichie inside a trash can. She’s my newest hobo.” Present your hobo with pride.>“It’s a long story, but I’m helping Ichie deal with her new flame.” Ignore the origin of your relationship with the former rich girl.>Write In.What comes next?>Ask why they’re fighting. Wasn’t Ichie supposed to be with Nina?>Ask why they hate each other. Get the lore before you move on.>Ensure this duel is fought fairly. Be the referee. Change the game too.>Let Yu Yan handle the situation. She’s the rich girl expert.>Write In. (Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6288668>>“Yeah, I met Ichie inside a trash can. She’s my newest hobo.” Present your hobo with pride.>Let Yu Yan handle the situation. She’s the rich girl expert.
>>6288667>“Yeah, I met Ichie inside a trash can. She’s my newest hobo.” Present your hobo with pride.>Ask why they hate each other. Get the lore before you move on.
>>6288668>“Yeah, I met Ichie inside a trash can. She’s my newest hobo.” Present your hobo with pride.Never be ashamed Ichie, Nariko too lived near the dumpster when we found her.>Ask why they’re fighting. Wasn’t Ichie supposed to be with Nina?>Ask why they hate each other. Get the lore before you move on.
>>6288854This
>>6288854+1
You’re not going to deny the route that made you meet one of your hobos. You’re proud of all of them. Their stories matter. The world needs to know.“Yeah, I met Ichie inside a trash can. She’s my newest hobo.” You pat her head again to emphasize the creature. “UH…?! H-H-Hobo…? D-Did you call me a hobo? A-As in homeless destitute...?” Ichie drops to her knees out of shock.“Amiga, he said you’re a trashcan hobo. Get it right.” Yu Yan chuckles.“Oh mother of god...” Ichie pretends to faint.“Saionji? Destitute? That can’t be right.” Nariko can’t comprehend it.“It is. She was rummaging through trash when I found her. Decided to give her a hand after a chase sequence.” You put it in simple terms, but the actual story is more complicated than that.“OH HEAVENS AND BEYOND…!” Ichie pretends to die for real. “That’s… concerning.” Nariko almost feels bad for her rival.“Playing dead to not face reality? She’s employing Nariko tactics!” Yu Yan pokes Ichie’s face.“Saionji and I have nothing in common!” Nariko stomps the ground.“Listen, Ichie, don’t be ashamed. Nariko, too, lived near the dumpster when I found her.” You try to encourage your new hobo to accept her origin story.“I-I SAID NOTHING IN COMMON!” Nariko panics.“Huh?! You, too, were also swimming in heaps of garbage from top to bottom in a desperate attempt to subsist in the harsh realities of the concrete jungle?” Ichie springs up!“Because of you.” Nariko furrows her eyebrows. “Me? Is this one of those unjustifiable jealousy fits the poors usually go through?” Ichie is very confused.“Girl, your broke ass ate trash. What are you talking about?” Yu Yan pokes the new hobo’s face.“T-This is solely a temporary downturn in my life! Excellence always rises back to the top!” Ichie won’t wear the label that fits her the most… “But the question remains, why am I being blamed?”“You convinced the Academy to not look after me during my own temporary downturn.” Nariko crosses her arms.“Oh! That! It feels a lifetime away...” Ichie fondly remembers. She’s not denying it.“That’s why your name is familiar! You’re the piece of shit who stopped everyone from looking after Nariko when she went full hobo.” Yu Yan explains again for the audience. “What’s your problem?!”
>>6289080“Problem? She lost her marbles! She was unrecognizable! I did what I was supposed to do: I left her at a Homeless Shelter where nobody could tell who she was.” Ichie is perplexed. “Even if there are systematic issues that undermine our system’s ability to fix real problems. Or any problem at all. You have to believe in institutions!”“And the Academy stuff?” Yu Yan raises an eyebrow.“In the name of my father, I told them she was taken care of! Ms. Gainsbourg understood me immediately!” Ichie smiles.“Sounds like you killed her…” Yu Yan isn’t impressed. And knowing her father…“You’re a disgrace, Ichie Saionji.” Nariko is full of anger.“Is this why you hate each other?” You wonder.“Ichie never occupied my thoughts until this happened. I have little to no recollection of her otherwise.” Nariko shakes her head.“H-Huh?! Our rivalry is well-known to everyone at the Academy! Enemies ever since our eyes crossed paths, Edamura!” Ichie feels insulted. “H-How could you forget? You’ve been a thorn in my side for as long as I can remember!”“Have I?” Nariko raises an eyebrow.“Edamura, we both stood tall at the pinnacle of scholarly excellence. We were a distant First and Second from the rest. Nobody was at our level!” Ichie stomps the ground like Nariko. Seems like a Golden Peak Academy move…
>>6289081“I recall doing well at school, but…” Nariko really doesn’t remember. Actually, taking into account the stuff with the Rich Duo and Tonu, your OG Hobo didn’t seem to recall her time there in the slightest.“Doing well?! You were an honor student in the greatest school in this country! One of the top of the world! Have some pride in your accomplishments!” Ichie seems furious… “Putting me at my limit is your greatest achievement!”“You know, I heard from two wealthy birds that Nariko was the sole number 1…” Yu Yan smiles. “I beat her plenty of times, it was a matter of subject!” Ichie crosses her arms.“Let me guess, you won at Art and gym classes, and Nariko at pretty much everything else?” Yu Yan poses.“...” Ichie can’t muster a response…“If I have to guess, you got rid of Nariko ‘cause you desperately wanted Number 1. Hmm?” Yu Yan chuckles.“…!” Ichie is sweating.“So you left her in the trash, then you became trash yourself, ironic…” Yu Yan gets philosophical.“I-I’m NOT trash! And I’m not any of the insults you two have thrown at me! I’m Ichie Saionji, and my destiny is to fix society’s ills! And your shortsightedness leaves me no choice but to truly refrain from voting for you!” Ichie grits her teeth.“Kiss my ass, Trash Hopper!” Yu Yan doesn’t give a rat's ass about this. “You wanted to destroy my life for such pathetic reasons?” Nariko is amazed by the sheer pettiness Ichie has displayed.“You don’t understand the damage your existence has caused me…!” Ichie thinks it’s not that simple.“So much work to go through with this one… These cows are the worst...” Yu Yan is already looking for ways to fix Ichie…“True, my bad for bringing her here.” You apologize. “But, what happened? Wasn’t she supposed to be with Nina?”“Nina left her on my watch momentarily for whatever reason. As usual, Ichie can’t behave and causes trouble.” Nariko crosses her arms.“Edamura… You always blame me for everything…!” Ichie stomps the ground.“With good reason!” Nariko scoffs.It seems they will continue fighting no matter what...What do you do?>If you somehow forced Gerard to go through an apology tour, you can ask Ichie to do an apology concert…>Let Nariko and Yu Yan decide what to do! Let the afflicted decide the course of action!>Let the Duel continue. They need to let their frustrations out somehow before working on something constructive. >Write In.
>>6289083>Let Nariko and Yu Yan decide what to do! Let the afflicted decide the course of action!
>>6289083>Write In."Ichie. You didn't realize at the time, but that was a horrible thing you did. You should know enough now to be able to see that. You can work on righting society's wrongs in time, but right now you have the chance to make amends for one of your own."Then, while she's inevitably blustering after that. "I'm really sorry about this Nariko. How can I make it up to you?"
>>6289107Yea
If you don’t say something, these two will go on forever (or until Yu Yan runs wild), and it’s pretty clear who is at fault here. Why sugarcoat it? This might turn into a teaching moment for Ichie. An actual one.“Ichie. You didn’t realize at the time, but that was a horrible thing you did.” You shake your head in obvious disappointment. “You should know enough now to be able to see that. You can work on righting society’s wrongs in time, but right now, you have the chance to make amends for one of your own.”Ichie’s eyes are moving everywhere but your (or anyone else’s) direction. She opens her mouth momentarily, then clashes her teeth together without a word. She’s trying to materialize a response to counter everything that has been said. But no matter where she’s looking at, no matter how many brain cells hit each other in her head, no matter how much she begs the world — an answer simply doesn’t appear. She’s seconds away from a panic attack.“I did something horrible…? I did? I?” Ichie is living in a new reality where she’s wrong. It’s gonna take more than a minute to sink it in…“Yes, you could’ve been responsible for my death.” Nariko puts it simple.“H-Ha! D-D-Don’t act like you would’ve perished from that! Y-Y-You’re my rival.” Ichie tricks herself into more excuses.“I’m not. And I got lucky, but a friend of mine lost his life in the process. Ichie, I’m someone you hate for no fault of mine.” Nariko rejects the premise. “Lost his life…?” Ichie grabs her head… and stares at the ground… “My actions…? I-I was supposed to help… everyone out…” The words from Wilma echo through her mind.“Quick advice: it’s easier on the soul to acknowledge you fucked up…” Yu Yan whispers. “...If you aren’t a psycho.”“And Saionji. Please, don’t be a loony.” Despite it all, Nariko wants to move on from this.“I’m really sorry about this, Nariko. How can I make it up to you?” You sigh. “You don’t have to. How can I fault you for using the same kindness that saved me to help someone else?” Nariko smiles. “Lookin’ real mature over here, Nariko.” Yu Yan puts her hands on her hips. “But dear me, don’t let an opportunity to have fun slip you by. If the stud wants to make it up to you, let him!”“Ask and you shall receive!” You smile.“Just don’t pick food...” Yu Yan wants something more creative. “You’re my vice-president. You can’t look sharp if you’re round!”Nariko fiercely glances back at her political party leader… Yu Yan merely grins back.“I let you two choose the next course of action.” You feel this is the way.
>>6289168“Thumbs up or thumbs down on this Ichie girl? I won’t fault you for hating her.” Yu Yan asks her advisor.“As I said, I never spared her much thought. My infinite distaste for her happened because of what we just addressed. But seeing her like this, I can’t help but to pity her.” Nariko believes life hates Ichie enough as is. “To heap from trash container to trash container paints a clear picture. She’s been disowned by her family. I can’t do worse than that.”“You noticed somehow...” Ichie laments as she stands back up...“Don’t give that somehow shit, amiga. You’re a hobo. It’s in the title.” Yu Yan is totally unimpressed. “One chance, Saionji. After you properly apologize.” Nariko is a benevolent woman!“I apologize...” There’s no frenetic energy in Ichie. Her whole world is crashing down, between you, Wilma, and Nariko, she feels like she can’t do anything right… “Good enough for now. Tread lightly.” Nariko is satisfied. “It’s a start, Ichie. From here on out, it’ll get harder. But I’ll be there with you.” You reassure.“T-Teacher…” The depressed Ichie feels guilty for stringing you along...“With that out of the way, it’s time for the fun bit! How are we making these two make it up to you, Nariko?” Yu Yan rubs her hands with malicious intent.“Decisions…” Nariko is thinking it over.“Let’s decide inside this classroom.” Yu Yan realizes one of the old rooms is open. “We’re gonna need more privacy.”It’s Classroom 413! Nothing bad happens in a classroom with those numbers!What happens now?>Nariko demands the most delightful Johnny meal she can think of!>Nariko demands Ichie to be her junior for the rest of the month!>Yu Yan will induct Ichie to be a full-fledged cow with honors! Milkchie will be born! Whatever this means…>As an apology, make Nariko become the first official recruit of the Red Flames! If she’s interested (She will be).>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6289169>>Nariko demands Ichie to be her junior for the rest of the month!
>>6289169>Nariko demands Ichie to be her junior for the rest of the month!>Yu Yan will induct Ichie to be a full-fledged cow with honors! Milkchie will be born! Whatever this means…Hopefully it means ceremonial cow print bikinis are involved.
>>6289261Also, somehow Nina gets pressed into the role of “Mother Mooperior”.
>>6289261Also gotta add our own apology >As an apology, make Nariko become the first official recruit of the Red Flames! If she’s interested (She will be).
>>6289169>As an apology, make Nariko become the first official recruit of the Red Flames! If she’s interested (She will be).
Within the confines of the aging Classroom 413, the decisions regarding what holds your near future will be made. Nariko and Yu Yan discuss among themselves about what can be reasonably done. You have a suggestion, though.“I don’t know if you have something else in mind, but as an apology — Nariko, I’d like you to join my cool new Red Flame group. If you’re interested.” You offer.“Cool what now? What is that?” Yu Yan sounds interested.“It’s like the other flame colors, but like our own gang. Constance gave me the ability, and now Philonune is red. Say hi, Red Philo.” You explain.“Hello, gang. I’m red.” Philonune says despite not being able to be seen by anyone.“Can’t see ya or hear ya, but hi!” Yu Yan waves in your general direction.“You’d be the first member!” You add. First hobo, first red flame member...“The first one?!” Nariko loves feeling special. “It’d be such an honor, Johnny!” She doesn’t think about it twice.“Then what are we waiting for? You know how she gets when she doesn’t get what she wants.” Yu Yan hypes this up. “Actually, I have no idea how to do this…” You cross your arms. “I’ll call Constance, she can give me some pointers…”After a brief call, you get some pointers from Volleyball head (affectionate)! It sounds ridiculous, but you need to touch the person and wish to form a bond with them from the bottom of your heart. Or contractually. It couldn’t be more complicated than that, or else this would be useless. You explain what’s supposed to happen and grab Nariko’s hands… You share a smile together...“I’m prepared...” Nariko nods solemnly. Barely containing her excitement. To her, this is a sign of her growth and your trust in her.“Then, I want Nariko to join my party!” You say that, as a verbal indication may help!And it does! The flame on her hand slowly turns red… Congratulations, Nariko has joined your party!“I think it worked.” You say.“Indeed it has…” Nariko watches her flame flicker on her hand with tenderness. “Thank you, Johnny!” Your OG Hobo gives you a big hug! Which you return happily! What a happy moment!“Sorry about everything…” You say again.
>>6289686“Woah, that looked like a big ball of nothing!” Yu Yan expected some kind of fanfare. She can see flames when summoned, so there’s good reason for her to be disappointed. “And let me guess, Cow Tits behind us has something to do with flames, right? You wouldn’t do this in the open otherwise.”“You’re exactly right. I’m helping her learn how to wield her new powers. It’s a long story.” You shrug. “Teacher, once I redeem myself… I wonder if you…” Crestfallen Ichie wants to join the gang, but doesn’t want to push the issue... “No ifs here, young bovine. We’re starting this arc now.” Yu Yan smirks. “Nariko, you first!”“Ichie, you’ll be acting as my junior for the rest of the month. I expect you to follow my every command. You’ll be under my guidance to teach you how to behave. If you fail to comply, Yu Yan will be in charge of your punishment.” Nariko says. “Am I clear?”“T-This is excessive…!” Ichie doesn’t trust any of them. “But I must comply…” “Oh no, this is the beginning, we have plenty more in store…” Yu Yan smirks with bad intentions… “I have the perfect group for you to enroll into!”“You do?! I’d be honored!” Ichie likes where this is going!“Cool! You’ll be inducted to the Farm of Shame! Only Full-Fledged Cows are allowed!” Yu Yan pats her on the shoulder. “And you — Milkchie — you’re one of the worst!”“M-MILKCHIE…?” Ichie is realizing this isn’t an honor!“Yup! What do you think those airbags on your chest contain? This is your punishment for being such a jerk!” Yu Yan nods. “Mooriko never wished this on anyone, but we found an exception…!” “H-How do I get inducted…?” Ichie is afraid.“It’s an interesting process…” Nariko grins… Your newest hobo won’t survive whatever is coming…You hear your favorite fluffy teacher calling for Nariko and Ichie’s names, she’s looking for them...What do you do?>Leave the room and deal with Nina. You can’t witness something so terrible…>Invite Nina to the Classroom. This might interrupt the induction.>Witness something so terrible, yet so fun! Milkchie joins the ranks of the Moorikos.>Leave this place together and evade Nina. Use the Fan Club’s secret room for these shenanigans.>Be unfathomably boring and remind everyone that you probably need to return to classes right now.>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6289688>>Witness something so terrible, yet so fun! Milkchie joins the ranks of the Moorikos.
>>6289688>Witness something so terrible, yet so fun! Milkchie joins the ranks of the Moorikos.
>>6289688>Be unfathomably boring and remind everyone that you probably need to return to classes right now.
>>6289688>Witness something so terrible, yet so fun! Milkchie joins the ranks of the Moorikos.>Write In.“Sure you can join the team, Ichie”
Oh no, the humanity! This is so terrible you can’t help but to watch! It’s not like anyone wants you out of here…And as for your fluffy teacher, you don’t hear her anymore — maybe it was all in your head? Or maybe she’ll continue lurking? It doesn’t matter now, the induction process is about to begin.“Before we get to the good stuff. You need a change of wardrobe! One more fitting for this activity!” Yu Yan pulls out the Ceremonial Cow Onesie… and Bikini! That’s one hell of a combo! You wonder where she was hiding them.“I-I have to wear those?! But it doesn’t fit my style!” Ichie can’t believe this humiliation!“Milkchie, I’ve never seen a more fitting outfit for someone since I met Nariko!” Yu Yan deadpans. “Speaking of... Nariko! Help me out! This warrior needs her new armor!”“Certainly! Saionji, don’t resist! Or it will get worse, trust me!” Nariko will enjoy this as well.“Nwah…!” Ichie gets dragged into this wardrobe change…It happened so quickly! In a blink, Milkchie was born in front of your very eyes! She looks adorable and silly! Yu Yan was right about it fitting her perfectly…“Haha! A fitting appearance!” Nariko can’t contain her laughter.“T-Teacher, don’t look. Remember me as the dazzling student you once met, and not this adorable but humiliating new form!” Ichie can’t believe she has sunk this low.“You used to wear a trash lid as a crown, get a grip!” Yu Yan rolls her eyes. “But if you think that’s your style, I’m not gonna argue.”“Y-Your words carry such cruelty…!” Ichie hides her eyes underneath the cow hoodie. “Yeah, yeah, air your grievances for the last time. Once we begin, you’ll be punished for your indiscretions!” Yu Yan rubs her hands like she’s preparing to spank… “You gotta obey all rules and endure the challenges! Survive, and you’ll be inducted!” “Rules? Challenges?” Ichie is confused.“Yes, here’s Rule #1: You must obey all the rules without complaining!” Nariko delivers the first mandate. This sounds like Simon Says…“U-Understood!” Milkchie is gonna be obedient!“Good! We’ll keep adding more rules as we go!” Yu Yan smirks. “Now… let’s do something fun...”Ichie enjoys the positive reinforcements even if she’s being actively humiliated…With the threat of the curvy teacher rolling around, you believe it’s a good idea to keep things low on volume for a start… But you’re not in charge, so…What happens now?>New Rule Added: Ichie shall be Mooing in every sentence.>Milkchie will embrace her new cow self and act like a bovine.>Milkchie will do jumping jacks.>Yu Yan will ride Milkchie around the room.>Milkchie will be milked (fondled.)>Milkchie will endure a spank barrage.>Write In.
>>6290017>>Milkchie will be milked (fondled.)
>>6290017>New Rule Added: Ichie shall be Mooing in every sentence.Cows gotta sound like cows
>>6290017>Milkchie will be milked (fondled.)If anyone comes in, tell them we’re starting up a new school club, the Cowgirl Appreciation Club.If it’s Nina, get her to be the teacher for it.
>>6290017>New Rule Added: Ichie shall be Mooing in every sentence.Whenever she fails to do so properly...>Milkchie will be milked (fondled.)
>>6290017>>Milkchie will be milked (fondled.)But by whom?
You can only watch at this point, wait, there’s something else you can do!“Let’s go, Ichie. You can do this!” You cheer your hobo up! Truly using every resource available to you!“I’ll show you a display you can be proud of, teacher!” With your words of encouragement, Milkchie is full of courage! “J-Just don’t pay attention to how I look!”“Rule #2: From now on, Ichie must moo like a cow in every sentence! No exceptions!” Nariko puts it on record! She’s lending her catchphrase, you’d never do that with yours. Never!“At which point? At the beginning, the middle, or the end?” Ichie wants pointers. Yu Yan pinches her butt. “AAAH! W-What are you doing back there?! AAAH!” She gets pinched again. Nariko laughs all satisfied, shades of Chio in there.“I don’t make the rules, just enforce them, ma’am.” Yu Yan is the law. “I-I only wanted a clarification, moo…” Ichie rubs her affected zone as she moos with sadness…“C’mon, it’s pretty self evident! That’s why punishments will be getting more severe the more you fail.” Yu Yan wags her finger.“Moo…” Ichie doesn’t like the rules. “I-I’m confident in overcoming any challenge! Moo! I’m ready, moo!”“Huh, you’re adapting really fast…” Yu Yan finds this suspicious. “Guess all rich girls have this in common...”“I’m a very capable individual, Moo!” Ichie is full of pride.“Shameless if you ask me…” Yu Yan sees shades of Ruby in this new hobo… “Well, if you feel comfortable as a cow, then you won’t mind being milked like one!”“Of course, moo...!” Ichie nods. “E-Excuse me, what did you say again? Moo?” “Hii-ya!” Yu Yan teleports behind the cow and grabs her udders! “Now these are milk containers! Yeesh!” The smug one starts fondling them like they’re bread dough.“M-MOOOOooooo!!! Ah…! MoooOOoo…!” Milkchie is easily overwhelmed. Yu Yan is a magumbo expert… “S-Slow down, moo…!”“Slow down? With so much mass to cover? Get real, Milkchie.” Yu Yan is doing as she pleases!“Is Ichie enjoying it…?” Nariko is beginning to realize something messed up is happening…“I think I hear them over here…” That’s Nina’s voice! She’s approaching! Everyone is too occupied with Milkchie’s first day on the farm to notice!You gotta do something!What do you do?>Add a new rule: Keep everyone’s voice down!>Tell them to move on to the next challenge! That’ll keep them quiet briefly to let Nina go away.>Ask if you can milk the cow too! You know, you’re distracted too!>Capture Nina in a bag and deal with her later (around lunch time?) Just like your Fan Club did to you!>Write In.
>>6290083>>Capture Nina in a bag and deal with her later (around lunch time?) Just like your Fan Club did to you!>Ask if you can milk the cow too! You know, you’re distracted too!This is so fucking funny
>>6290083>>Ask if you can milk the cow too! You know, you’re distracted too!Too much mass to cover
>>6290083>Ask if you can milk the cow too! You know, you’re distracted too!>Capture Nina in a bag and deal with her later (around lunch time?) Just like your Fan Club did to you!
Watching Ichie’s milkchies being fondled makes you want to cop a feel too, but before you can enjoy yourself, you need to address the future fluffy teacher in the room. You gotta preserve the sanctity of the ceremony!You take advantage of the mooing distraction to walk backwards to the door with easy steps. No soul notices you opening the door and addressing the unwanted guest.“J-Johnny...?! W-What are you doing here?” Nina’s blushing expression of delight and surprise is heartwarming, this woman is over the heels for you no matter what happens, it’d be bad time to test that, but… “AAH—!!!” You immediately stuff her inside a gym bag! It’s usually filled with sports balls, but now it’ll host magumbos! You’re 100% sure she fits in there because you did once before when your Fan Club kidnapped you! Well, you didn’t fully fit, but Nina is not taller than you, she’s wider — so it isn’t a problem!What is a problem is the fact she’s struggling!“MHmMhmM!!!” The muffled yelps of a teacher come out of the bag. Thank the stars Milkchie’s moaning overshadows them.“Sssh, calm down, Nina…” You whisper.“HhmmmHm...?!” Nina is barely having it. She doesn’t know how she’s supposed to calm down like this! “It’ll be fine… just stay quiet and trust me.” You say with determination as you pet the comfy bag. “Hhmm?” Your soothing words start calming down Nina, but she wonders for how long she’ll be like this.“I don’t know, until lunch?” You say.“MHMHMM?!” Nina doesn’t like that answer!“Please…” You rub the bag all over with the ultimate patting technique! It does wonders and Nina stops struggling! You leave the bag to the side where it’s not going to be a problem...“Dear Johnny? What’s going on with the bag?” Nariko whispers after noticing that you weren’t paying attention.
>>6290151“It’s something very important for later.” You wink to keep mysterious. “But for now…” You walk forward towards the cow being milked. “Can I milk the cow too?”“You want to make Ichie suffer too? Thank you, Johnny!” Nariko is pleased with this development!“T-Teacher?! No! Y-You can’t see me like this...!” Ichie hides her face in shame!“A-ha! Someone forgot to moo!” Nariko is a rules tyrant! “Punish her, Yu!”“UHM…?! MOO…!?” Milkchie gets ultra pinched in the butt. Yu Yan shows no mercy.“Damn, you keep on breakin’ the rules! You’re naughty as hell!” Yu Yan is thinking of upgrading the level of punishment.“I-I’m not naughty…!” Milkchie doesn’t agree with this label!“Again!” Nariko shakes her head as she points at the shameful cow!“That’s it! Yu-haa!” Yu Yan lets the milkchies free from the onesie in all their bikini glory! “Stud, the udders are ready!”“May I?” You ask the farm animal. Ichie nods… She will surpass all the tests thrown at her!You begin fondling these milkies…“MOOOoOoOooOOOOOOOOooooOooOOOOoooooooooo~?!!!” Ichie breaks into the longest mooing…It’s such a monumental sound, it’s like a before and after moment in this induction... What happens now>Yu Yan declares Milkchie to be the naughtiest girl in this room, and spanks her until the cow can’t sit for a while.>In a fit of jealousy, Nariko demands to receive similar treatment! That didn’t look like punishment, that looked like love!>Satisfied, Yu Yan and Nariko decide that Ichie has suffered enough, and now they will continue teasing her until Lunch Time. Nobody said they were going to be benevolent.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6290152>>In a fit of jealousy, Nariko demands to receive similar treatment! That didn’t look like punishment, that looked like love!
>>6290152>In a fit of jealousy, Nariko demands to receive similar treatment! That didn’t look like punishment, that looked like love!
>>6290152>In a fit of jealousy, Nariko demands to receive similar treatment! That didn’t look like punishment, that looked like love!Hopefully there’s spare cow onesies for everybody.
A wheel turns inside Nariko’s brain, this isn’t excruciating, Ichie is enjoying this! And she’s having a special moment with you of all people! This is the exact opposite of what she wanted! Nariko will have to intervene.“Enough!” Nariko puts herself in the middle of this! She can’t stand it!“Mooouh…?!” Ichie feels cheated at the sudden stop!“Nariko? What’s wrong?” You’re confused! Weren’t you supposed to do this?“Look at her! She’s finding pleasure in this! That’s the opposite of what we want!” Nariko raises a good point.“L-Lies, look at my face! Do I look like someone who is enjoying herself?” Ichie points at her fake tears.“I figured since Johnny was having fun, why bother?” Yu Yan shrugs. “I can slap you later!”“S-Slap, you say?” Ichie is confused.“Actually…” Yu Yan spanks Milkchie twice! “For forgetting twice!”“MOOOoooo…!” Ichie rubs her butt. “I think I got too lost on this…” You admit you’re human… and a little bummed out.“Don’t look down, Dear Johnny! I have a solution! You can play with me instead!” Nariko steps forward.“Really?!” Your eyes sparkle with glee!“Oh, this is what this is about, you massive perv.” Yu Yan smirks. “One problem, you can’t be milked, you aren’t a cow…” The smug one wants to adhere to the guidelines. “Unless, you’re willing to forsake your humanity and become Mooriko once again…”“I-I…” Nariko realizes the true conundrum of this situation, but she looks back at you and finds her resolve. “...I-I’ll do it for Johnny and nothing else!”“Yeah, keep telling yourself that.” Yu Yan raises an eyebrow. “Let’s get to it then!” Yu Yan quickly reshapes Nariko into her new (old?) cow self… Same attire as Milkchie… You have no idea where they are hiding these onesies. The OG hobo and OG cow are ready...“P-P-P-Please, d-dear Johnny… F-Feel free to do what you must…” Mooriko is totally embarrassed.“Yu-hya…!” Yu Yan spanks the OG cow and lets her Narimilkies free… “Rules apply to you now! C’mon, Stud!”“MOO?!” Mooriko has fully embraced her bovine AND tomato heritage. “May I?” You ask politely.“Moo…” Mooriko nods, more in character than Milkchie…You begin fondling one of Edamoora’s biggest sources of pride…“MoOooOOOooo...” Mooriko tries to keep it down but can’t!Two cows join the farm officially...
>>6290658“E-Enough! I’m the *actual* honorary cow here! I deserve all the attention! Moo...!” Ichie intervenes.“MOO?! Moo! Moo! I-I mean, you moove away!” Nariko wants to stand her ground.Both Cows collide!“Pffft… I can’t believe these two!” Yu Yan is laughing her ass off…These cows want your attention…What do you do?>Both Cows have misbehaved enough! Yu Yan will punish them for her dairy crimes!>Put your attention on Mooriko and make her feel like the most special cow of the two. She deserves it.>Put your attention on Milkchie and make her feel like the most special cow of the two. Make her Moo like never before. >Write In.
>>6290661>Punish both yourself
>>6290664This
>>6290661>>Punish both yourselfGet a moove on it Johhny
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>>6290661>Put your attention on Mooriko and make her feel like the most special cow of the two. She deserves it.
The carnage! The hate! This can’t continue like this! Cows are peaceful animals, not wild animals of war, you’ll need to put your foot down and tame them before things get ugly! It’s your responsibility. You made an oath (not true) once they became your hobos. It’s the moment for discipline.Mooriko and Ichie are clashing horns! These hot heads won’t back down! Cows… Cows never learn.“That’s enough, you two!” You demand order! Order in the Farm of Shame!“Are you going to tell this bratty cow to stay out of our business, dear Johnny, Moo?” Mooriko thinks you’re going to be on her side!“No! He’s going to put you aside and spend his time with a first-rate cow! Me! Moo!” Milkchie is certain she’s the prime rib here!“MOO!” Mooriko disagrees!“MOO!” Milkchie fires back!“Neither, you two have been bad cows!” You scold. “Both should be punished.”“Moo…?” Nariko and Ichie are confused in unison.“Now you’re speaking my language, stud…” Yu Yan appears from the darkness with a wicked grin… “No. I need to do this myself. It’s my fault that things have gotten to this level…” You admit your responsibility and your duty to do better. “Then you don’t mind if I give some pointers? It’s for the best for the induction.” Yu Yan doesn’t mind watching. “Just know, you can’t hold back…”“I’m prepared.” You nod.“Then cows, bend over! You’re getting what you deserve!” Yu Yan jumps in front of them, and holds their heads down… “M-Moo…?!” Mooriko and Milkchie are afraid… and excited… and afraid again!“Ready… Spank them!!!” Yu Yan gives the signal!“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!” The new inductees to the Farm of Shame moan together as you unload your open palms on their butts...This is the day Nariko and Ichie lost all semblance of humanity, and have fully embraced the path to cowhood in the pastures of perviness… You’ll never look at Mooriko and Milkchie the same way again. They’re both cow AND hobo. Now their destiny is for them to write…Your hand kinda hurts, Yu Yan didn’t allow you to go easy on them… the Ceremony is complete.And with that, the bell rings! It’s lunch time.“Moo…” Ichie will never be the same woman (bovine?) after this.“Moo…” Nariko will never (never say never?) experience something like this again. “I’ll deal with these two from this point onwards.” Yu Yan watches the victims. “We actually have to do some council stuff. Guess Milkchie is joining too. Go grab some lunch or something, stud.” The future president of the school council winks at you.“Thanks, Yu.” You wink at your petite demon with a beautiful smile…Your hand hurts…
>>6290722What do you do?>Find a Mysterious Letter in your locker. It says it’ll grant you any wish you want, let’s see if it’s true…>You wanna know what happened to Rora. You have a weird feeling it’s gonna be related to your Fan Club’s shenanigans. Look for her at the cafeteria.>Uhm, address the bag in the room. Go to a different classroom to talk to the bag person, apologies will be made. Yeah.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6290723>Find a Mysterious Letter in your locker. It says it’ll grant you any wish you want, let’s see if it’s true…>Write In.Nonchalant carry Bagna
>>6290723>Uhm, address the bag in the room. Go to a different classroom to talk to the bag person, apologies will be made. Yeah.
>>6290760>>6290728Why not both!
>>6290723>>Find a Mysterious Letter in your locker. It says it’ll grant you any wish you want, let’s see if it’s true…Bagna should be her new canon name
You take the offer! You hug the wonderful Yu Yan, pat the defeated cows on the head, nonchalantly grab your bag — and leave to less greener pastures as the Farm of Shame has two new animals… You actually leave together but go your separate ways. Yu Yan is one strong gal capable of dragging the cows along...“Hmf…?” Your bag asks like it has a human being inside it. The muffled confusion reminds you of something! It’s lunch time! You didn’t bring anything with you, so there’s no good reason to return to your classroom. Actually, you have no idea where to go, you didn’t bring lunch either — you could buy something at the cafeteria. Maybe you left some of your money at your shoe locker that has always existed in this school. As you walk around, you hear murmurs about the ghost. Some say it appears at the old wing of the school in a classroom that shouldn’t exist. A physically impossible room jammed between the walls. The rumors say it’s Classroom 413… Why does it sound familiar? It doesn’t matter, you’re hungry!You rummage through your shoe locker to find your shoes (and a letter.) Maybe there’s money in it? It smells nice! Nope, it’s an anonymous note. You put Bagna to the side to skim over it.Nice smell, cutesy lettering, impeccable grammar, and questionable content. It states that there’s a powerful force watching over you, that will grant you any wish as long as you say it out loud AND within the boundaries of the school.Should you test it?What do you do?>Ask the Mysterious Force for lunch.>Ask the Mysterious Force to bring Liu over.>Ask the Mysterious Force for the keys to the School Swimming Pool.>Ask the Mysterious Force for a Johnny in plushy form.>Ask the Mysterious Force for Matilda’s wallet.>Write In.
>>6291020>>Ask the Mysterious Force for the keys to the School Swimming Pool.
>>6291020>Ask the Mysterious Force for the keys to the School Swimming Pool.
>>6291020>Ask the mysterious force to make Nina return physically to her teenage years for a week.
>>6291042Switching to this
>>6291020>Ask the mysterious force to make Nina return physically to her teenage years for a week.genious
There are few things in this world that you like more than teasing supernatural forces, and this one is no exception, although you don’t *actually* think it’s an entity or entity-adjacent phenomena happening. But you never know. The point is, you’re going to ask for something hyper-specific.“Uhm…” You don’t know how you’re supposed to be channeling this Mysterious Force. Philonune suggests talking normally, as stated in the letter. Your Knowledge facepalms. “I’d like to have the keys for the School’s Swimming Pool, please!”...No response. You look around the lockers, behind the letter, but NOT inside the bag for clues. Nothing. Not even a whisper or a breeze. You’re a polite boy, you’re going to wait a few minutes, it’s not like you have anything better to do.“Hmmf...” Bagna wobbles.But before you can begin to understand what your bag said, a set of keys drops at your feet from above, then you hear some sort of whistle/someone whistling. Could it be? They’re labeled as the keys to the Swimming Pool, but you can’t be certain until you try them out. Feels impossible for them to show up like this in such a short time.Either way, you need to be thankful!“Thanks for the keys, Mysterious Force!” You say with a smile on your face. Err, you think you heard the exact same sound as before, but you aren’t sure.These keys aren’t going to test themselves, you pick your bag, and beeline to the Indoor Swimming Pools...You unlock the doors with ease, look over your shoulders twice, then get inside…“Woah, it worked…” You are marveled by your sight. You put your bag to the side, get close to the pool, and touch the water with your fingertips. It’s a heated pool! You almost forgot it is! Literally nobody but the Swimming Team gets to use this place. And now, a mysterious entity allowed you to be here…With your wish granted, you look back to the bag — and for whatever reason — you think about Nina. And another wish is born from your thoughts… Your very very silly thoughts… You need to test the limits of this specter!“Mysterious Force! If you can hear me, I have another wish!” You act like you’re summoning a wish-granting dragon. “I want my lovely teacher Nina to return physically to her teenage years for a week!”“HMMHFMFHMM…?!!!” For no apparent reason, Bagna begins fidgeting in a way that’d make a washing machine proud…! Sadly, this is all we have for this week’s thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!
>>6291096Thanks for running!
>>6291096Thanks for running.
