One day, you suddenly find yourself groggily waking up in a WAYFISH world of WIZERDS that live under the eyes of the WUNDERWURM. Seems like a cozy room... Maybe a bit too cozy.You're not here by complete accident. You've done your research on the WIZERDS. You've done your homework for the WUNDERWURM. And you're definitely starting to feel WAYFISH... In some way or the other. However, all of that is behind you.You're currently in ???.You think have to meet with a WIZERD.You believe the WUNDERWURM smiles upon you.You're feeling... WAYFISH.
>>6305420Oh shit>WONDER about our WHEREABOUTS
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>>6305425>WONDER about our WHEREABOUTSYou decide to WUNDER about your WHEREABOUTS, since your WUNDERING skills are one of the things you htink you have the most faith in. Obviously, you've been practicing your WUNDERING long before finding yourself in this... This... Um...Yes, obviously this is... You're in...The scalding hot bowels of a WIZERDSNEST.Which should place you just a couple of WYLES beneath the floor of a WIZERDSTOWER. Or at least, that's what your WUNDER suggests.This could be as good or as bad as you WISH.
>>6305433>WANDER around our WORKROOM a bit, WUNDERING all the WHILE
>>6305433>WANDER and WUNDER and then maybe sit on the box.
>>6305434>WANDER around our WORKROOM a bit, WUNDERING all the WHILEOh, but there is just not enough space for WANDERING.This little bunker is extremely cramped, so the best you could do is pace around in small circles... So you find yourself just WUNDERING about, well, WIZERDS.You know about many WIZERDS. There are good WIZERDS and there are bad WIZERDS. There's scary ones, friendly ones, there's ones that live in small dark alcoves and ones that build towers that stretch into the sky.You're starting to scare yourself a little.
>>6305453>WIND that WHEELYTHING
>>6305453Are we a Moomintroll?>WATCH the WATCHERS
>>6305471>WIND that WHEELYTHINGDespite your best efforts, the WHEELYTHING refuses to be WOUND! That's because the WHEELYTHING is actually a WIZERDSRUNE printed on the front of the cardboard box. You're half sure that this box was left here by the WIZERD as some sort of WELCOME package... Or it could just be some random junk he owns.
>>6305710Well, you're no man's fool. Your most base instincts compel you to open the box without needing any kind of thought in the back of your mind nagging at you to open it.Well... It's not quite what you were expecting.Furnished with a little milkcap full of water and one with little bits of rice and an orange slice, it's a makeshift enclosure for a little sleeping baby WIZERD.It's not exactly adequate, but you've seen worse.
>>6305711Wunder how one feeds and cares for a baby wizerd
>>6305711WUNDER if there is any additional food for the little creature.
>>6305711Lil dude doesn't seem responsive... WOBBLE the box a bit?
>>6305711WEILD the Crayola WRITING utensil
>>6305711What an adorable creature. Look at how he sits. WARBLE a soothing lullaby for the WITTLE WIZLING.WUNDER also if he is our charge.
I like to imagine it's a giant chin rather than a rayman nose.
>>6305712>Wunder how one feeds and cares for a baby wizerdYou start to WUNDER about all of that but your maternal instincts fail to kick in, at all. Is there some sort of underlying issue with species compatibility here? Just why are you failing to find this thing cute or appealingly defenseless? Can absolute interspecies cuckoo parenthoods really not work? Maybe you just need to grow a WIZERDSBEARD.
>>6305769>WOBBLE the box a bit?Frustration kicks in instead and you decide to WOBBLE the box. Maybe some physical excercise will help the baby WIZERD pupate or something. It doesn't really seem to mind one way or the other. Maybe it's a good sign.
>>6306006>WEILD the Crayola WRITING utensilAlso, upon further examination... All this stuff is just drawn in crayon on the bottom of the box, crayon included. Does this guy even need to eat anything at all?....You WUNDER.
>>6306376>Steal the hat
>>6306393Obviously he needs food. Everything needs food.The drawing must be a guide. We need to complete it with the proper items.
>>6306374>we are are Fraggle and not a skinny MoominI don't believe it.>>6306393Ask the WIZERD WHELK WHAT it WANTS
>>6306610>>6306194>we are are Fraggle and not a skinny Moomin>I like to imagine it's a giant chin rather than a rayman nose.Fraggle?? Moomin?? Giant chin?? Rayman nose??You're not quite sure what you are, exactly. Maybe you'll find out soon. You're not quite sure what your name is, either. Maybe you'll find out soon.WUNDERING about this is giving you a lump in your throat the size of a baseball, so you stop.
>>6306610>Ask the WIZERD WHELK WHAT it WANTSYou shrug off all bad feelings, turn your attention back to the box, and ask the WIZERDWHELK what it ohhh alright then.
>>6306630This cheeky WIZERD is starting to get annoying. Let's just fold up the box and put it in our inventory WHILE keeping a WATCH if he appears again somewhere else. For now let's examine our surroundings more closely.
>>6306630>WRAP the box in the rugs to see what lies beneath said rugs.
>>6306630Activate spellcheck after consulting WIKTIONARY, attempt to alliteratively transform into a Waifish Wizard Wonder-worm
>>6305482"live under the eyes of the WUNDERWURM..."I noticed also the blacked out / censor bar eyes, versus the encircling leering WATCHERS >>6305453so attempt to WINK at the WITTLE WIZLING
>>6306630Must be because we shook his box. He has it out for us.
>>6306939>Activate spellcheck after consulting WIKTIONARYNo. WAYFISH. WAY.There is a delicate, thin, and indeed quite waifish line separating the concept of waifish and WAYFISH. It's not something that can be quite defined. It's not something that can be quite explained.Trust me when I say that you'll feel what it means. Possibly soon.Let's all feel WAYFISH, okay?
>>6306726>This cheeky WIZERD is starting to get annoying. Let's just fold up the box and put it in our inventory WHILE keeping a WATCH if he appears again somewhere else. For now let's examine our surroundings more closely.No use moping around over definitions. You fold up the box and tuck it under your inventory. There's a WHOLE WIDE WORLD to explore!And by wide you mean cramped. The bowels of this WIZERDSNEST are very small and claustrophobic.... You're starting to sweat a little.Over on the WESTERN side of the bowels, you spot an array of ampules, some sort of computing device, a rolled up carpet and a box of crayons. Sweet smelling WRAPPERS litter the floor.Hmmm.... Yeah....You're feeling WAYFISH.
>>6307702WAFT the WRAPPERS' aroma towards our olfactory perceptions in the interest of discerning even a WHIT of their origin.
>>6307702>WIPE away the sweat and dismay at WRAPPER subroutines used to obfuscate the code interface; then use the computer to access the WORLD WIDE WEB in order to identify our location, perhaps by geolocating and triangulating network signal strengths through WARDRIVING >>6307712 (identify location etc)If this fails, use the internet to WANK insteadSwallow all the ampoules at once because all computer hacking requires performance enhancing stimulants
>>6307702WIGGLE your WIDGETS
>>6307702WRAP the rug on you shoulders as a poncho/cape
>>6307816>>6306940I demand to know what is going on with the eyes aahhh argghhh>>6305453>WINK WINK WANK WINK>>6307993>>6308211>wiggle widgets>wrap rug as cape?WRAP RUG as loincloth, for better wiggling
>>6308267Goddamnit Souv, cease your schizosophistry before you scare away yet another QM off the board! BEHAVE.
WIENER
>>6307702SLAP your hand onto the glass bosom full of liquid in front of you
>>6309851anon where the hell is the W
>>6309876Instead of slap, WHACK the glass
>>6309876I'm not very smartWOULD WALLOP WORK?
>>6307702>Wipe your hand against the 5-fingered swirly hand pattern to the right and down from the dead fish.
>>6307702Let's WISH that this WILL... um, 'WECOMMENCE'
I'm WALLOWING in misery at the dearth of WIZNERDRY
