The date is April 1st, 1669. The sky is afflicted by the rising presence of the CRANITORIUM, ushering in the FOOL MOON and the dominion of MONSTERS. This same skull shaped silhouetted bound to the earth with chains appears every 101 years, an entirely arbitrary number.This horrible omen heralds the rebirth of LADY JOHANNA SUGGSALOT, an undying wretch driven by the ongoing suffering of man. With her legion of creeps, ghouls and ghosts, she seeks to drive a dagger of fear and misery into the very soul of humanity.But that bitch is shit outta luck, because it’s YOUR time. You are SPHINCTER SMELLMONT, professional monster slayer and distant cousin to CLAN ARSENE (Thrice removed). You uh… don’t prefer your given name. So you’ve chosen a more fitting name for the a slayer of occult beasties. Something hard. Something TOUGH.What is your name?
>>6308798>Phincter MellmontThat oughta confuse everyone
>>6308798>BAD ASS
>>6308798>Poste of Rior, He Who Pierces The Rump of Sin
>>6308798Richard Ray Peat
>>6308798MiKU LOna
>>6308827+1
>>6308798>Big Greene
>>6308814+1
That’s right, professionally you’re known as PAZ D. RIOR, or the VAMPIRE HUNTER D, or THE ONE WHO FUCKS. Heir to the mysterious SECRET OF D, wielder of the ancestral whip VAMPIRE THRILLER.Tonight is a terrible night for a curse, but a fantastic night to go out and get some sweet sweet monster booty. That’s right, you’re more of a ladykiller than a monster slayer, especially if that lady is a monster. The CRANITORIUM floats far above the eastern edge of the HAUNTED FOREST, getting there is going to be a bit of a chore so you’d beat go prepared.WHAT DO?>Check Map>Visit Shoppe>Write inhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yT8O0aNALWU
>>6309374>Visit Shoppenice cover
>>6309374>>Visit ShoppeFINALLY NOT YURI
>>6309374>Visit ShoppeI thought you'd roll between the 2 tied choices
>>6309374>Visit Shoppe
>>6309374>Visit shoppe
>>6309386Rondo of Butt? Sounds like yaoi to me.
>ShoppeOf course, you should probably go prepared before facing down and romancing the denizens of the night. You stroll on up to Charles Krkland’s YE OL SHOPPE.You’re uh… a little short on silvers. You can only afford one item.WHAT BUY?>Holy Cross>Holy Water>Holy Book>SIngle RoseThere’s no wrong answer, you’re sure you’ll find a good use for any of these.
>>6310942>Single RoseNothing more romantic to an undead baddie than putting one of these bad boys on her grave
>>6310942>Compliment her shapely breasts.
>>6310942>Single Rose...for a beautiful shopkeep
>>6310942>>SIngle Rose
>>6310942>Single RosePriorities.
>>6310942>Holy Crossof course
>>6310942>Single RoseAbsolutely NOT for the MALE shopkeep.
>>6310942>Holy Cross
>Single RoseThat’s right, you’re on a mission of LOVE. A rose just makes sense. Even Charles is taken with your STUNNING DISPLAY OF ROMANTIC ACUMEN. Now, Charle’s shop is all the way on the west side of the HAUNTED FOREST, you’re going to need to go through that den of beautiful beasties. How you approach this is up to you.>Consult Map>Dive right in>Tend to Charles>Write in
>>6312631>>Dive right inDestiny will guide us!
>>6312631>Dive right in
>>6312631>Consult MapThere may be an optimal Road of Romance.I'm sure the shopkeep will be fine. It's important not to let empathy distract us at such times: we have a quest to attend to!
>>6312631>Tend to Charles
Due to budget restraints the quest now looks like this.>Dive Right in No time to waste, the FOOL MOON will only last so long. However you reconsider your idea to DIVE IN when you realize the clearest path to the CRANITORIUM is through MURKBOOT BOG.You’re bound to run into some treacherous beasties if you swim through there, or at least you’re going to catch something gross.WHAT DO?>Man up and Swim>Make a little boat>Go around>Write in
>>6315672>Make a little boat
>>6315672>Make a little boatI think I see a honey peaking out of that bog.
>>6315672>Go around
