THE DARING CONTINUATION OF JERKCITY VOLUME ON EPISODE IV: A NEW DONG (DIRECTOR'S CUT REDUX REVISED YOU are SPIGOT, useless dope head extraordinaire, on a mission to uh..Shit was was it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M754Yl6wiYwAh yes indeed, here we are.The uh space station, or spaceship, or whatever the fuck, the giant wage cage in low earth orbit, you're here for TACOS, and your good friend and pal RANDS (but it's mostly about the tacos let's be honest).He was BITCHING and MOANING about getting inside the bridge so he could give his boss a handjob or some shit, you weren't really paying attention you're here for the tacos that you valiantly fought for in the last installment after all and now you are HERE.THE BRIDGE.LOOKS... kinda underwhelming, also turns out the giant lurching figure was a caveman? you're unsure as to why this is here but you've long stopped asking questions or making heads or tails about anything that happens anymore; life's kind of better that way, you start asking and pondering and cogitating inside your nogging and all of the sudden you smell burnt toast and your right eye gets all droopy.BUT ANYWAYS, here we are, time to take this hunk of junk for a spin?>HEAD TO THE FRONT, COMMANDER SPIGOT AT THE HELM, TINKER WITH THE CONTROL PANEL>QUESTION THE CAVEMAN>FREE RANDS FROM HIS STASIS (Shit he's still in your inventory)>T SPIGOT MILE HIGH CLUB WOOOOOOOOOOO [Write In]
>>6319700>FREE RANDS FROM HIS STASIS (Shit he's still in your inventory)OKAY DICKLICKERS WE'RE IN THE AYYLIEN MILFSHIPWE DEPLOY THE RANDS AND HAVE HIM GUIDE US TO THE GOODS SOUTH OF THE BORDER AND I DON'T MEAN THE FRONT OR THE BACK ONES
>>6319700>FREE RANDS FROM HIS STASIS (Shit he's still in your inventory)FREE HIM
>>6319700>T SPIGELOES CANNONFIRE LINGERS IN MY MIND I'M SO GLAD I'M STILL ALIVE>ALLLRIGHT WE ARE BACK HOOOOA SURE WAS A HURGLEBURGLE THESE LAST FEW DAYS>LET THIS GLORIFIED ALIEN DOOK CALLED RANDS OUT OF YOUR BUNGHOLE, I THINK ITS FOR THE BEST IF WE KEEP THAT ZONE PRIPYAT-LEVEL SECURE
