You're Soijak. You wake up in the morning, expecting to see your wife fucking her bull Tyrone. However, both of them are mysteriously missing. You look out the window into your walkable city, expecting to see people walking and playing Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, but it's completely empty. All the other pods near where you live are empty as well, and it seems like a complete ghost town. What do (You) do?
>>6321884Put on my face diaper and head outside to go see what's going on
>>6321887You put on your face diaper and head outside. For a few seconds, it's completely empty, somewhat eerie. Then, you see your childhood bully Pepe run towards you. He sucker punches you in the face before saying, "OHNONONONO, NUSOIS LIVE IN EMPTY CITIES?? KEEEEEEEK, JUST SHUT IT DOWN!!!" He then runs off. Your face is covered in blood from the encounter, but you know you have to move on. What do you do?
>>6321898Browse your favorite 4Chan board and watch your favorite YouTuber, E;R
>>6321898Your favorite 4chan board is /r9k/ btw, if that even matters
>>6321898If possible, i’d like to change my answer to go on Reddit and post on R/196 (your favorite subreddit) to see if anyone is there
>>6321898start drinking some onions, like onions boys do
>>6321914Since OP left, i’ll be the new guyYou go inside, and to forget this traumatic experience, you drink some yummy onion juice like a good little boy
>>6321914It’s very delicious, but the city still seems to be very empty, what do you do next?
>>6321927start dancing because the onions juice was very great
>>6321932You do a little dance, but stop after remembering your wife and bull are still missing, as well as the rest of the city, what do you do next?
Sorry soipoopas, I was busy gooning to Basedtan diaper gemmies. I'm back now.>>6321932You dance after drinking the delicious onions juice. You enjoy the dancing for a few minutes, then you see something out of the corner of your eye. Seems to be a faint firelight from one of the alleys. You're intrigued, but you know it might be a homophobic bigot so you're scared. Do you check it out?
>>6321940go check it out
>>6321940call gigachad because im hecking scared, it might be evil nazis in that alley
>>6321942You check it out. You go over and see an old Gigachad tending to the fire. You're shocked, as you had heard about Gigachads in movies before, but you thought they were a long extinct race. The gigachad says, "Come, little soiboi, and tell me the words of enlightenment." What do you do?
>>6321946Ask him what Nophono is.
>>6321946Sing the entirety of Bo Burnham’s album “Inside” to him to enlighten him
>>6321948"Gigachad, what is nophono?", you say. "Oh, little nusoi, you are not quite ready to learn about the Nophono", he responds. "Now come, tell me the words of enlightenment", he says.
>>6321950Sing Bo Burnhams album titled “Inside” to him, in its entirety, particularly the track “Welcome to the internet” which is your favorite one because of how heckin’ accurate it is
>>6321954You sing Bo Burnham's Inside to Gigachad, purely from memory. "Well done, soicaca", he says, "I think I may finally understand what it means to be enlightened." He then walks off, leaving one thing behind him. A massive plushie of Miss Circle, with dozens of cum stains on it. What do you do?
>>6321957Leave it be and go on Reddit and post on R/196 to ask users what happened
>>6321957Say to him exactly,"CORD CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME SOOT ROOT FROOT MOOT KUZ QUOTE DOX AND RANGEBAN HIM NOOOOW!"
>>6321959You say this (and look like this), but he's already long gone. You're crying out into the wind like a stupid nusoinigger. You know you have to move on.
>>6321971Are you really so lazy you can’t even add images anymore? At least i added raisin related to the story, geg
