Your name is Feral. You thought you and your bandmates were going to a crazy tour around the world but instead what happened is that you plane crashed midway. You woke up, and the only person you could find is Fred Cobst, your lead singer. Both of you are confused and scared. What do you do?
Feral runs towards the palm trees and starts ripping them apart with his teeth - it's been an hour without his meds.
>>6321968Like that time with the 17 year old groupie, catch those crabs
>>6321968Try calling for help on your Iphone Ϫ, while doing so, make small talk with Fred Cobst
>>6321986Theres not gonna be cell service in the middle of nowhere dummy
>>6321990You got data o algo because you’re rich and famous probably
>>6321974>>6321982Feral enters his withdrawal-induced rage and starts devouring the leaves. Meanwhile, Cobst notices that the crabs are multiplying at an alarming rate.>Hey Feral! I think the crabs are up to some shit or whatever. Or something.<rrrrrghhhhhhrhrhrhahhrahrharhgagagh ARGHHHHH!It looks like Feral has finally lost it. You are now in Cobst's shoes. What do you do?
>>6321994Try starting a fire and boiling water so you can cook and eat the crabs
>>6321996You try to gather the granches as the crabs continue increasing in number. After collecting enough, you look at the crabs and see that their numbers are owerwhelming. With shaking hands, you try to start a fire with a few branches, but the tsunami of crabs is approaching. Then you see it. In the distance, Feral, in his endless rage, set the whole forest on fire. What do you do?
>>6322001i keep making typos o algo
>>6322001Run into the ocean and swim because crabs can't swim o algo
>>6322001throw the crabs into the fire to get rid of them
>>6322006>>6322008You run around the crabs and towards the feralfire. On your way there you glance a mysterious person looking at you from deep in the bushes. A second later, the figure disappears. So, you continue as planned and approach feral, who is uncontrollably screaming in the fire and throwing wood all around him. Once close enough, you start catching crabs one by one and throwing them into the fire. But they just keep coming! So you start running towards the sea. Fuck the crabs and fuck feral, you're out of here! Well, if you knew how to swim. Now you're just stuck in the sea with water over you knees and the crabs waiting at the shore to eat your ass. There must be something you can do, right?
>>6322015Forgot to attach award
>>6322015find an octopus in the sea to eat the crabs
>>6322015Pray to Gigachad and beg to be saved
>>6322016swing your bwc like a helicopter and fly home
