Use your knowledge of Cartoons to steal the F-16.What will you do after you've stolen it?
give it to the ghost of kiev
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>>6325227Get an autograph. Ask what fictional heaven is like.
Sneak back into the plane through one its jets
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>>6325466IT BURNS
>>6325466Make sure the plane is turned off before climbing further inside.
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>>6325626it's already turned off, if it was turned on he would go flying back so, there's no need to check
>>6325466pull that shit out. it's making the plane heavier for no reason
>>6325865the engine jpeg made the plane really fat lol
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>>6325878Cover it in oil
>>6325991wfym?
>>6326159oil floats in waterCover the f-16 in oilwait for rain
>>6325878fly to Bagdad and resurrect the sleeping Gilgamesh
>>6326168IdiotWhat if it stops raining? Then you fall out of the sky
You take the F-16 for a joyride. But sirens blare, and an AA gun shoots you down. The world turns black… until a sliver of light breaks through the darkness.Tearing your eyelids open, you find yourself inside the cockpit of an F-16C Fighting Falcon. Somehow, it carries infinite bullets, 70 missiles, 16 4AAMs, and 5 flares. “Da fuck?” you mutter.Peering out through the canopy, a deep blue sky stretches above you. Below, a shimmering ocean rushes past, dotted with scenic isles.Your confusion deepens. Then, an oddly familiar voice crackles through the radio: “Glad to have you back with us, Mobius 1. This is AWACS SkyEye. I’ll be, once again, serving as your eyes and ears for this mission.”Mobius 1? SkyEye?Aren’t those names from the popular 2001 fighter jet video game Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies, published by Namco for the PlayStation 2? How strangely specific!You remember playing it once on an emulator a couple of years ago. Could it have left such a strong impression that you’re now hallucinating about it, while your real body is presumably tumbling toward Earth inside a burning aircraft?But the feeling of the flight-stick in your grip, the low hum of the engine in your ears, and the warm sun glaring down on your bald scalp all feel too real.Can this be real? Or could this be...Stangereal! [b] Dun dun dun! [/b]
>>6331267Strafe an Arabian wedding, or an elementary school, whichever one you find first.
>>6326624I like this once, I haven't been posting cuz most of these ideas make no sense even by cartoon standards
>>6332462I am OP, my IP reset
