Choose race:> Velociraptors> Loli Vampires> Reincarnating DruidsChoose Location:> Continent Wide Jungle> Lovecraftian Megacity> Menhirs Of Trial And Error
>>6331783>Loli Vampire>Lovecraftian Megacity
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>>6331797>>6331799>>6331844It's been thirty million years since the fall of the Merkaba that brought the five dimensional horrors into our world. They haven't been idle, evolving into myriads of shapes, building massive Concentrators for Telluric Energy to beam it back into their dimension, to feed the mother of all horrors, the universe eater, an ancient interdimensional being that can only be adequatelyyl described as an endlessly ravenous god of hunger and adaptation, whose motif is blessed those who eat, survive and not die.In the wake of these ancient beings metacity, its billion year spanning project of tectonic reshapement to fit the unfathomable design of an alien immortal mind, you find yourselves as the cursed mind child of the desire of life for itself, beings that hide from the sun and nourish themselves from the warm fluids within the bodies of the slaves of the Great Ones, predators disguised as mere children, allowed to fester in the midst of the megacity because getting rid of all of you would be too costly.Population: ~1,000 Loli VampiresHunting Grounds: Megacity of Mu (1,8 billion humanoids slaving under the Supreme Conic Master Race in an island continent roughly 5,000 for 3,000 miles wide, building non euclidean megastructures)And who are you in this strange land?> Loli Escaped Astropath - with the ability to communicate instantly accross endless distances, you were used to relay messages to the conic being masters. You can also control the feeble minds of the slaves, but you arent very strong, your blood doesnt give you much strength at all. +Telepath +Mind Control -Squishy> Loli Juggernaut - your muscles may not appear very developed but your blood is strong enough to fight even the conic overlords toe to toe. But you need to consume copious amounts of blood. +Strong +Fast -Thirsty> Loli Sniper - you have the rare power to shoot a concentrated ball of energy. It looks tiny, but make a big explosion. You also demand very little blood unless you start spamming the energy balls. Plus, you can blend in into the shadows. But other vampires think you are a creep and dislike you. +Energy Ball +Stealthy -Uncool> Write in
>>6331888>> Loli Juggernaut - your muscles may not appear very developed but your blood is strong enough to fight even the conic overlords toe to toe. But you need to consume copious amounts of blood. +Strong +Fast -ThirstyGIVE ME THE ELDRITCH BLOOD! I AM HUNGRY!
>>6331888>Loli SniperI don't CARE what the sisterhood thinks, my mom says I'm cool!
>>6331888>Loli Sniper She looks like picrel
>>6331888> Loli Juggernaut We will be too swoll to control.
>>6331888> Loli Juggernaut
Having tasted the blood of the Primordials, your essence is infused with relentless aggression and a drive to dominate, all in the body of a little girl. The Conic Masterrace hates you and wants you dead because you keep ruining their perfectly constructed non euclidean structures, which you tear apart like one opening an oyster to drink its contents.Today, your enemy is Second Overseer Yithyuppie, the leader of the 6417th division of the Masterrace army, which is just him and his cousin Third Overseer Yithbobs.Yuppie was busily doing the trivial sextuple integral fractal antiderivatives necessary to determine where to put the next subatomically precise quarried stone to generate the cool effects of seamless moebius topological walkways for the next renovation of the local Garden of Seamless Horror, where three thousand and ninety eight babies have had their faces stitched together in the shape of a smoldering crack pipe for the Great Ones viewing pleasure and eventual consumption, when you cracked open the slave pit where the facially mutilated babies were waiting in line to have their biomass added to what essentially amounts to decoration and started greedily drinking the blood of the Cursed Nurses, a group of humanoids tasked with the fine job of birthing and stitching the babies faces in a symphony of pure undiluted horror.It felt however unnatural to you that the cursed nurses would be doing this out of free volition, so you assume the old Yuppie is hiding something far more valuable somewhere in the depths of his patch of the arcology: an astropath pod, with which to communicate with the great ones, housing a delicate naked vampire loli unconscious and floating in goo, being used for controlling the minds of the slaves in this sector.Yuppie, although enraged, does not leave his five dimensional pocket, afraid of being punched in his appendages by you. Instead, he tasks Bobs to deal with you.In a language that is a mixture of someone drowning in phlegma punctuated by occasional claw clacking sounds for emphasis, Yuppie tells Bob to "do whatever is necessary to deal swiftly with this nuisance".Bob grabs a Biomechanical Rifle, that turns babies into energy bullets, fills his pack with crying mutilated babies, and head outside his five dimensional pocket to hunt you!You can smell the conic aberration approaching, but you dont know where it will appear next: for all intents and purposes, your enemy is a teleporting cannoneer. How will you deal with bobs?> Continue cracking slave pods open and drinking their blood (+1 Blood)> Shriek loudly, inviting the attention of nearby vampire lolis (roll 1d10 for a reputation check, roll under)> Break the pavementceiling looking for signs of five dimensional conduits leading to the astropath prison hypersphere (-1 Blood)> Write inBLOOD 4/10REPUTATION 4/10
>>6332120> Break the pavementceiling looking for signs of five dimensional conduits leading to the astropath prison hypersphere (-1 Blood)
>>6332120>> Break the pavementceiling looking for signs of five dimensional conduits leading to the astropath prison hypersphere (-1 Blood)Get into close-quarters, so we can KILL HIM AND DRINK HIS BLOOD when he tries to teleport behind us (which is nothing personnell, kid).
Rolled 11, 53, 3 = 67 (3d100)Determined to get to the bottom of this, ypu begin destroying the pavement ceiling, entrenching yourself into the depths of the aberrant structure. As you tunnel through, you notive the Yith teleporting behind you and shooting a blast of eldritch baby energy at you. The fight is evenly matched for you got yourself into a position where your enemy must teleport very close to have any chance of hitting you at all, instead of the energy being swallowed by the multidimensional chasm of non-standard geometry.Choose strategy then roll 3d100.> Crash Through - continually destroy things in a zigzag, moving away from the Yith, forcing it to get close. Then when it is close, hit it with extra might.> The Jump - dig a large spacious chamber, when the Yith shoots its shot, jump towards him> The Hug - dig the tiniest chamber, in a nook, so the Yith must appear right in front of you to attack, when you'll grapple it> Write inYour rolls must be higher than mine.You can spend 1 blood to get +10 on all rolls, or +20 in just one roll.
>>6332932>> Crash Through - continually destroy things in a zigzag, moving away from the Yith, forcing it to get close. Then when it is close, hit it with extra might.If we give it a lot of space, it might Cecil us and TP away. If we dig in a nook, it might just decide 'any hit is better than no hit' and wallbang us
>>6332940Oh, and is it 1d100 each or 3d100 per anon?
>>6332932> Crash Through - continually destroy things in a zigzag, moving away from the Yith, forcing it to get close. Then when it is close, hit it with extra might.Destroying more things is more fun.
Rolled 57, 16, 96 = 169 (3d100)>>6332932> The Hug - dig the tiniest chamber, in a nook, so the Yith must appear right in front of you to attack, when you'll grapple itGoing bonkers could harm the hidden naked loli
>>6332932> Crash ThroughI agree with forcing it close and going for a hit. That said I wonder if we can get some blood back with the hug.
Rolled 16, 75, 23 = 114 (3d100)>>6333151>>6333037>>6332944>>6332940WON 2 ROLLS LOST 1 ROLLBy utilizing the strategy of continually destroying things in a zigzag pattern, moving away from the Yiyh, you forced it to get close in order to shoot at you.When you smelled it materializing nearby, you jumped at it.It's powerful Eldritch Rifle shot a blast of Raw Eldritch Energy straigth at you, and whereas a lesser being would have fallen, you barely flinched, and through the blast, you grabbed the half disappearing form of the Yith and ripped off one of its appendages, the one attached to the strange rifle.The Yith, shrieking in pure horror, begins to phase in and old of reality, without being able to fully escape your grasp! It drops a sack full of deformed babies and is struggling trying to disengage.But you know merely ripping off its appendages is not enough to kill an Yith. It will regenerate and in time regrow the ripped appendages.The Yith is a large conic monstrosity, and you'd need to strike at its vital organs, deep within the cone, in order to kill it.What will you do?> Drink The Eldritch Blood - Bite the Yith and drink its blood. From what you heard before, their blood content is completely random - could give you a big boost, could poison you. Will you spin the roulette?> Rip And Tear - Dive into the Yith's flesh, destroying everything on the way to its vital organs hidden within its armored core. This will give you a Very Bad Reputation amongst the Yith as a Murderer of Yiths, and other Yiths will actively hunt you.> Cripple The Yith - Rip off the appendages of the Yith, but let it craw back to its fifth dimensional pod to recover. Avoids the worst reputation hit, although still piss them off and get rid of this specific Yith for months or years until it regrows its appendages.> Write inBut even though the Yith lost its gun, it is far from harmless, having massive claw appendages which can tear a human apart in a fraction of a second.So you will have to roll 3d100 to determine if you are successful or the Yith chops off some part of you.Your rolls must be higher than mine.You can spend 1 blood to get +10 on all rolls, or +20 in just one roll.
>>6333564> Rip And TearThey want us dead already, right? Well, it's mutual, motherfuckers.
>>6333564>> Drink The Eldritch Blood - Bite the Yith and drink its blood. From what you heard before, their blood content is completely random - could give you a big boost, could poison you. Will you spin the roulette?I'M FUCKIN' THORSTY, C'MERE
Rolled 36, 54, 16 = 106 (3d100)>>6333564>>6333592Spend 1 blood for a +20 to the middle roll.
Rolled 74, 57, 19 = 150 (3d100)>>6333564I am really more leaning for the cripple. Do to wanting more freedom to build up. Yet that would just make it one vote for each thing. I am also unsure of the lore and how they think. So it will matter less if they are out for end no matter what.> Rip And TearBetter to not risk the blood until we have back supply I think. With the rolls is it gonna be who ever rolls first or we all just gonna roll after picking something?
OP ?
>>6336854Sad. Civilization quests don't usually last long, but this didn't seem like a civ, really, and had more creative spark.
>>6331783It's velociraptor, so obviously velociraptor
